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studiolerche: robotbrock: studiolerche: when ya brushin ya teeth but the toothpaste dribbles out the sides YOU KNOW DAMN WELL THATS NOT WHAT THAT IS. shut up
creditcardbabie: Toothpaste for Dinner, dropping truth bombs about diet culture.
drdavidbrinner: how do you know youre asexual if you havent had sex??? how do you know you arent sexually attracted to toothpaste if youve never slathered your genitalia with it and shoved the tube up your anus???? how do you know?????
powerdrain: sushinfood: I went from “this is a frustrating waste of toothpaste” to silently staring, wide-eyed and slightly frightened.
death-by-toothpaste: kat-rampant: I’ve never seen d cleavage before this is revolutionary I am stunned by the brilliance of this costume design It’s to help with crime fighting. All that extra fabric on the crotch would just get in the way!
toothpastecomics: Life hacks bourbon. From Toothpaste For Dinner.
optimisticduelist:i fuckinG love sailor moon villains its a fucking toothpaste tube
birf:fadingnebula: birf:birf:*brushes teeth* *spits out toothpaste* *sees blood in the sink* *looks up into mirror* “what am I?” *dentist punches down door* “it’s becAUSE YOU DON’T fuckIN F L O S S” it’s actually much more likely because
spacecrobat: saladsaladnovski: spacecrobat: Real question why do people find Hatsune miku so appealing? I really don’t understand why freudian desire to eat toothpaste I don’t understand these words but they make so much sense
chazberry: softconnor: mangohue: @ all of u that hate mint ice cream: what happened if you think i’m gonna eat frozen toothpaste you are Mistaken this forces me to believe that you’ve either never had mint ice cream or have never brushed your
phoenix-felicis-blog: “For example I smell freshly mown grass and new parchment and… spearmint toothpaste.”
hackmylifetrutv: Skip running to the drugstore for anti-itch cream and head to your bathroom instead. Toothpaste WILL be your best friend this summer. #HackMyLife
dogfriend247: toothpastecomics: What happens here. From Toothpaste For Dinner. onions
when i was a kid i thought being rich meant having a 100-bedroom mansion and a gold-plated infinity pool but now i’m older i realise it means being able to afford rent and bills and also toothpaste with meaningless marketing words like ‘extreme’
caribeaux: caribeaux: drdavidbrinner: how do you know youre asexual if you havent had sex??? how do you know you arent sexually attracted to toothpaste if youve never slathered your genitalia with it and shoved the tube up your anus???? how do you
robotsandfrippary: Your child pours all the toothpaste into the sink. Your kid cuts their own hair. Your baby gets into your lipstick and decides to put it on the dog. Your child cries because their crush doesn’t like them. That’s kids will
butt-sweat: demacho: The mindfuck moment when you can split a cube into thirds That looks like toothpaste
My grandma gave me this mint energizing foot and leg lotion It smells like a mixture between mint toothpaste and icyhot, and has the tingling senesation of icyhotIt’s actually kinda cool…and my legs are super soft
marissaandhermister: toothpastecomics: The perfect martini. From Toothpaste For Dinner. boyswanna-be-her
volatilequeen: modernheroine: drankinwatahmelin: kaorijoy: drankinwatahmelin: Just used toothpaste to clean my jewelry, IDK if that shit should be in ya mouths. I just used water to clean my patio furniture… y'all drink that if you want tho.
anarchofeudalism: saintzitao: things u need to stop putting on your facelemonscitrus in general coconut oil vaselinebaby oil on your eyes sugar baking soda toothpaste essential oils without diluting it with a carrier oil white vinegar st ives
jjsinterlude: cleophatracominatya: thatwhiteshameremu: buttcheekpalmkang: toothpast: Me too, Rih Rih. cleophatracominatya Lol OH SHIT NIGGA!!!!!!!
thesquishiest-squish: isitnaptimeyet: pavelchekovofficial: thatsthat24: Parents That Don’t Want to Buy New Things 💸 1: We’re out of milk…2: No we’re not!1: We’re out of toilet paper..2: No we’re not!.1:We’re out of toothpaste…2:
toothpastecomics: Come over misspelling. From Toothpaste For Dinner.
