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kyle-the-totodile: I am screaming!
chibi-masshuu: OMG The OUTS is back!
I’m watching The Haunting, the four-part “horror porn” from Cockyboys. (As an aside, the Wikipedia entry for the studio is very well managed – it should be a brochure.)The series is directed and written by the studio’s owner, Jake Jaxson,
This is completely and utterly awesome. Let the world know that this is the way that things should be. Also, be sure to check out The Oatmeal for more gargantuan brainboners.
the-wag: Sooooooooooooooooooo what’s the legal stance on making pokemon shirts and selling them. Will I get the nintendo lawsuit dick raw or is it relatively fair game (If I draw it myself and all)? From what I have gathered it’s “sell shit until
the leaked Lars episode……… Sadie has CALIGULA in her movies and if it’s THAT Caligula I’m thinking about………………Sadie is into some kinky shit, or more likely, the crewniverse XDI might be
lesbianium-z: euphrasiefauchelevent: the babadook being reshaped by tumblr into a gentle friendly figure (and lgbt icon) is the logical progression of the babadook as a metaphor for depression and grief into the babadook as metaphor for the fact that
the four stages of watching a drunk friend dancing or doing other stupid shit at the club
In the Incredible Hulk, Bruce swallows a flash drive and shits it out. The Incredible Hulk still canon in the MCU despite the whole recasting debacle. Which means Mark Ruffalo’s Bruce Banner shat out a flash drive.
vamprisms:vamprisms:covid sucks man i miss when you’d be at a gallery or museum and someone who knows shit would randomly talk to you for ages about the exhibit me, head empty, standing in the museum looking at a painting: huh freakie lookin lady
the rest of the world really shouldn’t laugh tho, the shit that happens over here might actually have a big effect on the rest of the world
youhearstatic:speckledcanvas: Now loading…a shit ton of memories… [Start description: A gif of the IPRE patch/logo design. The letters IPRE are bold and white in the center with the colored circles representing the planes in the planar system appearing
geodebiome:just had the sickest fucking idea of what the hunger looks like and had to visualize it . guys? this might be the dopest shit ive ever drawn.
thatwasuzi: pbkdf2: you are missing something! although those are the boots of the apollo 11 suits, they’re not what was worn on the moon. neil armstrong, not content with wearing just one pair of shoes, demanded nasa make him another, larger and cooler
greelin:best storylines are the ones where the wildest most off-the-wall shit occurs, one thing after another, unrelenting, and then at the end you realize it’s been happening over the course of like.. just a week. everyone’s been having a HELL of
akuma-no-uta: the-unpopular-opinions: Jokes like “I bathe in the tears of men” and “boys are WEAK” are annoying. And they’re everywhere on Tumblr. Why does everyone lose their shit when you make sexist jokes towards females, but making the
spooky-ichi replied to your post:Why does Gurren Lagann look so awesome in GIF…cause in the GIFs you only see the hype shit. Watch the show, you get the rest This is hellafied true.
rwfan11: At first Alex Riley had to think about it…. ….the he said ‘fuck it!’….and went for what he wanted! ……….which was Miz’s ASS! (I would have shit myself if he ripped his trunks off right in the middle of the ring! …
The world lost a great man, but the universe regained a great spirit. I am the “tinkles” too your “big guy”! The one and only person to be able to sneak up on you unintentionally and scare the shit out of you. And thank you for
the-real-numbers:daarlingdatura:the-real-numbers:Nothing fills me with rage quite like seeing “no overnight visitors” on an apartment advertisement, like, who the fuck do these random landlords think they are, to deny someone the ability to
youmakemydreams: (via andylarocca) OH MY GOD, GUYS, IT’S BEN AND RONNIE. HOLY SHIT I LOVED THE FIRST SEASON OF MAKE ME A SUPER MODEL. THE ORIGINAL KRADAM, SRSLY, THEY WERE A STRAIGHT MARRIED SOUTHERN GUY AND A GAY CITY-BASED GUY AND RONNIE (THE
kaciart: Stick suggested teenage Durins. With their father dead they would have to be the men of the house and do any of the DIY jobs that were needed. And because theyre young it probably wouldn’t be the best workmanship. But Thorin is looking for
ladynorthstar: Bjork prompted me the most amusing AU situation ever: Bilbo is Thorin’s horribly hipster bff who lives in the apartment beside theirs, but he hangs out at Thorin and Dwalin’s place 24/7 and leave all sorts of shit in their apartment
transjiimhawkins:taako making those candlenights macarons… insp by good little fic here., also the fact that he made macarons for everybody in the first place. shit man
this-artist-rushes-in: this is it. this…is it! Are you ready? Ready for the big finale, the last cycle, the last fight? Are you ready? I surely am not…
cancerously: in all seriousness, without getting into specific spoilers, I think the thing that bowls me over the most about the adventure zone is the absolute love and care you can feel in every single piece of it that comes out of it being a podcast
the-angry-tired-lesbian-bitch:Book/film/TV show: the villian is a murderer. A complete psychopath. Unhinged. They’re name strikes fear into the hero’s heartMe, tired of this shit: passBook/film/TV show: she-Me:
Allow me to play you the song of my people: “The Cups Song” - in Gaelic. Trust me, this shit is pretty.
Holy shit. It’s like the whole cast of The Good Wife took a level in badass, with hella strings in the background to match.
huffy-the-bicycle-slayer:huffy-the-bicycle-slayer:huffy-the-bicycle-slayer:I haven’t seen dancing pumpkin guy ONCE this year, are you guys okay?FINE! I’ll do it myselfWhy did 12 people reblog this today??? IT IS ONLY AUGUST!!!
