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adriofthedead: lemnix: tastefullyoffensive: (photos by consent_van) is that fucking parmesan no its a tortoise
grinderman2: tortoises are too pure and beautiful for this fucked-up world… it’s just a big heart with a big shell that wants to eat a leaf
srsfunny:Baby Hippo And Old Tortoise
sixpenceee: “Watching My Girlfriend’s Tortoise While She’s On Vacation. She Told Me To Keep Him Out Of Trouble” Posted by Consent_van Hahaha shit I’d do
animals-riding-animals: tortoise riding dog
We need a pet tortoise! He can have showers and randomly wonder through our house
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ultracutepets: Just a heard of baby tortoises.
versatilequeen: moriiahh: Harold likes to help me with my homework. And yes that is a diaper we made to make sure he doesn’t pee everywhere when we let him roam the house..don’t judge. TORTOISE IN A DIAPER.
neondiick: kingcheddarxmas: yuchai: Lucy likes strawberries a little bit (p.s. I took her out of her soak right before this, not pee) #tortoise Imagine getting to eat food that is as big as you I love turtles
The only known surviving Roman scutum shield - known from testudo(tortoise) formation. mid-3rd century AD, Dura-Europos
booraloora: catherinewho: I DON’T KNOW WHAT THIS IS BUT THERE’S A FRENCH TURTLE AND I’M DELIGHTED A FRENCH TORTOISE TALKING TO SIMON PEGG THREE OF MY FAVORITE THINGS
officialunitedstates: i-just-dontknow-anymore: officialunitedstates: facts that cannot be disputed: mitochondria is the powerhouse of a cell tortoises live for thousands of years wood floats if you burn it first an apple birthday party how the fuck
gifsboom: Video: Tortoise Tries to Eat Kitten’s Toes
gifsboom: Kitten Terrorizes Baby Tortoise. [video]
wheremyscalesslither: theexoticvet: On my schedule today was a pancake tortoise that was coming in because it wasn’t eating. I got all of my examination equipment ready and went into the exam room to get started. A young man was sitting in a chair
butch-with-a-tortoise-deactivat:feministism:It’s also a form of reproductive abuse. Damaging, hiding, or tampering someone’s contraceptives in order to trick or force them into getting pregnant Or to prevent them from it behind their back is abuse Consent
i-was-once-a-tortoise: teamfreewifi: -as requested by anonymous IT ACTUALLY LOOKS LIKE SHE’S SAYING IT
i-was-once-a–tortoise: everything about this is fucking hilarious. i’m sorry, random pompeii man, but your death was some looney tunes bullshit and the framing of this photograph isn’t helping.
steampunksteampunk: Tortoise House by Phil Jaeger
fleetingcolors: sixpenceee: Tortoise hatchlings eating a hibiscus flower. (Source) I DIDN’T KNOW I NEEDED THIS TILL NOW
everythingfox:“We recently gave our tortoise (the biggest) to a friend. She had a couple others and we thought it would be a better environment for him. She sent this video to us today. The three of them are now the best pals, and always walk around
jaidefinichon:Tortoise Unboxing. [video]
peanutkiller94: Refin 1965 L-Series Fender Jaguar Mocha Burst Finish, L-Series neck plate, Tortoise Shell Pickguard
twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck: why-animals-do-the-thing: bigbootyavocados: crimsoncatacombs: blazepress: Tortoise skeletons are the weirdest skeletons. I never wondered what they looked like before. Wow. I literally just gasped. How neat! Which
local-tortoise: gapgems: You Can Literally Add In Any Music part 8 It fits so well ;o;
chocolatetopping: rokshocka: Lonesome George has passed away. He was the last of his sub-species, the Galapagos Tortoise. Sorry we failed you buddy. Can we please have a moment of silence for Lonesome George and the fact A FRIKEN SUB-SPECIES has become
sixpenceee:Tortoise hatchlings eating a hibiscus flower. (Source)
opticallyaroused: A Quartet of Critically Endangered Egyptian Tortoises
milliondollarnigga: boredpanda: World’s Most Patient Pet Owner Walks His Giant Tortoise Through Streets Of Tokyo Master Roshi himself
alpha-trill: radicalrascality: tastefullyoffensive: A older man has been spotted multiple times taking his pet tortoise for slow walks around the Tsukishima area of Tokyo, Japan. (photos via rocketnews24) He put it in a dress and held its matching
vondell-swain: babyalehphaunt: theeartiststrikesback: vondell-swain: This tortoise, who died in 2006, was born 26 years before America was formed, in 1750.It was born when Thomas Jefferson was seven and died twelve days after James Blunt’s “You’re
turtlesetc: tortoises return to the mother ship
take-me-and-break-me: kari-shma: Endangered Egyptian Tortoises They’re so tiny and adorable. ;o;
howstuffworks: guardian: The life and times of Lonesome George Lonesome George, the last of the Pinta island giant tortoises and a conservation icon, has died of unknown causes. He was believed to be about 100 years old. He was found in 1972 and become
kissthefuture: Clyde the tortoise
avengingsassydestiel: Everything you need to know about how a tortoise gets back up
voidbat: end0skeletal: anonymousdratini: end0skeletal: This has been a baby turtle (and tortoise) post. (Sources: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10) Bonus: I’m mad that OP didn’t call this a Tort Report Now I’m mad I didn’t do that too i wish
tastefullyoffensive:“Come on buddy, just a bit further!”When we first rescued Larry, the tortoise, he could never understand where Cricket went to in the mornings (for his walk) and would always want to go with him. He would always follow him down
#nationaldonutday (at Tortoise Island)
helloitsbees: skyfirerevenge: vividlyme: gif87a-com: Credit: @pelagicventures Uhm what is that it’s huge? Issa sea tortoise, like the ones that can live to around 500 years old. They’re capable of getting quite large from what I gather.
fuckyeahmothernature: theanimalblog: Tortoise, going for the gold at the Wilderness Walk in Hayward, WI Photo by Eve Utyro
World’s Most Patient Pet Owner Walks His Giant Tortoise Through Streets Of Tokyo
earthlynation: Tortoise Beetle by Rundstedt B. Rovillos
discomedusa: Golden tortoise beetle
The last thing Alan Rickman did before he died is voiceover for this video of tortoise eating a strawberry
lizardking90: Golden Tortoise Beetle. In spring and summer, the beetles earn their name when they turn the colour of brilliant liquid gold. But capture one and the gold vanishes and the beetle becomes dirt brown. Here’s why: the colour is produced
deerglyph: archiemcphee: All babies are small compared to their parents, but there is something particularly awesome about the size difference between this proud mama Galápagos Tortoise and her tiny new hatchlings, who emerged from their shells back
fuckyawatches: Women’s Gliz Boyfriend Tortoise Quartz Watch
tastefullyoffensive: A older man has been spotted multiple times taking his pet tortoise for slow walks around the Tsukishima area of Tokyo, Japan. (photos via rocketnews24)
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