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koblala: jayrockin: Snowflakes are actually the perfect metaphor for people. Each one IS unique, but we all have the same structure and are pretty similar in spite of our differences. And really, with as many around as there is, aint no one gonna notice
otterbender: “In the darkest times, hope is something you give yourself. That is the meaning of inner strength.”
tsarbucks: This is it. This is truly the most horrifying image humanity has ever created. This is the downfall of all that we have ever known, all of our hopes and dreams, our very way of life.
deeeeaaan: celestial-sexhair: thesassycat: what if all the scenerios we make up in our head are actually real events happening in an alternative universe and we’re actually connecting with our alternate self’s mind you just broke the fourth wall
peniscruncher: dusknoirs: who was the asshole that decided tattoos looked unprofessional the generation that did is dying out so don’t worry
comecticut: ericapuff: today at school a boy named miguel jumped up on the lunch table ripped his shirt off (his chest said “be mine”) and started playing ‘careless whisper’ on the saxophone that he pulled basically out of thin air like you
cyanblur: i remember one time the simpsons made a joke about fox news and they got so insulted they tried to sue them but the court was like “this aired on ur network u can’t sue urself”
korrakun: my favorite college experience is when i had a 7am class and the kid next to me literally poured a monster energy drink into his coffee said “i’m going to die” and drank the whole thing
princedorkface: So we got new Latin books today and my teacher immediately told us to turn to page 81. This is the original picture: A picture of a statue of Poseidon. But look at some of the treasures we found: Rockstar dominatrix Poseidon. Old woman
telegantmess: kisu-no-hi: “Am I too sensitive or do I have the right to actually to be upset?” A musical. “oh my god, i talked about my feelings and now everyone is afraid of me” The Movie Adaptation
amischiefofmice: missusalmighty: pantheris: rattlecat: rikkipoynter: digg: this tip tho!!!!!!!! I need to try this for trips I only bring a carry-on to. I use to do this all the time in the military. Just forgot how to over time o.o I wish I’d
askinsanetails: A - If I’m in love.B - Who the last person I talked to on the phone was.C - How long it’s been since I’ve kissed.D - If I have a preference for boys or girls.E - How many holes I have in my ears.F - Give me any options, like
knitmeapony: egobus: one time when I was about four, the 10 year old neighbour boys attacked me with water guns and when I ran away and told my mom she gave me the hose and set it to pressure wash and basically told me to finish what they started
the-absolute-funniest-posts: That grandma took none of the shit. Team Grandma Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard
the-absolute-funniest-posts: mickuro: I was walking through this neighborhood and this asshole rock scared the shit out of me I swear to god This post has been featured on a 1000Notes.com blog!
the-absolute-funniest-posts: lesupernerd: Once you reach your 6th Year in Hogwarts, you start to get used to all the shit. Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard
moraniarty: browningtons: browningtons: Holy shit I found the tardis
The Sounds of DRAMAtical Murder
i’m so excited for the dmmd anime that i’ve been waking up periodically and each time i fall back asleep i have a dream about the anime.
buddens: lineart by me colours by splitbricks!! who did an amazing friggin job btw so go tackle them with kisses and hugs because mine will never be enough tbh plus they deserve all the love and kisses in the WORLD COUGH COUGH — me, frankie and her
am i really about to go downstairs at five in the morning just to get a piece of fucking chocolate cake.
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heliolisk: cutfits: heliolisk: I hope shutting the fuck up is the next new trend you should start it :) dam..
pervypiksi:Yeah look what I’ve finished. Weehee. In all I like it. The coloring turned out very soft looking, and I like it. Also the F*** with lighting and a lighting source ha ha. Don’t repost without my permission, thank you! <3
what’s with the tumblr update holy shit i’m cringing.
reasons tumblr app is shit: can’t load gifs properly only shows one image in ask posts even tho there’s more somehow managed to be even slower with the update still can’t tag asks wtf
SHITS OUT????? AN ENTIRE HORSE????????????????????????
sHIT. I’M NOT FUCKINGPREPAREDABORT
the post options for my drafts suddenly disappeared wtf
THE GAME WAS OVER ARE U SHITTING ME
people i would die for:anyoneliterally fucking anyoneput me the fuck out
The most ridiculous complaints that customers have made to me
The Batcave of Wonders
the-gunlady: Agent Carter episode 5 sneak peek. (x)#no but I love this so much because Dugan immediately clocks agent fuckboy #like he’s so not here for jack’s shit #but also how peggy doesn’t say anything #i mean she’s sharp as hell so she probably
The First Step To The Last Breath
the-goddamazon: medievalpoc: doublehamburgerjack: frantzfandom: deux-zero-deux: wtf-fun-factss: Traces of coca and nicotine found in Egyptian mummies - WTF fun facts well DUH. a lot of historians are still trying to process the fact that ancient
whitepeoplestealingculture: wearewanderlusters: New addition to the Clayzy house animals…and a new hair accessory That frog is hunting for the roaches underneath all that matted hair.- Jess
the-uncensored-she: harboua: This country is such a fucking joke. Did you know that if we were to divide the income in this country fairly it would be about 300,000 per person. That’s annually. You could give each person in this country 100,000 and
the-uncalm-nipples:nodaybuttodaytodefygravity: nateriot: Obama on gay adoption yeah totally ruining this country what a horrible guy Fun fact: Obama has attempted to fix almost everything that he promised to fix, but the republicans have voted
The Start of The New Decade
melanatedlymotivated: afrolistafeminista: curlybynature-nappybychoice: coalgxld: blackfashion: quentishaa: pope-godinez: This was not planned at all The nigga with the Arizona on his desk is me af they nice af with it They really cutting up
The side of the Baltimore riots you won’t see on TV:
loverrtits: pitmother: The Dark Lord will require a new host soon. Eww. How many ppl were kidnapped & killed for this thing to get 6 fucking hearts?? Rich old white man scared to die.
DO IT NOW: Guide to Proper Bra Fit and Measuring because Victoria Secret and La Senza and whatever are full of shit and you are definitely wearing the wrong size ok? ok
The Confederate flag is still flying high at the South Carolina capitol building today
the-black-bolin: babiegyrle: aiconfess: 😭😭😭 Welp lol omg but how many of yall got homework like this and felt automatically pissed and then the teacher would be like “what city? :) answer these but instead of country do city”
The incidents that led to the University of Missouri president’s resignation
dynastylnoire: mydreadlockstory: 2 years 4 months. Love my hair! GET THE FUCK OUT THE LOCS TAG. You are not a rasta even. stop Ewww
‘The lowest of the stack’: why black women are struggling with mental health
notentirelymediocre: rum: katara: weloveshortvideos: what the fuck is this 😨 shit ??????
the-epitome-of-sophistication: bellaxiao: Bernie Sanders is the most experienced candidates among all damn I was wondering where this myth was coming from, like Bernie ain’t been in office my whole life
The day a teacher puts their hands on my child is the day I beat they ass
