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adriofthedead: lemnix: tastefullyoffensive: (photos by consent_van) is that fucking parmesan no its a tortoise
showstudio:Tortoise shell raincoat by MMM.
tastefullyoffensive: Video: Little Tortoise Bullies Cat
twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck: why-animals-do-the-thing: bigbootyavocados: crimsoncatacombs: blazepress: Tortoise skeletons are the weirdest skeletons. I never wondered what they looked like before. Wow. I literally just gasped. How neat! Which
colberrydreams: booraloora: catherinewho: I DON’T KNOW WHAT THIS IS BUT THERE’S A FRENCH TURTLE AND I’M DELIGHTED A FRENCH TORTOISE TALKING TO SIMON PEGG THREE OF MY FAVORITE THINGS
naturemetaltolkien: booraloora: catherinewho: I DON’T KNOW WHAT THIS IS BUT THERE’S A FRENCH TURTLE AND I’M DELIGHTED A FRENCH TORTOISE TALKING TO SIMON PEGG THREE OF MY FAVORITE THINGS Big Train was such a brilliant show
confusedtree: charlotteness: confusedtree: It’d be neat if someone invented waterproof breakfast food so I could eat in the shower Dude. It’s called fruit. What kinda punkass pet tortoise breakfast do you think I’m eating you son of a shit
i-was-once-a-tortoise: teamfreewifi: -as requested by anonymous IT ACTUALLY LOOKS LIKE SHE’S SAYING IT
lokean-nomad: riversoftarmac: onlylolgifs: Military Turtle THIS IS A REALLY FUCKING ACCURATE TORTOISE IMPRESSIONS OKay this is i m p o r t a an t “Am I not turtle-y enough for the Turtle Club? Tuurrrtle, tuurrrrtle!”
booraloora: catherinewho: I DON’T KNOW WHAT THIS IS BUT THERE’S A FRENCH TURTLE AND I’M DELIGHTED A FRENCH TORTOISE TALKING TO SIMON PEGG THREE OF MY FAVORITE THINGS
annaprise: zyenakhsi: anarchist-space-pirate: causiane: subjectzer0s: toobookishtohandle: m–ood: Golden tortoise beetle transforming from gold to red What @gayterenus When your 24 hour premium skin wears off Alright, y'all. Bug
tormented-tortoise: savethewales: i-just-rode-up-on-a-unicorn-and: I did meet a fake geek girl once. We were at school and she started to casually drop in that she liked comics/games/”geek stuff”, at the time I was wearing an iroman shirt. Deeper
kiwipup: anothergomezanon: THIS IS A TURTLE THE SIZE OF A GRAPE.REBLOG IF YOU CARE. but what if it’s a grape the size of a turtle?! Isn’t that a tortoise?
gemituna: booraloora: catherinewho: I DON’T KNOW WHAT THIS IS BUT THERE’S A FRENCH TURTLE AND I’M DELIGHTED A FRENCH TORTOISE TALKING TO SIMON PEGG THREE OF MY FAVORITE THINGS ?????????????/
turtlefeed: Bonus reblog tonight because there’s a new turtle blog on the block. Also, these are some adorable tortoise gifs!
boredology: turtlesetc: tortoises return to the mother ship AHHH
cracked: Behold: humanity’s stupidest smart idea. 5 Weird but Effective Alternate Uses for Sex Products #3. Vibrators Cure Constipated Tortoises Let’s get real for a moment: Pooping is awesome. At least in the sense that not being able to poop is
turtleconservancy: The Turtle Conservancy hatches endangered turtles and tortoises nearly everyday. Donate today at turtleconservancy.org
sixpenceee: Tortoise hatchlings eating a hibiscus flower. (Source)
i-was-once-a–tortoise: everything about this is fucking hilarious. i’m sorry, random pompeii man, but your death was some looney tunes bullshit and the framing of this photograph isn’t helping.
i-was-once-a–tortoise:everything about this is fucking hilarious. i’m sorry, random pompeii man, but your death was some looney tunes bullshit and the framing of this photograph isn’t helping.
joshpeck:everythingfox:Feeding day for baby tortoises(Source)obsessed with being able to see people’s tags in the notes now
batmanisagatewaydrug:creating-a-mess:100 year old Galapagos tortoise with a few weeks old Galapagos baby posing for a new family photo, and its own baby photo from 100 years ago. love that for 100 years people have looked at these beasts and thought
postapocalypticflimflam:artissimo:a kind soul by esben rasmussenSparrow Volume 11: John Watkiss Gamma Terran master Tortoise..
officialunitedstates: i-just-dontknow-anymore: officialunitedstates: facts that cannot be disputed: mitochondria is the powerhouse of a cell tortoises live for thousands of years wood floats if you burn it first an apple birthday party how the fuck
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helloitsbees: skyfirerevenge: vividlyme: gif87a-com: Credit: @pelagicventures Uhm what is that it’s huge? Issa sea tortoise, like the ones that can live to around 500 years old. They’re capable of getting quite large from what I gather.
