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lovelylittlebonez: thelovelyking: intoxicatedblessing: englishsuiteheart: macromancer: thesulfurandthesea: lucirinthenight: is that bruno mars in the background jesus fucking christ the tears I can stop lauging because it’s like bruno mars
z-o-o-l-a-n-d-e-r: togepistew: becauseracecar: whilethewolfwaits:JESUS CHRIST I ALMOST JUST PISSED MYSELF lol THIS IS THE FUCKING BEST VIDEO IN THE WORLD and i thought LA traffic was bad
darklyspectre: tavrispriteling: land-shart: look at dat acting JESUS CHRIST I’M REBLOGGING THIS TWICE BECAUSE LOOK AT THE FUCKING MUSCLE SPASM IN THE 4TH GIF LOOK AT THAT JUST HOLY SHIT HOW CAN WHOVIANS NOT LOVE THIS MAN AND THIS MAN’S ACTING
tavrispriteling: land-shart: look at dat acting JESUS CHRIST I’M REBLOGGING THIS TWICE BECAUSE LOOK AT THE FUCKING MUSCLE SPASM IN THE 4TH GIF LOOK AT THAT JUST HOLY SHIT HOW CAN WHOVIANS NOT LOVE THIS MAN AND THIS MAN’S ACTING AND JUST UGH I—-
togamijail: chandra75: im-sherlocked-in-my-mindpalace: socially-awkward-supervillian: Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack pray that runs jesus that is good to know. Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants
togepistew: becauseracecar: whilethewolfwaits: JESUS CHRIST I ALMOST JUST PISSED MYSELF lol THIS IS THE FUCKING BEST VIDEO IN THE WORLD
furbearingbrick: snaics: stuckdrawer: snaics: what’s the opposite of vore Going the fuck to church but isn’t communion just like voreing jesus
prophecyofseven: shootmeadub: no more discourse everybody shut the fuck up and eat some bread -Jesus at the last supper
evil-piece-of-demonic-pie: helpimtrappedirl: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: posolman3: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: jesus on the cross w/ a six pack Gaud just shut the fuck up ok just don’t even speak just don’t do anything just shut up oh my
fang107: I was doing just fine but he is easy to talk to and I just almost spilled the beans Jesus fucking christ kill me now. Same this is why the boundaries need to be maintained
kuma-ku-hohoho: thedoormann: Yknow how with the villagers if you level them up to like 10 or 15, they’ll unlock a fun item you can craft for them? Like I think Filbert’s is a spaceship and Butch’s is a pool table? so what the fuck is this JESUS
light-up-the-night: retrogamingblog: harsh jesus christ toad what the fuck is your damage
villomaru: light-up-the-night: retrogamingblog: harsh jesus christ toad what the fuck is your damage
fratsona: *posts art**IMMEDIATELY sees four anatomical errors, missing shit, part of the line i forgot to erase in eight different places and the silhouette of jesus burned into it*
alannahharris: jessicabrooker: vacuo-pectore: cutiebum: possibly the scariest thought in the world and when they do leave it hurts so bad Biggest fear, right there. holy fucking jesus, this.
officialfrenchtoast: jesus-take-the-feels: offficialfrenchtoast: Mom: hey do some chores Me: What the fuck did your mom give birth too someone who doesnt like doing chores
darksomeness: kissing-whiskey: thatseanguyblogs: yourladydisdain: hipstermoriarty: mockeryd: killbenedictcumberbatch: peopleasproducts: Sexism 60’s jesus??????????????? What the fuck was wrong with men in the 60’s? advertising is important
rydenarmani: tbh the best part of shooting sets are the outtakes
arcaneloquence: alackof-color: asharomi: kissing-whiskey: thatseanguyblogs: yourladydisdain: hipstermoriarty: mockeryd: killbenedictcumberbatch: peopleasproducts: Sexism 60’s jesus??????????????? What the fuck was wrong with men in the 60’s?
