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caitercates: fuckyeahthescout: New at Valve Store - The Bonk tumbler!http://store.valvesoftware.com/product.php?i=MU422 Everyone stop looking at the cola and start looking at that Spy on the bottom shelf JEEBUS CRIPES HOW DID I MISS THAT
kairibloodheart: memento-monet: roseanneathema: jvmieryandee: scardeycas: mister-holmes: sailor-rina: salve-amicus: Anti-rape wear. Its almost impervious to knife attacks and tearing/stretching. The waist and thigh extremities of the garment are
sickfangirl: oozingsurprise: eren turns to the camera like a mockumentary protagonist who goes ‘can you believe the shit i have to deal with’ thcrsthry
preachfood: stayfetch: inhale-awkward: fromtumblr: demi is so perfect <3 hey guys remember when marko was quality good times and when alexis was the shit oh the good ol’ days aw.
Seems like 4 of the designs got nuked. They’re absolutely gone and I got an email confirming that it was the p-o-k-e-m-o-n company claiming intellectual property.I didn’t make a single cent so far…
deusexnihilo: likkezg: As you can see it wont happen now but “over the next couple of weeks”. The reason for that is simple. They want you to forget about that change and leave it on forever allowing them to hide content they deem “unsafe”.
Like, are you actually for real with this shit. Are you really serious right now.Hiding porn. You know what, fine! It’s extremly stupid since you can just hide tags and whatever, but yeah, lets put that nasty imagry behind blast shields for the innocent
Hey dude spotted you on the thing!….Pony town was the shit.
;( I have to move back out. (text rant warning) ACCEPTING DONATIONSI can’t stay here any more. https://paypal.me/Skuttz Here is my paypal.me if you want to help.The shit: (how the fuck can i put this under a cut?)My sisters (ex?)bf lived with us
Ahhhhh I found smth I RLY wanna get and its cost is ridiculously smol (like 5$ for two, and I wanted to get 2 of each) BUT THE SHIPPING IS 20 BUCKSI CRAI
twinksandboobs: sniggysmut: leggy-against-ddlg: reportartists: User sniggysmut is a known artist who draws from multifandoms, currently they draw from steven universe. Their art ranges from sexual to non-sexual, although the former is more common.
Why don’t we have Eggo’s in the UK, I want some damn toaster waffles!
bogleech: iguanamouth: zooophagous: carrioncoyote: badgerofshambles: sofiabiologista: Incredible Hercules beetle pupa 🎥 Hirofumi Kawano Alright I love the shit out of bugs, you know me. But honestly that thing looks like a fucking Guillermo
afriendlyblackhottie:orchidvioletindigo:afriendlyblackhottie:I would ask everyone in the notes making “Just get married” jokes to pay attention to the fact that the person who tweeted this has a wheelchair emoji in their name and remember
writing-prompt-s: Four roommates are extraterrestrials who have taken human form in the hopes of learning about Earth’s culture. Unfortunately, each alien is from a different planet and believes the other three are normal humans.
kissthelip5-betweenmyhip5: crystalnoel: This is a Pomsky. It’s a mix of a Pomeranian and a Siberian Husky. Pretty much the most adorable little thing ever! The thought of a Husky and a Pomeranian having sex scares the shit out of me.
concerningmishas: I’M SORRY BUT THIS REALLY PISSED ME OFF AND I NEEDED TO VENT. So I liked this page last year for the shits and gigs, as you do. I found it funny, and let slide the few sexist posts. Only recently- and after I got a tumblr- did I really
thechaoshat: So this little ass has been flying around my room scaring the shit out of me for the last 10 minutes so I cornered and trapped him in my EqG box WHO’S LAUGHING NOW
miamighostlights: gundamnjack: Off-duty sailor beats the shit out of an attempted rapist A bus driver who tried to rape a passenger at knifepoint chose the wrong victim, a court heard yesterday. The woman, an off-duty US navy sailor, knocked the knife
xyuwa: Sometimes Sasha scares the shit out of me. All the rest of the time she’s cute though.
