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thefirsthogokage:cyberglittter:thread Since the “Don’t Say Gay” bill was passed today, I think it’s time for some Malicious Compliance. From what I might wrongfully understand, this bill is vague enough that heterosexual topics can be reported
tonysopranobignaturals:You know what this means…heterosexual marriage hit the fucking towers. Disgraceful
weaver-z:weaver-z:weaver-z:Four extremely heterosexual-looking men are walking around in the LGBT section of my local coffee shop/book store. Much to watch.One of them picked up Dykes to Watch Out For and said “Woah! Lesbians…” out
greatwhiteprivilege: i can’t stop laughing at the fact that i used to think i was straight me a heterosexual Maybe just a little bit
megumiaino: let me get this straight. *grabs the nearest heterosexual* now where were we
unclefather: batreaux: the future is here and its stupid and i love it Does someone get paid to fly this stupid little helicopter around and make heterosexuals kiss?
silenthillfourtheroom:straight girls have been soooo fucking eager to flay and attack and yell slurs at lesbian women for dressing the way they do but as soon as dressing that way became trendy in a way that expresses ur heterosexuality (boyfriend jeans
greatwhiteprivilege:i can’t stop laughing at the fact that i used to think i was straightmea heterosexual
rabiesjnke: afirethatwillneverburn: racist-murdercult: 50shadesofacceptance: only in Canada would you find ads about homosexual rape on a bus. Catch the fuck up America They dont have this in America? We don’t even have ads against heterosexual
holyromanhomo: Progressive open-minded heterosexual men stress me the fuck out, like are you gonna let me suck your dick or are you just gonna keep standing there being nice and respecting me as a human being.
eva-la-revolution: lethbian: hi folks I’m scarfbeard manbun and this is my girlfriend septumpierce undercut and we’re queering heterosexuality by making a joint tinder account for threeways This post is the spiritual successor to
surprisebitch: destroy the idea that identifying as a top or bottom is imitating heterosexuality
danwasonfireonce: danwasonfireonce: danwasonfireonce: I JUST FOUND OUT THAT TWO OF MY “HETEROSEXUAL” GUY BEST FRIENDS WERE FUCKING EACH OTHER AND MY BEST FRIEND CAUGHT THEM IM CHOKING this is the best day ever of course you are
kowabungadoodles:kowabungadoodles:ITS IN THESE MOMENTS THAT I LOVE MY COUNTRY SO MUCHThe loveable idiotsUpdate: Quite separately, the Irish government might have also accidentally managed to outlaw heterosexual marriage today.
kingkalo38: iwantit1995: crownroyal89: i think he may be the sexiest heterosexual non-pornstar man.. Holy Shit!!! Look at that Dick!!!!!! Daaaaamn
spacetimefabric: bussykiller: BEING HETEROSEXUAL ISN’T NORMAL IT’S JUST COMMON This is the truest statement I will ever reblog.
positivelypinkie: Destroy the idea that in gay couples one has to be masculine and one has to be feminine to imitate heterosexuality
smaugwithablog: fluent-in-lesbianism: mistercoventry: “Oh, you’re straight? So is spaghetti until it gets hot. ;)” Are you suggesting we boil heterosexuals #the real gay agenda
suttonbosster: if you are straight and somebody makes an “are you gay” comment derogatorily its your responsibility to say “why is that a bad thing” instead of defending yourself from the “accusation” of non-heterosexuality.
greatwhiteprivilege:i can’t stop laughing at the fact that i used to think i was straightme a heterosexual
lellyphant:honestly, my tolerance for heterosexuals decreases by the day
gaylawyers: THIS IS THE GAYEST SHIT I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE HOW COULD ANYONE POSSIBLY HAVE A HETEROSEXUAL EXPLANATION FOR THIS
naked-and-interviewed2: At the beginning of his exposure in my blog, Michael, born 16.06.1987, heterosexual, from Madison (Wisconsin, USA), did not want to show his open ass in my blog - you know,”privacy reasons”, and he is not gay. But after some
straponbendover: femdomhotwifecuckoldinterracial: In a FemDom relationship, getting fucked up the ass with a strap-on is just a regular part of his experience. It’s normal for a masculine heterosexual man to resist it. But after you break him in,
missjennifer1970: onthekneesnow: Pegging is a great way to play with power dynamics and gender roles which are often both very static in heterosexual sex. It is also a fun way to take the ass play you’re already engaged in to a new level. Interesting
xrayeyesblue: femdomhotwifecuckoldinterracial: In a FemDom relationship, getting fucked up the ass with a strap-on is just a regular part of his experience. It’s normal for a masculine heterosexual man to resist it. But after you break him in, they
captain-liddy: I actually have a lot of heterosexual friends. I suspect my brother might be hetero. And I really don’t have a problem with it. Just like. The hetero ppl I know aren’t all like. Flamboyant about it, ya feel? Like, they aren’t like
Since someone hadn’t seen this, posting the SECOND South Korean Sherlock trailer. Because nothing says heterosexual crime fighters like a Luther Vandross slow jam.
