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hermionefeelinalive: robotsandfrippary: Your child pours all the toothpaste into the sink. Your kid cuts their own hair. Your baby gets into your lipstick and decides to put it on the dog. Your child cries because their crush doesn’t like them.
raisehelia: nonespark: strikercorbie: g8dtier: avodaco: me when i get my student loan this is the money cat. reblog in 30 seconds and you will find yourself with more wealth #this is the only money cat i will reblog because it’s actually doing
s0ft-shock: I’m not done w my braids n I got hella toothpaste on my shirt but happy blackout yall
birf: fadingnebula: birf: birf: *brushes teeth* *spits out toothpaste* *sees blood in the sink* *looks up into mirror* “what am I?” *dentist punches down door* “it’s becAUSE YOU DON’T fuckIN F L O S S” it’s actually much more likely
johnboyegaismyhusband: nesija: that foundation can get the succ tho Ya Man is out of town and this toothpaste staying the night. Wyd?
birf: fadingnebula: birf: birf: *brushes teeth* *spits out toothpaste* *sees blood in the sink* *looks up into mirror* “what am I?” *dentist punches down door* “it’s becAUSE YOU DON’T fckIN F L O S S” it’s actually much more likely
dynastylnoire: toothpastecomics: Flip flops et al. From Toothpaste For Dinner. New York nigga: Stomp stomps
pollylabruja: kontrollsysteme: nesija: rockoutwithmecockout: I HATE THIS KFSSNJDDJFVHSD this made me homophobic at first I thought that was a thing of toothpaste… then i realized………..
meladoodle: 9/10 Dentists Recommend Colgate Toothpaste! we have the other one tied up in the basement until he admits that sensodyne is shit
alexbbypls: I choked on my toothpaste
obscurebourgeoisie: don’t buy colgate whitening toothpaste it says guaranteed whiteness in 14 days 15 days have come and gone and i am still asian
1. Beer Stacker 2. Organize Your Cables 3. iPod Dock 4. Emergency Cuff Links 5. Keeping Toothpaste Squeezed e
robotsandfrippary: Your child pours all the toothpaste into the sink. Your kid cuts their own hair. Your baby gets into your lipstick and decides to put it on the dog. Your child cries because their crush doesn’t like them. That’s kids will
squartmart: white people: this toothpaste is spicy
gastrogirl: homemade oreo cookies. Oreo cookies are pretty much my nemesis. They are perfectly crunchy and that cream filling? Why don’t they sell buckets of that? I would buy it. I would bathe in it. I would use it as toothpaste. Then I would smear
birf:birf:*brushes teeth* *spits out toothpaste* *sees blood in the sink* *looks up into mirror* “what am I?” *dentist punches down door* “it’s becAUSE YOU DON’T fuckIN F L O S S”
birf:fadingnebula: birf:birf:*brushes teeth* *spits out toothpaste* *sees blood in the sink* *looks up into mirror* “what am I?” *dentist punches down door* “it’s becAUSE YOU DON’T fuckIN F L O S S” it’s actually much more likely because
mrswiskeyhands: team-hiddleston: toothpast: asgardian rave We’re up all night to get Loki! I’m screaming
littleblackfoxx: Awkward hand as usual and there a toothpaste splatter on the mirror where my eye is 👿 w h a t e v e r 🔮
generalelectric: Employees at GE Healthcare celebrated the International Day of Radiology by looking inside everyday objects. In the GIFs above, the inside of a tube of toothpaste and a grapefruit are revealed using a CT scanner. Get more inside views
framesequence: Is that just toothpaste?
spiteking: When you choke on toothpaste so your buddy helps you out (:
queenn-i-c: rudegyalchina: charmancler: K….. #TOOTHPASTE #FAIL The self drag is real
modernheroine: drankinwatahmelin: kaorijoy: drankinwatahmelin: Just used toothpaste to clean my jewelry, IDK if that shit should be in ya mouths. I just used water to clean my patio furniture… y'all drink that if you want tho. Just learned the
neithered: white people: this toothpaste is spicy
anotherbruisedbody: endofamelody: you-are-my—-wonderwall: thetiggeress: toothpast: 2-shane-s: Waffle falling over the fact that this has over 50k notes makes me wonder about the state of our sanity WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD?!!?!!??!!?
