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lesbohydra:WHY AM I FUCKING ROARING WITH LAUGHTER AT THIS
terminus-est: unimpressedcats: I touch ur foods when u no look I think this is the most terrifying cat in art.
Fuck Jesus, Easter is all about the bunny that gives you shit
shellbow: contemporaryelfinchild: nowisthewinter: peternyc: Photo of a fight in the Ukranian Parliament or Renaissance painting? Slap them all in togas instead of suits and it would perfect It also follows a pyramidal composition! However, I
ohlookbirdies: hotlesbians: thebonerbus: i will reblog this forever. (via blanklove) sweet jesus I have no fucking idea. What? No, seriously. What?
jesus christ what the fuck am i doing with my life
punispompouspornpalace: Since as far as I know, that can mean basically any combination of those three, I just…well. #long post BONUS: Woah, too soon much, Eridan? Also: I laughed so hard at the original sketch when I put Eridan’s and Cronus’
I got up to make tea and almost slipped and fell on my back because I made a puddle on the floor
eggpuffs: SHE’S SO CUTE WHAT THE HECK
villainous-murderers: Shelly Ramirez, niece to serial killer Richard Ramirez, claimed Richard masturbated in front of her when she visited him in prison. “He said if I wasn’t his niece he would fuck me any day,” said Shelly about the
best-of-funny: jesus: justcallmestyles: the-artist-writer: jesus: *shows up to Last Supper 15 minutes late with starbucks* the url just makes this a million times funnier that’s the whole point of the fucking post thank you my son X
hipsterlibertarian:New Yorker Tyeesha Mobley was at a gas station near her Bronx apartment with her two sons when she caught the older boy, aged nine, stealing บ out of her purse. Thinking this was a good opportunity to teach him a lesson about honesty
kastana:bourbonandcherries:marsapartment: I was thinking about the movie adaptation of Interview with the Vampire and was about to make a “Here’s my review: not gay enough” meme about it, and I’m having a fucking stroke because I guess I’d
rageomega: lunaaltare: imjakegyllenhaal: spongebob a freak!!!!! succin squidward while the other fish watch!!!!! need me one like that @novaschaos it’s back
kin-tama-kami: jijipi-san: Manyuu Hikenchou JESUS FUCKING CHRIST HOW THE FUCK DOSE THIS SEMEN DEMON NOT HAVE SACROILIAC JOINT DYSFUNCTION OR FUCKING SCOLIOSIS. IN THE NAME OF MARY’S FIRST BORN HOLLY JESUS THIS IS SOME PLAY-DOH FACTORY BULLSHIT RIGHT
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST ON A POGO STICK!!!
kinglers: this is literally broni friendzoni taken to the next level
jesus eddie what the fuck is up with that turtle demon in those gifs with the faces in its back, that shit is horrific
somereallygreathair: July 8th, 2006: Doomsday airs for the first time
ravenclaw-rebel3390: rabidjedi-bro: tinyhousedarling: I love these memes. Never not reblog sassy-sarcastic Jesus lovingly putting people on the right track. “Christians” : but Jesus what about the gays? Jesus: Did I fucking stutter??
deepfriedfuckpotato: mostlyhydratrash: snommelp: geekandmisandry: cerealkillerrr: freikorps: The pope is a FUCKING HERETIC Ya he’s fucking shit, he is a large part of the reason the Roman Catholic church is declining I mean he’s straight
iwannatumble: Actual Frost Giant Tom Hiddleston Tom Hiddleston, the nicest human being on the entire fucking planet.