fuckmestupid: gayblowjob: catsandcunts: If you want to see the full video that these are from click HERE! yes Everyone should go check them out and buy their video. If you want to authentic lesbian porn and not that crap that targets heterosexual
wugs: When I was in the 3rd grade, I thought I was straight, because I live in a society where heterosexuality is assumed, outward characteristics are used as orientation indicators, and being queer is seen as a negative thing. lol…. maybe one
stoppity: daigonite: southern-conservatism: fear-men-ism: Reblog this post if you’ve ever been assumed to be a white, heterosexual male on the internet, just for disagreeing with a feminist. i have been called a guy before because of course no
deep-and-lovely: This is what “normal” heterosexual sex should look like: clit stimulation and anal penetration. The world would be a much better place…
naked-and-interviewed2: Kevin, born 21.03.1997, heterosexual with bi tendencies, student from Atlanta (Georgia, USA), is posing for naked pictures for the first time. I would say that he is doing a good job, doesn’t he? 16.03.2017
hetcharacterof2day: Heterosexual Character of Today: Severus Snape from the Harry Potter Series
hetcharacterof2day:Heterosexual Character of Today:Severus Snape from the Harry Potter Series
thelittlemonsterlover: We are in a community where being heterosexual is seen as a offense. A community that demands that a character changes his nature and sexual orientation to adapt to what they want, and who use the word “homophobic” to attack
asklovelylaughter: SHIT! AM I LATE?! WHAT’S GOING ON? Time to represent my fellow bisexuals! We’re here, we’re queer, and we exist (even if we’re in a heterosexual relationship.) Hope you all had the gayest day possible! For those who came out
-arachnidsgrip: scornandritz: because i’m tired of watching shows where the writers feel like they need a heterosexual couple to function, so they throw together two people at random.because i’m tired of watching shows thinking, is it actually possible
hamburgergirlfriends: la-gaudiere: there are almost no “canonically straight” characters because writers don’t feel the need to explicitly state heterosexuality everyone always forgets that #and no #‘character x has expressed interest
my1stgirlfriendturnedintothemoon: bitterfucked: breastforce: how to tell if your worldbuilding is Bad i didn’t wanna reblog this just cos it doesn’t deserve to get seen but: a) dwarves don’t share the gender binary that humans use, heterosexual
bannableoffense: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: compactpersiansociopaths: Someone: Harley Quinn is straight and only in love with the Joker!! Me: ? ?? ??? ???? ????? ?????? ??????? ???????? ?!?!?!?!??!?! Just look at these heterosexual gal pals literally
milkyandthegentlemen: He wrote Me the other day and asked “Do you get many women offering to sub for you on Tumblr?“ I thought about that for a minute. My tumblr is so aggressively heterosexual, I can see where any lesbian or bisexual submissive
halafihi: Takatāpui (noun) Encompasses all Māori who see their sexuality or gender identity as being outside of the [cisgender and] heterosexual norms.
onemerryjester:xenaphobiia:fuckyeahsasusaku:“Sakura, who did that to you?”“I did” These are fucking twelve year olds omgI have to keep reminding myself… I also have to remind all heterosexual male specimens and enemies of the Uchiha-Haruno
oceansunfire: jake and amy’s relationship is one of the best heterosexual relationships i’ve come across in a while because: it’s an interracial relationship between an ashkenazi jewish man and a latina (specifically cuban) woman it’s genuinely
Rise of the ‘bromance’ threatens heterosexual relationships, warn social scientists
connor-bb: saysomthngnicx: queenc-x: Ocean’s Eight is like “heterosexuality? I don’t know her” OK BUT WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THE FACT THAT SANDRA BULLOCK CAN SPEAK A FEW WORDS GERMAN? No one takes a not at this and it drives me mad BC shsisbsj
daniellevandedonks: sonnettscoredtheequalizer: The question is: can we even enjoy men’s sports anymore with all its heterosexual male bullshit now that we have all been to lesbian sport paradise?
blacksquares: what the fucking HELL is going on with heterosexuals
mudflaparts: reading_yuri_on_ur_lap_in_a_heterosexual_way.png someone asked for more of the rupphire highschool au and i cant refuse
I moderate a specialty automotive forum and there are heterosexual men talking about shoving torque wrenches up asses because someone put an engine from a different car in their car and I don’t know how to handle the situation.
barrowmans: omfg so today I saw a man and a woman holding hands in public, i mean i don’t have anything against heterosexuality but don’t flaunt it in front of me, think of the kids omfg
fluent-in-lesbianism: mistercoventry: “oh, you’re straight? so is spaghetti until it gets hot. ;)” are you suggesting we boil heterosexuals #the real gay agenda
mangowho: barrowmans: omfg so today I saw a man and a woman holding hands in public, i mean i don’t have anything against heterosexuality but don’t flaunt it in front of me, think of the kids omfg I don’t have anything against it either. I really
afirethatwillneverburn: racist-murdercult: 50shadesofacceptance: only in Canada would you find ads about homosexual rape on a bus. Catch the fuck up America They dont have this in America? We don’t even have ads against heterosexual rape in America
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