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killtheweirdkid: walk up to a heterosexual couple and say “soooo… which ones the girl?” I don’t get it… its the one with a vagina???
diarrheaheartfailure: laughingalonewithautoresponder: gaymzee: “i’m so depressed,” posted the caucasion heterosexual cisgender teenage girl on her blog “I’m so depressed” posted the person who is clinically depressed and who cannot help
sexforthesigns: Aquarius MALE Turn Ons Heterosexual and Homosexual (Don’t be offended by the fact that I wasn’t politically correct in the post, it’s not meant to be offensive) *raises an eyebrow* I’d like to hear a yes or no for each
huffingtonpost: 11 Famous Women Who Stand Up For Your Right To OrgasmWhen it comes to heterosexual sex, the orgasm gap is real and it is significant. Women are far less likely than men to say they orgasmed in their most recent sexual encounter, and the
penguintim: Joss Whedon and George R. R. Martin walk into a bar. Everybody you love dies, Then Steven Moffat walks in. Everybody comes back to life without explanation, re-affirms their heterosexuality, flirts with the main character and the feminist
laughingalonewithautoresponder: gaymzee: “i’m so depressed,” posted the caucasion heterosexual cisgender teenage girl on her blog “I’m so depressed” posted the person who is clinically depressed and who cannot help their depression despite
blameitonthesilence: thelongestroads: #THE UNIVERSAL ANGLE OF HETEROSEXUAL LONGING I’m just gonna add this one to the list…
dean-sam-and-cas: i kinda think the supernatural writers had to throw in some heterosexuality to kinda cancel out all the gay
prettylittlekenyan: itsagifnotagif: vans-snapbacks-poppunk-tattoos: lyraklaude: have you ever read the description/summary of a book and thought this is so Heterosexual™ the covers are identical omfg White People Almost Kissing by Nicholas
storyofagayboy: LESBIAN JUDGE WILL NOT WED STRAIGHT COUPLES It’s nothing personal, but Dallas County judge Tonya Parker does not perform wedding ceremonies for heterosexual couples looking to tie the knot. What is her reason? The state of Texas, along
disneygirlsforrealsocialjustice: Things I’m totally here for:Racial equalityLGTBQA equalityGender equalitySocial justiceThings I’m not here for:Hating on white people in the name of racial equalityHating on cisgendered heterosexuals in the name of
ziallsexisthebestsex:laughingalonewithautoresponder:gaymzee: “i’m so depressed,” posted the caucasian heterosexual cisgender teenage girl on her blog “I’m so depressed” posted the person who is clinically depressed and who cannot help their
incestbabydoll: fuckpoundadrenaline: That’s one immaculate ass. Whew. I don’t think any red blooded heterosexual male that enjoys the natural form of the female derriere would deny his animalistic, by-nature proclivity to want to bury his nose and
ibrokemyheart: positivelypinkie: Destroy the idea that in gay couples one has to be masculine and one has to be feminine to imitate heterosexuality but which one is the platypus?
harlow4yearsold: drapedinjade: positivelypinkie: Destroy the idea that in gay couples one has to be masculine and one has to be feminine to imitate heterosexuality But also destroy the idea that if one is masculine and one is feminine, then they are
disgustinghuman: tinyfruitbat: tinyfruitbat: “That’s right tumbler……I am a PROUD white heterosexual CIS male……..I am everything the SJWs hate…bring on the death threats…..>:)”(0 notes) triggered my gag reflex
samvasnormandy: “Chemsex, the rage in london gay communities!”funny how you never hear “going out to a pub and doing jagershots and then pulling someone and going home with them and a shitty takeaway for shitty sex, the new heterosexual craze you
cannibal-rainbow: terpsikeraunos: if we can’t apply modern concepts of sexuality to the ancient world…that means that literally no one was straight. no one. heterosexuals never existed in ancient rome or greece. they didn’t exist until the term
unfollowfriday: froakiepanchito: blackberryshawty: junglethrussy: dissemblist: hansolocareer: zacefronsbf: the gays™ Masc and Fem Gay go out shopping the way Joe is holding his phone… is there a heterosexual explanation for this….???
prr-kan: harlow4yearsold: drapedinjade: positivelypinkie: Destroy the idea that in gay couples one has to be masculine and one has to be feminine to imitate heterosexuality But also destroy the idea that if one is masculine and one is feminine, then
majoraborealis: suitephish-dream: asexualnepeta: bisexualasshole: my new favorite hobby is find angry heterosexuals on the steven universe wiki that are trying their hardest to make pearl straight I nominate “gem-bffs” as the new gal pal straights
gaydesi: i hate it when i really ship a heterosexual pairing and they dont end up together. the one fucking time i was rooting for the straights and this is what happens to me
simonjadis: cutemutant: mikemeekin: glamsquadunite: whorville: Why not let actual queer people play the parts of queer people Why not let actual straight people play the parts of straight people? what Heterosexuals literally need everything to
thewaywardeye: sodomymcscurvylegs: sodomymcscurvylegs: The older I get, the more I find heterosexual couples so…weird. It’s not that men and women are inherently different in irreconcilable ways, is that they’re socialized to believe they are,
I love the label "queer" because if I tell you I'm queer, the only thing I've told you is that I'm not heterosexual
thingsmyxxxsaid: Claiming that bisexual or pansexual people are homosexual or heterosexual based on the person they are with at the time is like claiming all single people are asexual. Relationship status does not define sexuality.