As someone that used to work in the oral care advertising business, this is the single best piece of toothpaste marketing I have ever come across. Nice work, Amber.
thats-slightly-raven: pizzaandhappinesss: thats-slightly-raven: can we talk about how cute this tiny little toothpaste is because I think we need to how do we know you’re not actually a giant????? *sweats nervously*
hashtag-genius: toothpast: DID WE ACTUALLY CREATE A LOKI IN SLIPPERS FANDOM FROM THAT ONE CLIP THAT LASTED .00001 SECONDS TOTALLY
onlylolgifs: Oreo Toothpaste Prank
chrisynova: #Molly looks like she wants to kick some ass #while Harry’s all ‘omfg my otp is happening right now’ Harry is Tumblr. I think Harry is actually trying really really hard to refrain from cockblocking #Its just toothpaste Harry
WHEN YOU PUT TOOTHPASTE ON YOUR TOOTHBRUSH
justaliceoflegend: jellobatch: babblingbug: callitafap: This is from an Australian condom ad that was banned and it’s kind of great. Come again! Sux it got banned. It was funny,made sex less taboo and promoted safe safe Hey! The toothpaste in
aardwolfpack: generalelectric: Employees at GE Healthcare celebrated the International Day of Radiology by looking inside everyday objects. In the GIFs above, the inside of a tube of toothpaste and a grapefruit are revealed using a CT scanner. Get more
rebekahloves: i want to know what the hell is going on with the toothpaste
captain-price-officially:Top Sailor Moon enemies:1. Tire vagoo2. Volleyball tits3. Sexy elephant vacuum 4. The reason people want to fuck their car5. Just a violin6. Shoe7. Radical 90s teen hermit crab8. The inflatable woman9. Sexy toothpaste
one-time-i-dreamt:goatmilkdeluxe:thebonesofhoudini:one-time-i-dreamt:lazy-cat-corner:stars-and-darkness-main:lazy-cat-corner:one-time-i-dreamt:one-time-i-dreamt:one-time-i-dreamt:I didn’t know bucket toothpaste was only a thing here!WAIT! How do
talos-stims:glow in the dark elephant toothpaste experiment | source source
skimmeh:Hehhe toothpaste
noobsubs: when ya brushin ya teeth but the toothpaste dribbles out the sides
mrkenyon: nivet-dia-portum: cervidaemoon: powerdrain: sushinfood: I went from “this is a frustrating waste of toothpaste” to silently staring, wide-eyed and slightly frightened. and now the weather What the fuck… That… That was a thing.
mcdungeon: me when watching another life hack video and they get the hot glue gun and tube of toothpaste out
straightboyfriend: qui-bono: straightboyfriend:The bar is so low for men…. I could say my type is men who use toothpaste & shower & that cancels out like 88.967% of men Sexist. i am literally a man
aquafresh: spyrofan12: nek0-gami: cats-scream: aquafresh: miss-krypton: aquafresh: To celebrate the release of Disney’s Wreck it Ralph 2: Ralph Breaks the Internet, Aquafresh is teaming up with Disney to make Wreck-It Ralph inspired toothpaste,
april: list of mundane evil deedsholding a mug with one hand, without touching the handleeating food exactly on its expiry datecompletely shutting off your phone until you want to use itbrushing your teeth without any toothpaste
brigwife:I got so excited by my idea to make this meme i stopped halfway through brushing my teeth and now i’m sitting at my laptop with toothpaste dribbling down my chin so please like it
timeforlightss: parkercx: hermionefeelinalive: robotsandfrippary: Your child pours all the toothpaste into the sink. Your kid cuts their own hair. Your baby gets into your lipstick and decides to put it on the dog. Your child cries because their
randomsplashes: randomsplashes: domestic!victuuri concept: victor totally collects his husband’s chore list and calls it a love letter (based on this tweet) bonus: victor u have no idea how long ur husband’s been waiting for that toothpaste (ty
you-had-me-at-e-flat-major: softconnor: mangohue: @ all of u that hate mint ice cream: what happened if you think i’m gonna eat frozen toothpaste you are Mistaken tag where you stand on the mint ice cream discourse
powertothebaskets: jxsontxdds: bob-belcher: thechanelmuse: She went on a rant for two days. Delta got her ass together in two tweets. Bonus: DAAMMMNNNNN Reblogging for chris evans’ bonus toothpaste bit
molten-toothpaste: based on a convo in the vanitas discord
molten-toothpaste: meow
infinitypastbeyond: toothpast: mosebys: nicki looks like shes fucking arguing with fans but really And this is why you can never fucking trust the media exactly. bae would never do that!
birf:birf:*brushes teeth* *spits out toothpaste* *sees blood in the sink* *looks up into mirror* “what am I?” *dentist punches down door* “it’s becAUSE YOU DON’T fuckIN F L O S S”
