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“Oh my god, I just heard my brother and his girlfriend having sex and it was like the hottest thing ever. I even tried to masturbate, but I got so nervous and I was shaking from whatever and now I feel horribly dirty. Am I a freak? Isn’t that
strychninetwitch: forgetallyourtroubles: Gerard: it just hurt, but I didn’t care. I was wondering… I was wondering what he was doing over there. In the first place I was like “oh, he’s playing over here” and then when he kicked me in the balls
edwardspoonhands: t-jam3s: Always wanted to make a GIF set, so thought, why not! At first I was like “Oh that’s awesome” and then I was like “WHAAAAA!?”
filthywetslut: Wow I don’t even remember posting this. I looked at it was like “Fuck, that’s hot, I wish I’d posted that.” Then I looked at it closer and was like “Oh…I did.” “I’d love to fuck a man in a suit while a room full of
thetenantoftennant: My dad was getting up after lunch and saw he’d dropped a pea and was like, “oh, I peed in my seat” and I’ve been laughing for 500 years
seveneyesoup:if doctor who was a comedy we could have a scene where the doctor and master are laughing at a joke and the companion is like “i don’t get it” and they’re like “oh don’t worry it’s very funny on gallifrey. a classic” and then
etude-bolide: Yesterday at work this lady was buying a leaf plate and when I told her I thought it was cute she said “Yeah, it’s perfect for my treehouse!”. I was like “oh, do you have kids?” and she said “yeah, I have kids, they just aren’t
poopjokesanonymous: my dad has Fox News on every morning and today they were talking about vaccines and the one lady was like “oh but studies have shown that vaccines cause autism spectrum disorders” and i was just thinking… no, they literally
pennysfitzgerald: “And after that it was like, ‘Oh, that’s interesting,’ ‘cause that’s the archetype of, like, the pretty girl with glasses, you know, like in classic teenage sitcoms, the girl that takes off her glasses and she looks fantastic…
spookyhemsworth: “They cast me and they were like, ‘Oh, we love the Harajuku Tokyo street styles,’ and they literally sent a document that had different street snaps of young people in Tokyo, and I was like, ‘Great! Okay.’ Turn up, and they
kenzieddie:dimidue soup for the soul
usedtobetold replied to your post:I was on the fRO forum and I saw your avatar/name and I was like “oh my god I follow her !” brb reading Bifrost’s thread *prepares a gun and a bullet for herself* %D
spikeghost: For all their faults, the fact that the Stargate writers managed to turn Rodney McKay, of all characters into a sympathetic character shows how talented they can be.
henriettasbishops: sean3116 replied to your post “wait but was rachel even raised by nina bc maybe olivia and rachel…” wait I saw your icon and thought rachel duncan and then I was like OH MAN RACHEL DUNCAN RAISED BY NINA SHARP EVERYTHING IS GORGEOUS
Heads up to the OUAT fandom: You guys have no idea how fortunate you are with this casting. You are getting a GRADE-A LADY RIGHT NOW so you best treat her right -sincerely, the fringe fandom
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ok so like I’m drawing SU stuff and listening to music (which is what I do when I draw) and A Whole New World from Aladdin comes on and I thought it would be neat if Pearl sang that song (which doesn’t make much sense contextually but I was drawing
his brother has a house in Old NE and was gone for the holidays, so we went to CVS and got a bunch of beers and sat on his brother’s porch. a car rolled up to the stop sign with a couple of pizza boxes on the roof, and I was like “oh damn,
Marina and the Diamonds - Oh No! A girl walked into my work today and looked just like her. I couldn’t stop looking at her and she saw me, so in order to make it less awkward I told her that I was sorry for staring but she looked like Marina. She
lovelymetalhead3: satanspetbunny: capricieus: heartcogs: at first i was like oh a hot video to gangnam sweet and then i was like shit look at them ride in those heels respect DAMN I’ve never worn heels in my life, if i tried this i would break
jaclcfrost: what if you woke up christmas morning and your favorite character or celebrity was just casually sitting by the christmas tree with a bow on their head and was just like “oh good you’re finally awake”
on-the-west-end: oniqlo: something you didn’t know you needed, at first I was like ‘How am I supposed to understand this WITHOUT THE SUBS??’ and then I was like ‘Oh..’
yes! i am a long way from home!
