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awkwardsituationist: a three ounce baby galápagos tortoise and its 564 pound mother. it will take thirty years for the baby to grow as big as the mother. galápagos tortoises are the longest lived of all vertebrates, with average lifespans of more than

yoheezy: frantzfandom: awisemanoncesaidnothing: Usain Bolt posing with his winning tortoise at a tortoise race are you telling me the fastest man in the world spends his free time racing slow ass animals are you telling me the fastest man in the

rattle-my-stars:myusersnamegoeshere::he was in the fridge!!!ovbiously this person has done so much research and cares about their tortoise so much but…. the mf idea of having a live tortoise in a TUPPERWARE?! IN MY FRIDGE?? WITH ME FOOD? ahahahaha

jaubaius: Tortoise shells have nerve endings and are sensitive to the slightest touch. This tortoise at Badger Run Wildlife Rehab loves to feel her shell scratched, so a kind volunteer made her a scratching device. Credit: Badger Run Wild Rehab /

libutron:Imperial Tortoise Beetle - Stolas imperialisWith only 6-12 mm in length, the Imperial Tortoise Beetle, Stolas imperialis (Coleoptera - Chrysomelidae), is truly astonishing by the intense blue color of its body and its elytral punctuation. This

coolthingoftheday: kamenrideraqua: coolthingoftheday: Johnathan the tortoise in 1900, and the same tortoise again in 2015. he looks great, what’s his secret Dermatologists HATE him

i saw a millennial ignore a friendly tortoise who need help crossing the street. when i confronted him, he said “who needs turtles when you have iphone apps.” reblog if you would help the friendly tortoise

coolthingoftheday: kamenrideraqua: coolthingoftheday: Johnathan the tortoise in 1900, and the same tortoise again in 2015. he looks great, what’s his secret Dermatologists HATE him

ahsadler: kamenrideraqua: coolthingoftheday: Johnathan the tortoise in 1900, and the same tortoise again in 2015. he looks great, what’s his secret Dermatologists HATE him

coolthingoftheday: kamenrideraqua: coolthingoftheday: Johnathan the tortoise in 1900, and the same tortoise again in 2015. he looks great, what’s his secret Dermatologists HATE him

theperpetuummobile: catherinewho: I DON’T KNOW WHAT THIS IS BUT THERE’S A FRENCH TURTLE AND I’M DELIGHTED THAT’S A FUCKING TORTOISE. A FRENCH FUCKING TORTOISE.

frantzfandom: awisemanoncesaidnothing: Usain Bolt posing with his winning tortoise at a tortoise race are you telling me the fastest man in the world spends his free time racing slow ass animals

antigravitycats: tortoise pal 🐢💕 #college #animalcare #tortoise #pal #cutie #lovelife

turtleconservancy: A young Parrot-beaked Tortoise (Homopus areolatus) we encountered at a breeding facility in South Africa while working on conservation programs for the Critically Endangered Geometric Tortoise.

yoheezy: frantzfandom: awisemanoncesaidnothing: Usain Bolt posing with his winning tortoise at a tortoise race are you telling me the fastest man in the world spends his free time racing slow ass animals are you telling me the fastest man in the

yoheezy: frantzfandom: awisemanoncesaidnothing: Usain Bolt posing with his winning tortoise at a tortoise race are you telling me the fastest man in the world spends his free time racing slow ass animals are you telling me the fastest man in the

dalenthas:the-bogside-man:crabs-and-bullfrogs:marinella-ela:Become ungovernableI love how the whole community is in the know on this tortoise’s bullshit lmaoIt’s a beautiful day in the neighborhood and you are a horrible tortoise.

