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clipsnpins: Proper names for a whore as suggested by the good men of Omegle. Let me know what your favorites are! So many new good words for us. Thanks for posting this, and can’t wait for you to play with more words.
kushandwizdom: KushandWizdom This straight up sounds like it could be said like, “poverty doesn’t mess up your life. If you can’t live in poverty and get your shit done that’s your problem"
Analysis: People are probably more concerned with their own shit than they are trying to analyze your shit. It’s a good realization.
HIGH RESOLUTION version of “I do freaky shit” for the few people who wanted to print this out. AS LONG AS YOU DO NOT TRY AND SELL THIS, OR PASS IT OFF AS YOUR OWN, I have no problem if you want to print it out and stick it somewhere. :3
requiemofthegods:open that shit wide, let me see how big your mouth is.
Nothing is hotter than saving your milk for black babies, especially when your own white son is crying in the bedroom next door, starving to death in his craddle full of your piss and your shit, the only food you gave him since you came back from maternit
“Y'all need to cease and desist immediately because I just can’t take this shit no mo’. And don’t get mad when nobody likes your shit cause you know you are the only one to blame for that shit. Don’t be like, "Why is
unfortunate-waitress: hello-its-a-jo: unfortunate-waitress: If i’m telling you, “this is a hot plate.” But I make no effort to put it down, i’m internally yelling at you to move your shit. Your phone. Your keys. Your bread. Whatever is directly
I feel like answering questions no matter how personal and talking to my followers. Anyone have Kik or Snapchat or Skype? How about you send me asks? You can submit your nudes too if you really trust me (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
why was this the worst cartoon of all time. geist shows up, kills some shit, releases the death force, then goes and fights krauser, kills some more shit, and then the movie is over and youre just like “wut?”
i wanna piss on your tits
achievement-cunters: songs from your early teens you may have emotionally repressed playlist this is a truly awful selection of songs. i don’t know if this was a purely british thing, but high school was full of absolute shit songs. such shit songs
pissboast: this shitty bath bomb meme is so bad like have fun with your gross shit water? do you really have to take every opportunity to shit on things women & feminine people like? it’s not even funny it’s just gross and reeks of misogyny
gallifreyburning: “Again, I know in the telling it sounds like I was on top of this situation but really, I was still just thinking, Oh shit oh shit oh shit.” — Murderbot, Rogue Protocol: The Murderbot Diaries, Martha Wells (via mcbangle)
moral of the story? when people are getting really tired of your bullshit? you are required to back your shit up or know your role and SHUT YOUR DAMN MOUTH
moral of the story? when people are getting really tired of your bullshit? you are required to back your shit up or know your role and SHUT YOUR DAMN MOUTH & SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
jesuschristvevo: what grades determine: whether you will be on the honor roll or not what colleges will want to accept you how angry your parents will be at you what grades DO NOT determine: your creativity your emotional capabilities whether youre a
charming-tothelast: You know that moment when you’re reading a book and you just have to stop and bite your lip and squeal or sigh or close your eyes and wrinkle your nose and forehead and press the book against your heart and just like sit there and
hottermelon: iamaslumberbatch: a-lot-like-diana: so basically when you have your period and your lower back hurts it is because your hips are contracting and spreading apart, only slightly, to make room for the release of the blood and linings of your
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a-lot-like-diana: so basically when you have your period and your lower back hurts it is because your hips are contracting and spreading apart, only slightly, to make room for the release of the blood and linings of your uterus. so basically your body
thispoetspace: brandoknows: #WolfBlitzer is full of shit. #CNN lmao brandoknows your gasp made this so much better.alsowolf blitzer is full of shit. Deray is another brother who be on it always!
incisiveredneck: classe: anticipatedrepudiation: tooth-and-nails: Your boss is not your friend. Your boss is not someone you can trust. Your relationship with your boss needs to be entirely professional. Do not do your boss favours. No working for
whitegirlsaintshit: Unless you have health issues, your body is suited to work for your current environment. You can’t get mad at having too much fat here, or too little muscle there. Your body works to get you through your current life. So, the changes
Money is some dirty nasty shit, you don’t ever put that shit in your mouth, tf?
robotsandfrippary: Your child pours all the toothpaste into the sink. Your kid cuts their own hair. Your baby gets into your lipstick and decides to put it on the dog. Your child cries because their crush doesn’t like them. That’s kids will
tarynel: Ladies we have got to do better. Even the best investors make mistakes, they know when to cut their losses. Cut that nigga and bounce. He ain’t shit for asking you to surrender your check, who stupid enough to do that? Leave that nigga
jamaicanblackcastoroil: isitsafe: Zelda is having none of your nonsense today, Tate. That’s Robin Williams’ daughter so she definitely will not be having your bullshit. Depression is a chemical imbalance in your brain that affects your mental
last-picture-show: “If you end up with a boring miserable life because you listenend to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it.”Frank Zappa
zack4eva: So Naruto is ending in 5 chapters? Ok so, Sasuke you have 5 weeks to get your shit together! Sakura & Hinata, you have 5 weeks to make your move on your men. Kakashi, you have 5 weeks to take your fucking mask off. Naruto, you have 5 weeks
Apparently some people dont know that the purpose of twitter is to be a passive aggressive outlet while your blog is your personal outlet.