thedirtycouple: Last one for the day. I’m off to fuck the Mister. Jesus, I’m wet right now. ;)
orphan-with-a-stutter: vodkassassin: k-is-a-total-mess: seductively-eats-a-bagel: togepistew: becauseracecar: whilethewolfwaits: JESUS CHRIST I ALMOST JUST PISSED MYSELF lol THIS IS THE FUCKING BEST VIDEO IN THE WORLD COME TO FUCKIN ENLAND
pearlkitten-xo: inhexrtswxke: pearlkitten-xo: inhexrtswxke: pearlkitten-xo: Who the fuck you really wanna be with besides me? Ink, piercings? Jesus pearl you get better all the time. 😍 More to come 😁 *eagerly awaits* 😍 I’m just in absolute
fandomsandfeminism: darksomeness: kissing-whiskey: thatseanguyblogs: yourladydisdain: hipstermoriarty: mockeryd: killbenedictcumberbatch: peopleasproducts: Sexism 60’s jesus??????????????? What the fuck was wrong with men in the 60’s?
brolininthetardis: i want a prequel to veggie tales where the humans who occupy that kitchen are flipping the fuck out as their fruits and vegetables slowly become self-aware and begin to sing about jesus
ibelieveinthilbo: the—fandom—has—claimed—me: ropunzel: brigwife: borrowed-blue-box: REALLY, AGAIN? THE FUCKING REBLOG BUTTON WASRIGHTTHEREJESUS CRUST jesus crust this post is a mess That is a tortilla. Tortillas do not have crusts.
ollivander: wowjustloveme: meladoodle: you came to the wrong neigh-bourhood, motherfucker THE FUCKING DOG I CANT BREAHE JESUS
allmymetaphors: thisishangingrockcomics: Ugh I just want to be sexy, damn it. THIS IS SO MUCH THE STORY OF Y LIFE THAT I CAN’T EVEN EXPLAIN Accept the fucking compliment jesus christ
hemoluminescent: blacksmith14: togepistew: becauseracecar: whilethewolfwaits:JESUS CHRIST I ALMOST JUST PISSED MYSELF lol THIS IS THE FUCKING BEST VIDEO IN THE WORLD never not reblogging this.. I relate to this way too damn much
missboston1399: blackfemalejesus: jamaicanamazon: powrightinthekissser: youngblackandvegan: magnacarterholygrail: pettylifepresident: thecherrywinehouse: imsoshive: What the fuck is this?! Jesus take the wheel “101 ways to keep a man. In
thelovelyking: intoxicatedblessing: englishsuiteheart: macromancer: thesulfurandthesea: lucirinthenight: is that bruno mars in the background jesus fucking christ the tears I can stop lauging because it’s like bruno mars was walking past like
togepistew: becauseracecar: whilethewolfwaits:JESUS CHRIST I ALMOST JUST PISSED MYSELF lol THIS IS THE FUCKING BEST VIDEO IN THE WORLD Hahaha this guy omg, his one about keeping your women happy is hilarious too
louisthrustingskills: wittyliampayneurl: Harry and Louis dancing [x] CAN WE JUST APPRECIATE ALL THE FUCKING SKIN LOUIS IS SHOWING BABY JESUS CHRIST This is actually one of the cutest things I’ve ever seen in my entire life.
