the heterosexual
NSFW Tumblr
find the heterosexual on porn pin board
the heterosexual clips
lalondes: acoolshark: whAT? WOME N LOOK NOT SEX? NOOO MAK UP?!?!!??? WHAT ABOUT ME? THE HETEROSEXUAL MALE? HOW CAN I OBJECTIFY THIS??? SWEATPANTS?????????????? SWEATPANTS?????? ANYTHING BUT SWEATPANTS. SHE LOOKED HOTTER AS A CONSUMPTIVE PROSTITUTE
radiant-array:iskariotrising:The Heterosexuals strike againcover those skeleton tiddies
franeurysm: the heterosexuals of tumblr meekly cry out
fuckme-1direction: blowmeharry: first we see none other than Louis and Eleanor casually strolling through Paris but wait of course he’s wearing Harry’s shirt it’s not like it’s to keep from missing him or anything I mean look at the heterosexuality
surprisebitch: the heterosexual mating call
damianmcgintleman: “you’re too young to determine your sexuality” said no one to the heterosexual teenager
sometimes I forget that people are usually heterosexual
ohteepeeh: I see heterosexuality in every movement! Najbardziej znamienne jest to, jak zakładają nogę na nogę.
Sometimes I forget that people are usually heterosexual.
gabrielsaunteredvaguelydownwards: redkiteslongnights: gaycomalfoy: in 8th grade i came out as bisexual by posting a facebook status saying that i had 83 protons hell yeah bismuthi mean look at it does that thing look heterosexual to you i thought
boku-no-poltergeist: can we stop referring to all sex that could possibly result in pregnancy as “heterosexual reproduction” now
damianmcgintleman: “you’re too young to determine your sexuality” said no one to the heterosexual teenager
iwilleatyourenglish:one time my boyfriend sent me a picture of him and some friends captioned “taking the heterosexuals out for a walk”and it was just him in full body hot pink and like 10 giant rings with spiked, highlighted hair standing in a group
acoolshark: whAT? WOME N LOOK NOT SEX? NOOO MAK UP?!?!!??? WHAT ABOUT ME? THE HETEROSEXUAL MALE? HOW CAN I OBJECTIFY THIS???
wkdart: my-name-is-long: pricklybangbang: today at work i asked a customer if he wanted french vanilla creamer with his coffee and he said no because he wanted the “heterosexual” creamer instead and it just blows my mind that straight people say
steveharringtonbutch: nixostorme: What is the heterosexual explanation for this??? None they’re gay
I cant believe the heterosexuals are gone
horny and desperate heterosexuals
dogpetter100: The Heterosexual Agenda
wear-your-halo-for-once: My favourite quote from my old sociology text book. Reblog if you’re a fellow gay free from the ‘heterosexual baggage of cultural meanings’.
pricklybangbang: today at work i asked a customer if he wanted french vanilla creamer with his coffee and he said no because he wanted the “heterosexual” creamer instead and it just blows my mind that straight people say shit about how queer people
alexsorangeshirt: Kara Danvers the heterosexual 😍😍😍
themerrymisnomer: tonystarks: clap your hands if you’re bisexual, asexual, or any other sexual and get erased by both the heterosexual and homosexual community
damianmcgintleman:“you’re too young to determine your sexuality” said no one to the heterosexual teenager
bisexualclara: theladyserket: today is bisexual awareness day. be aware of bisexuals. they are out there, and they are dangerous. #*comes out of the shadows rhythmically snapping*
sapphire-bones:Sorry lads, but Sophie Turner as Morticia Addams has officially ended the heterosexuality of all women everywhere.
chariczard: Reporter: How do you feel about the heterosexual community Me:
sorrygirlsisuckcock: tronnorfravan: coffeeandsleeparemylovers: coffeeandsleeparemylovers: spot the heterosexual IT GOT BETTER OMG hahahah
damianmcgintleman:“you’re too young to determine your sexuality” said no one to the heterosexual teenager
radiant-array: iskariotrising:The Heterosexuals strike againcover those skeleton tiddies
tachola: im sick and tired of the Heterosexuals™ forcing their straight agenda on everything
damianmcgintleman: widowsworstnightmare: damianmcgintleman: “you’re too young to determine your sexuality” said no one to the heterosexual teenager Isn’t that why we tell them not to be doing sexual shit at like age 10 wtf. NO IT
tonystarks: clap your hands if you’re bisexual, asexual, or any other sexual and get erased by both the heterosexual and homosexual community
