the potato
NSFW Tumblr
find the potato on porn pin board
the potato clips
potato-story: “In the name of the moon I’ll punish you”His character song title is just too tempting to pass XD
potato: potato: stephaniexwins: I made stew. It was awesome. I love potatoes. i luv u too wait what was in the stew
potato-story: This must be how it happened. Also still slightly disturbed by what Zackly did to the “whatever the name was” but a larger part of me still ponders on whether or not they had the technology to produce liquefied nourishments to supply
the-redheaded-potato: wuffen: haven’t been able to stop thinking about shiro calling keith baby since friday, this is very distracting and i am in need of assistance Keith didn’t like waking up in daylight. Years of the Garrison’s 5AM wake up
the-shy-fa: ladyhallen: weeb-potato: How to write a morally gray character: Have their ideals be right but their methods be wrong Make it seem like their dastardly methods are really the only way to achieve the goal for the “greater good.” Have
potato-bear: nevver: Six Decades of the Most Popular Names for Girls What the fuck was with Jennifer holy shit
art is a weapon. use it.
potato-lord-but-not:This post started going around a lil bit and I was like oh no now everyone’s seeing that awful drawing of Dirk—(it’s not the worst but still) so here’s a redemption drawing with an added jacket that I got after I drew the first
potato-lord-but-not:After like two weeks we finally have em, the trio in a few outfits of mine. Also a closeup of Farah because I really like how she turned out, even tho the fit is kinda meh-
the-colors-of-boho: inretr0spectt: Potatoes gon’ potate look at that potato potatin. go potato go. i adore this omg
potato-tots: she wears short skirts I am in the dirt she’s cheer captain and I am the bleachers
the-absolute-funniest-posts: thatsmoderatelyraven: can this sexy potato get 1000 notes? REAL potatoes don’t dress like whores and have self respect. cover up hun(: And this ladies and gentlemen… Is why tumblr is the most awesome place on earth
potato-story: What a beautiful relationship. (I know shit is going down in the new chapter but I haven’t gotten around to reading it yet wryyyyyyyyyy)Twitter link to this piece. Also HI! I am moving to twitter! Aside from the occasional risque arts,
the-lost-potato-princess:hecallsmelittleone: randombloggerdude:For all the littles out there… All day! Indefinitely unsupervised… It’s scary but I feel like singing…🎶 a whole new woooooorld🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶
potatoes-and-death: the worst part about being depressed is that all the people that were supposed to be your friends avoid you even though that’s when you need friends the most.
the-exercist: Hasselback Potatoes from Panning the Globe: 5 large oblong shaped russet potatoes ⅔ cup olive oil 4 tablespoons lemon juice (1 or two lemons) 2 teaspoons dijon mustard (I like Grey Poupon) 2 teaspoons finely chopped garlic ½ teaspoon
potatoes-in-a-casket: cartagra-blog: You see this bitch? This is the fucking Audi A9 Concept vehicle. It is the most beastly motherfucker to light up my Tumblr page. The thing has engines in it’s wheels. IN THE MOTHERFUCKING WHEELS. See that futuristic
the-demon-of-potatos: i-am-a-fish: the-demon-of-potatos: i-am-a-fish: *punches you in the face but like, gently cuz we’re bros man, I would never want you to get hurt* *punches back[also lightly] which slowly turns into a gentle caress as we
the-friendly-potato: 1800gingerjew: let-bijohns-be-bi-johns: quinnskrypt: sixpenceee: Make Up Artist by sixpenceee user wraddle Everyone loves Disney; all of their characters, from the monsters to the princesses, and when it comes to living the
potato-car: “There’s an old saying - that which doesn’t kill you makes you stronger, I don’t believe that. I think the things that try to kill you make you angry and sad. Strength comes from the good things, your family, your friends, the
the-absolute-funniest-posts: mango-es: (via imgTumble) Um Hello It’s a sloth sladjflksjdf just chillin whats goooooooood pound it OMG ITS A SLOTH NEXT TO POTATOES SLOTH+POTATOES= BEST PICTURE EVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. oh my goodness. cutest picture
sharaptu: sharaptu: the potato girl 3131
textsbetweengems: That’s just how the potato chip crumbles
joetrohnam: my mom always lets me mash the potatoes because it helps me deal with my feelings
obesitycore:id like to personally thank whoever it was who first decided to mash the potato
iraffiruse: The potatoes have escaped
littleblackdress93: The potato is on stage with them
the-leeannemontgomery:siberian85:One potato…two potato…three potato…four…
close encounters of the potato kind
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shingekinomyovaries: yhmir: such a great show im so mad I understand this I fuCKIN GOT IT AT THE POTATOES
snow-white-and-little-red: jen-iii: snow-white-and-little-red: jen-iii: snow-white-and-little-red: AWWW SHIT GUYS IT’S REALLY GOOD EVERYONE BE ON THE LOOK OUT FOR JEN’S LATEST DRAWING LATER IT’S HELLA YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH
harrysthefather: bootybite: “I MUST BECOME NASH GRIER’S DREAM GIRL.” IVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD IN MY LIFE THE POTATO LOOKS SO DETERMIND I NCATSFASDFASDFA
the-nameless-potato: It got cold in the snowAnd I just want to go homeI thought the stars were insideI kept them hidden, I tried
@slimshod
is ur gf a “protective princess carry” gf, or a “throw u over her shoulder like a cute sack of potatoes” gf
ask-the-potato-girl-braus: captainarlert: unicops: captainarlert: Holy. Shit. GUYS. Why is no one talking about this??? Sasha shot an arrow through a small handgun with Mikasa like a foot away and probably saved her life. Such a fucking badass.
Professional Potato
goodgirlslovegoodinnuendo: Switching things up: Good morning Baby is now: “Fuck you!”. How was your day? Is now: “Fuck you!”. Could you pass me the potatoes? Is now: “Fuck you!” *snorts*
Niall and the Potatoes