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blacklongfellow: It all started out innocently. First, I took a tube of toothpaste and used it to draw an outline on Vonte’ s face while he slept. A few days later, Vonte got me real fucking good by splashing a cup of ice cold water on my face as
dragonsandbutts: f0xm0d: thebigblackwolfe: yourpanicpixienightmare: powerdrain: sushinfood: I went from “this is a frustrating waste of toothpaste” to silently staring, wide-eyed and slightly frightened. um ok WHAT I think I just found
fer1972: Brains Made of Newspapers, Food and Toothpaste by Kyle Bean
obscurebourgeoisie: don’t buy colgate whitening toothpaste it says guaranteed whiteness in 14 days 15 days have come and gone and i am still asian
meladoodle: 9/10 Dentists Recommend Colgate Toothpaste! we have the other one tied up in the basement until he admits that sensodyne is shit
optimisticduelist: i fuckinG love sailor moon villains its a fucking toothpaste tube
mewtymew: robotsandfrippary: Your child pours all the toothpaste into the sink. Your kid cuts their own hair. Your baby gets into your lipstick and decides to put it on the dog. Your child cries because their crush doesn’t like them. That’s
reclaimingthelatinatag: anarchofeudalism: saintzitao: things u need to stop putting on your face lemons citrus in general coconut oil vaseline baby oil on your eyes sugar baking soda toothpaste essential oils without diluting it with
studiolerche: when ya brushin ya teeth but the toothpaste dribbles out the sides
goodbadartist: I like this toothpaste hair ghost [COMMISSIONS] [KO-FI] [PICARTO] [TWITTER] cutie <3 <3 <3 <3
lol…
WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD FUCKING IDEA? *vomits*
jenari: marooncoconuts: A long time ago, in a galaxy far far away, Plaque was combated by rebel toothpaste and mouth wash forces……. I NEED THE VADER ONE!! Red for me, blue for my girlfriend. At least it’s the Anakin one, so it still counts
manlethotline:being an adult and buying your own shit is so weird i don’t understand why anything is priced the way it is. why did my tattoo cost 8 toothpastes? why does a pair of socks cost a sandwich but a fancy dinner costs a whole jacket?
eteo: sushinfood: merelynonsense: this quickly turned into the video equivalent of wtnv I went from “this is a frustrating waste of toothpaste” to silently staring, wide-eyed and slightly frightened. THIS IS BEAUTIFUL
rabioheab: Best Ways To Get Back At Your Parents When You’re Mad At Them do the worm in the middle of the kitchen floor for hours and don’t stop when they tell you to buy thousands of tubes of toothpaste repeatedly smash eggs against your head in
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derpah: It tastes like colgate toothpaste X3 Oh my~
sylveons-butt: almondfeather: I needed a shiny Sylveon just so that I could call it Toothpaste I LOVE THEM x3!
almondfeather:My first drawing of Toothpaste hit 10k notes today! :3
malacandrax: 18/30 dailies Aizawa: *through a mouthful of toothpaste* ‘Quit hogging the sink, my mouth is on fire’ Prompt- @polymerclayalchemist: trans male aizawa :) i love how you draw him and i just really like the trans aizawa headcannon Also!
blueballsformymiss: @lockedbysexyyoungmistress Miss add toothpaste.. She know how to make me desperate
catsbeaversandducks: You Can’t Brush Your Teeth Because: ( ) you have no toothpaste( ) you have no toothbrush ( ) you have no water( x ) cat Photos via Cats In Sinks
you-had-me-at-e-flat-major: softconnor: mangohue: @ all of u that hate mint ice cream: what happened if you think i’m gonna eat frozen toothpaste you are Mistaken tag where you stand on the mint ice cream discourse
misstylersmith: Ten: [on the phone] No, Rose, everything is running smoothly. Jenny, tell your mum everything is fine.Jenny: [takes phone] - Hi mum. We haven’t eaten for days, we run out of toothpaste, and I’m dropping out of college. Love ya, bye.
mag22:being an adult is just like. oh shit toothpaste is expensive. oh shit popcorn is expensive. oh shit cat food is expensive. oh shit gas is expensive. oh shit water is expensive. oh shi
manlethotline:being an adult and buying your own shit is so weird i don’t understand why anything is proced the way it is. why did my tattoo cost 8 toothpastes? why does a pair of socks cost a sandwich but a fancy dinner costs a whole jacket?
obscurebourgeoisie: obscurebourgeoisie: don’t buy colgate whitening toothpaste it says guaranteed whiteness in 14 days 15 days have come and gone and i am still asian this is probably the funniest thing i’ve ever said in my life, which is honestly
caribeaux: caribeaux: drdavidbrinner: how do you know youre asexual if you havent had sex??? how do you know you arent sexually attracted to toothpaste if youve never slathered your genitalia with it and shoved the tube up your anus???? how do you
hermione-writes-fanfiction: rum8l3r04r: hermione-writes-fanfiction: can toothpaste go bad There is no good and bad, there is only power and those too weak to seek it. i dont think that that answers my question but thank u
toothpastecomics: Gettin married. From Toothpaste For Dinner.