l-shadows-fades: drinkyourfuckingmilk: I have the bad habit of leaving my computer on sometimes, so my dad always shuts it down because it drives him nuts. but he knows not to close photoshop without saving my drawings and this is the shit he saves
nostalgiaultra: Im that guy on an MMO who wont wear armour if it looks like shit I refuse I will wear a worse armour if it looks good and when all else fails i will wear nothing but pants and some gloves because I’d rather be killed than swagless
jellybeing: marththebland: that guy in the background is scaring the shit out of me
verchameleon:kittenswitheamitten:I did the Social Studies Fair on the American education system but was so pressed for time this is what I ended up turning in. Grade pending…A 95!!!
blind-diode: odinsblog: …I’ve been going thru this guy’s twitter for the last hour this is the shit
professorplaid: bigbosswithoutborders: Irony for you, “The Religion Of Peace” is and always has been the main source of Slavery longer than any other religion or ideology. It was those evil white Christians who brought an end to it in the West and
young-replica: JP Dark Souls III release tomorrow. People in the west must wait 3 more weeks. Bandai Namco gave a bunch of English versions to twitch streams including PC version. Streamers in the west are playing Dark Souls III right now as we wait
steppingoncellphones: Tokyo Ghoul: A Discovery of Just How Much I’m Into Guro Tokyo Ghoul: I Shouldn’t Be Aroused Right Now Tokyo Ghoul: Gosh He’s Pretty Tokyo Ghoul: Gosh He’s Even Prettier All Beat Up Tokyo Ghoul: Gee I Want To Kick The Shit
seanmonster: smaug-official: wicked-mint-leaves: naoren: filmeditor16: official-sokka: thats-not-a-toilet: korrastyle: OH SHIT is this why the show was taken off nick? So this is what air benders can do. Sucking the air out of people’s lungs.
clophalla: the-smiling-pony: cyclideon: “hmm. well, i could make principled arguments against trump and sanders. or i could not only pull a false equivalency, but also defend a company that crushes local economies, enforces absurd targets for its
shadowbabes:sometimes i really feel like the worst thing about my mental illnesses isn’t the symptoms — i’m familiar with those and i know how to ride them out. the worst part is when you’re in a writing workshop or a psych class and someone is
tycianeb: NASA has confirmed the discovery of a real-universe analogue of Gallifrey, the home planet of the Time Lords in Doctor Who. According to a recent article, NASA came across what it calls a “transiting circumbinary multi-planet system” –
misstylersmith: queenandani: If for some reason, Rose and Ten 2 make their way back into The Doctor Who series, It better start off with Rose just beating the shit out of some alien life form, clearly trapped somewhere, holding her own, then Ten 2 just
twerkingobserver: sean3116: elialys: always-singhal: can we start a fringe fandom please? what is a fringe fandom? a brand of toast? “The fandom… it has arrived.” yea bro but we need the password firstWhere does the gentleman live?
knock-knock-its-knuckles: opalisagoddess: Trust me guys if there was a new episode the entire fandom would be flipping out about. I still remembered how we hyped the shit out of “Steven the Sword Fighter” for like two weeks. yep. I’m planning
todaysbird:obsessed with photos from bird bandings where the bird is visibly not having a great time and/or choosing violencex
ping-and-mulan: 30 Day Disney Character Challenge - Most underrated film And when the time comes you get the chance to really test the cut of your sails, and show what you’re made of… well, I hope I’m there, catching some of the light coming
a-lot-like-diana: so basically when you have your period and your lower back hurts it is because your hips are contracting and spreading apart, only slightly, to make room for the release of the blood and linings of your uterus. so basically your body
timetogoblackandgold: soloontherocks: “Why would you watch women’s sports, the players are terrible–”(X) No man has ever scored a midfield goal in the World Cup Finals
foreheadfucking: Sad but unsurprising news: The X-Files Lego set has been rejected by the Lego company “due to the mature content of the show.” Just as I predicted. Typically only “family” shows/movies get made into Legos.
