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srsfunny: Tortoise Skeletonhttp://srsfunny.tumblr.com/
sixpenceee: The velociraptor screech from Jurassic Park was actually a recording of tortoises mating. (Source)
So important.
sizvideos: Tortoise drawn cart at renaissance fair
bleacherreport: 49ers QB Colin Kaepernick and his 115-pound pet tortoise named Sammy.
yuchai: Lucy likes strawberries a little bit (p.s. I took her out of her soak right before this, not pee) #tortoise
blazepress: 140-year-old tortoise wearing her 5-day-old son as a hat.
amnhnyc: Happy World Turtle Day! We’re shellebrating our fine reptilian friends with some turtle fun-facts. Did you know: There are approximately 290 species of turtles and tortoises that inhabit oceans, fresh waters, and land environments. Turtles
Here come the most Extra of turtles and tortoises
animals-riding-animals: bird riding tortoise
twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck: why-animals-do-the-thing: bigbootyavocados: crimsoncatacombs: blazepress: Tortoise skeletons are the weirdest skeletons. I never wondered what they looked like before. Wow. I literally just gasped. How neat! Which
mynaughtylittletime:got a little bored with Daddy gone so I did this Tortoise Shell on myself and liked it a lot
hankpeters: jocchiato replied to your post: i am actually honestly very really upset that i… wait there are gators, chameleons, lizards, kappas, and a tortoise WHAT ANIMAL CROSSING GAMES HAS CHAMELEONS AND LIZARDS???? AS NEIGHBORS??? none only
madame-fluttershy: ‘The Tortoise and the Hare’ by ~AxemGR x3!
rainbowfeatherreplies:“Hey everypony! This is Tank, and he’s my favorite tortoise in the whole world!”(art by BreezePleeze) ^w^! Eeeecute~!
alasou:The hare and the tortoise Guess who will win? drawn for patreon the 05-12-2015x3! Ahhh I love it~! <3
brainnsss-nom: thedailywhat: Yo Dawg, Etc. of the Day: Tortoises all the way down. [reddit.] -Yo Dawg. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHYESSSS.
THAT’S A TORTOISE.
thedailywhat: Adorable Animal Being Adorable of the Day: ZSL Whipsnade Zoo’s biggest attraction is also its smallest — Tiny Tim the Egyptian tortoise, seen here nomming on a grape (he’s on the right). [bwe.] <3!
ohfaerie: TURTLE! (TORTOISE?) http://youtu.be/LRWAFQqQY9Y :)
hatterandahare: fuckyeahcuteanimalss: (via Cute Overload :D) i live with a tortoise now, and when she eats i get excited :D
allcreatures: Two Aldabra giant tortoises fight for a carrot during feeding time at the Singapore Zoo Picture: REUTERS/David Loh (via Pictures of the day: 7 September 2011 - Telegraph) TRUE LOVE.
alxesi: jiggawhat: ASDKLGFJASDLFM AW omgg Awww :)
I’m cheering for the 49ers, because their quarterback has a pet tortoise.
skatewytch: TURTLEWARMER
tastefullyoffensive: Cutest date ever.
thernodernage: Show thIS TO ANYONE WHO IS HAVInG A BAD DAY THIS IS A TOTAL GAM E CHANGER
sdzoo:🎃 🐢 Watch the full video on YouTube
everythingfox:“Tortoise opening the new science lab at the University of Lincoln”(via)
shadyufo: shadyufo: Guess what I’m hauling in my wagon? A Friend!
disgruntled-tortoise: If you deny the Holocaust, please know that you are a truly awful person.
