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antoniocooper88: pixiesstolemyapples: polyglotplatypus: void-bee: polyglotplatypus: dadfriend-tm: *banging my fists on a table* LET CASHIERS HAVE CHAIRS … cashiers dont have chairs where you live? wtf in america: if youre not standing, youre
malcolmxfanclub: malcolmxfanclub: Black therapists are so necessary Racism and antiblackness is actually mentally exhausting and divulging and sharing your feelings with your therapist who you trust only for them to dismiss it because they don’t
cocaine-flavored-candies: ghettosyreno: cocaine-flavored-candies: imthewritersway: I'ma just sit this right here ❤️💯‼️ Worry about your own salvation before condemning people who may not even believe in your religion. Homosexuality is
blackandmildwithgod: If your friend has a craft don’t ask for the friend discount. Give them what they’re asking or more. Believe in them and their Dreams be a good friend. They told us never to work for less, even for your mama, when I went to
puppy-papi: boybecca: hugthebooty:melaninmedicine:Why guys like being called daddy so much?It tells me I’m taking care of you the way a man should. I would cringe if my wife called me daddy. I’m not your fucking father; I’m your man.
kingafrikaa: moisemorancy: my-grass-is-greener: Yes not standing to explain your hair to them. I live when this woman speaks. @themelancholyblackwoman literally tagged you because you posted a pic of your hair today lol Inspiration. love her
ive-got-a-dark-side: lotrlocked: get-your-ass-in-the-impala: smurflewis: gaysfinest: Don’t tell your daughter that when a boy is mean or rude to her it’s because he has a crush on her. Don’t teach her that abuse is a sign of love. My mom always
distaffgospels: memecats-uprising: It takes some sort of privilege to sit back and not vote in November just because Bernie can’t run. Get that ‘Bernie or Bust’ foolishness out of my face. Your silence is a vote for Trump. Your silence is hurting
immortalfaces: stopwhitepeopleforever: Your “preference” is not a preference, it is racism. You have internalized negative ideas of black men and for that reason you claim they’re not your “preference.” A preference is saying you like guys
studyandfocus: i-am-but-a-humble-frenchfry: fuckyeahcomicsbaby: @nosetriangle for your project if you want I LOVE THIS SO MUCH
amorita2: enigmaticrah: chrissongzzz: Or just train harder bitch it ain’t her fault your trash. like sit down…the fuck?!? If that jealous ass bitch don’t get her salty ass back in the gymnasium and train harder! Not her fault your “talent”
thingstolovefor: Trump, Black Americans Don’t Need Your Help Black people shouldn’t vote for Hillary OR Trump. No president will save you from systematic white supremacy because BOTH parties are dominated by it. We’re basically choosing from
youngblackandvegan: Pro tip: when you’re starting a new job you may want to make friends and share who you are with your co workers. Don’t. Not at first. Be yourself and be kind and open. But don’t go spilling your guts to people you don’t know.
aintnosuchthingastoothick: “So if I’m here to just season your life, I’m gonna make sure you’re extra salty when I’m done.” “Hi liberal white people who name your kids after deciduous trees” 😂😂😂
cresbrizzle: danibanani963: truthorange: When you spend all your money on smokes and can’t join your squad for lunch. (Smokers earn 20% less than non-smokers *and then* spend $$$ on cigs.) Okay but smokers don’t usually earn less ~because~ they
snizzydoesit: crime-she-typed: tumblrofeli: 90svigilante: gunzonyatmblr: Cause if you don’t call out your homies, what kind of friend are you? Bruuuuhhhhhh Tip ain’t for the bullshit TIP ain’t having it THIS is how you call out your homies
v1als: A quick note based on my post-Brexit experience in the UK – in the time period after the election, your biggest threat will not be Trump and his government. It will be your newly validated bigot neighbours. After Brexit, hate crime shot up by
aishawarma: Learn to defend against a bigot grabbing your hijab from behind! In this post-election hate-crime spike, self defense is more important than ever. Practice this move until it becomes muscle memory and teach your body to react before thinking.
dynastylnoire: youngblackandvegan: heymrsamerica: veryfineshawty: Wow foolishness She licked the brush then stuck it in the whole bag? Like your mouth wit the dirtiest part of your body. Oh my god I’m appalled. Were those new brushes? It
hooligan-nova: wrath-the-furious: tachoetuesdays: marzipanandminutiae: “why can’t I be proud of my heritage?” going to cultural fairs is being proud of your heritage. making traditional food is being proud of your heritage. learning a new
whitegirlsaintshit: Start that work now, before it’s too late. Put your phone on “Do Not Disturb”, forget about your crush, close the tabs of YouTube/Twitter/Tumblr/whatever the fuck, and challenge yourself to get work done. You feel so much better
gahhhdamn: swallowthatshit: flowersinmyphro: mayaangelique: rawdoggydog: nolanotsodarling: winter—solstice: Issa husband. whoooooooo the fuckkkkkkkkk. raised this GOD Regular shit. Y'all stay OD'n Because most guys don’t do this. At all.
chastity310: lagonegirl: Esp. at work. You have to decide quickly what stress you want: the stress of having your space violated or the stress of standing your ground and dealing with the white fragility fallout. #DontTouchMe The white fragility
sonoanthony: Once I meet you in person. I understand your texts better cus I understand your jokes I see the facial expressions I see the gestures I see how serious you get when you talk about certain subjects I see how with others you joke a lot with.