starslicer: shoddyshit: chocolatecakesandthickmilkshakes: adirtylilsecret: Having none of your shit before you even start your shit. “Shhh wait, lemme tell you a secret.” LMAOOOOOOOSmooth ranger.
dontbearuiner: memeufacturing: the entire month of august is like the sunday evening of the year where you think you have your shit together but at 11pm you realize theres school tomorrow & your shit is completely not together I’ve been out
hustlerose: skipclasseatass:hustlerose: hustlerose:hey girlz. did you knowummm your boops go inside your shit shit. shirt actually
memeneeds: stolencaps: Imagine: you sign a lease and a couple months in you lose your job and cant pay. Your roommates decide to toss a few of your things out on the lawn as a warning to get your shit together and they find your sissy stash. Id
thekingsvoice: rainbowshotgunss: importunados: lovemeblve: calviniism: danyoyo: beysexuality: Your god tier is shit and your shit tier is life Whoever made this, you don’t love yourself who the fuck puts raisin bran above apple jacks Now I
tylerofthesea: do you ever just want to redecorate your bedroom and change your hair and all your clothes and completely reinvent yourself but then realise it takes time and money then retreat to your bed and hate who you are. ffs Tyler sort your shit
lydiamartinis: ostwinner: bookwormsociety: siterlas: “This is all your fault, Prongs.” “It would have gone fine if you had just STAYED IN THE CAR.” Shit guys, please tell me that Moony got away… #PRONGS AND PADFOOT GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER
lunalorraine: “If you end up with a boring miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it.” ― Frank Zappa
ribboneesta: some feelings entering a warm room after being out in the cold peeling off your socks after a long day the “boom” in your heart when you hear a firework explode having someone brush your hair the buzz of your fingers opening a package
I think when you start treating your workouts like a therapy session it makes them a lot more effective and a part of your day you look forward to. Take all your stress out and release all your anger in that time. You'll feel so much better afterwards.
ardhangini: choose a partner who is good for you. not good for your parents. not good for your image. not good for your bank account. choose someone who’s going to make your life emotionally fulfilling.
edroy: “what will your kids think of that tattoo?”my kids aren’t going to give 2 shits because i’m not going to raise them to be a judgmental asshole like yours did
depressed-suicidal-kid: My mental illnesses: It’s all your faultMe: What is? Why?My mental illnesses: Everything bad in the world. It’s just your faultMe: Shit you right
nerdycapricornofdoom:little-dragneel: scam15o: zi0dyne:roar104:durkin62: sizvideos:Video If this shits cheap I’m buying 20 pounds of it and making cosplay armor. Pics of some finished shit? I remember this stuff in product design class. Best shit
wishcandy: Tired of your shit by wishcandy Keep going until you can’t stand it anymore. Bring your mood to a boil and let out a shrill war cry at the top of your lungs. This is your fight. Make the changes you’ve been dying to see, since there is
toysrme replied to your post: Dude you needa calm your shit with your rants forreal Dawg it’s unreasonably angry though. Documenting your pissedness on tumblr is just gonna make you more mad LOL. Maybe in that moment you feel better but it’ll have
kurtcolemansmum: burninggreen: myownsundays: briderbigny: hadtoomuchtodreamlastnight: sorry tumblr Too high for this shit Not even high and this shit is bananas holy shit THAT AINT FUCKIN ALLOWED
memeufacturing: the entire month of august is like the sunday evening of the year where you think you have your shit together but at 11pm you realize theres school tomorrow & your shit is completely not together
boygeorgemichaelbluth: lexikittypop: Nothing will fuck up your twenties more than thinking you’re supposed to have your shit together. and seeing people who actually have their shit together
xopachi replied to your photo:http://www.patreon.com/RBG So after thinking… I was wondering where the Hell you’ve been. Everywhere but tumblr pretty much. Had some shit go down irl and then some art shit so didn’t feel like posting
So @staff this fixing the pornbot issue? Wtf are you actually doing? When did the bots start commenting and PM useless shit? I’m so fed up of blocking and reporting the shit it’s like 10-15 a day on a good day :( get your shit together…
calviniism: danyoyo: beysexuality: Your god tier is shit and your shit tier is life Whoever made this, you don’t love yourself who the fuck puts raisin bran above apple jacks This needs to be fixed
{OK THESE THINGS WERE THE COOLEST LITTLE SHITS YOU EVER PURCHASED, I ALWAYS GOT BLUE CUZ BLUE IS RADICAL OK. SO THINK OF THIS. YOUR IN YO LITTLE KID SELF HAVEING A GOOD TIME BEFORE YOUR LIKE ‘HEY I WANNA TURN AROUND’ SO YOU LIFT THIS LITTLE
im-tired-of-your-shit: http://im-tired-of-your-shit.tumblr.com/ ALWAYS FOLLOW BACK DEAR (((((:
