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graphitedoll: graphitedoll: I was listening to a thousand years and it made me come to this realization about the 2 sisters who’ve stolen my heart. they really are two sides of the same coin. a quick reblog for the weekenders!! oh god i’m becoming
bedpartymakeover: 25 year old Chen Yen-hui recreates makeup looks from the Tang dynasty People gotta signal boost the fuck out of this because you know it won’t get the attention it deserves till a white person copies it
iinthebackofmymind: “The bad part is, you have to be careful when you share all the bad with your girlfriends. Because YOU may forgive him, but we don’t, honey. That’s the thing. If he screwed you over, he screwed me over, because you’re
frustration-squared: kung-foofighter: eytancragg: anthramen: I have felt first-hand the very wrath of the Turkish ice-cream man. The trolliest ice cream man to ever live. And look at that fucking majestic mustache. O.O oh my god
officialunitedstates: when I was 6 years old we were at the train station waiting for the train and I saw a kid a bit older than me go put a penny on a track and then wait for the train to run over it so it got flat and I got jealous and wanted to outdo
penicillium-pusher: “If you can’t afford birth control pills, just don’t have sex!” *deep inhale* The birth control pill has many uses other than simple birth control (I know, the name is misleading). Most people who go on the pill do
laurynsworld: Well, the first thing is to start with my sister. When I came up with the show and pitched it to Disney, the thing that I was most excited about — sort of tied in excitement with being able to tell stories with magic, monsters and mayhem
gayonthemoon1239: rifa: actualbloggerwangyao: alvaroandtheworld: ultrafacts: Source For more posts like this, follow Ultrafacts THE BEGINNINGS OF KAWAII No, no, you have no idea. It actually IS the beginning of the whole so-called “kawaii culture”.
Ma’s working on taxes and keeps asking me shit I don’t have knowledge of while trying to watch the walking dead season finale. Quit talking during the show, woman!
aqeu: why do people get off with like gore and blood shit. do you cum when u fall down the stairs or something what the fuck
polymathema: schmogg: Seeing you was so bittersweet I almost died. Dedicated to my RP with @pocketnoodl where we’re currently RPing the time before things Went To Shit™ i legitimately started crying the internet is closed
leo-arcana: jetblueivy: drive thru employees definitely do not get paid enough for this shit they are sick of your nonsense the last guy wasn’t even phased omg
abrasivelyyours: kileyrae The First Couple, setting impossibly high standards for romantic relationships since 1992. another otp. If they being in the white house and having a loving marriage can’t convince our people to get their collective shit
bluesey: The Obama family before the White House
the-youngest-gandor-brother: ok think of this: when jeff dahmer was arrested, he quite literally attacked the officer who was arresting him. they pinned him to the ground and took him in alive this man killed and ate seventeen people and they brought
the n word, music, and protection from the sun are the only privileges black people have & yall try to steal 2/3 of that
The worst part about this is knowing that the history we are creating right now will not be told correctly in the future.
rhube: innerbrat: satanstrousers: sweaterkittensahoy: leaper182: jenovaii: littlekiwi37-archive: nicole-coenen:Women Self Defense in 1947 I’m not sure what’s the best part of this video: the fact that she’s in heels, the fact that she does
The “All Lives Matter” Crowd when you ask them about the cops shooting an unarmed white kid like Zachary Hammond in the back over a bag of weed.
the-troynicole-experience: flyandfamousblackgirls: Natalie Cole says her mother’s snobbery isolated her from other Blacks during childhood.Cole recalled growing up in Los Angeles’ exclusive Hancock Park section, where the Coles were the only Black
The Man Spent 30 Years In Prison For the Crime He Didn’t Commit - No Apologizes, No Compensation From the State
4mysquad: cartnsncreal: lagonegirl: sumchckn: 4mysquad: Bc they care neither abt truth nor justice, but are all for maintaining the “American Way” of White Supremacy? FBI’s War On The Civil Rights Movement On March 8, 1971—while
the-movemnt: Dalvin Hollins was shot in the back and killed by police. The police-involved shooting of unarmed black teenaged male Dalvin Hollins in Tempe, Arizona, on July 28, has prompted calls for an independent investigation from area activists and
the-movemnt: Watch: This is why Black Lives Matter has come to the U.K. follow @the-movemnt
the-movemnt: moral of the story: let Malia live — and don’t be friends with snakes (x) follow @the-movemnt
the–clique: 4mysquad: When you realize a price gouging corporate villain is the daughter of a popular DEMOCRATIC US Senator. What a mess. Let’s keep in mind that the drug itself only costs like Ū to make Democrats, republicans, different
the-movemnt: Trump’s appeal to black voters isn’t an appeal to black voters at all. Darnell hits it on the head: follow @the-movemnt
the-bitch-goddess-success: It’s a problem to assume that every time a woman shows skin, it’s for the male gaze. If you study media with a critical eye, it’s fairly easy to tell when women are being exploited for the male gaze and when they aren’t.
