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bozzykinz:“These here are ma thinkin’ potatoes!” a starving irishman could’ve eaten that potato
He didn’t get the memo sry sasha pls come back. (Also long post because otp means twice the fun. For everyone who’s been asking for Sasha and Connie and the infamous potato scene that we do not speak of ever again.)
creator-time: its-the-fangirl: creator-time: iraffiruse: The potatoes have escaped Those are hamsters. No they’re potatoes. Don’t you correct me. Those are hamsters.
subbii2: I tried twerking again. Whoop-ee-doodle. Unfortunately, a combination of crap lighting, and potato gif quality really hampers the effect. Not that I can really twerk all that well to begin with, but still! I’m guessing the potato referen
Peri is getting very fed up with Steven’s punning(Submitted by shiro-neko-potato)
Check out what I found while skinning a bag of potatoes at the Fry Shop! Does this studly spud remind you of anyone? Maybe a certain blogger?It’s me! It looks just like me! I’m sure the boys in the White House Science Lab would have you believe
freackthehopeful: I have potatoes now! I think that I shall fry the potatoes with butter and call that dinner! Perhaps I will find a way to ad chess because everything is better with cheese. I am so excited over this twelve dollar shopping trip I took
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Airi found a sweet potato on the river lol
ruf1ohn1tram: chazzfox: doujinshi: brothernatures: localstarboy: Not In This House: They Weren’t Feeling This Sweet Potato Pie Recipe Whatsoever bitch what the fuck i have to kill myself after witnessing this Ohhh my god
poindextersupreme: she-bear-daddy: vivaciousvarlot: femtoxic: The potato has been genetically modified ever since scientists realized they could fight back blight that caused the Irish potato famine ALL citrus fruits are GMO hybrids of the pomelo,
hamigakimomo: gracerofl: lacquerandcandy: brightspots: ASDFGHJKL;’ This is ridiculously adorable and must be stopped. Omg if your emotions are anything like mine five seconds ago, this will help little potato little potato
gridmark: thejeweloffourderps: confusedtree: peel-a-potato-with-a-potato: confusedtree: Happy Canada Day Canadians scare me a little more every day. This isn’t even my final form you pitiful mass of flesh I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT AT ALL, WHAT
sweetoothgirl: phantomthetiger: chunkysalsa1009: tyleroakley: Potatoes, though… They’re like the best. Poor potato gif, innocently dancing as his whole family lies slaughtered above him. ^that
anicewitch: I don’t understand why anyone who loves mashed potato that much would waste it like Bodger and Badger did. They would just fling it all over the bloody place. Who’s that into mash anyway? I mean, I LOVE mashed potato but not so much that
ferveurfemme: note-a-bear: Dear Queens, Why is there a sweet potato on the platform? That’s just the traditional Queens subway sweet potato.
jonnovstheinternet: my friend tried the potato setting on his microwave Slice the potato, what are you doing?????
ask-yuta-wuta-ponies: The Potato Lord appreciates your input and wishes you prosperity for the next year. Chilimod: Nom nom nom! This potato needs some salt xD!
ponypotatoes: !!! Potatoes certainly aren’t used to beeps! The Potatoes are always super appreciative of kind words <3333 <3
ponypotatoes: Peep or treat! The Potatoes have never been trick or treating before, and in many ways the celebrations are still very new to them! Lil’Blue dressed up as a lady bug! He seemed to really love the idea, seeing that Lady Bugs are Potatoes
85% of my motivation for working on a Shingeki no Kyojin cosplay is to be able to go to a con with the small potatoes and have a ridiculous photoshoot with them.
