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danascullys: job application:my soul is slowly escaping my body through a hole that only your employment opportunity fitsif u don’t hire me i will soon dieregards
embarrassedboys: “There! Now we can assess your suitability for the role we hired you for… what, did the agency not tell you what our company does? Boy, are you in for a fun induction day…”
Hustle until your haters ask if you’re hiring… but stay grounded. ❤️🙏🏽 #humble #character 📷| @montoyaelduro by laurendrainfit
I LOVE shooting new faces! 💕 @bunnybeauts on #35mm. New post coming soon on purrpussxo.com. Models, if you’re interested in hiring me for your portfolio development, don’t be afraid to shoot me an email. by alyshanett
okiepokey: Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs.
sissycharlize: notihotibarbie: Im so glad you decided to hire me as your secretary sir, anything you need during the day just let me know…. Unf! Hehe Id happily be a secretary for a hunk with a cock like that.
biggestboobguns: Your boss had hired this girl to attend the company party and de-stress his predominately male workforce. She hadn’t been busy yet, because no one wanted to be the first. You finally decided that it would rude to turn down such
sissyslutcaps: Your parents were worried about you being more masculine, so they hired you a personal trainer. He trained you that rich white bois are to always follow black mens orders. It was hard at first, but after he slapped you around several times
empressfang: LADIES, you should be EXCITED because in MITT ROMNEY’S ECONOMY businesses will be SO DESPERATE for workers that they will actually HIRE WOMEN and let you GET HOME IN TIME TO COOK DINNER FOR YOUR CHILDREN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
pr1nceshawn: Resume Cheat Sheet. Type ALL the key/action words in white and the smallest font possible at the bottom of your resume because companies use databases that pinpoint them to select potential hires for recruiters @
uncensoredpleasure: The new lifeguard the building manager had hired for the pool on the roof, was this rocking hot 20 year old twink with a ripped body and a sweet ass….as soon as your husband laid eyes on him, he generously offered to help him with
uncensoredpleasure: It’s funny how, as your husband gets older and older, his assistants get younger and younger. He tells you these kids are just so well prepared right out of college, and it’s always cheaper to hire younger staff….truth is, nothing
quiteliterallyhotsauce: “congratulations you’re hired!” “congratulations you’re approved!” “congratulations you’re accepted!” “congratulations you’re promoted!” Will be your 2020✨✨✨
fagformen:I think we all know why he got hired as a ranch hand… Please fill me with your rape
tricias-captions: “Mmmm, that was glorious, Erica. Your technique is really improving. Its hard to believe that when I hired you two weeks ago you hadn’t munched a single carpet.”
hugesexyooweegooweemen: musclehunkymen: Hire this muscle stud to mow your lawn! Mmm, suck’m bro it tickles.
swaggywhale: astroprojection: slattern: what if one of you is a private detective hired by my parents to get close to me and monitor what i do on the internet #AND WE FELL IN LOVE #AND YOU WERE TORN BETWEEN DUTY AND YOUR UNRELENTING LUST FOR MY SPEEDY
darrynek: *picks up phone* ah, yes sir, we got your résumé. it’s just a bunch of photoshopped pictures of Snails playing the bass guitar. you requested a salary of 3 million dollars an hour. you’re hired
*picks up phone* ah, yes sir, we got your résumé. it’s just a bunch of photoshopped pictures of Snails playing the bass guitar. you requested a salary of 3 million dollars an hour. you’re hired
meladoodle: i-am-your-imaginary-friend: meladoodle: Challenges of my job: Kids yelling at me, kids pulling my hair, kids screaming, kids crying at me Perks: Free cake tho What do you work as??? I get hired to steal cake from kids
amortizing: “Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs.” — Farrah Gray (via naturaekos)
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It’s the year 2020 and no one will hire you because they did a background check and found your tumblr
destroywhiteboys: A couple years ago you refused to hire him because he had a criminal record of past violence against whites. Now that the Nigger Reparation Laws have been passed, all rights to your business have been passed over to him and his gang.
