the potato
NSFW Tumblr
find the potato on porn pin board
the potato clips
sasha-the-potato-monster:chronic-genderbender: rise-of-the-castiel: no-chickflick-moments: Family by *chipthechipmonk Brb, crying WHO DID THIS HOW DARE YOUÂ These were unnecessary feels that I resolutely did not need tonight. Ouch
“I am glad you liked my potato, but I bet that’s not the only thing about me you would like.â€
downeysjrmoved-blog: “This is Jesse, the roughest toughest cowboy in the whole West. She loves critters but none more than her best pal, Bullseye. This is Rex the meanest most terrifying dinosaur who ever lived! The Potato Heads, Mr. and Mrs. You
emo-fxckboy: lizzie-the-potato: sixpenceee: Mount Fuji as seen from the sea (Source) *Did you know* that the Americans actually had a plan to paint Mount Fuji red, but didn’t due to the amount of paint that would have to be used. Is no one gonna
too-much-green: I finally gave in and did one of those cool pokemon variations going around \o/ I picked Chikorita (my radish baby) for mine and it’s based on different parents, mainly the father! I’ve always liked the idea that when breeding 2 different
suchtrappiness: A few more of the pics I took last night!Hope you all enjoy, regardless of the potato-like camera quality anyways.. Would love to hear what you all think though!
While combing the beach for the unexplained, and buried pirate treasure, I found some very mysterious chips. They’re of the potato persuasion, ruffled and coated with some sort of green “flavor-substance”. I suspected it to be a
I’ve been doing a lot better since I moved! Internet should be back this week :D*internal screetching*My birthday is the 14th, my ass is going to be able to have regular streams again. I am regulating the food that is bough so i can’t eat
Monthly Patreon post & progress update.Tristana was done in Photoshop. Still don’t have a full handle but getting closer.The Deathigner picture can be found on Pixiv and FA because I don’t feel like getting into an argument with a Tumblr potato.The
Also, keep the questions coming.
i-have-good-taste: You bring the love, I’ll bring the potatoes.
demimond23: I made an OC c: Bronze dragon from WoW, in a goblin form. The name is Zindormi. Treat her well, please. Picture generously supported by my patrons at Patreon.com, who provided me with enough money to buy all the potatoes and bacon I needed
irene-the-potato: wizardshark: suselling: oh yeah, in celebration of 2019, i feel like it is important to note that 2019 is the last year that chara falling into the underground can happen…. you know what that means yall, gotta go dive into a hole
feng-shui-of-the-potatoes: woodelf68: ednursey: theoffensivemomma: stardustandswirls: me to the demon in the corner of my room: ain’t u got shit to do He’d been lurking about for days now, this shadow thing. It used to scare me, terrify me straight
mewsiex: feng-shui-of-the-potatoes: woodelf68: ednursey: theoffensivemomma: stardustandswirls: me to the demon in the corner of my room: ain’t u got shit to do He’d been lurking about for days now, this shadow thing. It used to scare me, terrify
echoesofoswin: leonkuwatastonguepiercing: mukuroikusabaka: finish this sentence: m y body craves for the touch of mashed potatoes, the soft white flesh of the vegetable sliding over my body. i havent slept in fifteen days. only the beautiful rapturous
if-it-fits-it-ships: benefrickcumberbatch: soglideaway: perksofbeingajediknight: How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irish man? None DUDE THATS LOW just like the population of Ireland during the Great Famine history nerds are the best.
I forgot to mention that my flight back had in-flight programming. The little TV screens dropped from the top of the cabin and suddenly Big Bang Theory was playing. So happy US Airways transferred my flight to United, I tell you.
liturgicelly: my bio prof: which parasite caused the potato famine? the tiny desperate tired voice in my head: don’t say the english, it’s correct, but don’t say it
liturgicelly: esoanem: liturgicelly: my bio prof: which parasite caused the potato famine? the tiny desperate tired voice in my head: don’t say the english, it’s correct, but don’t say it This is a common misconception! As the English usually
alabasterpickles:I am down with a cold so I’ve spent the week watching the Twilight Zone and Creature Features to cope, here’s all of my couch potato The Ghost and Molly McGee drawings! Definitely going to clean them up but for now, enjoy the doodles
frankoceano: This is Jesse, the roughest toughest cowboy in the whole West. She loves critters, but none more than her best pal, Bullseye. This is Rex, the meanest most terrifying dinosaur who ever lived! The Potato Heads, Mr. and Mrs. You gotta
kidwithgoggles: HOW THE FUCK DO PEOPLE FORGET THAT THIS HAPPENED WHY THE FUCK IS THE POTATO HER THING WHEN SHE TURNED INTO A FUCKING DEMON OVER BREAD
novanoah: During the Halloween of 1923, 3 months after their marriage, The Mustangs were in Urdor, Ishval. Ishvalans don’t celebrate Halloween, but they do have the Ālū Janma festival on November 1st (which is the potato harvest festival). Due
ma-morrison: I’m gonna be cooking Thanksgiving dinner for the first time in the longest time… Wish me luck! I will keep my fingers crossed for you! Back home I wasn’t allowed to touch the turkey but I did the potatoes and the green beans.
