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writing-prompt-s: A jackass genie grants you three wishes. After screwing up your first wish due to “creative interpretation”, you hire the world’s most meticulous lawyer to draft the remaining two.
writing-prompt-s: What do spoiled and lazy monarchs do when they want to rescue a princess from their castle but don’t want to do it themselves? They hire you. Your company specializes in quick and efficient extractions for damsels in distress, for
writing-prompt-s: One night, something grabs your hand as it hangs off the edge of the bed. You give it a firm handshake. “You’re hired,” it whispers.
c3po: mediumsizedboy: c3po: i want some coconut rice and to get shot in the head make it happen I got you Allie! Just hired a deep web hit man to go to your house and cook you some rice i have such caring friends
writing-prompt-s: You’re a hired assassin on your way to a job. While walking you see a puppy in the middle of the road and a truck coming towards. Last minute you decide to save the puppy. Now you have a puppy and someone to kill.
sindri42:charlesoberonn:charlesoberonn:Shortstaffing should be illegall“But what if I can’t afford to hire more employees?”If you have more customers than your employees can handle and you’re still not making enough, then you need
screamingnaked: shareyourblowjob: sweetsurrender6: ;-) You’re hired! Your the woman for the jobJLB
real-deal-inches: Andre Boleyn has this juvenile attitude which always makes me feel that it’s his first time… But once you’re hired by belami studio, your ass and cock are kept really busy!
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meladoodle: i-am-your-imaginary-friend:meladoodle: Challenges of my job: Kids yelling at me, kids pulling my hair, kids screaming, kids crying at me Perks: Free cake tho What do you work as??? I get hired to steal cake from kids
gutterpunkvangogh: if you are cis and you get paid to work with trans people (like in an activist position, a writerly position, a social work position) I cannot emphasize this enough. You need to step down and tell your bosses they need to hire a trans
wankadoodles: @blizzard hire me to make all your new skins
How much it costs to hire your favourite rapper for the night
problematicassharry: gingersofficial: doublelegwhip: mtv: spill that tea, nicki HOW ARE YOU GONNA MAKE A JOKE ABOUT THIS YOURE THE ONE WHO HIRED MILEY OH MY GOD mtv:
urgentgirl: How to get hired at your local library
bombboldbeauty: sephezade: destinyrush: englishstudentt: nevaehtyler: sinjia: destinyrush: I swear she’s not even that dark so she’s 100% wearing blackface @ Serving.. girl sit down yikes I get your point and I agree that they could hire
randydave69: fistfullofassholes: celtcub: Attention Bottoms: THIS IS YOUR JOB. ^ Now Hiring ^ Helicopter bottom rides a cock!
Think about this: One of the assistant managers once told me that when he began at Borders, nearly 20 years before I was hired, the store gave a Book Test to potential employees. You were asked what books you were currently reading, what your favorite
darrynek: *picks up phone* ah, yes sir, we got your résumé. it’s just a bunch of photoshopped pictures of Snails playing the bass guitar. you requested a salary of 3 million dollars an hour. you’re hired
poppasplayground: Hired 2 record C.J. Wright, Macc Truck & #friends when they #cum 2 your house on #HumpDay!
quiteliterallyhotsauce: “congratulations you’re hired!” “congratulations you’re approved!” “congratulations you’re accepted!” “congratulations you’re promoted!” Will be your 2020✨✨✨
thedoctorsnerdgirl: sexyandyourmumknowsit: ONE DAY IM GOING TO OWN A THREE-STORY STRIP CLUB! FIRST FLOOR: FEMALEE SECOND FLOOR: MALES AND, MY GENIUS IDEA, THIRD FLOOR: HIRE PEOPLE WHO LOOK LIKE FICTIONAL CHARACTER! YOU COULD PAY YOUR OTP TO BE ALL
jlsex1991: So today I felt like I was back in school 🌶 Would you hire me as your teacher ? 😏
spongebobssquarepants: When you hit the 6 hour mark at your new hire orientation
fiosrachrudai: And so the interview went. “I see you’re wearing stockings as requested, may I see your panties. She stood, unzipped her skirt and revealed her sheer panties. Almost hired. Two more tests.
