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howlie-dog: pelkoja: pelkoja: conservatives getting offended by people saying jesus would help the poor is so fucking funny how dare you suggest I should help the poor Didn’t Jesus legit hold a sermon at one point in the bible and say “help the
modestdemidov: you know you’re really fucked in a scary movie when the crucifix falls over like there goes jesus jesus out even jesus is done with this shit “2 spooky 4 me” *parkours off the mantlepiece*
modestdemidov: you know you’re really fucked in a scary movie when the crucifix falls over like there goes jesus jesus out even jesus is done with this shit “2 spooky 4 me” *parkours off the mantlepiece*
myannoyances: fitness-for-bombshells: easy-with-eyes-cl0sed: thesetwoutes: kat-dennings-blog: Kat Dennings’ curves appreciation post On the one hand, I feel like a terrible feminist. On the other hand, Jesus Fucking Christ. On the one hand, jesus
cardgamephantom: paulyoptosaurus: maggsturbate: paulyoptosaurus: anyone ever notice how jesus on the cross is always ripped as fuck like shit jesus you been going to the gym good on you jesus those arent abs its his ribs are you sure im going
nightlycomet: I like how Arin Hanson’s quotes range from, “Never stop drawing, the day you stop drawing is the day you die.”to, “Motherfucking Jessie Eisenberg Jesus Christ fuck dude Motherfucking Facebook movie bullshit Jesus can you fucking
systlin: castiel-knight-of-hell: tren10: FUCK “Put your sword back in its place,” Jesus said to him, “for all who draw the sword will die by the sword.”-Matthew 26:52 Are they really trying to convince people that Jesus would be pro-guns?
Jesus christ dude, one teamfight that MSF lost in game four cost them the series. Literally 1 teamfight away from eliminating SKT and doing what nobody’s done before.Alright fuck it, EU eternally > NA, sorry bois
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mekakucityday: ink-the-human: modestdemidov: you know you’re really fucked in a scary movie when the crucifix falls over like there goes jesus jesus out even jesus is done with this shit “2 spooky 4 me” *parkours off the mantlepiece*
the-chubby-nerd: weloveshortvideos: breathalyzer test I went straight from completely unamused to wheezing real fucking fast Jesus
the-doll-collector: It seems wrong to be browsing porn on tumblr and masturbating on Jesus’ birthday…but fuck it! My ticket to hell was printed and punched years ago.
yourpersonalpizza:Motherfucking Jesse Eisenberg jesus christ fuck dude motherfucking Facebook movie bullshit jesus can you fucking believe this shitGoddamn created Facebook and fucking lawyers and shit right fucking Winklevoss Twins goddamn rowing the
il-tenore-regina: nedahoyin: JESUS: A visit from the chef? Wow! It’s my lucky day. LAFAYETTE: I wanted to meet the sick fuck who ordered the veggie burger ..with bacon!JESUS: [Laughs] I was just curious to see if you’d actually do itLAFAYETTE:
Jesus Christ just fucking stop. You’re raping my youth. Please die and bury yourself someplace out of the way.
lupinely:#WHAT I HAVE BEEN FUCKING SAYING. SHE TAUGHT HIM THAT SHIT YOU KNOW IT #the winter soldier hits the van and somewhere bucky barnes goes ”jesus christ. jesus christ agent carter ma’am. c’mon.”
kvothes: kvothes: the inherent tension between the acronyms JFC, JFK, and KFC ……. my favorite responses to this so far: jesus fucking chicken kentucky fucking christ JFC i saw JFK at KFC it’s the dyslexia and jkr not naruto jesus fortnite chicken
yourpersonalpizza: Motherfucking Jesse Eisenberg jesus christ fuck dude motherfucking Facebook movie bullshit jesus can you fucking believe this shitGoddamn created Facebook and fucking lawyers and shit right fucking Winklevoss Twins goddamn rowing the
fuck-benedict: THIS IS MY FAVOURITE GIF ON THE ENTIRE INTERNET I FUCKIGN LOVE CATS IM GONNA BUY 200 CATS IM GONNA LIVE IN A SWIMMING POOL FULL OF CATS SWEET FU kIGN JESUS CHEESECAAKE I FUCKIGN LOVE Ca TSS
the-lemon-lover: Jesus fucking yellow Christ
the-golden-gay-club: kevin-tico:jesús… ese pasivo sabe lo q quiere 😈👅 saico Always reblog! This is truly how I personally fuck my man who is packing 8.5", but I cuff his hands back. Then I power botton his cock just like this, then when
Fuck sake I ask for pics . They take one pic and this is it Jesus haha FML least get me in the screen 🙈☹ #weddingoutfit by chloe.khan
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the-inferno-within: wolf-hybrid: deludedpoetry: unicornbl000d: witchaulait: stainlesss-steel-jungle: Dita Von Teese & Scarlett Johansson. I have died and gone to heaven I NEED TO BE ALONE FOR A MINUTE th..this is not legal 😱 JESUS FUCKING
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grow-a-pair-of-balz: worsnop-ra: beaunerific: escape-the-motionless-fate: YOU SEE WHAT YOU GUYS HAVE DONE. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST tOO FUCKING FAR omfg jesus fuck
carlos-de-jesus: myideaofgorgeous: monr-e: Nothing to do for the rest of the day ;((( Wow :D http://carlos-de- jesus.tumblr.com fucking do not promo on my face I will end your life
jesus-christ-baubles: this is the face of a man who’s fucking stuck in mirkwood
Jesus even the way they UNFUSE was fucking gay holy shit