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In celebration of the United States’ presidential election results, have more of this man’s GLORIOUS beard.
Sorry for the sporadic posting, my darlings. I’m dealing with some health issues, so posts will continue to be sporadic for a time (I know you can queue posts, but that requires posts in a queue). In apology, have another Woman Having Sex in a
nightinmyveins: Vintage Erotica: a watercolor by the 19th-century French artist Achille Deveria. Image from Wikimedia Commons. In my head, this is Victoria and Albert when they got bored at parties.
vintage-eros: Nun & monk channel their inner acrobats - mid-1800s France, from the antique porn collection at DeltaofVenus.com. I was hoping to have some silly Victorian costumed pornography to post for Halloween but going through my drafts this
This chair why is this chair why Also, props to the hilarious proto-photoshop ejaculate. But mostly why chair why
I like to think this spindly legged table collapsed shortly after this picture was taken, giving everyone involved a great story to tell at the pub. Seriously, that table cannot be safe.
what the fuck
One of these days I swear I will do a round up of every picture I have found where they’re looking back at the camera like “Did it go off? I don’t know if it went off. How do we tell if it worked.â€
JESUS FUCK THE FABRICS MY EYES WHY
vintage-eros: One of several images from a very early antique porn photoseries, mid-to-late 1800s. Fairly certain this is yet another from the set of St. Teresa. That hairband looks awfully familiar…
Inspecting the merchandise, perhaps…
Every time I look at his hat, all I hear is The Swedish Chef. bork bork bork
grandma-did: This is a LARGE set. First of two posts. Part one of a round up of the woman I’ve name St. Teresa, Our Lady of Awkard Victorian Nudie Pics
Apparently Swedish Chef dude is into the kinky stuff…
I cant believe the heterosexuals are gone
A rare Silly Hat Man captured on film. Not as rare as the Nude Velocipedestrian, but still a delight to see cavorting in his natural habitat.
megafurr: monkeytoybox: damnaveragesheep: I think I should cast some things in flag colors! Yes, yes you should! I just have to ask if the LGBTQ community made the heterosexual flag so bleak in purpose to paint them I. A bad light XD
From the confused conglomeration of legs, to her tits straight up falling out of her top, to the fact they’re rolling around on a hay covered floor, this is peak Ye Olde Awkward Selfie.
One of the more confusing occasions of my boyhood, was having to share a bed with an older cousin for the night while on vacation. A very muscular college athlete, which every girl I knew gushed over. I wanted so much, to think he wasn’t exactly
softwhorecore: gayjerkworld: fuckyeahfriendlyfire: playinggrabass: Mutual masturbation is very much a part of the heterosexual male experience, and is a fun way to deepen the bond between bros. Free yourself from homophobic limitations, masturbate
overlypolitebisexual: when u go outside after sitting on tumblr for hours and ur overwhelmed by all the heterosexuality in the world
twofingerswhiskey: antisjwcaesar: coaztal: cunt0z: steevoooo: He’s 6'7" in case y'all were wondering. is this allowed? like, is it legal? What the fuck is this what the heterosexuals consider attractive every person in this thread is a
bisexual-porn-yes: playinggrabass: Mutual masturbation is very much a part of the heterosexual male experience, and is a fun way to deepen the bond between bros. Free yourself from homophobic limitations, masturbate with a buddy and have a great time.
morpha: morpha: for my next big comedy act i’m going to stand up and read excerpts from the heterosexual awareness month site “We are one of the only groups who no longer have a respected voice in this modern world.”
optimumopium: ladydontmind: freeing-my-mind: nep-to-the-dubstep: usbdongle: raphnarock: I’m going to assume this has happened to anyone who’s ever cuddled anyone and has a penis. Source (find the exact comic yourself; at least I linked you
hetcharacterof2day:Heterosexual Character of Today:Severus Snape from the Harry Potter Series
johnnyjoestarmemes: heterosexuals are weak against the sun more at 11
andrea-dworkin: “A long-term study of children raised by lesbians found that these children were less likely to suffer from physical and sexual abuse than were their peers who were raised by heterosexuals. This is thought to be due to the absence of
goingtobuffalo: the heterosexual agenda terrifies me. creating new small humans?? football?? bootcut jeans????? how the fuck am I supposed to explain this to my children
gemeenteurk:Happy Honda days to all the heterosexuals out there and to everyone else I hope u get the vaccine soon
all-aboard-the-ss-karmy: I read so much gay fanfiction that when I go to pick up an actual book I am shocked and appalled by all of the heterosexuality
rabiesjnke: afirethatwillneverburn: racist-murdercult: 50shadesofacceptance: only in Canada would you find ads about homosexual rape on a bus. Catch the fuck up America They dont have this in America? We don’t even have ads against heterosexual
chad-hunter: babylizard: gays are not “just as human as the rest of us”. we are powerful centuries-old omniscient celestial beings hell-bent on revenge upon and utter decimation of the heterosexuals and turning this entire planet Gay For Real I
sunshien: chwbacca: name ONE straight star wars character #jabba the hutt #yeah the heterosexuals can keep that one thanks
sodomymcscurvylegs: Something important happened in the hand egg ritual because the heterosexuals next door are screaming.
nocasdatsgay: It’s asexual awareness week. Please be aware that all asexuals are armed with the ability to not be seduced by female or male sexual charms and we are considered dangerous enemies of the heterosexual agenda. This has been a public
algenistgenius: Mutual masturbation is very much a part of the heterosexual male experience, and is a fun way to deepen the bond between bros. Free yourself from homophobic limitations, masturbate with a buddy and have a great time!✊🏼🍌💦 ➕
wattpadfic: Sick of having the heterosexual lifestyle forced onto me like honestly no Janet your baby son is not a chick magnet he is not aware of the concept of sexuality nor is he made of magnetic materials I will not partake in this foolishness
acoolshark: whAT? WOME N LOOK NOT SEX? NOOO MAK UP?!?!!??? WHAT ABOUT ME? THE HETEROSEXUAL MALE? HOW CAN I OBJECTIFY THIS??? If you come out the gym looking cute you aren’t doing work! People are so ridiculous
raw-sensual-passion: southerngirlk: Burtka-Harris Halloween They are the perfect family so sweet! The heterosexual parents need to take note of this! Gay couples are always so loving and creative and make that extra effort!
hyphen-hifin: damianmcgintleman: “you’re too young to determine your sexuality” said no one to the heterosexual teenager I call bull. catchaglimpseofalleble thegingerghost are told they are gay and just don’t know it yet all. the.
incorrectqafquotes: “Politically, I’m tolerant of the heterosexual lifestyle, but the actual act is rather revolting.” — - Brian Kinney (100%)
onefitmodel: morpha: morpha: for my next big comedy act i’m going to stand up and read excerpts from the heterosexual awareness month site “We are one of the only groups who no longer have a respected voice in this modern world.” omfg
reyairia: Hello, my name is Strong Female Character, and my secret power is reaffirming the heterosexuality of the disproportionately male cast.
