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bagelbrother: someone was like hey do a flower beard thing and i was like okay
apparently we need a new one and the guy was like “oh these cost like 10k” and we were like whaaaaTTT so parents are just calling friends to get second opinions and maybe we can get an ac for but we don’t have that cash right now ,,,,,,,
No, I hadn’t. Someone submitted it to me shortly after the gender binary was mentioned on here, and I assumed this was their… I don’t know, contribution? When I saw your reply I looked it up, and it seems like it’s just some weird tumblr-wide
courtneylovedcobain: why are dog lovers so hateful??? like you meet a cat lover and they’re like “oh i love dogs a lot too! i just prefer cats!” but dog lovers are always like “my ENTIRE FAMILY was MURDERED by a CAT, a cat STOLE MY GIRLFRIEND,
pluckyredhead: I was telling my mom about this and I said “The tail is in the New York Historical Society!” and she said “The TAIL???” and I was like “Oh…he was on a horse.” But the look on her face for a minute…
anthropologist-on-the-loose:anthropologist-on-the-loose:blacksails2017:At first I was like, “Aw, he’s discovering icy crusty snow for the first time, cute!” and then I was like “Oh NO, he’s REALLY discovering icy crusty snow for the first time,
missanniebobanie: I remember on my 4th grade field trip my class was standing on a hill and my teacher said “lets roll out” and I was like oh ok so I stared rolling down the hill and I had to hold my teachers hand for the rest of the day I know
anorable: ONE OF MY GREATEST ACCOMPLISHMENTS WAS IN 9TH GRADE THIS GIRL WAS LOWKEY RACIST WHEN I TOLD HER I WAS ARAB AND SHE WAS LIKE “OH UR NAME IS NORA? THAT’S SORT OF WHITE SOUNDING CONSIDERING YOU’RE…WELL…. IS IT SHORT FOR ANYTHING” AND
mikeysvevo: can u believe last year i actually manipulated one of my teachers into thinking i handed up my project and she was like “oh yea alanah i remember reading yours it was really good i think i gave you 90% for it?” and i literally said “im
I remember on my 4th grade field trip my class was standing on a hill and my teacher said “lets roll out” and I was like oh ok so I stared rolling down the hill and I had to hold my teachers hand for the rest of the day
thewordwielder replied to your post: thewordwielder replied to your post: I have a… i thought you meant you’d killed kili or someone for a sec and i had a fucking heart attack, oh my god NOOOOOO OH GOD NO. I had one draft in which I went canon
luvyourselfsomeesteem: senhoritaugly: I just had a grown man tell me to “go make me a sandwich” as I was doing his pourover I told him I didn’t understand what he meant because we’re a coffee shop, and he was like “oh it’s a joke” and
I guess its kind of silly but I like to get shirts for specific shows and stuff so I can wear it while I watch the show (usually just when its new, I’ll wear whatever for reruns) Its pretty much the only time I actually think about what I’m
shotakingamu: I remember on my 4th grade field trip my class was standing on a hill and my teacher said “lets roll out” and I was like oh ok so I stared rolling down the hill and I had to hold my teachers hand for the rest of the day
0hmycas: princeowl: baiko: GUYS LOOK THIS IS SO CUTE. HOVER OVER THE PICTURE WITH MOUSE click the cyan button on the left side of the donut box and hover over the grey donut Do it do what the person said dO IT
ukrainianbarbiedoll: idiopathicsmile: yesterday my lyft driver had a gps that read off directions in what was obviously some sort of specific customized voice so i was like ‘hey, why does this sound familiar?’ and he was like ‘oh i downloaded
supermishamiga: thebloggerbloggerfun:destieldrabblesdaily:deluded-daydream:I was walking home when I saw the car and I was like oh cool Impala frick ya and then I saw the windshield and lost my shit.OMG Someone saw a chance and took it Misha was that
sharing-my-smile: sharing-my-smile: sharing-my-smile: I was to ashamed to post last week. A beautiful lady I follow posted the same pair and I was like oh no, she’s insanely hot and I just can’t. Several conversations later with fellow bloggers
there’s a ram dressed as a clown in my animal crossing and its triggering me
gay-nations: I remember on my 4th grade field trip my class was standing on a hill and my teacher said “lets roll out” and I was like oh ok so I stared rolling down the hill and I had to hold my teachers hand for the rest of the day
fonixe: if anyone ever loses hope just remember one time i was skyping with a very rape cultured uneducated 14 year old boy and yet when he found out i was trans* he asked what it meant and i explained it and he was like “oh that makes sense"
tsukiyamo: “I met her first at the screen test and I was like, ‘Oh, man, if I have to spend six years of my life talking about one thing over and over again to camera crews and stuff, I hope it’s with this person. She is what she seems like.