How much it costs to hire your favourite rapper for the night
Of course if we do decide to hire you, this will be one of your duties, you understand….
ojgassman: Honey….your new boss is sending pictures of a secretary he just hired…..What a Slut!….Bet he fucks her 3 times a day at work….Have you seen her?……
nyasiasylvester: Photographer : Thomas ChurchwellModel: Nyasia SylvesterI’m Available For Hire. Book Me For Your Next Shoot .
kingdomheartstwo: op how much is your rent?? Where do you work?? They hiring??
sheenaduquette: Mondays are hard, hire a SOLDIER to get through your day. 💥 Costume and prop by @sheenaduquette 📷 by @jwaidesign #finalfantasy #lightningfarron #bustersword
lunatrap: would you hire me as your maid?
latebrafactum: Ever since I hired your wife as the assistant in charge of special projects, she’s been getting ‘loads’ done at work! All the guys in the office have come to rely on her willingness to help out. Come to think of it… I’m going
latebrafactum: Yeah, I hired your wife as a “personal favor” to you. Now you’re both working at the same place and can spend more time together. What you had no clue about was all her constant flirting and the sexual chemistry that existed. Now
bootslaveboyusa: Look faggot you hired ME as your gym trainer and I take MY job seriously even if YOU are a fag. So every time you don’t meet the goals I set for you each day I’M bringing you out back here where the muscle heads hang out and making
poppasplayground: Which 1 WOOD you hire to MANage your ever-growing empire on #WangWednesday?
shackamack: Always make sure to hire the hottest repair guy and then crank the heat up at your house!
astroprojection: slattern: what if one of you is a private detective hired by my parents to get close to me and monitor what i do on the internet #AND WE FELL IN LOVE #AND YOU WERE TORN BETWEEN DUTY AND YOUR UNRELENTING LUST FOR MY SPEEDY REBLOGGING
partybarackisinthehousetonight: if you choose a job you love, you’ll never have to work a day in your life!! because the field you’re interested in isn’t hiring
hallmoniter: i need to get a job this summer who wants to hire me to walk around your house dressed in a little maids outfit i wont clean but ill bend over alot and stuff
problematicassharry: gingersofficial: doublelegwhip: mtv: spill that tea, nicki HOW ARE YOU GONNA MAKE A JOKE ABOUT THIS YOURE THE ONE WHO HIRED MILEY OH MY GOD mtv:
pleasureu2orgasm: See, your uniform looks perfect! Well, lose the apron, and you are hired. It doesn’t pay much, but the benefits are amazing!
hornythoughts: Having so much money you can hire someone just to suck your cock.
lewdanimenonsense: Looking to hire someone to caption my images. You will not be paid. Thank you for your interest. Source
delusionsofyouraveragejoe: missmissyme: sexwearsasuit: cumonglasses: Brunette in Glasses: Red Tie You’re hired. Is this proper librarian attire?? at your average joe’s, yes…
monkey-me33: Would you hire me to be your secratary? Hehe Photography - AntVik
hallmoniter: i need to get a job this summer who wants to hire me to walk around your house dressed in a little maids outfit i wont clean but ill bend over a lot and stuff
urgentgirl: How to get hired at your local library
fuck no, I’m not cleaning the pool, that’s your job fag. You hired me to be the pool man and that’s what I’m doing, I’m being the man and you’re being the bitch. By the way, some of my buds are coming over with some girls to swim, so make
yellowcunt: Dressed up and ready to fuck. Not only are we hired as maids, we also enjoy dressing up and sucking off your White cocks whenever you wish. Best part is, we don’t need to get paid, we crave it.
awesomeletsbefriends:Your Mom was recently hired as my Therapist. Which means I spend a hour a day with her trying to find the root off all my “Emotions” I’ve been feeling lately. We don’t say much in our sessions, but I recently found out that
a-miss-inside: a-miss-inside:And your new cowhand has that sloppy grin because he’s happy to have work… I’ll just be out at the old barn gettin’ used to my “costume”. Maybe give that jock you hired a bit of a hand…
