the potato
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iwasrightaboutthesun: scratchnhack: bringmeasirenbridesveil: A lot of my followers say they think they look like potatoes, but you know what? You’re a very cute potato, that make all the boy potatoes go yup yup yup I read this as “My Flowers
cleanbodyfreshstart: {two steamed sweet potatoes} mashed one with cinnamon and ate the other plain, so yummy! I just put the whole sweet potato into the microwave for 5 minutes more/less depending on the size. So easy!
bringmeasirenbridesveil: A lot of my followers say they think they look like potatoes, but you know what? You’re a very cute potato, that make all the boy potatoes go
thrivingonplants:SWEET POTATO FRIES vs WHITE POTATO FRIES?! 🍟🍠⁉️ Seasoned the sweet potato ones with paprika & white potato ones with loads of herbs 😍 ✖️Which would you pick? 😁🙌🏼 . . . . . #vegan #healthy #vegansofig #veganfoodshare
hot-potato-cold-bazooka: hot-potato-cold-bazooka: So I’m moving into a new apartment, and I was told that the room had been damaged, but nothing could have prepared me for the fact that someone had carved Li Shang’s head out of the bathroom door
iamftns: Crunchy Zucchini & Sweet Potato fries! But not fried! ;) Zucchinis Sweet Potato(you choose the quantity of zucchinis and sweet potatoes you want) Microwave the sweet potatoes for about two minutes to soften them up. That will make it easier
stevesbootyshorts: I just love how much Mark Watney hates potatoes. Can you imagine how hard the crew would troll him after he gets back? Sending him fancy gift baskets but they’re full of potatoes. Potatoes in his stocking for christmas. Giving him
escapekit: Idaho Potato Commission A potato-shaped hotel is now available for rent in Boise, Idaho. The famous six-ton potato first spent seven years on the road behind a truck-trailer, scouring 48 US states to promote Idaho starch.
officialunitedstates: the phone rings. you pick it up but all you hear is the sound of mashed potatoes. you try to hang up the phone but it turns into mashed potatoes in your hand. you wipe your hand off on your pants but those are mashed potatoes
bisexualbucky: ok but why is ‘potato’ always used negatively in phrases? ‘couch potato’ and ‘he looks like a potato’……… what the hell have potatoes ever done to you? potatos are the mvps of the food world, the backbone of many dishes.
archdemonblood: absurdcachinnation: bisexualbucky: ok but why is ‘potato’ always used negatively in phrases? ‘couch potato’ and ‘he looks like a potato’……… what the hell have potatoes ever done to you? potatos are the mvps of the
guardians-of-the-food: How to Make the Best Ever Airfryer Sweet Potato Fries Healthy eating doesn’t have to be boring. These delicious sweet potato fries are made in the AirFryer and taste simply irresistible! Low in fat and calories, this recipe is
oh my god i’m a fucking moron a couple weeks ago Nick and I got into a tiff about potatoes. potatoes He thought I ate the leftover potatoes and I thought he ate them and it turned into a fight I’m so fucking absent minded that I just found
foodffs: Hello, Potato Lovers. Creamy Potato and Ham Soup THE PERFECT BAKED POTATO Roasted Garlic Asiago Potato Salad Bacon, Potato, and Egg Casserole Chili Baked Potato with Cheese Cheesy Loaded Potato Bombs Mini Potato Skins Mashed Potato
howtogetawaywithcoxinha: queenconsuelabananahammock: al-the-stuff-i-like: HOW THE FUCK IS THAT A POTATO Bruh cooking a potato so it reaches the plasma state
berrystumpytail: one potato two potato three potato four! five potato six let the bodies hit the floor!
best-of-funny: potato-tots: potato-tots: potato-tots: potato-tots: potato-tots: a bug has infiltrated my bathroom I’ve decided to name it Jim Jim walks the not-so-red carpet you’re a star, Jim Jim edorses oral hygiene Jim doesn’t even
topsecretumbreonage: bisexualbucky: ok but why is ‘potato’ always used negatively in phrases? ‘couch potato’ and ‘he looks like a potato’……… what the hell have potatoes ever done to you? potatos are the mvps of the food world, the
potatoe-shavings: officialradioshack: wow the fucking description
weirdvintage: The Mammoth Potato Hoax of Loveland, Colorado, 1894—Joseph B. Swan was a proud potato farmer who claimed to have grown a potato that was 13 pounds and 8 ounces. W.L. Thorndyke, editor of the Loveland Reporter, came up with an idea
the-anime-vines: Potatoes are much more delicious when hot - Sasha Braus
the-blerd-potato: sono-hyoko: everythingwealwayswere: black-stoners: thepinkcornmoon: lonewolfchick420: sharea: psalmsofraven: smilephia: smilephia: 11-11-1992: igotthemusic: chrissongzzz: Guys this is Really Really Important…. Keep your
the-skeleton-queen: jai-paul: are you fucking kidding me its him its mash potato
potato-chips-in-the-bath: my housemate was joking about me having an affair with someone, but she got stuck on a gender-neutral word for mistress/master and said mattress
the-sour-potatos-lover: Health of helps’ a treasure
the-baddest-potato:I definitely didn’t get this on my first try
potatoeing: doitsusleftnut: navigatorin: gabrielsaunteredvaguelydownwards: meanwhile in england i am in a dress everybody you talk to opens conversation with ‘FUCK it’s hot’ there are three hour long traffic jams for the beach everybody not
talkinsnack: Honey Roasted Fingerling Sweet Potatoes with Cumin and Cilantro 1 lb of finger sweet potatoes (can use regular sweet potatoes, cut into the same size 1 teaspoon of ground cumin ½ teaspoon of sea salt ½ teaspoon of freshly
the-skeleton-queen: jai-paul: are you fucking kidding me its him its mash potato @slendershadow1
the-perks-of-being-potato: When I try to do something with my life.
the miracle of potato salad
the-absolute-funniest-posts: lulz-time: ask your doctor before using potatoes This is an awesome blog for you to follow, click here to do it OH YEAH
potato-kumi: my cat finally looks like the 20-year-old geezer he is
the-lost-potato-princess:daddysdlg: Do you want a yummy snack, Daddy? xMore DD/LG naughtiness on DaddysDLG.Tumblr.com🎀 Well do ya?
the-lost-potato-princess: me-and-my-honeybee: truthseekerlp: ladydei: lost-in-bne: psych2go: Classic Visual Illusions to Make Your Brain Shit Itself Fuck I love shit like this! NDT calls them “brain fails”. Love that shit. No tumblr, is 2am,
the-faceless-potato: Jean you’re one to talk.
the life of a potato