lesbian-in-brighton: So if you’re in a heterosexual relationship, who gives the girl the orgasm?
east-asia-guys: mega-aaaaaaa: The handsome, tall and good cock big sports academy students. [Heterosexual] 又帥身材又好屌又大的體育學院生..[直男] It’s great to be able to study one guy’s cock, up close, from many angles. The only
lordofthejohnlock: #049 - The Case of the Missing Heterosexuality.
sleeves-and-smiles: laughingalonewithautoresponder: gaymzee: “i’m so depressed,” posted the caucasian heterosexual cisgender teenage girl on her blog “I’m so depressed” posted the person who is clinically depressed and who cannot help
thewidowwinchester: f-ckyeahfutbol: silverdreaming: Dean 100% heterosexual Winchester Never over the way he bites his lip. Never. I love how he goes in like it’s the old college try and then you see his face like “oh shit, that’s nice…..
going to the mall, before the bus leave… I can’t unsee, My remains of my heterosexuality is shattered
laviarray replied to your post: going to the mall, before the bus leav… How was your heterosexuality shattered? I saw my mother naked
tardis-mind-palace: holmestiel-love: mammaslittlefaggot: Gay pride Bisexual lust Transgender jelousy Asexual sloth Pansexual gluttony Heterosexual greed LESBIAN WRATH The 7 Deadly Sexualities Tbh it kind of makes sense as the misunderstanding of
prr-kan:harlow4yearsold:drapedinjade:positivelypinkie:Destroy the idea that in gay couples one has to be masculine and one has to be feminine to imitate heterosexuality But also destroy the idea that if one is masculine and one is feminine, then they
adverbed: bearwildered: how in the hell do straight guys watch soft gay porn all the time and still consider themselves heterosexual
thefagmag: Dude wanders into a heterosexual porn theatre(sound on to hear the woman-fuck video the men were watching)
laughingalonewithautoresponder: gaymzee: “i’m so depressed,” posted the caucasian heterosexual cisgender teenage girl on her blog “I’m so depressed” posted the person who is clinically depressed and who cannot help their depression despite
flecksofpoppy: nolifeinabox: flecksofpoppy: laughingalonewithautoresponder: gaymzee: “i’m so depressed,” posted the caucasian heterosexual cisgender teenage girl on her blog “I’m so depressed” posted the person who is clinically depressed
thatguythatdoesthingsandstuff: ollivander: frequencyratios: Shoutouts to all the bisexual people whose parents are secretly hoping they’ll settle down in a heterosexual relationship and get married and have biological children. shoutout to the pan
prr-kan:harlow4yearsold:drapedinjade: positivelypinkie: Destroy the idea that in gay couples one has to be masculine and one has to be feminine to imitate heterosexuality But also destroy the idea that if one is masculine and one is feminine, then they
bennyjohnpython: alljustletters: spoctator: Gay marriage 1959. Your heterosexual argument is invalid. ( Some Like It Hot, 1959.) I’d like to point out that in the original script, the last line was supposed to be “I know”. Wilder had to change
your-local-mexican: spicygay: sodomymcscurvylegs: astrollusion: whenithinkofyoubyjanetjackson: blahblahblahwerdz: feministism: what the actual fuck what is this heterosexual nonsense?? us gays are the ones with no family values yet these people
pepitamia: Dear heterosexual white cis male showrunners, Claiming that after killing off a major queer female character you “understand the outrage and can relate to the pain,” is at best entitled, and at worst offensive. Our pain isn’t yours.
digmyditto: punch-a-your-buns: rammyz: psymcdingo: The Origins of Heterosexuality. Freaking hilarious. FUCKJUST WATCH THIS PLEASE THE ENDING OMFG LOL too funny.
kateordie: frequencyratios: Shoutouts to all the bisexual people whose parents are secretly hoping they’ll settle down in a heterosexual relationship and get married and have biological children. …And also to the people who, you know, do end up
ziggy-the-gengar: “Oh no, the Olympics are held in a place where there are violent anti-LGBT+ laws. What can I, a cis heterosexual, do to protest it? I know! I’ll say that Putin is gay himself, that’ll teach him! This is a foolproof plan and
punch-a-your-buns: rammyz: psymcdingo: The Origins of Heterosexuality. Freaking hilarious. FUCKJUST WATCH THIS PLEASE THE ENDING OMFG
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