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siffers: Please hire me Sega! Please consider lending your support so I can devote more of my time to fanart! https://www.patreon.com/Sif
aintthatakick: Direct from the bank, as I promised. Oh, I see your point of course… Laird Cregar and Alan Ladd in This Gun for Hire (1942)
aprilsaysgo: md-admissions: thisfuturemd: worlds-within-worlds: xylanase: delilahsdawson: This philosophy applies to SO MUCH. Agents want to love your book. Hiring managers want you to be exactly the person they need. The person on the other end
darrynek: *picks up phone* ah, yes sir, we got your résumé. it’s just a bunch of photoshopped pictures of Snails playing the bass guitar. you requested a salary of 3 million dollars an hour. you’re hired
sexyandyourmumknowsit: ONE DAY IM GOING TO OWN A THREE-STORY STRIP CLUB! FIRST FLOOR: FEMALEE SECOND FLOOR: MALES AND, MY GENIUS IDEA, THIRD FLOOR: HIRE PEOPLE WHO LOOK LIKE FICTIONAL CHARACTER! YOU COULD PAY YOUR OTP TO BE ALL OVER EACH OTHER, AND
jaywulf: wulphire replied to your audio post “I say I wanna be healthy, but I turn up the noise The IV drips a…” You like Icon for Hire too?! I only found out about them recently, but I think they’re totally amazing. Their tune and lyrics
justafortunatepirate reblogged your post I’m sorry and added: I feel like i’m responsible for these lyrics. But of course, just remember “There’s a beauty… uh….no I’m just listening to Icon for hire, that is all
cereth replied to your post:Screw you all, I’m going to play my Wii U and… miracles won’t happen with that kind of attitude I know… that’s why I’m hiring miracle workers
niggerowner6969:It’s funny how you thought you were hired for your degree. Stupid nigger this is the only reason we keep you, you’re worthless
gookdom: Your wife was hired to provide domestic help for a white man. She works hard to take care of his every need!
marriedasianslut: gookdom: Your wife was hired to provide domestic help for a white man. She works hard to take care of his every need! mm sounds like a job I want
sir2u-boy: you know, when you’re step dad hired me to be your personal trainer, I didn’t know I was gonna be training you to suck dick. But hey, a pay check is a pay check…who am I to judge.
urgentgirl: How to get hired at your local library
betrayalissexy:Your sweet, innocent little wife has a double life… She also gets hired out as entertainment at parties.
cameoamalthea: commanderbishoujo: cracked: If you’ve never personally experienced an at-risk youth camp, imagine Taken if Liam Neeson was the kidnapper. 6 Shocking Realities of the Secret “Troubled Teen Industry” #6. Your Parents Can Hire
queenroselalonde: greenmariosmansion: “sir could you please put away your yugioh cards? this is a job interview” “wait is that a blue eyes white dragon? you’re hired”
just-shower-thoughts: Choose a major you love and you’ll never work a day in your life because that field probably isn’t hiring.
urgewyrm: You walked in on your daughter getting pounded by the personal trainer you hired. While she couldn’t do anything but grunt and moan, he looked at you and grinned. “You know those diet pills I been giving her? As you can see, she is lookin
asihubinnyc:Any white man who has ever hired your wife has done so with the thought of one day stuffing her tight asian pussy full of his cock. Here’s what it looks like when they finally do.
take-it-like-a-wo-man: Wives are hiring dominatrices for their parties. She shows the wives how to beat your husband. Someone please invite a Mistress to my wife’s party and I will gladly drop my pants and let her spank me in front of my wife’s
problematicassharry: gingersofficial: doublelegwhip: mtv: spill that tea, nicki HOW ARE YOU GONNA MAKE A JOKE ABOUT THIS YOURE THE ONE WHO HIRED MILEY OH MY GOD mtv:
kingdomheartstwo: op how much is your rent?? Where do you work?? They hiring??
histoid: Apple should hire me to model their crappy headphones. I also took this with my iphone. C’mon apple get your stuff together I’m a huge fan.
letmyface-be-yourthighgap: obscenemusings: NOW HIRING: big strong menJOB DESCRIPTION: holding me softly in your big strong arms and occasionally leaving soft kisses on my lips Where do I send my resume?
lunatrap: would you hire me as your maid?
execbimbotrainer: Did you think I hired you for your brains?
