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dynastylnoire: tormans-space: wulferine: changing the date on your paper so your teacher doesn’t think you’re a procrastinator YOU KNOW IT!!!! Guilty
meganisanartist:Honestly one of the most important things I can say I’ve learned as an artist is that if you feel like you’re really stagnating, that probably means you’re seeing problems in your work that you have never been able to see before,
tanekore: Eren, I’m sorry it always has to be you.Merry Christmas to @robin-red-r!!! I was your secret Santa mwahaha! I apologise that I couldn’t find an artsy way to portray your original ‘theatre’ prompt. But you had mentioned you liked genderbent
jadeprincess85: slimequest: bard-like: fellow DMs listen to me. if one or more of your players roll to seduce: own it. It’s world building. It’s character building. Sex ain’t a free action. Bring that fucker to the bedroom. Think about your NPC’s
pushclouds: Brown girl, brown girl, turn your shit down. You know America don’t wanna hear your sound.
shapedlight replied to your post “welcome to wolf’s kink corner, just your regular thursday night here…” you should call it thirsty thursday and with that we have a new tradition, tune in every week for thirsty thursday to talk about
hey guys here’s your reminder that the preorders for @hanakotobazine close on wednesday feb 28 so make sure to get your order in while you can my lovelies
pumpui-fatty answered your question:Fucking seriously? The last three “recommended…haha I get the same. Tho I never check them out.I click the X button right off. Like Tumblr…get your shit together, these blogs are the opposite of what
90scherry: self love ain’t just bubble baths & face masks it’s owning up to your shit , accepting your flaws , encouraging yourself to do better.
happybunchoftrees: bikinipowerbottom: billiamswheatdown: ladygagarbage: when you masturbate twice on the same day When you finger yourself while masturbating when you try to suck your dick and you break your ribs @novaschaos @theonetogo 💀💀💀
356. This may be long winded. You were another one that, when I saw that you started to follow me, I thought “wow, really?! Holy shit! How? Why? I must be doing something right!” That may sound silly, but I’ve always thought that your
ffffjjjj: iamthegarebear: When your best friend sees you lookin raggedy and fixes your shit dying
analish: do you ever have those times at 4am where you get so motivated and decide to get all your shit together and then plan out your entire life and future and then the next morning you’re just like lol
lonelystonerrstuff: trebled-negrita-princess: Y'all think this is a joke. they literally will throw your shit in the trash because your name is “too ghetto”
lum1natrix: when you make a great pun but your friends are tired of your shit
missmoodybear: Thor. Your Brother has a better chance of catching Mjolnir than you do. Get your shit together, Thor.
lexikittypop: Nothing will fuck up your twenties more than thinking you’re supposed to have your shit together.
lexikittypop: Nothing will fuck up your twenties more than thinking you’re supposed to have your shit together
My muse has been kidnapped for experimental 'research.' After months of searching, yours has finally found mine. How does your muse react to the condition mine is in?
callfromthevoid: 100 Palette Challenge | anon asked for Tenth Doctor + gender rights in any colour.Ｎｏ． ＳＨＵＴ ＵＰ． Ｎｏｗ ｉｔ＇ｓ ＹＯＵＲ ｔｉｍｅ ｔｏ ＬＩＳＴＥＮ.Yᴏᴜ ʜᴜᴍᴀɴs ᴀʟᴡᴀʏs
“never put me in your box if your shit eats tapes”-nas New York State of Mind, 1994
never put me in your box if your shit eats tapes
NEVER PUT ME IN YOUR BOX IF YOUR SHIT EATS TAPES
no but for real for real, the trick to figuring out the woman you’re sposed to marry is if you’re having sex and you get your orgasm and she doesn’t get hers and you feel like your dick game is weak, that’s the woman you gotta
like if youre a grown woman and you want to take some pictures with your shit out fucking do it dude. we all got pictures of our dicks or vaginas and titties or whatever. like just fucking let the world see the nudes, no one cares, ive seen a million
daddyscot: Let me lick your shit hole while your suck yourself
mirandaharts replied to your post: . i found a gender swapped 00q fic the other day and i died OOooOOOooo who was switched? was it both? … ehehh, now there’s a mental image. sleepyquail replied to your post: . *grabby hands* RECS PLS
sleepyquail replied to your post: sleepyquail replied to your post: oh my fucking… oh my GOD I think I know the bitch you’re talking about!! the one with the pak-32 (or whatever the number is) on his back like Chris’ heavy metal outfit?? AUGH
camsfarts: lexikittypop: Nothing will fuck up your twenties more than thinking you’re supposed to have your shit together. THIS
jagk-barakkat: jalex-pierced-veil: fuck you and your dimples done with your shit merrick
terminallyinfatuated: I want to inhale every single gasp of your lungsbut I only in factgreedily drink in every aspect of you I am a drowning mariner inevitably loosing myself in your dephts What am I doing those two are supposed to be lovely light
the-iron-queen: dwalinroxxx: dwaroxxx-deactivated20160721: Long live the king, the king is dead.Your prayers won’t call him back to your bedWith all this blood I’ve laced upon the moon.No spells or tricks will bring him home,Long live the king,
Back At It Again
chriscappuccino replied to your post “chriscappuccino replied to your post “one of those nights in which I…”Weird Unfiltered Donnie is the best though. I like that you don’t feel like you have to play a role or censor yourself around
spinesongs: i feel like hamilton on twitter would be vaguely similar to russell crowe “simple facts, i’m not pretty, i’m not your Boy, you simpleton. send me your address so i can visit you and explain my passions”
space-cadet-maya: Dos Trans Boys. What better way to spend your night than painting your best bro’s nails? DO NOT TAG AS GENDER BEND OR GENDER SWAP.
