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redlipsandmisandry replied to your post “I need to find a good nsfw lesbian blog to follow” when you do I hope you reblog a lot so I can follow it because yes most of the ones I have followed in the past I suspected were run by heterosexual men. And
shanellbklyn: ripspaddedroom: spacetimefabric: bussykiller: BEING HETEROSEXUAL ISN’T NORMAL IT’S JUST COMMON This is the truest statement I will ever reblog. WHAT THE FUCK!? SO DICK DONT GO IN PUSSY BY DESIGN? i guess we been doing this procreation
storyofagayboy: LESBIAN JUDGE WILL NOT WED STRAIGHT COUPLES It’s nothing personal, but Dallas County judge Tonya Parker does not perform wedding ceremonies for heterosexual couples looking to tie the knot. What is her reason? The state of Texas, along
harlow4yearsold: drapedinjade: positivelypinkie: Destroy the idea that in gay couples one has to be masculine and one has to be feminine to imitate heterosexuality But also destroy the idea that if one is masculine and one is feminine, then they are
prettylittlekenyan: itsagifnotagif: vans-snapbacks-poppunk-tattoos: lyraklaude: have you ever read the description/summary of a book and thought this is so Heterosexual™ the covers are identical omfg White People Almost Kissing by Nicholas
dirudo: mexicanjesuschrist: multiplegenredisorder: Me casting protective spells over the LGBT community this Pride season. Me spreading love and support to all LGBT people, closeted and out alike. me at the very front at pride chastising heterosexuals
iamtheaardvark: unabashedlybi: thenamesjavii: soviettart: keysmashlesbian: One more and the Gayfinity Gauntlet is complete Bobby doesn’t feel fear he redecorates the bedrooms of heterosexuals
prr-kan: harlow4yearsold: drapedinjade: positivelypinkie: Destroy the idea that in gay couples one has to be masculine and one has to be feminine to imitate heterosexuality But also destroy the idea that if one is masculine and one is feminine, then
obstinatecondolement: cardozzza: lord-kitschener: dorfs: 0ptimistic-s0ci0path: satanicdemona: darnhomosexuals: why the fuck does kimberly get less coffee get rid of jeffrey and keep his mug This is the perfect visual metaphor for heterosexuality.
laughingalonewithautoresponder: gaymzee: “i’m so depressed,” posted the caucasian heterosexual cisgender teenage girl on her blog “I’m so depressed” posted the person who is clinically depressed and who cannot help their depression despite
penguintim: Joss Whedon and George R. R. Martin walk into a bar. Everybody you love dies, Then Steven Moffat walks in. Everybody comes back to life without explanation, re-affirms their heterosexuality, flirts with the main character and the feminist
thatguythatdoesthingsandstuff: ollivander: frequencyratios: Shoutouts to all the bisexual people whose parents are secretly hoping they’ll settle down in a heterosexual relationship and get married and have biological children. shoutout to the pan
queenoflionhearts: twinkleofafadingstar: moment of silence for all the bored heterosexual couples who are going to go see the Fifty Shades movie on valentine’s day Moment of silence for those wanting to try “BDSM” and either getting hurt or having
prr-kan:harlow4yearsold:drapedinjade: positivelypinkie: Destroy the idea that in gay couples one has to be masculine and one has to be feminine to imitate heterosexuality But also destroy the idea that if one is masculine and one is feminine, then
huffingtonpost: 11 Famous Women Who Stand Up For Your Right To OrgasmWhen it comes to heterosexual sex, the orgasm gap is real and it is significant. Women are far less likely than men to say they orgasmed in their most recent sexual encounter, and the
ziallsexisthebestsex:laughingalonewithautoresponder:gaymzee:“i’m so depressed,” posted the caucasian heterosexual cisgender teenage girl on her blog “I’m so depressed” posted the person who is clinically depressed and who cannot help their
thingsmyxxxsaid: Claiming that bisexual or pansexual people are homosexual or heterosexual based on the person they are with at the time is like claiming all single people are asexual. Relationship status does not define sexuality.