the-movemnt: Watch: Talib Kweli sits down with Baratunde Thurston for an in-depth chat about guns and gun control *The first deployment of SWAT in Los Angeles was to confront the Black Panthers
lagonegirl: A Fictional War to Create Fictional Heroes Here’s the source of the data. Yes vehicle wrecks on-duty are included. It’s occupational deaths and an occupational injury is defined as “bodily damage resulting from working”. My best
tarynel: ahndaodiu: sonoanthony: tarynel: So ya man can spoil you but you can’t do the same? Yall so selfish. Do better in the new year. do better Last time I spoiled a man I ended up in jail Now you know you have to give us the story
The Mexican Town That Kicked Out the Cartels—and Told the Police and Political Parties to Get Lost Too
the-movemnt: Vic Mensa shows solidarity with #NoDAPL protesters in the best way possible follow @the-movemnt
run-up-the-sail: pisshets: If you add two pounds of sugar to literally one ton of concrete it will ruin the concrete and make it unable to set properly which is good to know if you wanna resist something being built, French anarchists used this to resist
the-movemnt: Muslim woman photographed in front of Parliament speaks out, debunks white nationalist theories follow @the-movemnt The just love holding L’s don’t they
the-movemnt: The case for reparations to the family of Eudocia Tomas Pulido, who died a slave called LolaIn words prettier than most of us will ever write, late Pulitzer Prize-winning author Alex Tizon confesses to an atrocity uglier than most of us
daplugsmotivation: clarknokent: purplechocolatekisses: clarknokent: te-amo-corazon: puffsaddy: im still lost about the cum in the eye episode.. like theoretically where was the nut supposed to go @issarae? thank. you. mad overreaction lol We
egowave: tropcool: egowave: i have this short book called “the cia’s greatest hits” and its like a compilation of a bunch of evil shit the cia has done, 2 pages each per operation and i cant find a pdf anywhere but its worth reading and i wish
the-movemnt: Watch: Police brutality short film “Against the Wall” will send chills down your spine follow @the-movemnt
spiroandthelacktones: spiroandthelacktones: Something about transparent purple plastic makes the 90s kid in me react like an excited chimp Me: *sees this* Banging my fists on the table: YES YES YES Hell yeah!
hundondestiny: criminologyonthemind: the Drake and Millie situation? why is this being allowed to happen. I know it happens all over the world but here - right in the public eye it’s happening and nobody is thinking anything of it??? Or are turning
tai-chi-guy: legendaryrebelcollection: tai-chi-guy: manwithoutborders: Throat kick… It’s the NEW throat punch!! Daaaayum I don’t know what martial art or the rules, but maybe don’t lead with your face. True! Especially when she does the
the-smanger: passionfruitintensity: sexynbi976: evileve: mzbrowneyez: asspatrol6969:#afterhours He fucking the shit out of her…damn Wanna be fucked like this 😪 Always reblog 🙌🏾 Yess One of the best doggy videos ever
The Beast Titan Returns… You Won’t Believe What Happens Next!
the-star-hunter: Ow the edge sliced through my eyeballs while drawing this. On dA: http://the-star-hunter.deviantart.com/art/U-N-D-E-R-F-E-L-L-572519603
the-goddamazon: Vine is the new cinema I stg. 6 seconds can tell a whole damn story shit.
The way I look at it I either -Really like you as a person -fucking hate your guts Or -wanna fuck the shit out of you Its always one of the three
This girl is a fucking clown -.- She’s Nicks childhood friend who joined the Army Reserves and she got E-4 in basic training because her father was in the army and knew people. And naturally she was smug as shit about it too. Her father brags about
The fucking neighbor keeps letting people park their fucking cars on my front lawn. I live in an end house close to the street but instead of parking next to the sidewalk NOT TEN FEET AWAY they drive their goddamn cars and park them in front of my door.
the coldest place in the whole entire house is my bedroom. That aint the shit right now.
The thoughts I have over night kills the shit out of me in the inside.
The Relatable Images
the-fittest-feminist: thestormscrolls: no way in hell am i passing this up a student from uni scrolled past this and ended up failing all of his courses, even the ones he thought he passed… not gonna take this chance.
the-chubby-nerd: meldrat: theamericankid: Tumblr needs more of this….whatever this is. Oh Jesus, that last panel, I made the weirdest cackle. WHO IN THE SHIT Dead…
toomanyfeelings5: kisshamlet: macduf: kisshamlet: hamlet au where everything is the same but no one ever puts anything down gently, not even the background characters, if someone is putting something down at all they must throw it to the ground like
the-absolute-funniest-posts: Scaring the shit out of all the Johns in town
the-absolute-funniest-posts: partyocelot: what the shit Now you know, dogs drink with the bottom of their tongues. My lovely followers, please follow this blog immediately!
the-great-mighty-dick: Moe is the shit this is not the godzilla i raised
aresmarked: mysticcoyote: Morgan Freeman Narrates Himself Playing Pokémon Go [Morgan Freeman]“The moment he discovered his first Growlithe, Morgan Freeman realised he would never care about the real world ever again.”
forgot i put water on the stove to boil….. and now the water’s gone…. and the pot may or may not be a little warped
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