knuckle:fans: oh dedue so kind and gentle and subservient and endlessly forgivingdedue: gilbert the goddess can’t hear your prayers you selfish sack of shit
jessalrynn: poehlerbond: what if you were stuck with whoever/whatever your icon was for the rest of your life I. Can. Deal.
ameriscare: businesshag: I HATE how tumblr brings up your old tags as you’re typing a new tag because I really don’t!! Want to remember!!! Some of the things I’ve said on this godforsaken site!!!! tag this post with your first result you get when
kayvsworld: galwednesday: kayvsworld: Thinking abt immortality and how meticulously you’d have to keep track of all of your shit so some nosy historian didnt spot your old journal or coat or copy of a book and call an infuriating time-based finders
marzipanandminutiae:aqueerkettleofish:kayvsworld: galwednesday: kayvsworld: Thinking abt immortality and how meticulously you’d have to keep track of all of your shit so some nosy historian didnt spot your old journal or coat or copy of a book and
rottenappleheart: browningtons: date someone who wants to be with you date someone who will always follow you date someone who will always try to help you date someone who will be there when you’re hurt date your healer #but if you date your healer
@zennim replied to your post “Please do not send me spoilers from leaks (or any episode that hasn’t…” THIS IS NOT A LEAK, IS OFFICIALLY AIRED IN FRANCE, NOW GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER YANKEES, THE REST OF THE WORLD DON’T HAVE TO RESTRAIN
misha-bawlins: hayleytonks: danisnotafaggot: gay marriage is legal in the sims god damn it real world sort your shit out lets talk about sims for a minute in sims, your appearance doesn’t matter. you can pursue what career you want and not get paid
youarefuckingmajestic: HEY YOU, YOU DON’T HAVE YOUR SHIT TOGETHER? SCHOOL, WORK, FUTURE, YOUR FUCKING SELF? DON’T FUCKING WORRY ABOUT IT, IN TIME YOU WILL. AT THE MOMENT YOU MAY NOT BE THE BEST YOU CAN BE AND THAT’S OKAY. MAKE PEACE WITH IT
90scherry:self love ain’t just bubble baths & face masks it’s owning up to your shit , accepting your flaws , encouraging yourself to do better.
reposae: You think you’re the only ones who’ve lost people? You think you’re the only ones with pain? You think you can take your shit and dump it on me? You don’t get to do that! So you take your goddamn pain and you live with it, assholes!
pr-aaatem: spitecho: prettyfuckinperfect: this is a fridge, you put your shit in the gel and it keeps it cool, than you just reach in and take it out. the gel automatically reforms. You come home from work and find your pets and toddler floating
wakingthegoldenwood: aperfectillusion: Step 1: Go someplace public with your laptop. Step 2: Click HERE Step 3: Press f11 Step 4: Start typing frantically. Step 5: Make sure other people see your screen. Step 6: ??????? Step 7: Profit Step 8: Do all
ironmax: i hate it when people are like “no you’re not old enough to know your sexuality yet” like as if you’re not allowed to be anything other than heterosexual until you’ve reached a certain age and you get a ticket to choose your path of
leftbehindletters: have you ever loved a lyric so much that when you hear it feels like your heart is trying to burst out of your body
ladragonaria: Do you ever realize you want to ship your own characters and then you realize: ‘Wait… this isn’t a ship… If I’m the writer… so this is canon! I’m a god! I AM THE MASTER OF THE SEA! I WILL DECIDE IF YOUR SHIPS MAY SAIL AND
2spooky4boo: restroom air dryers are a great way to warm your hands before wiping them on your jeans
aangnog: matt-ketchup: aangnog: if u dont like mozzarella sticks then i assume u also dont like jesus I like mozzarella sticks but I dont like jesus they are a packaged deal im sorry but youre going to have to give up your liking of mozzarella stick
greywardensexual: DO YOU EVER START LISTENING TO AN AUDIO POST AND THEN START SCROLLING DOWN YOUR DASH JAMMING OUT BUT THEN YOU COME ACROSS ANOTHER AUDIO POST AND YOUR LIKE “oH„„ I WANT TO LISTEN TO THAT ONE TOO” BUT THE OTHER AUDIO POST IS STILL
chompyface: do you ever just want to gently place your hands on someones cheeks and hold their head there in your hands and looking into their eyes and then violently jerk their head on a right angle and snap their neck
youknowyourebritishwhen: sore-lips: I find it really funny when people assume English (UK) and English (US) are exactly the same language. “Pull your pants up, I can see your fanny.” Has a very different meaning depending on what side of the globe
ostracizedpoodle: do you ever put your book down to inject heroin and then forget where’d you put your book