niggasandcomputers: pr1nceshawn: Resume Cheat Sheet. Type ALL the key/action words in white and the smallest font possible at the bottom of your resume because companies use databases that pinpoint them to select potential hires for recruiters
asssofatentwethebest: New Artists #Hire Us To Promote your music. Low Rates!!!! Mass #Promotions WOW!!!
cheatingandbreakupsluts: Your girlfriend hired another hung personal trainer for when you’re out.
gookdom: “You don’t really think I hired you for your intelligence do you, chinky?”
literatigeek:Between The Witcher and The Mandalorian if your tv show isn’t about a gruff loner mercenary for hire accidentally becoming the adoptive father to a baby with special powers being hunted by an empire I don’t wanna watch it.
indesigncub: My piercings do not define me, I believe modification makes people feel better about themselves, it helps in making your body the way you want it, reflecting how you want to be seen. If people want to be assholes about it, and not hire you,
intomusclestuff:When the hired help notices you looking a bit too long, he decides to flex to let you know he is available to satisfy some of your other needs!
dizzy-pup: gingersofficial: doublelegwhip: mtv: spill that tea, nicki HOW ARE YOU GONNA MAKE A JOKE ABOUT THIS YOURE THE ONE WHO HIRED MILEY OH MY GOD Didn’t Kanye JUST get through explaining how MTV did this shit when he and Taylor had their
ofgeography: if you ever feel like you’re not living up to your full potential just remember that in 1971 the vancouver canucks hired a professional hypnotist to convince forward rosaire paiement that he could score.
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guidederotica: The Escort Option was so much simpler than you anticipated! It turns out that hiring a woman to seduce and fuck your husband while you watch is a very easy option!This is a one-shot Guided Erotica Singles erotic fiction story for women
the-lady-aurora: accept me as your Goddess I’m working on getting hired as a dancer at my friendly local strip club; if you’re interested in seeing my bubble butt in v-strings, you can buy me a gift certificate to spurst or yandy and I’ll reward
kingdomheartstwo: op how much is your rent?? Where do you work?? They hiring??
siffers: Please hire me Sega! Please consider lending your support so I can devote more of my time to fanart! https://www.patreon.com/Sif
yup-that-exists: Han Solo Frozen in Carbonite iPhone Case The Star Wars saga wouldn’t be complete without the epic feud between Han Solo and Jabba the Hutt. Now you can capture your own Han Solo in Carbonite without even hiring a bounty hunter! The
partybarackisinthehousetonight: if you choose a job you love, you’ll never have to work a day in your life!! because the field you’re interested in isn’t hiring
admiralpotato: DJ Space Duck In Da House! High quality / Full color version here: http://imgur.com/gallery/WZhAQQL DJ Space Duck sure knows how to turn some tables! You should totally hire him to handle the music for your next party. I hear he’ll
cheerleaderrara: delilahsdawson: This philosophy applies to SO MUCH. Agents want to love your book. Hiring managers want you to be exactly the person they need. The person on the other end of that blind date is hoping beyond hope that you’re their
sly-na: hire me as your girlfriend for valentine’s
j2ndson: problematicassharry: gingersofficial: doublelegwhip: mtv: spill that tea, nicki HOW ARE YOU GONNA MAKE A JOKE ABOUT THIS YOURE THE ONE WHO HIRED MILEY OH MY GOD mtv: ^^^^ MTV just realized they fucked up
Let’s just get this out of the way now. If you are a U.S. citizen and are butt hurt by the U.S. Justice system. Don’t follow me. If you are a U.S. citizen and you like your freedom but don’t support the current troops hired to defend
theindianablog: Don’t hire a tutor for your daughter.
brandiglanville: When your boss hires a new co-worker, everybody be like: #RHOA
welcometomuscleville: themuscleworshipdiaries: Red, yellow, green…is Santi slowly making his way through the rainbow with his posing trunk colours?! Skittles, hire this man as your new spokesstud. I would happily taste this rainbow!