tastefullyoffensive: “Come on buddy, just a bit further!”When we first rescued Larry, the tortoise, he could never understand where Cricket went to in the mornings (for his walk) and would always want to go with him. He would always follow him down
srsfunny: Baby Hippo And Old Tortoise
tormented-tortoise: savethewales: i-just-rode-up-on-a-unicorn-and: I did meet a fake geek girl once. We were at school and she started to casually drop in that she liked comics/games/”geek stuff”, at the time I was wearing an iroman shirt. Deeper
animals-riding-animals: meerkat riding tortoise
gifsboom: Kitten Terrorizes Baby Tortoise. [video]
savagecannibal: Clyde is a Horsfield’s tortoise and needs to hibernate in the winter. Given the erratic nature of New York’s recent winters, he needs a more controlled environment for his winter nap. The refrigerator is ideal, maintaining a constant
katasstrophee:make me choose: ↳ @quintessentiallyscorpion asked - clyde the tortoise or ferret bueller
natural–blues: twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck: why-animals-do-the-thing: bigbootyavocados: crimsoncatacombs: blazepress: Tortoise skeletons are the weirdest skeletons. I never wondered what they looked like before. Wow. I literally just gasped.
tasty-black-mold: end0skeletal: This has been a baby turtle (and tortoise) post. (Sources: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10) Bonus: babies!!!
disgustinganimals: helloitsbees: skyfirerevenge: vividlyme: gif87a-com: Credit: @pelagicventures Uhm what is that it’s huge? Issa sea tortoise, like the ones that can live to around 500 years old. They’re capable of getting quite large from
helloitsbees: skyfirerevenge: vividlyme: gif87a-com: Credit: @pelagicventures Uhm what is that it’s huge? Issa sea tortoise, like the ones that can live to around 500 years old. They’re capable of getting quite large from what I gather.
boredpanda: World’s Most Patient Pet Owner Walks His Giant Tortoise Through Streets Of Tokyo
spocks-evil-godmother: morland holmes, gravely: do you have an estate plan for your tortoise? sherlock holmes, gravelier: of course i do father i’m a responsible parent, unlike you
lizzieraindrops: I’m really enjoying everyone’s comments as they convert to liking Elementary on the catch-up marathon, especially the pleasantly surprised BBC fans. Come to the dark side. We have bees. Collect your tortoise when you pass GO. Make
halorvic: “I hereby forgo my right to tell my non-existent friends that I am pet-sitting a sociopathic tortoise”
creating-a-mess:100 year old Galapagos tortoise with a few weeks old Galapagos baby posing for a new family photo, and its own baby photo from 100 years ago.
the-bogside-man:crabs-and-bullfrogs:marinella-ela:Become ungovernableI love how the whole community is in the know on this tortoise’s bullshit lmao
pro-choice-tortoise:degenerate-perturbation:argumate: choosing breeds of Christianity like do you prefer austere and minimalist antisemitism and homophobia or ornate and baroque antisemitism and homophobia, or perhaps Russian antisemitism and homophobia?
socio-musicologist: I have no prior knowledge to what this gif is from, therefore I must assume that Lucy Liu and the tortoise are in a long term relationship, and that he’s thoughtfully made her breakfast in bed as a anniversary surprise. Little does
“I’m still not fucking your tortoise.”
life's a bitch. and so am I
booraloora: catherinewho: I DON’T KNOW WHAT THIS IS BUT THERE’S A FRENCH TURTLE AND I’M DELIGHTED A FRENCH TORTOISE TALKING TO SIMON PEGG THREE OF MY FAVORITE THINGS
opticallyaroused: A Quartet of Critically Endangered Egyptian Tortoises
kingcheddarxmas: yuchai: Lucy likes strawberries a little bit (p.s. I took her out of her soak right before this, not pee) #tortoise Imagine getting to eat food that is as big as you
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aonik: The way tortoises sleep is sooo cute
![brainnsss-nom: thedailywhat: Yo Dawg, Etc. of the Day: Tortoises all the way down. [reddit.] -Yo Dawg. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHYESSSS.](https://64.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l68eawCtAP1qzpwi0o1_250.jpg)
![thedailywhat: Adorable Animal Being Adorable of the Day: ZSL Whipsnade Zoo’s biggest attraction is also its smallest — Tiny Tim the Egyptian tortoise, seen here nomming on a grape (he’s on the right). [bwe.] <3!](https://64.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljjy0xRDmi1qzpwi0o1_250.jpg)
![gifsboom: Kitten Terrorizes Baby Tortoise. [video]](https://64.media.tumblr.com/776ae92e27ee2af7de9012e72d3ef112/tumblr_o14sv25B2C1s02vreo1_250.gif)
