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booraloora: catherinewho: I DON’T KNOW WHAT THIS IS BUT THERE’S A FRENCH TURTLE AND I’M DELIGHTED A FRENCH TORTOISE TALKING TO SIMON PEGG THREE OF MY FAVORITE THINGS
everythingfox:“Wayne and his 200 tortoise, Ozzy”(via)
thisisleniokayhi: typette: versatilequeen: moriiahh: Harold likes to help me with my homework. And yes that is a diaper we made to make sure he doesn’t pee everywhere when we let him roam the house..don’t judge. TORTOISE IN A DIAPER. AHAHAHA
thecarvingwitch: isabeljoanvalentine: OK GUYS LISTEN UP I BARELY EVER ASK Y’ALL FOR ANYTHING BUT JUST THIS ONCE PLEASE COULD YOU WATCH THE HELL OUT OF THIS VIDEO IT’S A CUTE TORTOISE BUT THAT’S NOT ALL EVERY PENNY OF VIEWING REVENUE WILL GO
bunjywunjy: rainbowbarnacle: shoefaced-gemini: trulyvincent: Golden Target Tortoise Beetle LITTLE PEETS @curlicuecal pat pat pat pat pat pat
tastefullyoffensive: “Come on buddy, just a bit further!”When we first rescued Larry, the tortoise, he could never understand where Cricket went to in the mornings (for his walk) and would always want to go with him. He would always follow him down
chelsapp: This is Taco, my Russian Tortoise, dressed up as a taco.(made by www.etsy.com/shop/MossyTortoise) hola hermosura <3
animals-riding-animals: bird riding tortoise
br0kenheartsnevermend: This freaking derp fell asleep trying to climb his log haha!♡ #sulcata #tortoise #tortoisesofinstagram #gamera #whataderp
catsbeaversandducks: 10 Adorable Photos of Turtles Wearing Turtle Sweaters TURTLE SWEATERS, PEOPLE. All by ©Mossy Tortoise
thefrogman: [Lucy the Tortoise]
tastefullyoffensive: A older man has been spotted multiple times taking his pet tortoise for slow walks around the Tsukishima area of Tokyo, Japan. (photos via rocketnews24)
fleetingcolors: sixpenceee: Tortoise hatchlings eating a hibiscus flower. (Source) I DIDN’T KNOW I NEEDED THIS TILL NOW
typette: versatilequeen: moriiahh: Harold likes to help me with my homework. And yes that is a diaper we made to make sure he doesn’t pee everywhere when we let him roam the house..don’t judge. TORTOISE IN A DIAPER. AHAHAHA LOOK AT IT
awwww-cute:Herd of baby tortoises
supersonicelectronic: Eduardo Berliner. Paintings by Eduardo Berliner: Read More
bunnylov3r: yourbadgrrl: Sensei, I want this! umbrislegerehabes: Waiting like this is one of my favorite things, but I’d never admit to it. Breathing while tied in a tortoise shell like that is just enough tension to feel so good…. so good. UV
opticallyaroused: A Quartet of Critically Endangered Egyptian Tortoises
gifsboom: Tortoise helps flip friend over.
cute-overload: New subdivision popped up outside of Tortoise City…http://cute-overload.tumblr.com source: http://imgur.com/r/aww/hpKIo03
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randomfandomteacher: hogwartsconsultingtimelady: blacksheepboybucky: myspacemotherfucker: i-was-once-a–tortoise: fuckassmcgee: 2018 Predictions • Donald Trunp will make up an assassination attempt against him (not stage one, just say it happened)
anarchist-space-pirate: causiane: subjectzer0s: toobookishtohandle: m–ood: Golden tortoise beetle transforming from gold to red What @gayterenus When your 24 hour premium skin wears off
bogleech:*middle aged man looks at a pigeon* “you call that a dog!? That ain’t a dog! That’s a RAT!”*sees tortoise* “Now THERE’S a dog!!!!”
dumbass-bitch-disease: i-was-once-a–tortoise:everything about this is fucking hilarious. i’m sorry, random pompeii man, but your death was some looney tunes bullshit and the framing of this photograph isn’t helping. F
feminismandmedia:impuretale: feminismandmedia:pro-choice-tortoise:Yeah this is important What I think a lot of people don’t realize is that conservatives, plenty of them, are FULLY aware of what non conservatives support and are callous and cynical
warlordfelwinter:there’s a tortoise at work and he’s 30 years old and I love that he’s 30 years old because I can look at this animal that is 3 years older than me and go “does the man want his appy slices??” and he hustles
shyvs:chucky vs. the giant tortoise
almalexias: opticallyaroused: A Quartet of Critically Endangered Egyptian Tortoises i needed this
sdzoo: Even Galapagos tortoises enjoy watermelon in the summer. Watch the full video.
