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I was tagged by the fabulous graceonglace so many tag games going around, although i am glad to be a part of it so thanks :P RULES: Answer the following 92 questions and tag other 25 followers of yours! WHAT WAS YOUR:1) Last beverage: Arizona Sweet
slutsdontsayno: Scream all you want slut my cock is gonna fit up your shit hole and there’s nothing you can do about it. If your lucky you can lick my cock clean afterwards
mybrainisperving: Daddy would never share you with another man, but the two of you liked to fantasize about him sinking his engorged cock deep into your shit tunnel and emptying his sticky hot seed inside your backdoor while one of his friends pumped
aerialthoughts: That’s it, Bowser. your’e uninvited. had ENOUGH of your shit.
I really hate it when you are trying to talk to someone and somehow they bring the conversation around to their ex. Listen, get your shit together and then come say hi to me. Ain’t nobody got time to be your rebound.
when people reblog your shit on tumblr put can't answer your text
if you identify as a straight woman or if you are a closeted lesbian please do not try to get with me. In fact, stay 100 yards away from me. I’m not here to hold your hand while you figure your shit out. I’ll never ever fuck with a closeted
If you’re the head of a program than please get your shit in order. Don’t have three different people from your organization telling me three different sets of information, and then have the nerve to call me and question my professionalism.
betterthankanyebitch: WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK I IS! I SMELL THAT FRAGRANCE ON YOUR LOUIS KNIT BOY! JUST GIVE MY FAT ASS A BIG KISS BOY! TONIGHT IM FUCKING UP ALLLLL OF YOUR SHIT BOOOOY!
hentaibeats: Source! “I’m tired of your shit admiral.. You think you can just invite your friends over and then play around? Tsk. I bet you can’t even handle being dominated by me… But don’t worry, i’ll break you slowly.. “
just-shower-thoughts: Having a picture of your girlfriend as the lock screen on your phone is the 21st-century equivalent of keeping a locket with her picture in it.
trowicia: superfluouslymegraphics: Rachel isn’t buying your shit. Miss, Rachel Berry, I love you and your face.
jovan: kushandwizdom: They don’t think about you at all. Stop checking your phone. Stop procrastinating. Stop daydreaming. Get back to your shit and don’t let it distract you. *gets high*
the-absolute-best-posts: trammmmmy How often do you find a person that admires your little weird habits, puts up with your shit, and still can say they like you at the end of the day?
If I’m extra sarcastic with you it probably means I’m flirting with you or you really annoy me and I can’t handle your shit Your mission, if you choose to accept it, is to figure out which one I’m leaning towards.
Why do you always end up fucking up my weekends because of all of your bullshit with her? God I’m fucking done with both of your shit.
I guess really only girls will understand why I'm pissed about this...
misha-bawlins: hayleytonks: danisnotafaggot: gay marriage is legal in the sims god damn it real world sort your shit out lets talk about sims for a minute in sims, your appearance doesn’t matter. you can pursue what career you want and not get paid
ffffjjjj: iamthegarebear: When your best friend sees you lookin raggedy and fixes your shit dying
It's Just You And Your Hand Tonight
dvrex: pvndemoni-um: grafitication: t-utt: * Mate get your shit off my photo hard out fuck off with your stupid asterisks fhdsuilfsf The bitch needs a slap.**
sexxxpensive: littlegirl-whysosad: when your legs are shaved and eyebrows plucked, you’ve got your shit together speak bitch speak
prettybrown-round: reecewayne: manif3stlove: thekmac: thepoeticrebel: lexikittypop: Nothing will fuck up your twenties more than thinking you’re supposed to have your shit together. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Whewww Just now learning this Fuck! Maaannnn
successive-madness: missmoodybear: Thor. Your Brother has a better chance of catching Mjolnir than you do. Get your shit together, Thor. I love this.