automatonic-absinthe: vastderp: thegestianpoet: rhamphotheca: Galapagos Giant Tortoise Has Baby at 70! Becoming a mother at 70-years-old doesn’t present a problem - for a Galapagos giant tortoise. Nigrita produced her baby a few weeks ago at Zurich

yoheezy: frantzfandom: awisemanoncesaidnothing: Usain Bolt posing with his winning tortoise at a tortoise race are you telling me the fastest man in the world spends his free time racing slow ass animals are you telling me the fastest man in the

everythingfox:It’s a tortoise ON A TORTOISE

ottermatopoeia: ghostofwhat:jaubaius: This tortoise loves shower time! The Radiated Tortoise is known for this “dancing” behavior during periods of heavy rain in its native range (dry areas of southern Madagascar). Keep reading

The Pinta Island tortoise (Chelonoidis nigra abingdoni) is an extinct subspecies of Galápagos tortoise native to Ecuador’s Pinta Island.[1] The last known individual of the subspecies was a male named Lonesome George (Spanish: Solitario

frantzfandom: awisemanoncesaidnothing: Usain Bolt posing with his winning tortoise at a tortoise race are you telling me the fastest man in the world spends his free time racing slow ass animals

yoheezy: awisemanoncesaidnothing: Usain Bolt posing with his winning tortoise at a tortoise race are you telling me the fastest man in the world has the fastest slowest animal

thegreenwolf: currentsinbiology: Baby Tortoises Show Up In The Galapagos For The First Time In Over A Century There hadn’t been one single baby tortoise sighting in more than a century on the Galapagos Island of Pinzon, until a small group of the

ultrafacts:After considerable explorations in South America, the Beagle reached the Galapagos Islands in September 1835. Darwin was fascinated by such oddities as volcanic rocks and giant tortoises. He later wrote about approaching tortoises, which would

yoheezy: frantzfandom: awisemanoncesaidnothing: Usain Bolt posing with his winning tortoise at a tortoise race are you telling me the fastest man in the world spends his free time racing slow ass animals are you telling me the fastest man in the

i saw a millennial ignore a friendly tortoise who need help crossing the street. when i confronted him, he said “who needs turtles when you have iphone apps.” reblog if you would help the friendly tortoise

yoheezy: frantzfandom: awisemanoncesaidnothing: Usain Bolt posing with his winning tortoise at a tortoise race are you telling me the fastest man in the world spends his free time racing slow ass animals are you telling me the fastest man in the

yoheezy: frantzfandom: awisemanoncesaidnothing: Usain Bolt posing with his winning tortoise at a tortoise race are you telling me the fastest man in the world spends his free time racing slow ass animals are you telling me the fastest man in the

ahsadler: kamenrideraqua: coolthingoftheday: Johnathan the tortoise in 1900, and the same tortoise again in 2015. he looks great, what’s his secret Dermatologists HATE him

i saw a millennial ignore a friendly tortoise who need help crossing the street. when i confronted him, he said “who needs turtles when you have iphone apps.” reblog if you would help the friendly tortoise

coolthingoftheday: kamenrideraqua: coolthingoftheday: Johnathan the tortoise in 1900, and the same tortoise again in 2015. he looks great, what’s his secret Dermatologists HATE him

yoheezy: awisemanoncesaidnothing: Usain Bolt posing with his winning tortoise at a tortoise race are you telling me the fastest man in the world has the fastest slowest animal

yoheezy: frantzfandom: awisemanoncesaidnothing: Usain Bolt posing with his winning tortoise at a tortoise race are you telling me the fastest man in the world spends his free time racing slow ass animals are you telling me the fastest man in the

yoheezy: frantzfandom: awisemanoncesaidnothing: Usain Bolt posing with his winning tortoise at a tortoise race are you telling me the fastest man in the world spends his free time racing slow ass animals are you telling me the fastest man in the

noblegentlemen: Tortoise on Tortoise - hype Beee sting! @zanerobeaus #incase (Taken with instagram)

turtlefeed: adulthoodisokay: This tortoise is a potato. Or maybe this potato is a tortoise. Either way, LOOK AT IT. POTATO POTATO POTATO ETA: Pretty sure Tort-Time is responsible for this.

