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The big masked man hired me for a few days. When he picked me up he asked my Master: How hard can I abuse the shit? Master said: The slave should be used only sexually, but you are free to use him as hard as you want, as long as it does not leave marks.
The kind of girl you take home to meet your parents and then titfuck the shit out of her in the bathroom.
The hottest picture in this shit show is when both Minka and Danni laugh at the utter ridiculousness of this photo shoot.
The song of the night is called…call me a dog by Chris Cornell… http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5AJShOLlJyk …this is such a great song…its not hard to find a girl to call u out on your shit…lol…if she is doing
The one time I draw decent porn and it’s of a fucking zombie clown doing a frosty mime.Fuck my life.
all these cool ass photos of the blood moon on the internet and i’m just here like
The “Draw all your past and present OTPs and die of shame” project, part 4/??: Yuuri/Wolfram (Kyou kara Maou!)Shipping status: I shipped this harder than I’ve ever shipped anything when I was 15 so I don’t think I can ever get
The day (if such day would ever even come) that Mihawk ends up being one of Doflamingo’s puppets, is most likely the day he’ll commit a suicide with the help from Kokuto. I don’t mean it as an offence (really, I don’t - I like
zap2it: “Walking Dead” showrunner Glen Mazzara talks Rick’s new outlook and what happened in the prison It’s finally becoming survival of the fittest group. Took two seasons and two episodes, but Rick’s finally not giving a shit anymore
the gf network The GF Network has just what ThePornBro likes to see, other dude’s girlfriends naked. Ya, that is the shit and when it comes to girlfriend porn, this site delivers. Thousands and thousands of user submitted pictures and videos, girls
Hey ponefriends! You may have noticed some shit was all fucked up on my page and pretty much all my animation links are currently bust. The place where I was hosting all those files gave me the boot and burned everything behind me, so I’ve since re-rooted
THE MIGHTY CAPTAIN MARVEL #1“The Greatest. That’s what they call her. Carol Danvers has been to the depths of outer space and back, but that still hasn’t prepared her for her newfound status of biggest super hero ever. Yaas, Queen! Danvers may
chefpyro: Water… Earth… Fire… Air… Long ago, Homeworld colonized planets in harmony. But everything changed when the Crystal Gems rebelled. Only Jasper, loser who gets screwed over by all the elements, could stop them. But when the world needed
The New Year is a day away and it’s been a hell of a year for me, rocky for the most part and then got a ton better toward the end of it. My art’s gotten better, I got closer to people, have some really cool friends who i need to talk to more,,,hhhh,,,
the-adhd-society: intrepid-inattentive: thatadhdmood: I asked my friend whether she has a constant inner dialougue going on, and she said no. And I’m like?????? How can you not?? Are peoples heads silent most of the time???? Are they not constantly
thesinningbin: Y a l l I found my journal from 2012 (so like middle school)And my first male oc omfgAnd I turn the dang page and this is what I findProves the fact I was a kinky piece of shit even as a weeb jfc
the-real-eye-to-see: I admire such women like Fatemeh Hamami! Despite all the obstacles, she does her favorite thing! Unfortunately, her difficulties do not end with her physical limitations, because the country in which she lives is far from perfect.
whitesaviorcomplex: gayhani: i love this The second half of this video not only explains the issue with TBBT but also perfectly captures why I don’t enjoy a lot of modern adult cartoons with asshole protagonists
digitalisnarcissus:jumpydroid:ruffboijuliaburnsides:killrockstar:if i had seen the transition from sepia to color in wizard of oz in 1939 i would have lost my shit i would’ve started screaming in the theaterOkay no but like, I am still SO ENAMORED
the-snowflake-owl: kawaiitentaclesex: classydude: Good Friday: Jesus Reloaded: The Re-Up, coming soon i’m dying holy shit Why
THE HOARD! At least, from pictures I could find on my phone. No idea about the order or anything, so IN ORDER OF APPEARANCE… My boyfriend and I, because I’m a fucking sap. Me enjoying some fresh air outside the Dealer’s Den. It was fucking
soofyawn: god who fucking cares. who fucking cares. who fucking cares. everyone stop being offended and mad over the smallest shit ever. ask urself who the fuck fucking cares
the phantom exterior like fish eggs interior like suicide wrist-red. I could exercise you, this could be your phys-ed. Cheat on your man homie AAGH I tried to sneak through the door man! Can’t make it. Can’t make it. Shit’s stuck.
The men I work with are fucking douchebags. One of the guys has a pregnant girlfriend who is having difficulties so she’s going to have to have a c-section, and his and the other pricks biggest worry is that she won’t be able to make him his
the-x-button: boob-sweat: fudgernutter: nashscribblings: Note to boomers: no one speaks like this. holy shit is this even real have you kids GANKED that sick radical WI-FI from the CLOUD-O-STREAMER so we can LIMEWIRE a hot BOP Life is Strange
improbablecarny: Hey guys remember when I was laughing about this gif thanks to Bombur just fucking floating by in the background: I understand now He’s a photobombur
the past few days I’ve gotten into the habit of turning toward graham and thinking to myself, “I decided to lay my affection on a person who was confused with cosplaying dio what the shit.”