tre-louis: blackladyjeanvaljean: se7en12: swolizard: Visually Appealing Things How? this is wonderful I smiled all the way through this post I could get more toothpaste out of that
birf: fadingnebula: birf: birf: *brushes teeth* *spits out toothpaste* *sees blood in the sink* *looks up into mirror* “what am I?” *dentist punches down door* “it’s becAUSE YOU DON’T fuckIN F L O S S” it’s actually much more likely
timeofmage replied to your post: omegaspreem asked:You know, I jus…toothpaste can heal teeth. teeth are made of calcium. calcium is a mineral. its official, the warp pads are calcium.So the Gems harvest the body of a Gem called Calcium to make
hydaen:toothpaste dogs
sakura-rose12: kobayashimarooned: andthenewt: toothpast: 2-shane-s: Waffle falling over the fact that this has over 50k notes makes me wonder about the state of our sanity IT MAKES SUCH A SATISFYING NOISE I CAN BARELY CONTAIN MY JOY in 500 years
fy-nghariad-fy-emrys: hermione-writes-fanfiction: rum8l3r04r: hermione-writes-fanfiction: can toothpaste go bad There is no good and bad, there is only power and those too weak to seek it. i dont think that that answers my question but thank u
hermionefeelinalive: robotsandfrippary: Your child pours all the toothpaste into the sink. Your kid cuts their own hair. Your baby gets into your lipstick and decides to put it on the dog. Your child cries because their crush doesn’t like them.
timeforlightss: parkercx: hermionefeelinalive: robotsandfrippary: Your child pours all the toothpaste into the sink. Your kid cuts their own hair. Your baby gets into your lipstick and decides to put it on the dog. Your child cries because their
robotsandfrippary: Your child pours all the toothpaste into the sink. Your kid cuts their own hair. Your baby gets into your lipstick and decides to put it on the dog. Your child cries because their crush doesn’t like them. That’s kids will
tgrade5: mickeyjperez: I made a mess you guys (Mickey, the toothpaste goes in your mouth.)
thegeekmaster: toothpast: anythingaladdin: Disney Heroines By: gariSK let’s glorify the heroines rather than just the princesses I like that better All of the lovely ladies.
sushinfood: merelynonsense: this quickly turned into the video equivalent of wtnv I went from “this is a frustrating waste of toothpaste” to silently staring, wide-eyed and slightly frightened.
spongebobfreezeframes: “You, sir, could use some dental hygiene!” “Who, me? My teeth are fine, see?” “A little toothpaste, and you’ll have teeth like mine!”
birf: fadingnebula: birf: birf: *brushes teeth* *spits out toothpaste* *sees blood in the sink* *looks up into mirror* “what am I?” *dentist punches down door* “it’s becAUSE YOU DON’T fckIN F L O S S” it’s actually much more likely
its-not-my-fault-im-a-maniac: bang-the-doldrum: what if you put an entire tube of toothpaste on your toothbrush to brush your teeth THIS WAS AS MUCH AS I COULD FIT ON THE BRUSH WITHOUT IT ALL COLLAPSING. IT MAY NOT LOOK LIKE A LOT, BUT MY ENTIRE MOUTH
auqroix:AU where everything else is the same except Ed goes into a bathroom and finds red toothpaste
randomsplashes: randomsplashes:domestic!victuuri concept: victor totally collects his husband’s chore list and calls it a love letter (based on this tweet) bonus: victor u have no idea how long ur husband’s been waiting for that toothpaste (ty
pervy-espeon: noobsubs: when ya brushin ya teeth but the toothpaste dribbles out the sides oh my god
toothpastecomics: Serotonin and dopamine. From Toothpaste For Dinner.
modernheroine: drankinwatahmelin: kaorijoy: drankinwatahmelin: Just used toothpaste to clean my jewelry, IDK if that shit should be in ya mouths. I just used water to clean my patio furniture… y'all drink that if you want tho. Just learned the
asapscience: Incredible non-stick coating has solved a universally annoying problem One of the most frustrating feelings in the world is struggling to get the last bit of ketchup out of the bottle or the last squirt of toothpaste out of the tube.Now
hotsabrinal: Toothpaste smile.
minityleroakley:There were a bunch of outtakes from last weeks phot like the ones where I noticed after the fact that there was a shit ton of toothpaste stains on the mirror from my roommate
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![misstylersmith: Ten: [on the phone] No, Rose, everything is running smoothly. Jenny, tell your mum everything is fine.Jenny: [takes phone] - Hi mum. We haven’t eaten for days, we run out of toothpaste, and I’m dropping out of college. Love ya, bye.](https://64.media.tumblr.com/avatar_db89cd1ca152_128.png){kind=avatar}