kingcheddarxmas: yuchai: Lucy likes strawberries a little bit (p.s. I took her out of her soak right before this, not pee) #tortoise Imagine getting to eat food that is as big as you
tastefullyoffensive: Video: Little Tortoise Bullies Cat
animals-riding-animals: hedgehog riding tortoise
boredpanda: World’s Most Patient Pet Owner Walks His Giant Tortoise Through Streets Of Tokyo
bigbootyavocados: crimsoncatacombs: blazepress: Tortoise skeletons are the weirdest skeletons. I never wondered what they looked like before. Wow. I literally just gasped. How neat! Which is another reason you shouldn’t pick them up by their
asapscience: Mother and baby Galapagos tortoises! When full grown, they can weigh upwards of 500 lbs. via Discovery News
drzazzles: opticallyaroused: A Quartet of Critically Endangered Egyptian Tortoises OH MY GOD THEYRE SO TINY
llbwwb: (via 500px / Baby Tortoise by Lee Bothma)
offbrandgoku: pokedexxy 7, fav fire type gosh, I am just so pleased about this flaming tortoise. look at it! its just so cool. Definitely one of my favs from the whole pokedexxy, which is fitting because I really love torkoals. Not even sure I can
yuchai: Lucy likes strawberries a little bit (p.s. I took her out of her soak right before this, not pee) #tortoise
shibarifan01: versatilequeen: moriiahh: Harold likes to help me with my homework. And yes that is a diaper we made to make sure he doesn’t pee everywhere when we let him roam the house..don’t judge. TORTOISE IN A DIAPER. ha! love that is name
milliondollarnigga: boredpanda: World’s Most Patient Pet Owner Walks His Giant Tortoise Through Streets Of Tokyo Master Roshi himself
helloitsbees: skyfirerevenge: vividlyme: gif87a-com: Credit: @pelagicventures Uhm what is that it’s huge? Issa sea tortoise, like the ones that can live to around 500 years old. They’re capable of getting quite large from what I gather.
annaprise: zyenakhsi: anarchist-space-pirate: causiane: subjectzer0s: toobookishtohandle: m–ood: Golden tortoise beetle transforming from gold to red What @gayterenus When your 24 hour premium skin wears off Alright, y'all. Bug nerd
infinite-scratch: freefracornerofsillyness: addictia: moth-3: Nice try assholes Not even close babyyyyy badass turtle. Motherfucking tortoise
historical-nonfiction: The largest snake fossil ever found is the Titanoboa. It lived over 60 million years ago and reached over 50 feet (over 15 meters) long. It weighed more than 20 people and ate crocodiles and giant tortoises.
tastefullyoffensive:“Come on buddy, just a bit further!”When we first rescued Larry, the tortoise, he could never understand where Cricket went to in the mornings (for his walk) and would always want to go with him. He would always follow him down
everythingfox:Feeding day for baby tortoises(Source)
ocdturtle: wckd-is-good: riversoftarmac: onlylolgifs: Military Turtle THIS IS A REALLY FUCKING ACCURATE TORTOISE IMPRESSIONS OKay this is i m p o r t a an t i have a turtle and i can guarantee this is accurate i am a turtle and i can guarantee
amal-albuloshia-deactivated2022: Bioshock Infinite Requested By i-was-once-a-tortoise
silvvergears: tasty-black-mold: end0skeletal: This has been a baby turtle (and tortoise) post. (Sources: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10) Bonus: babies!!! @gajeelredfox
slbtumblng: kenron-toqueen: Present for my friend 🤓 ´´f*cking bad made tortoise ♥‘’ < |D’‘‘‘‘
travistouchdown-deactivated2020: “Haven’t you ever heard of the tortoise and the cheerleader?” “That’s a hare, not a cheer! And the hare lost!”
lmao…. Id cry tears of joy if I saw this in real life.
srsfunny: The most badass tortoise…http://srsfunny.tumblr.com/ lmao…. Nice.
lmao…. This is ridiculous. I love it.
lol…. What the fuck is happening here…
![thefrogman: [Lucy the Tortoise]](https://64.media.tumblr.com/59a9c380a73da57294f1fbdbf53cce8a/tumblr_nkdlxhhZ6b1rxp34uo1_250.gif)