misstaylorsaid: shingeki-no-nononono: thatgirlmustbeawesome:What’s so bad about periods At first I was like “no don’t reblog it’ll weird people out” then I was like “oh right that’s the point” Don’t forget about constipation and/or
marvel-is-ruining-my-life: What if Hugh Jackman showed up as himself in Deadpool 2 and then Wade kills him and thinks “oh it’s Logan, he can heal” but then he realizes it was actually just Hugh Jackman and he’s like “oh…shit….my bad..”
lambchopchomp: lambchopchomp: i look so cute when i’m being destroyed.thewolfatethesheep at first i was like how does this have so many notes already and then i was like oh, steve reblogged it
harrehshipsdontlie:cosmo-kramer-the-assman:ok my main problem with hannah montana is like how DID HER FRIENDS NOT KNOW IT WAS HER IM PRETTY SURE IF I HAD A BLONDE WIG ON MY FRIENDS WOULD HIT ME AND TELL ME I LOOK LIKE A DICK AND NOT BE LIKE OH LOOK A
etude-bolide:Yesterday at work this lady was buying a leaf plate and when I told her I thought it was cute she said “Yeah, it’s perfect for my treehouse!”. I was like “oh, do you have kids?” and she said “yeah, I have kids, they just aren’t
cutebabe: bagelbrother: someone was like hey do a flower beard thing and i was like okay oh my god
harrehshipsdontlie: cosmo-kramer-the-assman: ok my main problem with hannah montana is like how DID HER FRIENDS NOT KNOW IT WAS HER IM PRETTY SURE IF I HAD A BLONDE WIG ON MY FRIENDS WOULD HIT ME AND TELL ME I LOOK LIKE A DICK AND NOT BE LIKE OH LOOK
r3d1sth3b3stcolor: falcon-knight: ok STORYTIME my mom gave me this gift for my birthday at first i was like please don’t tell me it’s a sex toy but then i was like oh it’s a necklace in which you can put a special pearl and i- make a wish?
This girl who lives next door asked me why I’m fat and I’m like “Cuz I’m fat?” And she was like “oh, I just asked Cuz I didn’t want you to be mad” I’m like “bitch I still pull more niggas then
strugglingtobeheard: two ladies in the grocery store were about to fight, they was yelling at each other. two asian women. at first i thought they were just being loud and talking from a distance and then i was like… oh shit, they arguing. and i’m
cumberbulge: my brother just sat my mum down in the living room and started crying and she was getting really worried and he burst out with ‘I’M PREGNANT’ completely seriously, and my mum started yelling and was like ‘OH MY GOD, what the fuck,
cumberbulge: my brother just sat my mum down in the living room and started crying and she was getting really worried and he burst out with ‘I’M PREGNANT’ completely seriously, and my mum started yelling and was like ‘OH MY GOD, what the hell,
vaporstrike: wizardpunk: wizardpunk: i just got this wrong number text and was like “that can’t possible be a real name” and i googled it and was led to bobbi babalooney’s website which autoplays the single best and most ridiculous jingle
alexalexalexalex: meladoodle: my friend angella was doing a comedy gig, and as soon as she came out a guy shouted ‘can i give you my number?’ and all the crowd groaned cause it was so inappropriate but angella was like ‘yeah sure’. the guy started
glitchyspecter: Yesterday when I was walking in the park some kid comes up yelling at me “Hey! Hey mom!” I’m like wtf….I don’t have kids… I take my headphones out and I’m like “Do you need something lil dude?” “Oh, you’re not my
tvandfilm: “I actually, on the set, was like, ‘Oh yeah, we’re totally gonna date.’ And I would try to like flirt with him, which ended up looking like I had something in my eye because I’d be like, ‘Hey, what’s up?’ And he literally
baraskank: oh my god my dad just went out to walk the dog and he must have got halfway down the street and then he just came back and I was like “what’s the matter” and he just said really quietly “i forgot the dog” and my dog was just siTTING
baraskank:oh my god my dad just went out to walk the dog and he must have got halfway down the street and then he just came back and I was like “what’s the matter” and he just said really quietly “i forgot the dog” and my dog was just siTTING
so my sister had a wedding to go to this weekend and apparently my abusive ex was there and I just found pictures of them posing and smiling together and I feel like throwing up
setbabiesonfire: I was jamming out to NMH on the way home and I looked over to my left at a stop light and a mom and her kid were watching me, both smiling. So, naturally, I kept jamming out, and wrote “Hi!” in the fog on the window. The mom laughed
