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craved-whores: vaginalisdead:His fun > your “dignity”. Since I hired that single mom who desperately was looking for job my gas station become very popular. She had two functions: fill gaz and empty clients’ balls. I provided her a uniform,
prideprejudce:yeah you might be tricking the dumb rich family into hiring you and each member of your family but i’ve been living in their basement/bunker for four years and control all the lights in their house. we are not the same
lizannamae: ‘Hire me for your next gig, I’m a BIG hit OOOOHOHOHOHOHO!’ she is so magical <3
partybarackisinthehousetonight: if you choose a job you love, you’ll never have to work a day in your life!! because the field you’re interested in isn’t hiring SO FUCKING TRUE.
askdreamwishesrhyme: Night Wishes: To answer your question, yes we do all have jobs! I sell my accessories, Rhyme is a DJ for hire and Dream is a barista at our local Cometbucks. Sorry about Dream, she gets very…touchy about her appearance. Ask # 2
darkfiretaimatsu:Always hire a professional contractor before making any alterations to your home, kids~ Fortunately, this stuff should cool off and calm down in a few hours or days or so~Yipe oO;;
guysforthecamera: This Valentine’s Day surprise your partner by hiring a photographer to takes pics of you fucking. No? (Marc Dylan, Alexander Garrett and Jimmy Durano)
Mom: “It’s 1 o’clock! Get out of bed!” Teacher: “Why didn’t you do your homework?” Employer: “Why should I hire you?” Friend: “Why are you being such a bitch today?” I think I need to go to bed, because I found this absolutely
I call this look “you’re going to hire me and then you’re going to accidentally unleash a trans menace to your kids. how does that feel?”
reversingyourpolarity replied to your post: OH GOD I HAVE ANOTHER INTERVIEW TOMORR… Just being ultra cute professional Donnie is hard? Or replicating the same look over and over is hard? It’s hard being “ultra cute and please hire
smorefun replied to your post “my interview for tomorrow got cancelled. so… that’s great. I guess.” !! What happened? There’s “logistical issues” that administration needs to work out before they hire more people for next year.
freakingdork replied to your photo “this is my “why do I live in the northeast if I hate snow?” face” come to san diego with me???? if they’re hiring u.u
cutiequeercris: If your reasoning for dress codes is “it might distract male teachers” heres a tip: dont hire men who sexualize the children theyre supposed to be teaching? Fire them
How much it costs to hire your favourite rapper for the night
ilja1: Once hired you can be used anyway your boss wants
another-random-dom: “As you know, today is the last day of your internship. I have good news; I’ve decided to keep you. No, I’m not hiring you. I’m just keeping you …”
bethanybdsm: “Now you are going to kneel in front of my husband and give him what better be the best Tit fuck of his life while we discuss your punishment for stealing from us.“ you tell the college summer nanny you hired. It was perfect
quiteliterallyhotsauce: “congratulations you’re hired!” “congratulations you’re approved!” “congratulations you’re accepted!” “congratulations you’re promoted!” Will be your 2020✨✨✨
real-deal-inches:Who would you hire to take care of your stable ? A stallion of course : Ricardo Safado has what it takes to breed !
Just wait until she decides to hire a night nurse and amends your treatment to “once every 3 hours”…
imagine someone considering hiring you then they find your blog
meladoodle:i-am-your-imaginary-friend:meladoodle: Challenges of my job: Kids yelling at me, kids pulling my hair, kids screaming, kids crying at me Perks: Free cake tho What do you work as??? I get hired to steal cake from kids
kingdomheartstwo: op how much is your rent?? Where do you work?? They hiring??
howtohavegaysubtext: Rebecca Sugar, please hire me to draw your dang cartoon.
