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minityleroakley: There were a bunch of outtakes from last weeks phot like the ones where I noticed after the fact that there was a shit ton of toothpaste stains on the mirror from my roommate
buttgrabnchamp: Asshole Grip! ..Just like Extracting Toothpaste from it’s Tube.
just-shower-thoughts: I’ve used toothpaste that will ‘whiten my teeth in 6 weeks’ for 15 year and my teeth are no whiter
90s-2000sgirl: nickelodeonhistory: nickelodeon toothbrushes and toothpaste from the early 2000s I had one of those tooth brushes.
greatbigbacon: Bacon Toothpaste solves a problem we all face. Brushing your teeth with a strip of fried bacon is tricky. If it’s too crisp it will break apart as you brush and if it’s too limp you won’t be able to remove any of the plaque. So when
genderoftheday: Today’s Gender of the day is: Kyary Pamyu Pamyu Toothpaste Commercial
ghost-mantis: duplexide: In this timeline, Teridax is a cavity on the Great Spirit Robot. They must find the mask of toothpaste and unite to defeat him.
onlylolgifs: Oreo Toothpaste Prank
rdt92: Bathroom selfie feat toothpaste smudge
almondfeather:I needed a shiny Sylveon just so that I could call it Toothpaste
samirotica: Keeping toothpaste in your mouth while brushing your teeth is clearly hard work. I should just stay naked so I don’t ruin anymore clothes.
obscurebourgeoisie: don’t buy colgate whitening toothpaste it says guaranteed whiteness in 14 days 15 days have come and gone and i am still asian
hasuyawwn: i should just call this fanbook “aoba giving his boyfriends weird looks” ren really likes that toothpaste, man i was trying to bedhead but i got way carried away LMAO what were they doing to get that kind of bedhead
anarchistbitch:trelleste:anarchistbitch:i said what i saidToothpaste. It’s just frozen toothpaste.
sherlock-is-not-deaded-221b: twhiddlestom: team-hiddleston: toothpast: asgardian rave We’re up all night to get Loki! I am leaving this website #all the single Lokis
sushinfood: I went from “this is a frustrating waste of toothpaste” to silently staring, wide-eyed and slightly frightened.
smokeporch: people who leave the clump of toothpaste in the sink after brushing their teeth GIRLS ONLY, jk kinda!
pookaslogic: I get asked a lot how do I get my teeth so white 😁😄 So here it is. Once every two weeks or so I brush my teeth for five minutes with activated charcoal and then brush with my regular toothpaste after and they are shades whiter as
lebritanyarmor: blasianpoetry: queenn-i-c: rudegyalchina: charmancler: K….. #TOOTHPASTE #FAIL The self drag is real Haaa 😒😂
taddle: kvothe-kingkiller: deankeptthetrenchcoatintheimpala: allonsy-sherlock: popetwitter: kaalashnikov: squeakykins: yzma: putting milk in the bowl first is divorce worthy #or wetting your toothbrush BEFORE putting tooth paste on wow excuse
robotsandfrippary: Your child pours all the toothpaste into the sink. Your kid cuts their own hair. Your baby gets into your lipstick and decides to put it on the dog. Your child cries because their crush doesn’t like them. That’s kids will
chazberry: softconnor: mangohue: @ all of u that hate mint ice cream: what happened if you think i’m gonna eat frozen toothpaste you are Mistaken this forces me to believe that you’ve either never had mint ice cream or have never brushed your
unshrink: that feeling of betrayal when your toothpaste falls off your toothbrush
Crest Toothpaste advertisement, 1957. Illustration by Norman Rockwell.
coraltigerpizza:Detail from a 1953 Phillips’ Toothpaste ad
myfancyfandomlife: unofficialchipsahoy: elodieunderglass: mrkenyon: nivet-dia-portum: cervidaemoon: powerdrain: sushinfood: I went from “this is a frustrating waste of toothpaste” to silently staring, wide-eyed and slightly frightened. and
squartmart: white people: this toothpaste is spicy
obscurebourgeoisie: obscurebourgeoisie: don’t buy colgate whitening toothpaste it says guaranteed whiteness in 14 days 15 days have come and gone and i am still asian this is probably the funniest thing i’ve ever said in my life, which is honestly
timeforlightss: parkercx: hermionefeelinalive: robotsandfrippary: Your child pours all the toothpaste into the sink. Your kid cuts their own hair. Your baby gets into your lipstick and decides to put it on the dog. Your child cries because their
and its not toothpaste
just-shower-thoughts: Toothpaste is just teeth soap.
dimensionslip: AU where Van is a toothpaste commercial model and Tear advertises hair products and they both use L’Orelei
optimisticduelist: i fuckinG love sailor moon villains its a fucking toothpaste tube
chinks-blog: That is not toothpaste in her mouth
noobsubs: when ya brushin ya teeth but the toothpaste dribbles out the sides
thechamberofsecrets: white lips, pale face, choking on my toothpaste
caribeaux: caribeaux: drdavidbrinner: how do you know youre asexual if you havent had sex??? how do you know you arent sexually attracted to toothpaste if youve never slathered your genitalia with it and shoved the tube up your anus???? how do you
faggotssissiestraps: Semen-Brite Toothpaste
kinkytasks: 49. Try on ur doll spices like chili, pepper, horseradish and ointments like toothpaste. Apply it on her pussy/nipples and look at her how time she resist. If she will smiling u can also apply it into cunt or ass but watch out with this.
pride-of-themyscira: marieincolour: powertothebaskets: jxsontxdds: bob-belcher: thechanelmuse: She went on a rant for two days. Delta got her ass together in two tweets. Bonus: DAAMMMNNNNN Reblogging for chris evans’ bonus toothpaste bit
FRIENDLY REMINDER TO NOT USE SO MUCH TOOTHPASTE!
allonsyclara: ciatlin: gifs-gifs-gifs-gifs-gifs: If you’ve always wondered, now you know. this is honestly one of the most satisfying things i’ve ever seen #that was a perfectly good tube of toothpaste you bastard child
foxadhd: Airlines warned on possible Olympics toothpaste bombs
itw4skaty: (I was just sent this in and this is the compilation. It sounds like it might almost be inspired by one toothpaste infused lezdom story of mine, but it might just be really intuitive. Both are hot. This is fucking hot. I’m really horny now
birf: fadingnebula: birf: birf: *brushes teeth* *spits out toothpaste* *sees blood in the sink* *looks up into mirror* “what am I?” *dentist punches down door* “it’s becAUSE YOU DON’T fuckIN F L O S S” it’s actually much more likely
pagaya: I’m gonna be that one bitch on Halloween that gives all the trick or treaters toothpaste and fruit
thebigblackwolfe: yourpanicpixienightmare: powerdrain: sushinfood: I went from “this is a frustrating waste of toothpaste” to silently staring, wide-eyed and slightly frightened. um ok WHAT
chessys: concept: toothpaste and vodka
ambrocius: ambrocius : ELEPHANT TOOTHPASTE!
i-am-matticus: You know when you are at the end of the toothpaste and you can squeeze out just about enough and you’re happy about it, then you go to brush your teeth, hold the brush under a tap and turn it on AND THE WATER COMES OUT LIKE FUCKING NIAGRA