youngsexymen: real-deal-inches: Andre Boleyn has this juvenile attitude which always makes me feel that it’s his first time… But once you’re hired by belami studio, your ass and cock are kept really busy! Hey The Bulge Project organize an amazing
partybarackisinthehousetonight: if you choose a job you love, you’ll never have to work a day in your life!! because the field you’re interested in isn’t hiring
galaxystew: Most people are scared when they find out about the supernatural. Mrs. Tran hires a witch on Craigslist. Do not tell Mrs. Tran your weakness. Mrs. Tran will fill a super soaker with it and shoot you in the face. A demon was sent to kill Mrs.
capturingherthoughts: Can someone hire me? I’ll be your personal whatever you want. Just nothing degrading or disgusting. professional booty toucher
thesoftghetto: effortlesslytired: officialannakendrick: beyoncé pretty much hired you all as her marketing team and you all paid her for it what do you mean ‘you’, did your heathen ass not buy the album??? ~*click here for more soft ghetto*~
clittyslickers replied to your post “I need to find someone new”*gif of jennifer lawrence screaming i volunteer*clittyslickers you’re hired
meladoodle: i-am-your-imaginary-friend: meladoodle: Challenges of my job: Kids yelling at me, kids pulling my hair, kids screaming, kids crying at me Perks: Free cake tho What do you work as??? I get hired to steal cake from kids
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myplaceofparadise:sweaty11-deactivated20201230:Yes, that was in your recommendation and the reason I hired you…
theloneookami: ambrromance: needscandalinmylife: screengeniuz: danifran16: mayson2013: stayingwoke: blackmagicalgirlmisandry: boosexuals: akirathekiwi: evererika: “I’m not gonna hire you if your name is ‘Watermelondrea’” -Raven-Symone
md-admissions: thisfuturemd: worlds-within-worlds: xylanase: delilahsdawson: This philosophy applies to SO MUCH. Agents want to love your book. Hiring managers want you to be exactly the person they need. The person on the other end of that blind
lock-me-up-make-me-serve: “Your wife hired me because she’s tired of fucking her feminized sissy husband in the ass with a strap-on and denying herself cock just to keep you locked in that chastity cage. Can you blame her? Wearing a strap-on
nnmnnmmnmm: College jocks hired to pose as statues at an event wearing nothing but body paint or wigs on their naked bodies. Hard to keep a straight face when everyone is joking about your dick!
dominancepowercontrol: I don’t care if that was a knock at the door - I didn’t say you were finished. Get back down there. I’m not hiring you for your typing skills…
id-thepuppy: ONE OF THESE DAYS I GOING TO GRAB A STORE BY THE BALLS, PULL IT DOWN SO I CAN LOOK IT IN THE EYES AND SAY. *cough* “Ah yes, excuse me, I was wondering if maybe you were hiring? I noticed your help wanted sign and wondered where I have
star-pants: walk into da club like WHADDAP I GOT A BIG NEED for a job at your fine establishment please hire me.
delilahsdawson: This philosophy applies to SO MUCH. Agents want to love your book. Hiring managers want you to be exactly the person they need. The person on the other end of that blind date is hoping beyond hope that you’re their huckleberry.
aiffe: aprilsaysgo: md-admissions: thisfuturemd: worlds-within-worlds: xylanase: delilahsdawson: This philosophy applies to SO MUCH. Agents want to love your book. Hiring managers want you to be exactly the person they need. The person on the
theirownmoms: “Daaaaaddddddy! I’m trying to study for finals!” “Oh, honey… do you really think it matters? Come on, you’re graduating next week and we both know nobody’s gonna hire you for your brains. Just think of this as…
incestforcedfacesitting: “Hey son, I want to hire you for a very special “job”…Yes just lay here… No ! shhh stop talking… Just open your mouth… yes … dont stop…“
ilycbell:He hired you to babysit his kids. It was your idea to make a new one after you put them to bed.
dumbworthlessfucktoys: The only reason I hired your wife.After a week, whore started loving it. Craved being used.
reallyreallyreallytrying:hire me for your music magazine. i know all the music types: gazebocore, bioshock soundtrack, guitarbage, jacuzzi rap, teen house, computer
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banavalope: psychoticelements: banavalope: dear game developers attached below you will find my resume, cover letter, and references please hire me as your primary artist thank you As a developer in the gaming industry, you’d be surprised, this
laterinthecaveoflesbians: greatwhiteprivilege: people who’ve never experienced financial woes: ummmm why dont you just work 100 hours a week, sell everything you own, including your organs lol? “McDonald’s is always hiring! :)”
jumpingjacktrash:dovewithscales:goodboysandgirlswhoplaysmash:charlesoberonn:charlesoberonn:Shortstaffing should be illegall“But what if I can’t afford to hire more employees?”If you have more customers than your employees can handle