go-down-with-your-ship: frick-sticks-and-gay-chicks:android-parts: bigheroswag:hidashihavenforyou:bubblegumpop124:I’m listening…GO ON. i’m not trying to be “that person” but i honestly don’t think this is true… man source your shit
bollocksmichael-shutupgavin: Tumblr here’s your bag of popcorn get your shit together and go home, you’re drunk
kyousaya: when u see the name of your state on your dash and you’re like I LIVE THERE
theogb13:when your son asks you where babies come from, but you don’t know because your wife was a space rock
overlord-kyogre: When someone follows you for your shit posts When someone follows you for your art
android privilege is being able to lose your phone at the club and someone returns it to the bartender. meanwhile you iphone hoes gotta keep your shit on 24/7 surveillance...
i-ate-victor-hugos-brain:social engineering really does have us at each other’s throats for the stupidest shit yet billions of people can’t see it
darkladynyara:memeclassheroes:I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again- watch ravens with wolves if you want to find out how few fucks your average scavenger gives about your place on the food chain.
youarefuckingmajestic: HEY YOU, YOU DON’T HAVE YOUR SHIT TOGETHER? SCHOOL, WORK, FUTURE, YOUR FUCKING SELF? DON’T FUCKING WORRY ABOUT IT, IN TIME YOU WILL. AT THE MOMENT YOU MAY NOT BE THE BEST YOU CAN BE AND THAT’S OKAY. MAKE PEACE WITH IT
insanecunt: I literally do not care what you look like naked. I don’t care if you have stretch marks, a chubby tummy, or hair on your belly. I don’t care if your thighs touch. I don’t care if you forgot to shave. I literally do not care about any
justcurvemealready: daughterhood: world-of-cats: Why does this cat sound like a fullmetal alchemist character When your cat is fed up with your shit
the-absolute-funniest-posts: mrs-anthrope: This human is having NONE of your shit, shark! Follow this blog, you’ll love it on your dashboard!
wesleh: h-erbalist: favorite picture ever Why is this your favorite picture ever you STUPID FUCKING HIPSTER. It’s a god damn iPhone photo of JUICE. Get your shit together.
insert-coin-here: shears-and-combs-excite-me: bathsaltsandkittens: insecticyde: gettin real tired of your shit sarah This is the best. OMG YOUR EYES CAN BE SO CRUEEEEEL..DUN DUN DUUNNNJUST AS I CAN BE SO CRUUUEEEEEELLL
lexikittypop: Nothing will fuck up your twenties more than thinking you’re supposed to have your shit together.
brattybrows:i want to make it clear that if i ever call you ugly i am not coming for your looks i’m talkin bout your shit ass personality
prettyboyshyflizzy: kidbuudha: meanplastic: Worse than getting fired on your off day This is fucked up frfr This is why u private your shit 😂
al3xmar5: Phil, this wasn’t fucking amateur hour. PEOPLE DIED BECAUSE OF YOUR LACK OF SUPERVISION. THERE WERE RAPTORS ALL UP IN THE KITCHEN PHIL. IN THE GOD DAMN KITCHEN. Phil, you’re worse than Tyrone. GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER PHIL. GODDAMNIT TYRONE.
daintydear:so yeah what are you supposed to do when you’re at the age where everything you do actually counts for your future but you have 0% of your shit together and are 150% depressed
sir2u-boy: I’m not in the mood for your bullshit right now…either get in the bedroom, or get the fuck out and take all your shit with you…you’re not the only hole I can pound today.
thissbrowngrl: weloveshortvideos: Washing your car & your shit come on rotfllll yooo omgoshitskabs
nain:03.03.2015 ★ Happy Birthday, Tsukiyama Shuu!If Banjoi is the “shield”— then I will be the “sword”. I`ll clear away your thorny path. I will become your knight.
Reblog if getting a message from your followers makes your day
make-them-boyz-go-loco: REBLOG AND SEE IF YOU GET A COLOR. PURPLE: I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog. YELLOW: I wish we were friends in real life. RED: I think you are arrogant and I’d like to unfollow you but your blog is awesome
diamoncls: Me: *looks at phone for 10 seconds* Adult: WOAH GEE GOLLY YOU CANT GO 10 MINUTES WITHOUT DIGGING YOUR HEAD IN YOUR PHONE CANT YOU
Reblog If You Can Take Off Your Bra Without Taking Your Shirt Off.
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