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hermanngottileb: @marvel hire me to write your after credits scenes
logicd: These taleoftales and sunset fucks are so goddamn salty lmao, who knew marketing to SJW’s on SJW’s websites and hiring SJW’s to market your garbage would cause you to sell almost no games and go fucking bankruptIts almost as if SJW’s
elitealphabro: alphalegends: guys-moments:Noah Teicher hired to paint the house, ended up painting your wife’s face It wasn’t just her face getting painted…. #hierarchy
comesuckmyhusbandscockprincess:cpl4biwoman:tavanarasiorgazms:What’s your job toy- provide pleasure!LustNLife!Mmmmmmm Babe 😏 I think we should hire this one for the maid position 😏😁😍😍
romance1989jr: justagayboyinnewb: volleyboi: uncensoredpleasure: When you hired that 19 year old rentboy for your boyfriend’s birthday, you knew he’d enjoy it more if you left the two of them alone, but you at least asked them to keep the webcam
I hadn’t filled out a job application for a while; I had forgotten how long they can be. Plus, sent the hiring manager an email gahhh I’m so anxious. I NEED this job right now. And my brother has court tomorrow.. Cross your fingers, toes,
theirownmoms: “Daaaaaddddddy! I’m trying to study for finals!” “Oh, honey… do you really think it matters? Come on, you’re graduating next week and we both know nobody’s gonna hire you for your brains. Just think of this as…
cheatingandbreakupsluts: Your girlfriend hired another hung personal trainer for when you’re out.
whoresandjustgoodstuff:By the way bitch, as soon as you catch this load you’re fired. I just hired a new whore to take your place.
bbc-cuck-whites: blackbullren: Ever since you hired the new pool cleaner, Ren and his brother, your wife kept asking for the pool to be cleaned everyday. And my wife is so nice, she helps to clean their pipes too. And she doesn’t let any of the “waste”
hallmoniter: i need to get a job this summer who wants to hire me to walk around your house dressed in a little maids outfit i wont clean but ill bend over alot and stuff
darrynek: *picks up phone* ah, yes sir, we got your résumé. it’s just a bunch of photoshopped pictures of Snails playing the bass guitar. you requested a salary of 3 million dollars an hour. you’re hired
aprilsaysgo: md-admissions: thisfuturemd: worlds-within-worlds: xylanase: delilahsdawson: This philosophy applies to SO MUCH. Agents want to love your book. Hiring managers want you to be exactly the person they need. The person on the other end
kingdomheartstwo: op how much is your rent?? Where do you work?? They hiring??
just-shower-thoughts: Choose a major you love and you’ll never work a day in your life because that field probably isn’t hiring.
urgentgirl: How to get hired at your local library
star-stables: You thought you could tease me and I wouldn’t do anything about it. But I won the lottery and I hired these people here at Star Stables to make you into my new pony-girl. I wanted to welcome you to your new life. See you in a few months
hopelesslypsychotic: kingdomheartstwo: op how much is your rent?? Where do you work?? They hiring?? ^ srsly spill
How much it costs to hire your favourite rapper for the night
quiteliterallyhotsauce: “congratulations you’re hired!” “congratulations you’re approved!” “congratulations you’re accepted!” “congratulations you’re promoted!” Will be your 2020✨✨✨
crackahater: gingersofficial: doublelegwhip: mtv: spill that tea, nicki HOW ARE YOU GONNA MAKE A JOKE ABOUT THIS YOURE THE ONE WHO HIRED MILEY OH MY GOD FUCK mtv
weissschneefallenblume replied to your post: anonymous asked:MY pun tags are c…Silly anon Jen is Yang all puns are good for her.YOU.I LIKE YOU, YOU’RE HIRED.
meladoodle:i-am-your-imaginary-friend:meladoodle: Challenges of my job: Kids yelling at me, kids pulling my hair, kids screaming, kids crying at me Perks: Free cake tho What do you work as??? I get hired to steal cake from kids
collegefatty10: collegefatty10: What if you hired me as your personal trainer without realizing I may have put on a few pounds even though I assure you I’m still in shape 😉. Tease me 🐷 K maybe I’m getting a little fat. If anyone would like
shigod: kingdomheartstwo: op how much is your rent?? Where do you work?? They hiring?? ^^^^^
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Would you hire me as your personal secretary? :P
vhcarioca: Penso que esta é uma das melhores fotos de Sophia Smith. Sobre este ângulo, seus pés amarrados ficaram demais. Sophia, Thanks for your work! Dream one day being able to hire you for a photo shoot with you. Would love to tie you up and
deadlyflashesofgreen: theanti90smovement: please watch this video of my brother How do I hire your brother to drive me around?
tapatiopapi: When another gay is hired at your job
cozy-halloween: quiteliterallyhotsauce: “congratulations you’re hired!” “congratulations you’re approved!” “congratulations you’re accepted!” “congratulations you’re promoted!” Will be your 2020✨✨✨ U guys this
uncaringbrute: Your cleaning services are not the only reason I hired you.
flex4mebigguy: When I ordered Muscle 4 Hire I told him I liked the Big Boys… He said you need to meet our new guy Frank.. He’s BIG…but when he flexes…we’ll see for your self….
Imagine our delight when a graduate student comes in for an I interview letting the guard talk her into giving up her purse keys and ID. Loved that you didn’t want to give up your fancy underwear for the plain and hire cotton panties all the prisoners
you hired me to clean your house and she is very very dirty The gallon of soapy water trapped in her ass is a good start You will like her much better when I am done with her
ohnoproblems: hire me to make your game better “you’re just filling it with lesbians-” well it’s better now
i literally cant and will not take you seriously if you have to compliment my ship art by reaffirming your ~loyalty~ to wr/bb ?? do people just, ignore the FAQ link on my blog. should i invest in hiring tiny workers to hang up neon arrow signs on my blog
kajkelli:purrrrrty nice, kitty, but you’ll have to improve your symmetry if you want ken marcus to hire you. Score: 8.5
gaggedandforeverbound: You’re hired! You’ll get paid a lot, but the only catch is, you have to escape from your bindings to be allowed to go home at night.
rapedollswanted: sex-messege-this-3hole-whore: strict-hermit: You’ll do as you’re told or you’re fired. Dream job. You were only hired for your body cunt, what more would you expect?