pumpkinpoptarts: “I was hanging out with my daughters, and I actually just started to cry. Just sitting there, and I actually had a tear and I was like, oh man, I am so happy right now. This is the happiest I’ve ever been in my entire life, and I
sponsoredeath: sponsoredeath: bruh my little brother got a scratch and he was all crying and i was like “oh do you want one of the bandaids i use for my shots? they have cute emojis on them” and through his tears he goes “that’s cringe” IM
fuckstev:i’m at a family cookout thing and this family member ive never met said “y’all hear bout this BLM thing?” and i was like oh god no here it comes. he was like “WELL I AGREE BUT HOW ABOUT BJM? BEEF JERKY MATTERS BOOOOY!!!!!” and
luulapants:My elderly father started talking about how frustrating he finds “the pronouns thing” and I was like. Oh no. He had such a good stand on this, he’s been they/them-ing his cishet siblings for god’s sake! Is he regressing?? And he was
neato-ft: I met a fourth grader and her name was yue, and she was like ‘yea I’m named after a character from avatar the last air bender cause my parents are huge nerds’ and all I said was ‘that’s rough buddy’ and she beamed at me and I’m
hundredacrerain: I kept seeing this on my Dash today. And I was like “…Oh, so this is the newest piece of EPIC FUCKING BEAUTY that was discovered?You know what? No. I won’t reblog it for once! *Sees it again* Nope. *Sees it again for like, a 40th
luvyourselfsomeesteem: senhoritaugly: I just had a grown man tell me to “go make me a sandwich” as I was doing his pourover I told him I didn’t understand what he meant because we’re a coffee shop, and he was like “oh it’s a joke” and I
questiioning: When I was at work today my friend pinched my butt and said “awh it’s so cute and little” and I was like oh thanks girl, nice way to remind me that you have a bigger booty than me 😂
retroactivebakeries:fullmetalfisting:Was walking my dog downtown and he stopped to drink from a dog bowl in front of a bar and I was like “Oh, are you a thirsty little boy?” And a grown-ass man sitting there said “i guess I am,” as he took a sip
this-was-never-my-design: ALRIGHT SO THIS NEW GIRL MOVED HERE FROM MINNESOTA AND WE WERE BORED IN CLASS SO WE SUGGESTED IDEAS OF GAMES TO PLAY AND SOMEONE SUGGESTED DUCK DUCK GOOSE AND SHE WAS LIKE “OH YOU MEAN DUCK DUCK GREY DUCK” AND WE JUST STARED
my sleepy brain is the worst texter, once my friend texted me asking why me and my old boyfriend were breaking up and I texted back “don’t know .. roof stuff” or darfin will ask how my day was and I said “upstairs”
I just watched a video saying that women (at least in their country) are supposed to get their first pap test when they are 25 but im positive I got mine when I was 17-18 (also my first breast exam and the lady was like ‘oh its easy to feel lymph nodes
hirocks: “We were screening the next episode, and something happens to me and someone was like ‘OH MY GOD, MY BABY!’ Like they were literally scared for me. Everyone was so cool.”
partyshoggoth: Oh No That Was Probably A Really Weird Thing To Say Wasnt It: A Memoir
lesbiansandweed: mikeysvevo: can u believe last year i actually manipulated one of my teachers into thinking i handed up my project and she was like “oh yea alanah i remember reading yours it was really good i think i gave you 90% for it?” and i