installator: “Claes Oldenburg with giant toothpaste tube, London, 1966 (photo Hans Hammarskiöld)” (retronaut.com)
samandriel: supmarc0: supmarc0: peachesandpencils: this did not just happen OMG WHAT I just had to reblog this again nobody ever cares about what toothpaste I use
wearevanity: Toothpaste // By AdamC3046 // WeAreVanity
thechamberofsecrets: white lips, pale face, choking on my toothpaste
officialunitedstates: you’re brushing your teeth when suddenly your mint toothpaste tastes like eggs. do youa) power through and continue brushingb) wash your mouth outc) go to your fridge and get out the eggs and bite one to see if it tastes
anal-kingdom: flaffy: the time lauren and I filled oreos with toothpaste and gave them to everyone at school yoU mOTHERFIUVERKERS
saintzitao: things u need to stop putting on your facelemonscitrus in general coconut oil vaselinebaby oil on your eyes sugar baking soda toothpaste essential oils without diluting it with a carrier oil white vinegar st ives apricot scrubs aluminum
blackmagicalgirlmisandry: la-diablareina: saintzitao: things u need to stop putting on your facelemonscitrus in general coconut oil vaselinebaby oil on your eyes sugar baking soda toothpaste essential oils without diluting it with a carrier
lovelygoodtimes:I kind of feel like putting toothpaste on my clit before playing with myself tonight.. I haven’t felt that burn in too long
chasehambonehammond: Buddy Holly’s Overnight Bag Found at Clear Lake crash site by Buddy’s brother Larry Holley. Roll of adhesive tape Toothbrush Half-used tube of Colgate toothpaste Hairbrush Comb Jar of Dusharme lanolin hair sheen Remington
breakfastburritoe: you know when you get new toothpaste and youre like “aww yeah this mouth gon be hella fresh”
manuponman: sassywet: Wait.. Did he use a empty tub of toothpaste to compare his erect dick to?? 😪😂😂😂 Lil dick… He’s sexy tho.
tyleroakley: flaffy: the time lauren and I filled oreos with toothpaste and gave them to everyone at school Evil walks among us.
owarwoody: toothpast: mamalalonde: LOOK AT MY PRINCESS SNAPCHATS what do you mean snapchats these belong in an art gallery That’s it. I know what I’m going to do for snapchats now.
whitegirlsaintshit: modelingschool: when you end up sleeping over at a guys house and you suck his dick. but, you didn’t bring a tooth brush. ✿◕︵◕✿ put some toothpaste on his dick and suck it in the morning. #repurposing
hermione-writes-fanfiction: rum8l3r04r: hermione-writes-fanfiction: can toothpaste go bad There is no good and bad, there is only power and those too weak to seek it. i dont think that that answers my question but thank u
brokendildo: satanic-toothpaste: “Subtle Sun” bath bomb can this be the new meme
maliara: Basic toothpaste
nevesnevele: toothpaste
imaginacionatrapada: i-said-god-damn: Genius. I’m going to do the toothpaste one!
my-4-girls: hardoneuser72: Da möchte man doch Zahnbürste sein ;-) I knew there was a reason my toothpaste tasted better when my granddaughters visit. Mmmm lekker
vegetans: zackisontumblr: guy: psstt! look at me while you suck. i wanna see those eyesgirl: *looks up*guy: I spit my toothpaste
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manlethotline:being an adult and buying your own shit is so weird i don’t understand why anything is proced the way it is. why did my tattoo cost 8 toothpastes? why does a pair of socks cost a sandwich but a fancy dinner costs a whole jacket?
Do you ever want to scream when you wake up having to turn your alarm off that’ll ring again tomorrow, on the phone you have to charge again at night time, then brushing your teeth using a brush you’ll have to replace in three months, use toothpaste
timeforlightss: parkercx: hermionefeelinalive: robotsandfrippary: Your child pours all the toothpaste into the sink. Your kid cuts their own hair. Your baby gets into your lipstick and decides to put it on the dog. Your child cries because their
thedarthmario: and friend and I call her “Aquafrench” because her hair reminds us of that toothpaste.Source:https://twitter.com/asaka142/status/961800182542123008
Top 100 Romione movie scenes ϟ 52 Ron:”Got a bit of toothpaste.”