@noddytheornithopod replied to your post “I am just counting down the days until SU has a villain song. Villain…”they wouldn’t hire patti lupone for nothingyea, that’s my thinking. Like, I know they have big name singers as Fusions
maidthisway: 👗 maids for hire 💋 maid for your pleasure
partybarackisinthehousetonight: if you choose a job you love, you’ll never have to work a day in your life!! because the field you’re interested in isn’t hiring
siffers: Please hire me Sega! Please consider lending your support so I can devote more of my time to fanart! https://www.patreon.com/Sif
misterclarkrogers: one of y'all were describing a scenario to me earlier today where you wanted to hire me for a session in which i would teach you how to dom your bf by being a daddy figure to both of y'all and i haven’t been able to get that out
glittery–angel: lewebbo: glittery–angel: Every man needs a maid so can I be your maid? Probably my favourite recurring post on my dash tbh Just waiting for someone to hire me that’s why I keep reblogging it.
astroprojection: slattern: what if one of you is a private detective hired by my parents to get close to me and monitor what i do on the internet #AND WE FELL IN LOVE #AND YOU WERE TORN BETWEEN DUTY AND YOUR UNRELENTING LUST FOR MY SPEEDY REBLOGGING
guysintrackies: That one night, you came home from work early and you found the guys that you hired for some reparation works like this. Next thing you know, you’re lying naked on the floor of your own basement, while one of them gives you the roughest
niggasandcomputers: pr1nceshawn: Resume Cheat Sheet. Type ALL the key/action words in white and the smallest font possible at the bottom of your resume because companies use databases that pinpoint them to select potential hires for recruiters
the-conquering-white-cock: wuxan1980: White couple wedding ceremonies commonly hired a gook cunt for guest to use when needed. How much for my white bride and I to rent your cunt for a night, gook?
stability: employer: your drug test came back negative me: perfect, when do I start? employer: sorry, we don’t hire fuckin losers
thicksexywomen: asssofatentwethebest: New Artists #Hire Us To Promote your music. Low Rates!!!! Mass #Promotions (via TumbleOn )
misterclarkrogers:one of y'all were describing a scenario to me earlier today where you wanted to hire me for a session in which i would teach you how to dom your bf by being a daddy figure to both of y'all and i haven’t been able to get that out of
danisontnonfire: setheverman: shittyidea: Type your career resume in multicoloured comic sans Tumblr would probably hire you
cozy-halloween: quiteliterallyhotsauce: “congratulations you’re hired!” “congratulations you’re approved!” “congratulations you’re accepted!” “congratulations you’re promoted!” Will be your 2020✨✨✨ U guys this
cheatingdesires:There’s a reason why your husband hired that cute blonde maid; )
unexplained-events: Wrinkles the Clown Wrinkles the clown has been seen at public gatherings in Naples Florida for the past few years. For a few hundred bucks, you can hire this 65 year old creepy ass clown to come scare the shit out of your kids!
unexplained-events: Wrinkles the ClownWrinkles the clown has been seen at public gatherings in Naples Florida for the past few years. For a few hundred bucks, you can hire this 65 year old creepy ass clown to come scare the shit out of your kids!
Every moment of your life is a potential moment to make things better. Honestly I would hire the person who invented this, without knowing another thing about them. Genius.
sissyslutcaps: Your parents were worried about you being more masculine, so they hired you a personal trainer. He trained you that rich white bois are to always follow black mens orders. It was hard at first, but after he slapped you around several times
bobqdevil reblogged your post:Don’t wannaThis. Is. The. Best. Career. Ever!!No shit. Anyone hiring?
wankadoodles: @blizzard hire me to make all your new skins
sirhardnight: instructor144: For those Anons over the past couple of days with job opportunities that will take you outside your comfort zone. I recently started what I hope is my last job in a long IT career. At the age of 55 I’ve be hired by
carrielachance: Would you hire me as your secretary? 😉😘 www.carrielachance.com Photo By: @archenemystudio #carrielachance #hot #hotbody #hotstuff #hotashell #hottie #gorgeous #stunning #beautiful #secretary #girlsinglasses #highheels #heels
shackamack: Always make sure to hire the hottest repair guy and then crank the heat up at your house!
blueandbusted: redhottness: She hired a dominatrix to teach her how to enjoy hurting you. The Dom’s method was strange, but simple. Your girlfriend was wearing a remote activated clitoral vibrator that was sound activated. The mic was strapped to
hashiramaswanson: why was there no outrage over Rhianna’s nude titties? and Scarletts nude titties? why yall so inconsistent with your stances? why twelve tryna find this hacker named 4Chan instead of hiring him to shore up the US cyber-defenses from
dynastylnoire: aliahatch: blackfashion: PLEASE READ I need your help with hiring a Criminal Attorney to drop charges that were filed against me for wearing a #2fingerring. http://kck.st/1y8gZmJ On November 19, 2014, at 3:55 pm, I was arrested and