prince-ichi: the prompt tonight on dmmd 69min was celebration of the anime premiere idk
erialtrece: Good evening, I’m a lizard woman from the dawn of time, and this is my wife – The potatoe one, the green one and the not-green one (a.k.a. Strax, Madame Vastra and Jenny Flint)
did-you-kno: In 1831, the Choctaw Indians endured death and starvation when they were forced out of Mississippi to travel the Trail of Tears. Just 16 years later, they learned of the people in Ireland who were starving to death during the potato famine
i just put the aluminum foil back…..in the fridge
wowanddresdenfiles: iraffiruse: The potatoes have escaped Will always reblog the walking barking loaves of bread. OMG! The slippers move on their own!
al-the-stuff-i-like: HOW THE FUCK IS THAT A POTATO
cherryhillpark: “I admit it. I peed in the lake. But, if you tell the camp counselors, I’ll tell them that you jerked off in the potato salad. Who do you think they’ll believe?”
Today was shit af 1. Full day ‘team building’ seminar 2. It was in the city! I hate the city 3. Menu was shit at catering for dietary needs (literally ate spinach and potatoes) 4. Only 2 people out of 7 of my team were there 5. “Pick someone
knightsolaireofthesun:I love SCP because you have things likeSUPER DANGEROUS ULTRA SENTIENT FLESH VIRUS THAT HAS POTENTIAL TO DESTROY THE WORLD MUST CONTAIN AT ALL COST GOD HAVE MERCY ON OUR POOR SOULSAnd then you haveHalf cat
kingscrown666:aescapisms:There’s an old saying (I think it’s Russian): the same boiling water that softens the potato will harden the egg
luvablemonsterrr:storytellerluna: docislegend: deathbydeadlifts: Damn Solid words and the potatoes don’t understand why the eggs aren’t reacting the same way they are ^^^^ last comment!
Mission update, the potatoes are on the stove, may the March of time (and the oven) boil them perfectly
nudusforis: my-wanton-self: @nudusforis I could have sworn it was the ‘feesh’ from the ‘fush’ …. [and let’s not even involve the potato farmers/local takeaway and get into the whole ‘chups’ saga] FishF - uh - sh, not F - e - e -
tattooedzombigirl:theman:beardedmrbean:I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.
fantasiesoflibertines: I’m sure it is just a small omission in error but the slide before the couch snuggling is “you made me a fantastic steak with red pepper and dauphinoise potatoes…”
lex-for-lexington: Before you ask, the two pictures above are related. Confused? Don’t worry, I’ll explain it.USS O’Bannon and the Potato Incident of 1943“The history of the Pacific War can never be written without telling the story of the USS
poetryandthoughts: “I dare you to put this picture of a potato in the astronomy textbook.”
downeysjrmoved-blog: “This is Jesse, the roughest toughest cowboy in the whole West. She loves critters but none more than her best pal, Bullseye. This is Rex the meanest most terrifying dinosaur who ever lived! The Potato Heads, Mr. and Mrs. You gotta
more rants im sorry so since i can’t eat a regular diet i bought the things i would be eating before i had the surgery like potatoes and yogurts and ramen and things like that, of course now after a week its almost out and my dad did groceries twice
poodelle: 1blck7: When you have to hold the mcdonalds bag in the car so you eat fries out of everyone else’s fry and then take the one with the most when you get home This is my aesthetic
j-dueso: atomic-flash: The Ross Sisters do their acrobatics during the ‘Potato Salad’ number in the 1944 musical, ‘Broadway Rhythm’. Morbo+Cinema Broadway Rhythm (1944)
bonpyro: My monochrome delicious age gap AU where Blake is a senior member of the White Fang and Weiss is still the snotty verylittle brat. This first began with my obsession with funblade’s Future Blake, which sparked the idea of pairing her with
flatbear:feels-like-fire:ryuuenx:krazehcakes:Bow down to the kinglisseemaeflatbearI KNEW. WHEN I SCROLLED DOWN AND SAW POTATOES I FUCKING KNEW SOMEONE WOULD TAG ME IN THIS.
shingekinodenim: There’s a reason why Sasha was in the top ten and it really irks me when people try to undermine her character or belittle what she’s done. That episode with the potato takes part three years in the past, the girl has grown a lot
hungry-skeleton: battly-watt-13: irene-the-potato: wizardshark: suselling: oh yeah, in celebration of 2019, i feel like it is important to note that 2019 is the last year that chara falling into the underground can happen…. you know what that
I’ve been growing potatoes in 5 gallon buckets and they’ve been doing really successfully for over a month and the vines are humongous. The only problem I’ve been having is that they keep getting infested with these tiny little flying bugs that
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