yoheezy: frantzfandom: awisemanoncesaidnothing: Usain Bolt posing with his winning tortoise at a tortoise race are you telling me the fastest man in the world spends his free time racing slow ass animals are you telling me the fastest man in the

yoheezy: frantzfandom: awisemanoncesaidnothing: Usain Bolt posing with his winning tortoise at a tortoise race are you telling me the fastest man in the world spends his free time racing slow ass animals are you telling me the fastest man in the

coolthingoftheday: kamenrideraqua: coolthingoftheday: Johnathan the tortoise in 1900, and the same tortoise again in 2015. he looks great, what’s his secret Dermatologists HATE him

awisemanoncesaidnothing: Usain Bolt posing with his winning tortoise at a tortoise race

currentsinbiology: Baby Tortoises Show Up In The Galapagos For The First Time In Over A Century There hadn’t been one single baby tortoise sighting in more than a century on the Galapagos Island of Pinzon, until a small group of the tiny, shelled

everythingfox:It’s a tortoise ON A TORTOISE

frantzfandom: awisemanoncesaidnothing: Usain Bolt posing with his winning tortoise at a tortoise race are you telling me the fastest man in the world spends his free time racing slow ass animals

animals-riding-animals: goat riding tortoise (before choosing another tortoise steed)

coolthingoftheday: kamenrideraqua: coolthingoftheday: Johnathan the tortoise in 1900, and the same tortoise again in 2015. he looks great, what’s his secret Dermatologists HATE him

: Star tortoises in east Bengal, eastern India. In one of the largest rescues of the endangered reptiles, Indian border troops seized 952 star tortoises being smuggled across to Bangladesh Photograph: Barcroft India

ottermatopoeia:ghostofwhat:jaubaius: This tortoise loves shower time! The Radiated Tortoise is known for this “dancing” behavior during periods of heavy rain in its native range (dry areas of southern Madagascar). Keep reading

jaubaius: Tortoise shells have nerve endings and are sensitive to the slightest touch. This tortoise at Badger Run Wildlife Rehab loves to feel her shell scratched, so a kind volunteer made her a scratching device. Credit: Badger Run Wild Rehab /

coolthingoftheday: kamenrideraqua: coolthingoftheday: Johnathan the tortoise in 1900, and the same tortoise again in 2015. he looks great, what’s his secret Dermatologists HATE him

awkwardsituationist: a three ounce baby galápagos tortoise and its 564 pound mother. it will take thirty years for the baby to grow as big as the mother. galápagos tortoises are the longest lived of all vertebrates, with average lifespans of more than

i saw a millennial ignore a friendly tortoise who need help crossing the street. when i confronted him, he said “who needs turtles when you have iphone apps.” reblog if you would help the friendly tortoise

coolthingoftheday: kamenrideraqua: coolthingoftheday: Johnathan the tortoise in 1900, and the same tortoise again in 2015. he looks great, what’s his secret Dermatologists HATE him

yoheezy: frantzfandom: awisemanoncesaidnothing: Usain Bolt posing with his winning tortoise at a tortoise race are you telling me the fastest man in the world spends his free time racing slow ass animals are you telling me the fastest man in the

coolthingoftheday: kamenrideraqua: coolthingoftheday: Johnathan the tortoise in 1900, and the same tortoise again in 2015. he looks great, what’s his secret Dermatologists HATE him

mymodernmet: When a vet, Dr. Carsten Plischke, discovered that Blade the tortoise was unable to walk due to a growth disorder, he used his son’s LEGO bricks to build a mini “wheelchair” to help the little tortoise roll around while his limbs

yoheezy: frantzfandom: awisemanoncesaidnothing: Usain Bolt posing with his winning tortoise at a tortoise race are you telling me the fastest man in the world spends his free time racing slow ass animals are you telling me the fastest man in the

libertineangel:everythingstarstuff:Tortoise shaped house in Gobi desert, MongoliaWhat if we kissed 😳…at the Mongolian tortoise house 😳

thegreenwolf: currentsinbiology: Baby Tortoises Show Up In The Galapagos For The First Time In Over A Century There hadn’t been one single baby tortoise sighting in more than a century on the Galapagos Island of Pinzon, until a small group of the

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