slenderica: firstruleofmethclub: Left and right are both directions. The difference between them is that when facing due North, your former will be to the West, and your latter will fall on the East. Remember which half of your body was placed in each
mydownlowache: blackcooliequeenreign: mordecai-put-your-phone-away: The single greatest roast in television history LMFAO Margaret with the shits Bruh the ending to this video was perfect
THE HUNGER GAMES MOVIE CONVEYS A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT PRO-ELITE MESSAGE THAT HAS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO DO WITH WHAT SUZANNE COLLINS WROTE, OKAY?
kikaimegami: abderianowl: mugenstyle: eccecorinna: wrathofprawn: for those not in the know, night witches were russian lady bombers who bombed the shit out of german lines in WW2. Thing is though, they had the oldest, noisiest, crappest planes in
cousinnick: moonblossom: I don’t know who you are, sir, but I hope it’s okay if I am objectifying the shit out of you. HOT DAMN SON THE BOW ISN’T THE ONLY THING THAT’S TIGHT Gdzie mój rag “kicz”?
blackberryshawty: ji-bril: thelittleblackmermaid: girlfights: Remeber when Amazon goddess Nia Moore beat tf out of Johnny and his wack ass girlfriend on The Real World I am so proud of thisLike he poured a drink on her hairIt was wasn’t she beat
tophtheblindbender: josiephone: josiephone: Okay guys, I’m going to get serious for a minute. If you’re not in Ireland at the moment, you may not know about the situation regarding the laws on abortion. It is completely illegal, even in cases
rahgot: guys… I just realized that the omnic from the Hero short is more human than most people out there… look at this he’s making the peace sign guys… he could have beat the shit out of those assholes (because he’s made out of metal you know)
i dont care how lame this sounds but lego x box games are the shit. like the pirates of the carribean and star wars ones are amazing and now we have a lord of the rings one.
safarizone: tino-vainamoinen: redkoolloops: the first time i saw that part i was a little kid and i think i actually started crying Oh my god, this freaked the shit out of me.
so what if Onion has a pet mouse and he feeds Steven’s food to it and it shows that Onion albeit creepy, has a soft sideor what if Amethyst transforms into a mouse to scurry around Onion’s home to find out what the shit is going on in there
pinesinthewoods: Okay, what happened to Stan between the store and home, he looks pretty beat up :/ .. In the second screencap you can see he’s still holding the box of lightbulbs….
luciferofficial: having a violence kink is the best thing because it’s like. someone wants to punch me in the face?? beat the shit out of me???? haha joke’s on them now their hand hurts and i have a boner
askcecewells: hanakotobawakodoku: one-death-of-a-reaper: annotatingarchangels: A Deadly Demon The Legend of the Angel…descriptive If I just use my first and last: Find the Pervert. If I used first, middle and last (knocking off ’the’):
e-jheman: The original SDCC 2015 clip with direct-feed audio and video! [Steven:]If you’re evil and you’re on the rise,you can count on the four of us taking you down,cause we’re good and evil never beats us,we’ll win the fight and then go out
cherubgirl: when ruby sleeps she probably kicks the shit out of anyone laying close to her, or rolls all over them. sapphire sleeps like the dead and stays stock still. usually ruby ends up either shoving her off the bed or laying entirely on top of
WHAT THE FUCK IS OUTSIDE MY HOUSE RIGHT NOW????????????????????????
alex-sumu: crowgale: almea: It’s been 33 episodes and counting since the last time Yang used her semblance in combat and I’m just d y i n g to see her flaming hair and red eyes be a sign of how strong she is again and not “blah blah blah Yang’s
renrenkii replied to your post: HOW DID I FORGET THAT BLOOD TESTS HURT SO BAD… Did you get your finger pricked or did you get it from the veins? I prefer it from my veins so they don’t have to stab the shit out of my fingers -.- from the vein;‿