togepistew: becauseracecar: whilethewolfwaits:JESUS CHRIST I ALMOST JUST PISSED MYSELF lol THIS IS THE FUCKING BEST VIDEO IN THE WORLD King Arthur
surprisebitch: singlemix: madamvega: boughieandbroke: boughieandbroke: wiiiine: soymaricon: billmurray1996: this is the most dramatic video I’ve ever seen I’m gagging… I thought the caption was an exaggeration but it’s not I cant
flyingbird27: oparnoshoshoi: friendshipismax: memesymamas: JESUS The shock on that cats face “Must. Not. Move. They. Can’t. Sense. Movement.” WHAT IN THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
my-other-plans-fell-through: xxcaptainkurtxx: poppunk-jesus: my-other-plans-fell-through: doing eyeliner is literally like trying to draw a straight line using Paint Hold down the shift key oh yes your right let me just hold down the fucking shift
thatdudeemu: sojetlife: roxannemonologues: I love to hear him whisper “Fuck” or “Shit” when I throw it back. i love to hear her moan yes and don’t stop, while I’m strokin I love to hear them say praise The Lord and thank you Jesus while
healthyhallucinations: gillianandersonssideboob: youfoundus3: The ever flawless Gillian Anderson over the years. jesus fuck Perfection.
l0vers-quarrel: daveakhiin: heyitspj: marymargee: I JUST FOUND MY SEVENTH GRADE MATH TEACHER ON A GAY PORN WEBSITE OH MY SWEET JESUS why were you on a gay porn website for oatmeal recipes why the fuck do you think “for oatmeal recipes why the
prettyboyshyflizzy: queenofsabah: dynastylnoire: onlyblackgirl: heymrsamerica: 💀 what the fuck is that Is that a dinosaur or Pokémon? I would have died what the hell Jesus
colleen-smith: plagualcadence: thatseanguyblogs: yourladydisdain: hipstermoriarty: mockeryd: killbenedictcumberbatch: peopleasproducts: Sexism 60’s jesus??????????????? What the fuck was wrong with men in the 60’s? advertising is important
sft425: ibelieveinthilbo: the—fandom—has—claimed—me: ropunzel: brigwife: borrowed-blue-box: REALLY, AGAIN? THE FUCKING REBLOG BUTTON WASRIGHTTHEREJESUS CRUST jesus crust this post is a mess That is a tortilla. Tortillas do not have crusts.
sft425: prophecyofseven: shootmeadub: no more discourse everybody shut the fuck up and eat some bread -Jesus at the last supper @anaisalicious
urtube: pointless-posts-and-fandoms: ibelieveinthilbo: the—fandom—has—claimed—me: ropunzel: brigwife: borrowed-blue-box: REALLY, AGAIN? THE FUCKING REBLOG BUTTON WASRIGHTTHEREJESUS CRUST jesus crust this post is a mess That is a tortilla.
a-london-gent: bbbwitched: phantomwise1744: one2havefun: togepistew: becauseracecar: whilethewolfwaits:JESUS CHRIST I ALMOST JUST PISSED MYSELF lol THIS IS THE FUCKING BEST VIDEO IN THE WORLD I don’t ever reblog things like this and I am not
blazethedaze: peace-love-and-acid-tests: starboy-x: anjunamanda: electrick00laid: FEED ME THE GOLDEN ACID holy shit want imagine now we know why charlies trip through the chocolate factory was so amazing OH MY FUCKING JESUS TITTY GOD!
Oh god if after the special they go back in hiatus jesus fuck
I feel like the second my husband and I see eachother and can be alone it’ll be like Daddy: “What do you want me to do to you” Me: “Just fuck me up”
theninjapunch: theninjapunch: Jesus what the fuck @explosm, sometimes the depression comics are to on point 460 notes, its almost like poeple kinda care about us now. Nice.
chandra75: im-sherlocked-in-my-mindpalace: socially-awkward-supervillian: Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack pray that runs jesus that is good to know. Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t
just-shower-thoughts: Why do people insist on letting Jesus take the wheel? His blood-alcohol level must be off the fucking charts.
![louisthrustingskills: wittyliampayneurl: Harry and Louis dancing [x] CAN WE JUST APPRECIATE ALL THE FUCKING SKIN LOUIS IS SHOWING BABY JESUS CHRIST This is actually one of the cutest things I’ve ever seen in my entire life.](https://64.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m61t8nH5CJ1qzpggdo1_250.gif)