weavemama: I have no sympathy for all of the (ex) trump supporters who are JUST NOW feeling regretful. fuck you, fuck your vote, and fuck your decision to jeopardize millions of lives because you wanted to whine about a bunch of emails
wildthotz: curriedgoat: Imagine sticking a whole beauty blender up your pussy How else are you supposed to beat your pussy?
triste-luna: zamaron: socialjust-ish: yellowjuice: laurdlannister-kingslayer: lunaaltare: mrs3rdwardtrill: lunaaltare: idk what it is about tumblr and this hate for washing things ……. your ass…..your chicken……pick a struggle sis……..
thetrekkiehasthephonebox: heroofthreefaces: liberalsarecool: liberalsarecool: The internet is a utility. Imagine the phone company throttling your calls or picking which phone calls you can receive? “Imagine the phone company throttling your calls
peanutbutterandjeri: jehovahhthickness: Get you somebody that will finger you and lick your period blood. This is the worst thing you have ever posted 😩 Period sex, yes; tasting your blood, hard pass.
hallucin8: “I can see your nipples through your shirt” first of all stop being ungrateful.
suchbluesky: when you think your childhood arch nemesis is going to drown you but instead she tenderly kisses your nose and that’s So Much Worse hey I’ve got more Gideon the Ninth stuff! I know everyone is drawing the pool scene but consider this,
misha-bawlins: hayleytonks: danisnotafaggot: gay marriage is legal in the sims god damn it real world sort your shit out lets talk about sims for a minute in sims, your appearance doesn’t matter. you can pursue what career you want and not get paid
analish: do you ever have those times at 4am where you get so motivated and decide to get all your shit together and then plan out your entire life and future and then the next morning you’re just like lol
sleepy-chaos-cub: budacub: Tumblr, Facebook, Instagram… It’s 2015 get your shit together smh Happens all the time. But just double tap it real quick to like it then go to your likes!
varrix:Sleep, my fallen cedar Let me have your weakened pride to hold And join my barren soil Sleep, my aimless river Let your torrent rest against my shore And leave me what was washed away before
jordan-haruka replied to your post: hii my number 555-555-5555 gettin real tired of your shit
abwhoretion: “Hello Lifealert” “Hello Stella, are you okay?” “… is your refrigerator running?” “Stella, we’re all getting a little tired of your shit”
lixpex: Best Of lixpex: Your inner JOCKBOY has had it with your shit. He wants to be REAL. No more excuses! Get to the gym and start forging the body you deserve! (via muscle-love) (Originally posted March 23, 2014)
gymaaholic: Don’t Push The Deadlines, Push Your Limits No more excuses, it’s time to get your shit together and make it happen! http://www.gymaholic.co
domnator: Make the same noise your mamma made when I’d fuck her. Go ahead, let it go, shoot your shit, I know you’re about to cum.
asphodelsia: ❝ the same hot lightning that burns your blood with passion… cools your fears with peace. ❞ ― aberjhani
umbralillium: creepstal: If I’m extra sarcastic with you it probably means I’m flirting with you or you really annoy me and I can’t handle your shit Your mission, if you choose to accept it, is to figure out which one I’m leaning towards.
michael-laser-cykes: When even your kids are tired of your shit.
getmoneydollaz: samsungsandiphones: “Hey (don’t know your name} im a fan of how you give advice to atract woman. I cant lie your shit is The Danger (breaking bad reference) I found myself reading and saying this guy is 100% right!! I thought
felicorvid: just-shower-thoughts: I didn’t exist in your life until you read this sentence Not true showerthoughts I see your shit ass posts every day Oh get a room you two
lexikittypop: Nothing will fuck up your twenties more than thinking you’re supposed to have your shit together.
ilovedirt:Life with mental illness(es): referring to your brain in the third person, as a separate, independent entity in which controls itself. As in: “what the fuck, brain. Get your shit together.”
analish: do you ever have those times at 4am where you get so motivated and decide to get all your shit together and then plan out your entire life and future and then the next morning you’re just like lol Too much
swedishcervixpoker: Everyone thinks of you as a good girl. Well-behaved in public, you have your shit together for the most part. But your body is iike a separate entity; it knows what it wants and it will stop at nothing to get it. You didn’t even
guyfitblr: lexikittypop: Nothing will fuck up your twenties more than thinking you’re supposed to have your shit together. I really needed to see this.
ffffjjjj: iamthegarebear: When your best friend sees you lookin raggedy and fixes your shit dying
brattybrows: i want to make it clear that if i ever call you ugly i am not coming for your looks i’m talkin bout your shit ass personality
Isn’t it SOOOOO great when your husband makes friends with another couple with whom he has SOOO much in common?? Isn’t it great being in their house, a stranger’s house, surrounded by even more strangers? Isn’t it great when your
writing-prompt-s:All the other iterations of you from alternate timelines decide they have had enough of your shit Imagine having to kick your own ass lmfao
Don’t fucken rush me, I fucken helped you sell your shit, and i’m fucken borrow my dads money to give it to you. next time do your own meet up.