You’re sitting in your room ~ door locked ~ with a pen in your hand and a blank piece of paper infront of you. Your hand is shaking, and the tears begin again - for the third time in the past hour. ‘To my family’ you write at the top of the page,
the-bite-of-frost: jamesbonfire: tastefullyoffensive: [extrafabulouscomics] i like the girl in the back whos dressed as the boss …….the dude on the left though by the water
the-jean-kirstein: boredsadbuthellarad: Rachel I know you like never see anything attack on titan so I dare u to try to figure out which one of those people is the main character
Watching Frankenweenie for the first time. What.The.Fuck.
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the-shameless-wolf:2017 was without a doubt the worst year of my life… Getting the shit beat out of you by your own brain isn’t fun let alone letting it affect your life. I find that I have to try so much harder for the most basic things whether they
chlorogirl: Here’s some selfies, because I was feeling like shit about my appearance.
zifelline: i finally finished all of the shirts! just in time for the anime announcement….all the profits are still going to my friend Ren for his medical bills, rent, etc!(p.s. all designs have a version with text)
zombiemiki: Along with the Pikachu Oops! spin-off, Pokemon Center exclusive ORAS starters and legendaries (Groudon and Kyogre) plush, and ORAS starters 1:1 size plush release, the ORAS games, and the limited edition New 3DS with special Groudon/Kyogre
is it possible to get the le autograph kokoro through scouting or am i shit out of luck with ever wanting to idolize him??
owlmylove: angel-of-the-lord: #is it wrong that I ship the first couple like #bro you guys are endgame top right oh my god only woman in the world allowed to fuck up the presidents shit National OTP. Black Excellence
the-angels-have-teslas-at-221b: parenting tip making fun of your kid for enjoying the things they enjoy is the quickest way to make them feel so completely isolated from you that they are more comfortable talking to strangers on the internet than you
wishaniggawood: cleophatracominatya: alienswithankhs: Chris Rock just said the realest shit on Aisha Tyler’s podcast: “people talk about the back of the bus, people talk about lunch counters and all this stuff - they don’t tell you that white
the-perks-of-being-black: “…[This] text never happened and the couple isn’t named Roger and Kirsten.But don’t worry! The photo is real. The couple is Amy and Ian and they got married in Detroit….” Ryan Broderick, BuzzFeed“Amy and Ian Hicks
the-real-eye-to-see: This took place alwost a week ago, this woman was then reportedly let go, and now she wants to spread the word! She is not a kid! She is a woman! The female officer does nothing to stop the assault and attack of the male officer
kingjaffejoffer: The lawyer I retained you said you leakin’ some thingsAll this after a week in the bingI’m mad at myself, ‘cause I didn’t spot the weaklingI would’ve bet the house you wouldn’t speak a thingNigga, this was the oath, to the
goodqueenalys: nomadactual: goodqueenalys: The 2nd Amendment is no longer the right to bear arms. The 2nd Amendment has become the right to take lives.The 2nd Amendment is no longer aiding citizens. The 2nd Amendment is now abetting murderers. When
ileftmyheartinwesteros: My mother mailed me my seashells:) All of these were found on the beach or in the ocean at Virginia Beach, VAPlease do not repost the-wandering-kind said:Giraffe? Yup! It was a toy I found on the beach lol. I was 9 or 10 and
congenitaldisease: The above photo recently appeared in the paranormal section of Reddit.com. The OP writes: “This picture was taken of a nurse’s viewing monitor. On the monitor, this black figure appeared standing on top of the patient who was lying
:The girl tried to escape for the umpteenth time, but her captor was waiting for this latest attempt. He taped the shit out of her and threw her on the bed. The well stuffed gag with multiple strips of tape plastered over her mouth is reducing her cries
the shit ive done disgusts me. to the point where i want to throw up. the people ive let in, the people ive trusted, the people ive even said a word to. i cant live with myself. i hate it.
I hear the sound of chairs moving/creeking coming from the dinning room & I’m scared cause I don’t want to end up being dragged around the house like those bitches from the Paranormal Activity movies. D’:
misshyattchan: shameful-display: “The Berserk movies were in 3D and they turned out well. I’m sure the new anime will be fine!” I need to pause the sexy stuff for a minute to address this. The art style from the movies and now the anime, ARE
the-stray-liger: *watches opening* … *memorizes the anime, all the characters’s data, the writers’ bios, buys all the related merch and makes anime themed wedding*
discount-supervillain: “The chainsaw. The chainsaw.It’s right there. Right on the table. You looked right at it. No. Not the rake.The CHAINSAW. IT’S RIGHT THERE. It’s like watching a fuckin’ r rated dora the explorer! FINALLY, GOOD JOB, YOU
attabe: rwby team orders in a new considerably large appliance since ruby broke the old one (it does not matter which appliance, which does matter is that it comes in a very large box) and the box is left behind in the middle of the room and becomes
noiresplendence: Fox!Anna and Vet!Elsa. Let’s just say….Elsa found Anna in her little fox form when Elsa was out in the woods. She spotted Fox!Anna wounded and unconscious and decided to bring her home to check and patch her up. Its just that, Elsa
the-sherlocked-avatar: the-sherlocked-avatar: the-sherlocked-avatar: THE THING SURROUNDING HIM?? YEAH THATS RAVA HOLY BEJESUS WAIT IM WRONG I JUST REALIZED THATS NOT RAVA ITS ZATU!!! THEY RELEASED ZATU WHEN THE PORTAL OPENED!!! I REPEAT I WAS WRONG
karkat:i have such a love/hate relationship with how the homestuck fandom existed in 2012. it really was a fucking Experience.things are so quiet now. some of you guys have NO IDEA what shit went down. the askblogs. the lyricstucks. upd8s. mspaprophet.