rainbowreverie21: armedwits: pizza: wingsunfurled: areyoutryingtodeduceme: odiinson: Parts of Australia are supposed to be so hot over the next few days that weather charts had to have new colours added to visually show how fucking hot it will
chicksdigthephoenix: 69ingchipmunks: mortson: i am half life and so can you STOP I’M CRYING STOP IT ADHS;KJHAS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST CALVIN PLS
the-unfunny-pathogen: why the fuck does Silent Night call Jesus “tender and mild” like oops sorry i didnt realize our lord and savior was a basket of hot wings can i get some ranch and celery along with my salvation
miss-nerdgasmz: eatthecake-anime:lovemelyrically:bigkittybombyx:sarajevomoja:kagekiid:pumpkinmcqueen:queeenkareemuh:the-friction-in-your-jeans: pastel-gizibe: awkwardconvention: florecitadelalma: krxs10: this is the kind of fucking bullshit I’m
swarklesismyotp: fragile-fallen-angel: ya-boi-strider: Somebody needs to give that guy an award He just made that cop’s shitty day 10x better. He has to deal with grumpy, hateful protesters and then Jesus fucking shows up. WHAT ABOUT THAT GUY
h0odrich: principemexicano: controlledeuphoria: jumex: blackdenimjeans: this reminds me of a cult I’m the one in blue Is he fucking flying? How can I? Do? This? This is freaking me out rip to the one in blue
icnyght: I PAUSED AT THE WRONG TIME
sarcastickoopa: Silent Hill but all the fog is actually from people vaping
On the uphill road leading to tomorrow
libertarirynn: libfas: Today in Goodbye Britain How to do your makeup after an acid attack UK population skyrockets despite native birthrates still down Rape of white girls by Muslim gangs is NOT racist London primary school reflects British future
rey-leia: Chris Evans on the set of ‘Captain America: Civil War’
raeiner: How do you do comics, jesus fuckin christ orz… So i got this idea after hearing this and reading this. After Aoba explains what the deal is with Ren and shit in the true route, they would hang out with Benishigure and whenever Kou says his
brokenhalo83: starkweek: jesus, take the wheel. now put it in first - no, put the clutch in and - jesus, what the fuck, you said you could drive stick I laughed and then I snorted and now the cat is staring at me… Lol
theeggdom: strangeasanjles: tashabilities: White people should be banned from adopting transracially. Kenya has approved an indefinite ban on adoption by foreigners. This needs to spread like wildfire…White people using Black and Brown children
chaoticbanter: yetibait: janecrocker: canon jesus is way cooler than fanon jesus canon jesus was a sassy middle eastern guy who literally said “did i fucking stutter” and hung out with prostitutes fanon jesus is just some boring white guy who sits
fuck i cant focus but i wonder if maybe exploring my own thoughts towards the topic of my essay, or rather my own misgivings might help.
rcmclachlan: easttofnowhere: carambamamba: carambamamba: In the past month, my family’s life has been turned upside down. I am a domestic violence survivor and have been raising my five year old son alone since the day he was born. Death threats,
ptsdyakuza: lucky-pinniped: ottermatopoeia: chodegravy: gingersofficial: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST I’m fucking terrified. Espurr….. calm the fuck down. rest in fucking pieces I showed this to my fiancé and he just yelled “JESUS CHRIST” @jason6297
Jesus! I’M ON THE FUCKING PHONE!
onlyblackgirl: trebled-negrita-princess: When you late to class and they doing Tardy Sweeps in the hall k but like why is she so casual with it like she just do this in her spare time?
simonbellamy: if i had a dollar for each time someone said “you’ll change your mind about having kids” i’d have enough money to buy the government and make kids illegal
I’ll go vomit right now, jesus why she is SO stupid? Or him is SO stupid by like her. I don’t know choose the worse.
alt-j: killbenedictcumberbatch: benedict cumberbatch harasses a black youth this is the fifth time I’ve reblogged this i don’t care
lucky-pinniped: ottermatopoeia: chodegravy: gingersofficial: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST I’m fucking terrified. Espurr….. calm the fuck down. rest in fucking pieces I showed this to my fiancé and he just yelled “JESUS CHRIST”
Home Is Behind, The World Ahead
i fucking hate when my mom even brings Jamie up even when its not in a mean way. like WHY DO YOU FEEL THE NEED TO SAY ANYTHING ABOUT HER. no youre not trash talking her ‘cause you like her but COME ON.
stevensyeun-deactivated20210216: The Walking Dead, Character Tropes: Glenn Rhee
meloetta: 3little-kitten3: meloetta: mosquito: *about to bite me* me: umm i have a bf 🌸*little giggles* daddy’s the only one allowed to put their mouth on baby girl ^_^🌸 -Babygirl me: mosquito: yikes
The most important scene in this episode.Not the cluster,not lapis..THIS.
askrubynsapphire: Follow for more. Check out the artists! Sketch by Sapph-istocated nillia, lines and colors by Flame Baby stuffinfluffcooking.
janedoodles: the-ice-castle: when peri did the thing I SWEAR TO FUCK
flamingheadphones: Feminist Brain: This show is full of powerful female role models and contains almost a majority of positive queer romances. It’s a win for women and the LGBT community.Lesbian Brain: powerful pretty women please punch me in the throat
toxicphox: fucktonofanatomyreferences: A phenomenal fuck-ton of arm references. (The last image is a GIF; wait for it to load.) [From various sources] Oh my sweet baby jesus
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