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reallyndacarter:tattooedzombigirl:theman:beardedmrbean:I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.I would enjoy some good luck from the potato.
passthecocaine: the-hobbit-hair: passthecocaine: Excuse me but what is this doing in the potato tag that does not look like a fucking potato to me why were you in the potato tag
catwithbenefits: wasp9000: sushicat34: why not jump on the meme bandwagon. I’m peaches Soap potato or peaches… Maybe all 3 in various parts I am Soap and Potato
brainrotburger:tattooedzombigirl:theman:beardedmrbean:I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.Potato pls I just need a good rest
slugbox: spazzeon: ilikechildren–fried: jetpack-jenny: al-the-stuff-i-like: HOW THE FUCK IS THAT A POTATO it’s not it’s a dragon egg y'all are so bad at cooking you open the gates of hell baking a fucking potato Slugbox this is how
helpabluehorse: Potato Lord appreciates your input and wishes you prosperity in the following year. PRAISE TO THE POTATO LORD! Ketchup for the Ketchup God, Fries for the Fry Throne! (X3 thanks) xD!
Today I worked the busiest day of my life at my job (700 registered visitors wat). Also, I’m in the dining hall right now and “Thrift Shop” is on and all I can think of is the small potatoes. I hope everyone is having a good start to
just-shower-thoughts: Its amazing how potatoes give us chips, french fries and vodka. Get your shit together, every other vegetable
bisexualbucky: ok but why is ‘potato’ always used negatively in phrases? ‘couch potato’ and ‘he looks like a potato’……… what the hell have potatoes ever done to you? potatos are the mvps of the food world, the backbone of many dishes.
oceanicsteam: veggieburqers: beauty comes in all shapes and sizes I’m pretty sure this is like the 5th time I’ve reblogged this because omg
forgotteninferno: glittertitties: paper-planes-and-toy-trains: you are my sunshine my only sunshine you make me happy when skies are gray you’ll never know dear how much i love you please dont take my sunshine away this is the most beautiful
thebibliosphere: thebibliosphere: When life hands you mashed potatoes, make tattie scones- Scottish proverb, probably. For those asking for the recipe: 250g mashed potato (floury potatoes work best) 25g butter ½ tsp salt ¼ tsp baking powder 50g plain
battlefem: you wanna see some badass shit from the early 20th century?? The Lumière brothers created the first full color photograph… in fucking 1903! So these dudes dyed potatoes (in red, blue, and green), mashed them down into just pure fuckin’
animehime94:tattooedzombigirl:theman:beardedmrbean:I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.I trust you potato 🙏
“The human whose name is written in this note shall die”
kitten-inwonderland: iraffiruse: The potatoes have escaped I WANNA PLAY WITH THE POTATO the potatoes have returned!!!!
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cameoamalthea: firelover25: This is what happens when you eat too many potatoes… Wait so did Sasha turn into a potato or have the potatoes risen up to slay her?
guardians-of-the-food: Ham and Potato Corn Chowder
guardians-of-the-food: Loaded Baked Potato Chicken Casserole
tokyopewpew: missveryvery: isn’t the potato a “superfood”? like can’t you live on potatoes and like, milk? how can we make potatoes become exotic. NEW Incan WoNDER FOOD!! Eat this m I r a c l e secret POWER root that Has been used for CENTURIES.
The Potato Monarch: nostalgiabyproxy: killyouranxiety: a really excellent way to reduce...
deducecanoe: davelistersstalker: bunterglitzer: scumfolk: The liquor one killed me I really love dogs anyway Oh this is just the cutest I am a fan of the potato one. Like… potatos. Of all the things LOL
sushicat34: why not jump on the meme bandwagon. I’m peaches
colleendoran:reallyndacarter:tattooedzombigirl:theman:beardedmrbean:I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.I would enjoy some good luck from the potato. I need some luck right now, so all hail the Lucky Potato.
iswearimnotnaked: i put a potato in the microwave and pressed the potato button and now it’s just flashing the word potato over and over and my potato is spinning and i think i just summoned the potato god
endangered-justice-seeker: If you put half a potato in each sock and sleep with them on, the potato turns black. This is due to oxidation of the potato. It is claimed that it is sucking the bad vibes out of the body. Anti-vaxxers are a danger to public
Mission success, potatoes have been boiled, potatoes have been mashed, and I made the water into a broth, my cooking prowess and pure unadulterated genius continues unmatched. I will prosper in the coming days.
why do people delete the source, it literally doesn’t affect me, but someone might want get their rocks off to the proper resolution photo sets. I know I’m being a bitch but goddamn, sorry for the rant etc
These are going in the ground this morning! Red Duke of York seed potatoes. Hopefully, 10 weeks from today, I’ll have some lovely fresh new potatoes. Perfect for par boiling, marinading and then grilling on the barbecue.
-nowimfreefallin: THEY GOT SAND IN THE POTATO SALAD! THEY GOT SAND IN THE POTATO SALAD THEY GOT SAND IN THE POTATO SALAD THEY GOT SAND IN THE POTATO SALAD
the–potato-queen: @ogrebeast’s fucking rad helix
knottedsnowflakes:colleendoran:reallyndacarter:tattooedzombigirl:theman:beardedmrbean:I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.I would enjoy some good luck from the potato. I need some luck right now, so all
blackwoolncrown:medranochav:mrs-milano:reallyndacarter:tattooedzombigirl:theman:beardedmrbean:I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.I would enjoy some good luck from the potato. It fixed my car last time 🥰and
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mrs-milano:reallyndacarter:tattooedzombigirl:theman:beardedmrbean:I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.I would enjoy some good luck from the potato. It fixed my car last time 🥰
lokilockedcougar:redskye572:secondlina:tattooedzombigirl:theman:beardedmrbean:I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.Reblogging because it’s a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes
