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kingsekou: kingsekou: mountainshigh-valleylow: ttww95: Ride the pussy Jesus!!! Am I the only one that started humming “Pony†by Ginuwine while watching this?? I had to reblog..again..I just realized he damn near fucking one sock off her.
>Mfw the girl with 500 sign ups in one week has sign ups again ALREADY. Jesus christ I want to know how the fuck shes doing this.
light-up-the-night: retrogamingblog: harsh jesus christ toad what the fuck is your damage
cookieforyou-castiel: cerealmonster15: abnest: terquius: I’ll start “accepting Christans” when they get the fuck outta places they don’t belong and stop trying to convert people in poorer places to their faith. Jesus is not the answer to why
itriedthatonceitwasabadmove: minim-calibre: omgstoppp: awanderingwonderer: thetuxlife: So the Canadian rugby team made a calendar Oh Shut the fuck up omg Jesus. This is very important to me.
domnator2: The prostate. The motherfucking pulsating prostate, my sweet fucking Jesus!
IS THAT HIS FUCKING ROOTS GROWING OUT GOD FKIGNSD YOU KNOW THAT CHART DESCRIBING HOW ATTRACTIVE THIS ASSHOLE GETS THE LONGER YOU LOOK AT HIM AND EVENTUALLY IT JUST BECOMES RAGE THIS IS IT THIS IS THE ONE MAXED OUT
camble: creative-url-i-made-up: sickfantasies: Blonde Bailey Jay Whoa What Jesus christ. personally I prefer the black hair, but with those tits who the fuck cares.
ibelieveinthilbo: the—fandom—has—claimed—me: ropunzel: brigwife: borrowed-blue-box: REALLY, AGAIN? THE FUCKING REBLOG BUTTON WASRIGHTTHEREJESUS CRUST jesus crust this post is a mess That is a tortilla. Tortillas do not have crusts.
going-grimdark: audreyii-fic: tavrispriteling: land-shart: look at dat acting JESUS CHRIST I’M REBLOGGING THIS TWICE BECAUSE LOOK AT THE FUCKING MUSCLE SPASM IN THE 4TH GIF LOOK AT THAT JUST HOLY SHIT HOW CAN WHOVIANS NOT LOVE THIS MAN AND THIS
hesmyredneckromeo: barefootbluejeannightxo: THANK YOU. dear jesus thank you whoever took this picture. i can’t stand when people do things because yolo. like shut the fuck up im gonna laugh when reality hits you in the face and you have to take your
billyguitar77: its-a-redhead-thing: firm-grip-on-the-neck: its-a-redhead-thing: Sweet fucking Jesus…Yes, please. Looks like someone is in for an exciting evening… …and morning and afternoon and into the evening again. Don’t let me walk out
Doin’ a fanfic about PearlLookin’ up official terminology about spearsUsin’ those terms in the ficFeelin’ all smart and stuff for usin’ those terms…Then realizin’ you accidentally looked up ‘spermatozoa’ instead of ‘spear’
original-lightskin-jesus: enigmatic-nic: enigmatic-nic: czarluvscurves: Lol So u just gonna fry chicken with no type of seasoning? Nevermind I just looked at the persons hand lol Thats what the fuck they get for disrespecting chicken like
fandomsandfeminism: darksomeness: kissing-whiskey: thatseanguyblogs: yourladydisdain: hipstermoriarty: mockeryd: killbenedictcumberbatch: peopleasproducts: Sexism 60’s jesus??????????????? What the fuck was wrong with men in the 60’s?
homersenemy: unite4humanity: Watch the Baltimore Police LIE and get called out by a reporter for The Guardian. jesus fucking christ
I’M DEAD. I’M FUCKING DEAD. I CANT LIVE ANYMORE. sexual frustration and loss of ovaries.What is air. I fell over the bed. I JUST CANT LOOK AT HIM. JUST LOOK AT ALL THE FLAWLESS PERFECTION THAT IS LEE JOON. Goodbye world.
dramaaddiction: “Am I dead? It feels so unfair, but since my woman can see me, I can at least say this to you before I go. Tae Gong Shil… I love you.”
linrenzo: prophecyofseven: shootmeadub: no more discourse everybody shut the fuck up and eat some bread -Jesus at the last supper LMFAO
miniar: spiralthorns: thatweirdsister: geekandmisandry: by-women-for-women: stopsayingterf: geekandmisandry: I had to read, with my own eyes, some Terfs talking about how the term “cis” is oppressive. I just can’t with these people. I
missmikalo: thesmashedpotato: togepistew: becauseracecar: whilethewolfwaits: JESUS CHRIST I ALMOST JUST PISSED MYSELF lol THIS IS THE FUCKING BEST VIDEO IN THE WORLD @missmikalo is this true? Yes. Our roads are interesting/fun to drive on ‘cause
pearlkitten-xo:inhexrtswxke:pearlkitten-xo: inhexrtswxke: pearlkitten-xo: Who the fuck you really wanna be with besides me? Ink, piercings? Jesus pearl you get better all the time. 😍 More to come 😁 *eagerly awaits* 😍 I’m just in absolute
dumblrgod: for da homies
knifeandlighter: jesus eddie what the fuck is up with that turtle demon in those gifs with the faces in its back, that shit is horrific Jinmen, one of the demons desiring to kill Akira Fudo/Amon.
knifeandlighter: knifeandlighter: knifeandlighter: knifeandlighter: jesus eddie what the fuck is up with that turtle demon in those gifs with the faces in its back, that shit is horrific Jinmen, one of the demons desiring to kill Akira Fudo/Amon.
jolyene: I WAS ON EBAY LOOKING FOR JOJO MERCHANDISE AND WHT THE FYCK HAVE I STUMBLED UPON WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS IM GONNA PIDS JESUS CRHIST The holidays are coming up you guys so here’s some gift ideas (for me)
ask-princess-splatter-hit-pony:maxxisartstuff:5sos-kitten:icarus-bucky:togepistew:becauseracecar:whilethewolfwaits:JESUS CHRIST I ALMOST JUST PISSED MYSELFlolTHIS IS THE FUCKING BEST VIDEO IN THE WORLD,THE LAST SECOND KILLED ME^^^Originally posted by
another thing to add to the list of “things you shouldn’t do with me,” you probably shouldn’t watch criminal minds with me, either. I just spent an episode screaming, “DID GARCIA GO FOR HIS NIPPLE? SHE TOTALLY JUST TOUCHED
celinequeenofrhuttlia: one-to-tennant: TELL ME WHY THIS EXISTS OTHER THAN TO HAUNT ME I MEAN, JESUS CHRIST, SCULPTORS THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING I’m pretty sure they’ve created the most terrifying Doctor Who reference ever. Count the shadows
jewcrawford: alright so i was blogging in my room and i hear my mom screech from the bathroom so i run downstairs to see whats going on and she was like “FUCKING JESUS WHAT THE HELL IS IN THE WINDOW” and look who it is my sister puT TAYLOR LAUTNER
emma-regina4ever: rembrandtswife: theactualcluegirl: becausedragonage: thanos-the-rad-titan: rehfan: digitaldiscipline: dear-tumb1r: srsfunny: Canadian Nightmare JESUS CHRISTWHO THE FUCK LET THAT EXIST The Canadian regionalization DLC for Nyan
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basketballhoopshowerhead: now im a pretty composed guy but jesus, popcorn really just does it for me. popcorn really just makes me go apeshit crazy. i start the bag off like a normal human but somewhere along the line, man. i stop eating it and start
tinalikesbutts: Need condoms? Right there in the fucking aisle in a supermarket or CVS.Need female birth control? Nah bruh, need a prescription and the consent of the lord Jesus Christ amen
fish-dinner-connoisseur: -casuallyme: zumainthyfuture: “I’m 10 toes the fuck down nigga” Lmfaoooo I hate the Internet 😂 jesus christ 100 to a 100 steady the whole time
jaiking: the-absolute-funniest-posts: socially-awkward-supervillian: Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack pray that runs jesus that is good to know. Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved
dynastylnoire: nannymcphee: emma-regina4ever: rembrandtswife: theactualcluegirl: becausedragonage: thanos-the-rad-titan: rehfan: digitaldiscipline: dear-tumb1r: srsfunny: Canadian Nightmare JESUS CHRISTWHO THE FUCK LET THAT EXIST The Canadian
unicorndildos:shrineart:wearetylerspeople:hipster-trichster:mistyslay:heres the realest shit ever: literally no one is going to pressure you to do drugs in high schoolliterally no onean encounter i had in 10th grade in a bathroom person: hey we’re about
5sos-kitten:icarus-bucky:togepistew:becauseracecar:whilethewolfwaits:JESUS CHRIST I ALMOST JUST PISSED MYSELFlolTHIS IS THE FUCKING BEST VIDEO IN THE WORLD,THE LAST SECOND KILLED ME
thatseanguyblogs: yourladydisdain: hipstermoriarty: mockeryd: killbenedictcumberbatch: peopleasproducts: Sexism 60’s jesus??????????????? What the fuck was wrong with men in the 60’s? advertising is important as it’s the historian’s best
bumbarbie: bytdwd: originallyamina: afromandl: killathegawd: bytdwd: bytdwd: WHAT THE FUCK ARE THOSE? Nike don’t make them 😂😂😂 These the Jerusalem 7’s 😂😂😂 Yeah Jesus dunked all over satan wit these in game 6 of the salvation
gooalope: (left: original, right: netflix) this is like, really blatant too. its completely destroying the intent of a scene so that the characters in it don’t come off as gay. jesus is it the fuck early 2000′s again
babylonian: yungterra: tres-apples: best reaction of the oculus jesus fuck help that boi to the car cameraman has the best dracula laugh
pardonmewhileipanic: cookievampiress: sabertoothwalrus: beebunny: konkeydongcountry: lesbianrey: i didnt know this was like a thing.. the fuck its just a light pink……… so this is the color of the fabled tumblr nose JESUS CHRIST @ ME NEXT TIME
tendencytoslip: wennkillz: tendencytoslip: Petition for The Killers to add Sam’s Town on every set list. SIGN ME UP! EVERY TIME! There is forever NOTHING like that feeling of Sam’s Town being played at the beginning of the show. So yeah, Kyla,
curlingwithmetaphor:beyourpassion: The Most Majestic Libraries In The World I would like to visit all of these please. want. all the fucking want. jesus.
thanos-the-rad-titan: rehfan: digitaldiscipline: dear-tumb1r: srsfunny: Canadian Nightmare JESUS CHRISTWHO THE FUCK LET THAT EXIST The Canadian regionalization DLC for Nyan Cat looks amazing. This is nothing I wanted and yet everything I ever
agirlnamedh0pe: twerkingderp: wtfml: navi-the-xenocide: mega-meister: So, if you put your URL in here, you can listen to all the music you’ve ever blogged. Oh my sweet baby Jesus. The happiness I feel right now is amazing YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND
