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zchr: what if you woke up with amnesia and all you could remember was your tumblr password and you had to discover who you were based off your posts
kanyewesticle: at mcdonalds when they say ‘sorry about your wait’ they really mean ‘sorry about your weight’
thirtyspells: things to remember: you are not a burden you will not ‘bring others down with you’ if you tell them about your problems or ask for help it feels like you’re being crushed under the weight of the world because you are but it’s your
wckrspgt: reasons i should be your friend: my hands are soft i think because people tell me i probably have a soft face too i am willing to play with your hair platonically whenever i eat french fries you can have some YOU DONT EVEN NEED TO ASK YOU
pudus: black-sorrow: is it seriously almost february omg time sure flies when youre wasting your life my birthday in 2 weeks lol
the-adequate-gatsby: It’s 3 am You hear a noise in your kitchen You go to investigate It’s me sitting at your table I ask you to sit down “I want to know why you thought that comment on my post was necessary.”
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miss-nerdgasmz: eatthecake-anime:lovemelyrically:bigkittybombyx:sarajevomoja:kagekiid:pumpkinmcqueen:queeenkareemuh:the-friction-in-your-jeans: pastel-gizibe: awkwardconvention: florecitadelalma: krxs10: this is the kind of fucking bullshit I’m
weirdasexualspacequeen: goddessofcoloredpencils: your-glorious-overlesbian: merrymegaudreau: harlequinsymphony: ginsbergg: ginsbergg: victoriel: Test your colour vision IM A FUCKING MOLE i tried again and got dog HOW AM I AN ART KID Moooole.
thinkwickeddreaming: unfortunatesalmon: sheetmetalsheep: “No.” “I’m going on an adventure!”“No you aren’t, come eat your fruit.”“mOOOMMMM” “I’m getting sick of your shit, Jimmy!”
just-shower-thoughts: Taking a picture of your food is like taking a “before” picture of your shit
successive-madness: missmoodybear: Thor. Your Brother has a better chance of catching Mjolnir than you do. Get your shit together, Thor. I love this.
trip-your-shit: It really sucks when you make good decisions for your mental wellness and people get upset with you for that.
royalfurby: if your icon is facing the left it means youre gay
sporadicbouquetgardener: Earn your keep buy your shit (that you might never wear again) —– Been working my ass off. Kink-wise, am still pushing my boundaries and was surprised when I cried during a scene a little while back. On a meta-level,
analish: do you ever have those times at 4am where you get so motivated and decide to get all your shit together and then plan out your entire life and future and then the next morning you’re just like lol
its-witching-hour: When your friend’s serious but you’re losing your shit.
fatfuckbitch: cliff716: I know I’m doing it right. How about the rest of you ? 😊👏 If your dick is to short you are not going to get her to say ummmm and uhhhhh! Make sure your shit is right and tight.
linknic: Source: さ/く/ら/ぶ Translation: occasionallyisaystuff Typeset: Me Note: Before you people lose your shits over this, just remember that this is a fun, little, innocent fancomic and nobody is making fun of your favourite characters,
linknic: Source: さ/く/ら/ぶ Translation: occasionallyisaystuffTypeset: MeNote: Before you people lose your shits over this, just remember that this is a fun, little, innocent fancomic and nobody is making fun of your favourite characters, so
kushandwizdom: They don’t think about you at all. Stop checking your phone. Stop procrastinating. Stop daydreaming. Get back to your shit and don’t let it distract you.
if you ship a non-canon ship that’s slowly ruining your life clap your hands.
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sugarbabyaoba replied to your post: is there anyone cuter than aoba, i mea…well there is youspuTTERS.H-HOW DARE.
aobabe: aobabe: excuse me sir, but may i have a moment of your time to talk about our lord and savior, aoba seragaki. excuse me sir, but may i have a moment of your time to talk about our lord and savior, sei. our lord and seivior.
mirrorneuron: “And what are your wings for? Isn’t the sky within your cage too narrow for you?” translation source
bakaiza: Have you accepted the sadist as your lord and savior?
luckydreaming: mancomics: luckydreaming: Don’t post your negativity on a positive post. Electrons I should kick your ass.
suddenly-sara: spiritsthief: marxism-leninism-memeism:this dog just turned in a questfucking love little quest dog Khajiit has your reward. This one thanks you for your service!
eternity-in-an-hour: I used to get so annoyed at spongebob when I watched this episode I was like, “the fuck are you doing spongebob get your shit together and write your paper” now I am spongebob we are all spongebob -_- gpoy.
oddlondoner: loveforchristophabrown: yass That’s why you got it on your neck yeah? STFU fors I slam dunk your head nyugga “Their” bullshit. There = a place or reference point (look over there), also used to denote existence (There
fatchickzblog: kidxforever: wzrdkelley: It’s your job as a man to have your girl feeling wanted, sexy, beautiful, protected, and loved. its either you, or some other nigga will I know, because, I am that other nigga 👌
internetexplorers: A BLACK CHILD WAS MACED BY A WHITE COP AND ALL YOU WHITE PEOPLE STILL CARE ABOUT ARE YOUR OWN FUCKING IMAGE SPOUTING YOUR “NOT ALL WHITE PEOPLE” BULLSHIT HONESTLY GO TO HELL
niggaimdeadass: bradofarrell: “You know what the problem with white people is? You don’t respect anybody’s humanity except for your own. You don’t respect anybody’s pain but your own. You expect Jewish people to hate Hitler, and to hate
blackfemalepresident: you wanna know how your grandparents “worked through” their problems and didn’t divorce? cause ya grandmama most likely didnt have her own assets or income and depended on your grandfather to support her and the family. she
thepunkrocker: thescentofsouls: I’ll respect your opinion as long as your opinion doesn’t disrespect anybody’s existence. THIS PHRASE SHOULD BE WRITTEN EVERYWHERE AROUND THE WORLD.
you know you're a 90s kid when your vaccinations were mandatory and no one in your class got measles
nurse-alli:Keep an eye on your boobs ladies! Do your checks. I’ve a seen a 21 year old with stage 4 breasts cancer and it terrifies me!
Wear your fucking seatbelts and keep your eyes on the road so you dont accidentally end someones life
be-blackstar: redbellied-piranha: peruviandeepwave: You have trash friends if they don’t make sure you eat Right like if I eat you eat whether I gotta pay for yours or we gotta share the plate. Honestly.
donniesoze: choice36c: On this day we honor thousands of our unknown maternal ancestors, who were the true mothers of the nation.“You were afraid to nurse your young lest fallen breast offend your master’s sight and he should flee to firmer loveliness.
ashprincessmidna: imagineyouricon:Imagine your icon appearing at your house one night asking for help with burying a dead body I’m fine with this
I never judged a stripper because THINK about it.. All their doing is taking your fathers money clean out his pockets just by twerking. When YOU go to a party, you twerk. Don't you? You just do it with your cheap ass mall shorts and crop tops and they
alwaysbewoke: The context of such a question is that a mono racial Black person can’t be pretty or handsome past a certain imaginary level. In other words with ONLY Black blood running through your veins and ONLY Black people contributing to your DNA,
commongayboy: It’s ok if your son molests children and his own sisters but GOD FORBID a gay person works for your disgusting ass
axumite7: Boycott we must boycott .. Stop walk off your shoes heels .., just stop give dem your money ..,
jaileyrhode: let-them-eat-cake21: babasgirlfriend:merlinbabe: Maybe not ugly no, but your beauty, and your gender is repressed under that hijab, by wearing it, get a clue, muhammed was, and Islam is, inherently sexist and misogynistic, sorry to burst
May your 1st apartment be your sanctuary
ameriqan: how insecure in your religion do you have to be that you won’t even let your kid learn basic history about other religions for a history class??? I bet she has the let me speak to the manager haircut
thewinchestersimpalasblog: ritchiegecko: stirfriedawesomesauce: s1uts: Don’t lie to your doctor about being a hoe For real though, they’re just there to make sure your hoe ass can keep on hoeing. Tell them you’re a hoe. They’ll help you
Being white is the best way to be in America. You can kill people and have the cops drive you to Burger King. You can rock box braids and have all the fuck niggas you want. You can even have your hair "dreaded" and not be sent away after being told your
feminisminapapercup: sullengirlalmighty: calmmanning: “So perhaps it just speaks to the heartiness of women, that put on your boots and put your hat on and get out, slog through the mess that is out there.” - Senator Lisa Murkowski (R - AK)
tanaebrianab: People with good parents get so offended when abused children speak negatively of their parents. Like…REALLY offended lol. They say things like “Your mom would do anything for you” and “Your parents sacrificed a lot for you!”
chocolatecakesandthickmilkshakes: gregwuzhere: chocolatecakesandthickmilkshakes: gregwuzhere: chocolatecakesandthickmilkshakes: THIS FROM THE ONION. Home ownership is a myth, don’t pay your property taxes and your shit is going in the street.
On everything I hate this. Clean your car! I don’t want to be stuck behind you while a blizzard is flying from your roof.
weaintaboutshit: owning-my-truth: That antiblack moment when an Asian person in your apartment building keeps glancing back to look at you in the hallway as you walk to YOUR OWN apartment. And this was literally right after we spoke in the elevator
tarynel: desiremyblack: stellarsarah: trashythingsgohere: I live in a very classy area Real talk though, always always ALWAYS be honest with your doctors, dentists, and anesthesiologists about your drug use. They’re not the cops, they just want
coldsuggestion: A man unrequitedly in love will stand outside your home and knock, throw, kick, holler, relentless in pursuit. Foreign to the idea of a space he is unwelcome in. A woman unrequitedly in love will sit. She’s far away from your house.
tsunamiwavesurfing: imagine you get home from work exhausted and you login and its a brollic dude on facebook posting your shorty as his wcw saying you a bitch nigga and you gon have to share and you got 24 hours to check in you scroll down and your
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