Here come the most Extra of turtles and tortoises
unclefather: jakemorph:sometimes the side chick is a tortoise sometimes the main chick is an olive with the red thing inside of it Its called a pimento AND IT DIED FOR YOUR SINS!!
captain-snark:gallusrostromegalus:marraphy:esperantoauthor:blog-carmex:rattle-my-stars:myusersnamegoeshere:tiktokmuseum:he was in the fridge!!!ovbiously this person has done so much research and cares about their tortoise so much but…. the mf idea of
zenfem:zenfem:nothing anyone will ever do and nothing anyone has ever done will ever be as important or impactful as a single Galapagos giant tortoise walking this earth roaming eating grass and perhaps smiling about it with an ancient smileconsider this
warlordfelwinter:there’s a tortoise at work and he’s 30 years old and I love that he’s 30 years old because I can look at this animal that is 3 years older than me and go “does the man want his appy slices??” and he hustles
plur-panda: shibe-doge: such tortoise much move very transport SAAAAADIE shufflegirldicey
tastefullyoffensive: A older man has been spotted multiple times taking his pet tortoise for slow walks around the Tsukishima area of Tokyo, Japan. (photos via rocketnews24)
gifsboom: Tortoise hatchlings vs Hibiscus flower. Source: https://youtu.be/0_rTGQ6gJ34 https://youtu.be/Wz6vqpkrjKM
4gifs:Stanley the tortoise figured out the pet door and he’s comin’ in. [video]
stayclassic: March 18, 2014. Blazer: H&M - ๕ (similar)Shirt: J. Crew Factory (similar)Jeans: H&M - อ (similar)Shoes: J75 Marconi - JackThreads Belt: J. Crew Factory - ฦSunglasses: Ray Ban Clubmaster in Tortoise - Watch: Timex
casualsexday: mandasmash: typette: versatilequeen: moriiahh: Harold likes to help me with my homework. And yes that is a diaper we made to make sure he doesn’t pee everywhere when we let him roam the house..don’t judge. TORTOISE IN A DIAPER.
blindcomplikaytions: bando–grand-scamyon: twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck: why-animals-do-the-thing: bigbootyavocados: crimsoncatacombs: blazepress: Tortoise skeletons are the weirdest skeletons. I never wondered what they looked like before. Wow.
srtamarta: fetishweekly: fetishweekly: By popular demand, the Tortoise Shell Body Suit! There are many, many variations of this rig, with just as many original names. This is just one example. Unlike the previous tutorials, this is a bit more complex
typette: versatilequeen: moriiahh: Harold likes to help me with my homework. And yes that is a diaper we made to make sure he doesn’t pee everywhere when we let him roam the house..don’t judge. TORTOISE IN A DIAPER. AHAHAHA LOOK AT IT
earth-song: Baby albino tortoise, creepin’ close.
laurad-hair: opticallyaroused: A Quartet of Critically Endangered Egyptian Tortoises LIVE ON LIL BABIES
opticallyaroused: A Quartet of Critically Endangered Egyptian Tortoises
sixpenceee: A 140-year-old tortoise wearing her 5-day-old son as a hat. This is from a series of photos from 2011 by Attila Balazs.
youngjusticer: Al numero ocho is the 2nd form of Squirtle, which is 3’3" and weighs 49.6 lbs. “Wartortle" is comprised of war (battle), and a compound of tortoise&turtle. Wartortle, by Gill Panda.
milliondollarnigga: boredpanda: World’s Most Patient Pet Owner Walks His Giant Tortoise Through Streets Of Tokyo Master Roshi himself
tastefullyoffensive: Tortoise babies chowing down on a hibiscus flower. [video]
walterjenkel: ©Gerard Urbano photographed by Walter Jenkel 2016 Russian tortoise (Testudo horsfieldii) http://walterjenkel.tumblr.com/
pleatedjeans: tortoise transportation [video]
typette: versatilequeen: moriiahh: Harold likes to help me with my homework. And yes that is a diaper we made to make sure he doesn’t pee everywhere when we let him roam the house..don’t judge. TORTOISE IN A DIAPER.
thefrogman: Tortoise cozies crocheted by Katie Bradley [etsy]
4gifs: Stanley the tortoise figured out the pet door and he’s comin’ in. [video]
![4gifs:Stanley the tortoise figured out the pet door and he’s comin’ in. [video]](https://64.media.tumblr.com/283f079c79da4d19f810f7268ce8598c/tumblr_pe1u5yIQsA1tlb56zo1_250.gif)
![tastefullyoffensive: Tortoise babies chowing down on a hibiscus flower. [video]](https://64.media.tumblr.com/899abfef0733dc0d24f2a928eaf1e5e7/tumblr_odhbkeeUBt1vb46leo1_250.gif)
![pleatedjeans: tortoise transportation [video]](https://64.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5d0rbkPVW1qzcv7no1_250.gif)
![thefrogman: Tortoise cozies crocheted by Katie Bradley [etsy]](https://64.media.tumblr.com/294a26ba618065ffb71dda6a4a1d3c68/tumblr_mm8f74O0Xx1r4u63lo1_250.jpg)