I’m watching the cutest Small Potatoes episode with them talking about punk music and IT’S SO SWEET because it’s talking about being yourself and punk rock. EDIT: IT’S THE I’M A LITTLE RAINDROP EPISODE
soundlyawake: 21 Ways You Can Take Mashed Potato To The Next Level
peregrintoolc: I’m thankful for all the different ways I can eat potatoes
robinrealhood: no matter what you believe in, whether you’re religious or not, whether you have one god, twenty gods or no god i think we can all agree that potatoes in all their versatile forms are fuckin beautiful
super-sandri: yrbff you can only pick one
whitemourning:whitemourning:what soup ingredient are you.. options include garlic carrot potato corn and a secret option 🌽🍅🥔🍲🥕🧅🧄glad to see that we are all loving the soup 🥰🥄
tattooedzombigirl:theman:beardedmrbean:I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.
chatotai: chatotai: dont compare dashcon to the potato salad guy dashcon is a literal clusterfuck of “what”, shadiness and poor planning that got 17k entirely for themselves that they may not have even needed the potato salad guy is donating the
cantcolonizethispussy:softwhorecore: cantcolonizethispussy: potatoes are actually my unproblematic fave But they were the cause of a famine i can’t believe u just pulled receipts on potatoes also they weren’t the cause at all so
emily-the-penguin: hey. hey guys. Ashed Potatoes. . . it’s 3 am please take photoshop away from me
forkanna: rainbowninjaprincess1: forkanna: hellyeahpuckentine Thank you, tiny potato 200 NOTES ON THIS HOW MANY INSPIRATIONAL POTATOES DO YOU NEED
Tall-Tale Postcard - The Way We Raise Potatoes
crissle: dopegirlfresh: genderbitch: tranzient: peecharrific: missapples22: macaire: wakeupwise: bikesandbridges: a turtle eating mashed potatoes. i… i just… OMG Oh my God. look at his lil hand tho! and the potato mountain next to him
deadjolras: wilsonhiggsbury: morivan: Between Dashcon and Potato Salad, I think we can all really agree that July 2014 was the month in history where we proved the Free Market is bullshit. except the potato salad guy has come forward and said he will
deanprincesster: without potatoes we wouldn’t have french fries OR vodka we should be making daily ritualistic sacrifices to the potatoes
I put my rose on the windowsill next to my giant potato plant. The little orange crossandra is doing okay.
My potato plant wasn’t looking so great. It didn’t recover from the shock of moving to a new pot so I harvested it. I can’t believe I grew this from a peel accidentally thrown in my compost box :)
fitwithoutfat: Lunch. Baked red potatoes w/heirloom tomatoes and guac 🍅. I tossed the potatoes in smoked paprika, granulated garlic, a mix of savory herbs, and maple syrup! Baked at 400 degrees for about 40 min. 😊
perspectave: iraffiruse: The potatoes have escaped I WANT A POTATOE
whoopsrobots: poindextersupreme: she-bear-daddy: vivaciousvarlot: femtoxic: The potato has been genetically modified ever since scientists realized they could fight back blight that caused the Irish potato famine ALL citrus fruits are GMO hybrids
thefrogman: Vitruvian Potato by Katrina Constantine [tumblr] In collaboration with Awkward Elevator [tumblr] PREVIOUSLY… The History and Social Influence of the Potato Volume 1
It is a testament to how sad my life is that i am really excited about this heart shaped potato. (I tried to think up a potato/love based pun but no joy, i’m afraid.)
Ate at #figlmüller while in #vienna #Austria two weeks ago. They make the most famous #weinerschnitzel in the city! It was so good. 😋 #food #latergram #potatoes #latedinner #procecco #dinnerforone
fullcravings: Coconut Pineapple Sweet Potato Bread with Rum Icing and Toasted Coconut Like this blog? Visit my Home Page or Video page for more!And please Subscribe to the Email Club (it’s free) for a sexy bonus gift :)~Rebloging the Art of
well i make this …amm umm i dont know i have a second part but i dont know how put in the same post because im a potatoe … oh mY GOSsHHHhHHh//// thiS IS RLY SWEET THANK YOUUaaaaaaa♥♥
she-bear-daddy: vivaciousvarlot: femtoxic: The potato has been genetically modified ever since scientists realized they could fight back blight that caused the Irish potato famine ALL citrus fruits are GMO hybrids of the pomelo, mandarin, and citron-
tattooedzombigirl:theman:beardedmrbean:I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time. oh sure what the hell