A short horror story. The year is 2015, it is sometime in late summer. Peter Jackson has released the BotfA Extended Edition. We now have thirty more minutes of Legolas doing stunts.
milkychai: not pictured: taako shoving angus off the couch
homoquartz:been a while since I drew the folks in the present
impulsivekiddo: two dudes meet. they fall in love. they die. if you havent read They Both Die At The End by Adam Silvera yet than whAT ARE YOU DOING?(i cried for 1 hour, im not shitting u) [click for better quality]
owliminati: “Hot diggity shit. That is a baller cookie.” Quick sketches of Lucretia from The Adventure Zone! She is my favorite character from the podcast (probably one of my most favorite fictional characters in general), so I really wanted to draw
The shit going on fRO is hilarious as fuck.I haven’t played there in months for now, but the forums are pure comedy gold for me. They recently changed the server provider I think, and that has caused more latency issues. On top of that, there’s recently
the-lonly-loner: inickel: someone turn this into a meme When u think of all the insignificant choices that made ur life into the shit show it is today
qstronaut: me: *says the vaguest most incoherent shit ever* me: you know what i mean :/
strawberryspread:armandhammerofficial:highestdeath:immortalink:the Gemini urge to eat shit and dieThe cancer urge to keep it safethe taurus urge to keep your eyes shut the aries urge to give in
lindsaybottos: some new stuff I’m working on, I get tons of anonymous messages like this every day and while this isn’t unique to women, the content of the messages and the frequency in which I get them are definitely related to my gender. I almost
pinthetailonthehonky:The first time Bryan Fuller’s mother said the F word in front of him must have been quite the event.
beermom:niloiv:beermom: niloiv: every time i see this pic of my parents as muldo and sculls and me as william i slip further into the depths of hell im shitting myself is this real? you were born msr? i wanted to write a really funny caption but the
the-real-eye-to-see: An artist in Baltimore wrote names of fatal victims of the police force along the sidewalk. She began with victims killed on May 1st of 2013 and wrote every name that was recorded until the present day.Names stretched from Penn
the-real-eye-to-see: This is horrifying! He had his hands up then the cop shot him! WTF? This has passed all the bounds of what is permitted! What’s their stupid excuse this time? Every time a black guy gets shot, they blame the black guy. Let’s
the-bitch-goddess-success: chulaspice:queerplantailia:chulaspice:the fact that slaves and descendants of slaves didn’t and haven’t gotten reparations but the slave owners got compensated for the money they would lose after slaves were freed (which
the-real-eye-to-see: These rich white people think that they can buy the silence of the black man just because they pay him millions! No! Money won’t help! He risks his career and huge sums of money for the sake of his brothers!You can not buy off
congenitaldisease: Often referred to as the “Ken and Barbie Killers” because of their striking good looks, Paul Bernardo and Karla Homolka were married serial killers from Canada who matched in brutality and depravity. The first victim of the duo
the-movemnt: Watch: The first Fences trailer is here — and they should just give Denzel and Viola the Oscars right now follow @the-movemnt
the-movemnt: Watch: Atlanta aired a fake cereal ad calling out police brutality — and how the cop addresses the girl is spot-on satire. follow @the-movemnt
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the-movemnt: Jessica Williams gave a speech the protesters at the Women’s March in Park City would never forget follow @the-movemnt
The craziest thing: Many pro-life people think Roe vs. Wade being overturned instantly STOPS~! abortion. But it doesn’t. It simply leaves it back up to the states. The blue states keep it. The red states don’t. Purple ones? Who knows? And can you
mixed-apocalyptic: real-live-dragon: timepunkspg: the chemical mentioned in the article… like only if you ate 100kg of mac and cheese in one sitting… that’s how much it’d take to be toxic. well i know what the fuck and how the fuck much im doing
Book ReviewI just, in this moment, finished The Power by Naomi Alderman. I am equally speechless and full of questions, questions about my personal ideas around society and the patriarchy. Questions about how I carry myself in my own world, as well as
the-maple-meme: the-maple-meme: denmarkswag: GUYS PRUSSIA IS LEFT HANDED THAT MEANS HE GOT THE SHIT BEAT OUT OF HIM EVEN MORE THAN JUST FOR THE FACT THAT HE WAS ALBINO BECAUSE BEING LEFT HANDED WASN’T VERY WELL ACCEPTED AND IF YOU WE’RE LEFT HANDED
the-midnight-blues: sarallis: fat-mabari: setbabiesonfire: becausebirds: Fuck this tree in particular. [source video] why birb why that has to be the angriest fucking woodpecker I haver ever seen @the-midnight-blues What the shit?
blinkyxx: the-mighty-tor: blakegdiamond: easyvirgin: happy Thursday the 20th I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not? next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th August 2015 October
The African American race is like the club everyone wants to get into but no one wants to pay for
ink-rose-the-scout: zitoisneato: halotharfroggies: tenderule34: Yeah okay. Just make me attracted to a fucking smurf. No problem. Forget the smurf this animation is fucking beautiful. I think I need a name of the source. Holy shit this animation.
The signs as... RWBY, JNPR, and SSSN members
airoehead: tinycartridge: New 3DS will be 贄 on Black Friday ⊟ Nintendo will offer New 3DSes for .99 this Black Friday sales holiday, the first time it’s put the hardware out that cheap in the States! The discounted portables will be available
the new OVA is basically the fake previews animated that means we gotta see everyone turning into a titan, armin falling in the stairs, jean’s mother and most importantly, SASHA BEATING THE SHIT OUT OF REINER
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