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I was idly doodling that cute kitty lingerie after complaining that I don’t have the monies to get it becauseimpmsingandiminashittyartblockwtfWhen @kittyklawz was like “Oh hey I’m going to send you the monies as an early birthday present HERE YOU
avatardsherlockian: killjoysandcastiel: colesun: sheetofsound: ghoulishghosty: also today some kid mentioned the red hot chili peppers and i was like “oh i love that band” and they were like “oh yeah name five songs by them” and i listed
chekhov: Today I put my hand in my backpack and felt a stress ball and I was like “oh? I have a stress ball?” and I squeezed it and it was a pear and it exploded and now I’m much more stressed than I was earlier :/
vampireapologist: vampireapologist: vampireapologist: i was never seen again. this was the best time ever bc my host had just changed the tire and I was like “oh hell yeah an old tractor tire! you know what that means!” and everyone was like “no….”
the-vashta-nerada: my friends and i were at a pizza place and i got some mozzarella sticks and i was like “oh i love mozzarella sticks i’d marry one if i could” and one of my friends was like “well technically i’m legally ordained” so long
killjoysandcastiel: colesun: sheetofsound: ghoulishghosty: also today some kid mentioned the red hot chili peppers and i was like “oh i love that band” and they were like “oh yeah name five songs by them” and i listed five of my favourites
adamakara: rudycooper: what if there was a show where every character was gay and you had the token straight guy character who acted really stereotypical and was into cars beers and women and everyone was like OH STRAIGHT LARRY YOU’RE SO FUNNY AND
life-of-beyonce: There’s one point where she hooks herself up and she like flies to this other section and I’m standing there and I was like “OH MY GOD. It’s like Tinkerbell. She flew like Tinkerbell.” And I start screaming. “I’M LIKE
thefestivebraidsoffili: adamakara: rudycooper: what if there was a show where every character was gay and you had the token straight guy character who acted really stereotypical and was into cars beers and women and everyone was like OH STRAIGHT LARRY
cockyhorror:Idk why doctors don’t get sarcasm like for example my doctor listed all the things wrong w me and I was like “yep that’s a lot of things everything is going /so/ well” and she was like “oh that’s good”????????help me lady im
moreglitter:fullmetalfisting:fullmetalfisting:My boyfriend has to go to the ren fair for work but i can come and he wanted to do a matching costume. He was like “I want to be Frodo” and I was like “oh cool I can be Shelob” which was, apparently,
rudycooper: what if there was a show where every character was gay and you had the token straight guy character who acted really stereotypical and was into cars beers and women and everyone was like OH STRAIGHT LARRY YOU’RE SO FUNNY AND STRAIGHT
i legitimately forget about the option to buy things in store. i was telling my best friend that i’m gonna order an iphone on friday and she was like ‘dude just go to the att store’ and i was like OH SHIT THATS RIGHT YOU CAN DO THAT.
ghoulishghosty: also today some kid mentioned the red hot chili peppers and i was like “oh i love that band” and they were like “oh yeah name five songs by them” and i listed five of my favourites and he hesitated and then said “maybe you do
billiemania: “I started talking to this girl, she was like, ‘I’m going to the show tonight!’ and I was like, ‘Oh, cool, I’m going to the show too!’ she was really fucking cool, she had a green day shirt on from the last tour and she was
meladoodle: I was doing face painting for kids and this 5 year old boy wanted the comedy and tragedy masks, one on each cheek. I was like “that’s different but ok!” and did them. Then later I saw he had smudged one of them and I was like “oh no
mooncaps: rudycooper: what if there was a show where every character was gay and you had the token straight guy character who acted really stereotypical and was into cars beers and women and everyone was like OH STRAIGHT LARRY YOU’RE SO FUNNY AND
fuckyeahloldemort: also today some kid mentioned the red hot chili peppers and i was like “oh i love that band” and they were like “oh yeah name five songs by them” and i listed five of my favourites and he hesitated and then said “maybe you
meladoodle: I was doing face painting for kids and this 5 year old boy wanted the comedy and tragedy masks, one on each cheek. I was like “that’s different but ok!” and did them. Then later I saw he had smudged one of them and I was like “oh
solarcrashx: one time my friend was walking and she needed to cross the street and a guy stopped for her and rolled down his window and she was like “oh god here it comes” and didnt look just kept walking and he yelled “i like your shirt, kid!”
meladoodle: my friend’s teacher kept saying ‘YOLO’ around the school and then people were like ‘why do u keep saying you only live once’ and he was like ‘oh is that what it means?? i thought it was a mix of ‘yo’ and hello’ and it was
chekhov:Today I put my hand in my backpack and felt a stress ball and I was like “oh? I have a stress ball?” and I squeezed it and it was a pear and it exploded and now I’m much more stressed than I was earlier :/
superherofatigue:i remember when someone was complaining about their partner being late for shit allll the time and someone was like ‘oh they MUST have adhd and they just can’t help it,’ so i was like ‘hey, yeah, i have adhd, i get this, here