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fallontonight: We had a lot of fun when science expert Kevin Delaney taught Jimmy how to make “elephant toothpaste“ !
buttgrabnchamp: Asshole Grip! ..Just like Extracting Toothpaste from it’s Tube.
hungandhungry: USA - hot cut boner compared to toothpaste
mommysaysimbeautiful: notyourassbuttidjitjerkbitch: toothpast: 2-shane-s: Waffle falling over the fact that this has over 50k notes makes me wonder about the state of our sanity i actually laughed i laughed too what is wrong with me
otgrind-blog: Girl Of The Day - Tuesday, January 25, 2011 Isabela Soncini Here is Brazilian model Isabela Soncini showing off her bodacious curves. If you are anything like me, we are thinking the same thing right now. How do they get the toothpaste
inkskinned: no matter how many people love you, no matter who you are: at some point you will be alone. it is a nasty word at first, sits in your mouth ugly, says that you are lonely. but alone is an acquired taste. alone tastes of the toothpaste you
dustystoyota: All natural toothpaste
neithered: white people: this toothpaste is spicy
tyleroakley: flaffy: the time lauren and I filled oreos with toothpaste and gave them to everyone at school Evil walks among us. R U SATAN???
dizzzymi: The lemon and the toothpaste’s implications had me laughing hysterically.
obscurebourgeoisie: obscurebourgeoisie: don’t buy colgate whitening toothpaste it says guaranteed whiteness in 14 days 15 days have come and gone and i am still asian this is probably the funniest thing i’ve ever said in my life, which is honestly
meladoodle: 9/10 Dentists Recommend Colgate Toothpaste! we have the other one tied up in the basement until he admits that sensodyne is shit
birf:fadingnebula: birf:birf:*brushes teeth* *spits out toothpaste* *sees blood in the sink* *looks up into mirror* “what am I?” *dentist punches down door* “it’s becAUSE YOU DON’T fuckIN F L O S S” it’s actually much more likely because
nevver: Toothpaste for dinner
obscurebourgeoisie: don’t buy colgate whitening toothpaste it says guaranteed whiteness in 14 days 15 days have come and gone and i am still asian
hideyholepam: jumpingjacktrash: beatybe: I don’t think I have ever seen a dog show straight up unabashed disgust to anything. is that mint? toothpaste makes pets angry it’s pretty funny hIS LITTLE GRIMACE
therealmrskelley: Tbh, I have no patience for men who are horrified by periods and refuse to even go with their girl down the tampon aisle. Like? Not only does your meat stick squirt out mucus-y baby filled toothpaste when you get too excited, but
tastefullyoffensive: (comic by Toothpaste For Dinner)
parkercx: hermionefeelinalive: robotsandfrippary: Your child pours all the toothpaste into the sink. Your kid cuts their own hair. Your baby gets into your lipstick and decides to put it on the dog. Your child cries because their crush doesn’t
timeforlightss: parkercx: hermionefeelinalive: robotsandfrippary: Your child pours all the toothpaste into the sink. Your kid cuts their own hair. Your baby gets into your lipstick and decides to put it on the dog. Your child cries because their
i-love-aesthetics: Love Aesthetics Popping Pills, more about these toothpaste tablets here
facetowelsandlotion: Asshole Grip! ..Just like Extracting Toothpaste from it’s Tube.
sushinfood: merelynonsense: this quickly turned into the video equivalent of wtnv I went from “this is a frustrating waste of toothpaste” to silently staring, wide-eyed and slightly frightened.
4arry: brokendildo: satanic-toothpaste: “Subtle Sun” bath bomb can this be the new meme you are all disgusting and i hate this
tyleroakley: flaffy: the time lauren and I filled oreos with toothpaste and gave them to everyone at school Evil walks among us.
heliolisk: im so jealous of people who have faces that smell like cherries or peaches or some nice shit like wtf my face smells like acne cream and leftover toothpaste get out
chazberry: softconnor: mangohue: @ all of u that hate mint ice cream: what happened if you think i’m gonna eat frozen toothpaste you are Mistaken this forces me to believe that you’ve either never had mint ice cream or have never brushed your
REBELION! TEAR DOWN THE WALLS OF SOCIETY! LEAVE THE CAPS OFF OF TOOTHPASTE AND WEAR OUTSIDE SHOES INDOORS!
toothpastecomics: Let there be plants. From Toothpaste For Dinner.
officialunitedstates: you’re brushing your teeth when suddenly your mint toothpaste tastes like eggs. do youa) power through and continue brushingb) wash your mouth outc) go to your fridge and get out the eggs and bite one to see if it tastes
squartmart: white people: this toothpaste is spicy
wearevanity:Toothpaste // By AdamC3046 // WeAreVanity
“We’re on vacation don’t brush your teeth until we get back home.” -literally my mother after she realized she left the toothpaste in a bag in the car
lelittlemiss: Little DIY to my TOMS. Ps: Toothpaste bleaches, don’t drop it on your shoes. Haha.
thechamberofsecrets: white lips, pale face, choking on my toothpaste
milf-wife-mature-hairy: It was crazy..I was taking a shower and my son walked in to get some toothpaste …I saw his cock rising in his boxers…and I guess the look on my face said it all.. The next minute I was feeling his hot cum gushing deep in me
freshly mown grass and spearmint toothpaste
Fuck I still need to buy more goddamn toothpaste
powertothebaskets: jxsontxdds: bob-belcher: thechanelmuse: She went on a rant for two days. Delta got her ass together in two tweets. Bonus: DAAMMMNNNNN Reblogging for chris evans’ bonus toothpaste bit
best-shower-thoughts: If a dentist makes money off people with bad teeth. Then why would I buy toothpaste that 4 out of 5 dentist recommend? / cr
madchangeling: torn-by-dreams: babblingbug: callitafap: This is from an Australian condom ad that was banned and it’s kind of great. Come again! OH MY GOD OH HEY THE TOOTHPASTE IS ON SALE
swingdc: Because Semen is Sexyby VirginMonobloggerThe smallest things get me excited. I’m taking a trip to Wal-Mart today. Not for a new television or a laptop or an mp3 player or anything. But, for your average “toothpaste-bodywash-deodorant-floss”