babydaddydestiel: livebloggingmydescentintomadness: jimmysnowvakk: i want you to look me in the face and tell me that look is 1000% heterosexual I have a best friend whom I am closer to than anyone else in the world and I have absolutely N E V E R
shardplate: sodomymcscurvylegs: sodomymcscurvylegs: The older I get, the more I find heterosexual couples so…weird. It’s not that men and women are inherently different in irreconcilable ways, is that they’re socialized to believe they are, and
thx: softbutchhiccup: thx: stranger things is so heterosexual but its the 80s & gays didn’t exist till 2011 when lady gaga released born this way so i can’t complain 😒 are you suggesting gays just popped out of the ground when born this
cannibal-rainbow: terpsikeraunos: if we can’t apply modern concepts of sexuality to the ancient world…that means that literally no one was straight. no one. heterosexuals never existed in ancient rome or greece. they didn’t exist until the term
autie-commie: boozevulture: hamiltonthemusicalfan666: ikazon: andrewbelami: Straight people out here shooting up their own fucking babies #We did it honey#the evil is defeated (via @beasthenshin) this is the most white heterosexual nonsense ive
kragehund-again:kragehund-again:taking away the label of “heterosexual” from any man whose ideal woman is straight out of porn or anime. idk what you’re attracted to but it’s not the female sex.“it’s kinda mannish when
fierybowelsofhell: -gifs sourced from misha-collins.tumblr.com The important thing about this is that Dean has never at all denied the insinuation of a relationship with Castiel. If he is as much of a heterosexual legend as canon claims him to be, maybe
stopnodontstop: razorsedgesex: i Forced cocksucking: the god-given right of every heterosexual man on this planet. Some say this is why some men have difficulty maintaining relationships with women. But a fag, on the other hand, doesn’t dare walk
soras-majestic-butt: soras-majestic-butt:no one asked but i feel the need to inform all of you that @aggressively-lamps is my platonic heterosexual lifemate and probably the most important person in my life #realtalk
thatguythatdoesthingsandstuff: ollivander: frequencyratios: Shoutouts to all the bisexual people whose parents are secretly hoping they’ll settle down in a heterosexual relationship and get married and have biological children. shoutout to the
ziallsexisthebestsex:laughingalonewithautoresponder:gaymzee: “i’m so depressed,” posted the caucasian heterosexual cisgender teenage girl on her blog “I’m so depressed” posted the person who is clinically depressed and who cannot help their
babypoliwag:hubbrad:0ptimistic-s0ci0path:satanicdemona:darnhomosexuals: why the fuck does kimberly get less coffee get rid of jeffrey and keep his mug This is the perfect visual metaphor for heterosexuality. dont gays have a power bottom thing? not
did-you-kno: ►► Read more about what text messaging does to relationships and why women should do it and not men In a heterosexual relationship, when the woman frequently texts her partner they are both happier with each other. But the more men
ziallsexisthebestsex:laughingalonewithautoresponder:gaymzee:“i’m so depressed,” posted the caucasian heterosexual cisgender teenage girl on her blog“I’m so depressed” posted the person who is clinically depressed and who cannot help their
floozys:everyone: the purge would be cool if there was no violence ireland: for the next 24 hours all drugs are legal, and all heterosexuals are banned
stopnodontstop: superiorstraightwhiteman: https://straightwhiteman.com There’s no way a fag can satisfy a fag. That’s why we’re all hanging around on this site, worshipping the Real Men, the beautiful heterosexual men with their masculine bodies
childofthedarklord:The Night is Dark and Full of Terror. We must come together to fuel the Lust that Satan has given to us. We must end heterosexuality forever. ALL males should pleasure themselves together and blaspheme together as young as possible.
tinyfruitbat: “That’s right tumbler……I am a PROUD white heterosexual CIS male……..I am everything the SJWs hate…bring on the death threats…..>:)”(0 notes)
swingdc: BEGINNERS GUIDE TO SWINGERS CLUBSSwinging, or “the lifestyle,” is defined as social sex between consenting adults, usually heterosexual couples who swap with others. But before you head to the nearest swingers’ club, there are a few things
tardis-mind-palace: holmestiel-love: mammaslittlefaggot: Gay pride Bisexual lust Transgender jelousy Asexual sloth Pansexual gluttony Heterosexual greed LESBIAN WRATH The 7 Deadly Sexualities Tbh it kind of makes sense as the misunderstanding of
geodude: pizzaback: dorfs: 0ptimistic-s0ci0path: satanicdemona: darnhomosexuals: why the fuck does kimberly get less coffee get rid of jeffrey and keep his mug This is the perfect visual metaphor for heterosexuality. dont gays have a power bottom
itsagifnotagif: vans-snapbacks-poppunk-tattoos: lyraklaude: have you ever read the description/summary of a book and thought this is so Heterosexual™ the covers are identical omfg
iamleslieknope: steamhunk: laboricuabonita: When ya’ll been texting nasty for the past couple months & it’s time to meet for the first time What kind of heterosexual nonsense is this. This is more awkward than half of my Grindr hook ups and
unsuccessful-heterosexual: Piper Chapman’s facial expressions just add to the brilliance that is Orange Is The New Black
itsmeganprincess: First trannies…then she is only allowed to drip in her panties to pictures of hard cock. This will set the stage for the payoff:she will helplessly become dependent on cock to even get aroused… heterosexuality erased permanently!
fuckpoundadrenaline: That’s one immaculate ass. Whew. I don’t think any red blooded heterosexual male that enjoys the natural form of the female derriere would deny his animalistic, by-nature proclivity to want to bury his nose and tongue in between
twinkleofafadingstar: moment of silence for all the bored heterosexual couples who are going to go see the Fifty Shades movie on valentine’s day
god-i-love-johnrose-and-davejade: hungarysovaries: nintendofunclub: notchristine: in order to be special and not boring you must not be HETEROSEXUAL THAT IS THE DEVIL!!! aka another stupid ass comic from humon humon is the worrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrst.
kyokisaz: witch-breed: #the most heterosexual and sane cast of a show on the history of television everyone #jensen’s face i can’t
glowcloud: theres nothin that HOOKS me, nothin that REELS ME INTO A NARRATIVE more than the question “are these two thin sexy white wealthy cisgender heterosexual people gonna be able to get together????” im on the EDGE OF MY SEAT, PLEASE KEEP MAKING
lesbian-in-brighton: So if you’re in a heterosexual relationship, who gives the girl the orgasm?
