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Oh man, i showed up so late for work this morning. Jesus. Ive been getting yelled at for the last 20 minutes about tardiness. Dude, ive been here three years, and I’m barely even late, if ever. Suck my dick.
I gotta quit blind following. Jesus christ.
baybeydwagon: smelterdemon: baybeydwagon: Important 2 me. I’m going to fight you Bring it on broseidon, god of the brocean. jesus fucking christ.
yoursus: Tite Kubo: So where do you want the storyline to go from here? Bleach: Just fuck me up.
vgjunk: Super Smash Bros., Nintendo 64.
queenston: yamino: queenston: onexproductions: why the fuck does this kid have multiple copies of Daedalian Opus? jesus christ good eye Because he’s eating them. See first photo. XD holy shit i don’t even care reblogging this again for this
cloesy: thegoodsonisbad: standardpolaroid: samparty: oceanmaster: surfdog2000: doctorscience: sugoinatural: 511kinderheim: oh my god are those stickers FUCK jesus christ i need these omfg PSSST… HANDLE WITH HANDS!! HERE’S THE LATEST…
cloesy: thegoodsonisbad: grannysgonna: joshishollywood: Without a word of exaggeration this is the worst thing I have ever seen in my life but why this is a choice that someone made someone thought this was a good idea congratulation lmfao jesus
lionessjenna: p5stuck: riningear: stfuconservatives: pixyled: whatfreshhellisthis: Oh good christ Apparently our ongoing legacy of colonialism and genocide makes great advertising fodder. Jesus Christ BBC what the fuck is wrong with you? First Blind
conkersradfurday: jesus christ how pissed does this rugged motherfucker look like “yeah I broke the fucking rules what about it”
babylonian: rosswoodpark: thatthinginyourshoe: maxofs2d: What the fuck this is like when that lady tried to restore that painting of jesus
all the years wasted fucking each other charles
shorthorrorfiction: scary-monsters-and-davesprite: HE CAN HAVE THE FUCKING MONEY JESUS I’ll risk it, that’s how bad I hate working.
Johnny and the Jesus Crew
andmonkeys: Who do you think is the enemy?
barleytea: request in the stream- “eren would probably be screaming about killing titans while making out” ye
Being the Tumblr of Libraflyter
this is going to sound super conceited, but I wonder how many people look at a form of media and go “yep……….that’s the ship/character/whatever donnie’s going to like”
Photo Mode Addiction
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What is it with these asshats making deals with demons all the time jesus fuck how stupid do you have to be.
ucantaketheboyoutofthecountry: Jesus Christ. What the fuck anybody gonna do with that? Throw it over your shoulder and burp it?
tricias-captions: “What? Your boyfriend never licks your ass? Never? What the fuck is wrong with him? Don’t you miss it? What? Never? No one has ever? Not even a girlfriend? What? You haven’t had any girlfriends? Jesus, Emma! Take your clothes
gallifreyburning: posythorne: Can we leave soon, Rose? #it’s remarkable rose thinks how much his #i am going to fuck you face #looks so much like his oncoming storm face #and it’s every bit as nuanced #the way she can tell that right now it
allkindsaperv: Jesus, who the fuck is this perfect hottie?
daveakhiin: heyitspj: marymargee: I JUST FOUND MY SEVENTH GRADE MATH TEACHER ON A GAY PORN WEBSITE OH MY SWEET JESUS why were you on a gay porn website for oatmeal recipes why the fuck do you think
nemertea: I AM DONE WITH THE UNIVERSE JESUS CHRIST DO YOU SEE THIS IT IS A FUCKING FROG DISGUISED AS A TINY PENGUIN. DONE. (Glyphoglossus molossus)
scary-monsters-and-davesprite: HE CAN HAVE THE FUCKING MONEY JESUS
teenagah: holykittens: christmasorgasms: oscurovolpe: Harry potter fans are creepy as fuck. Jesus I wish I could afford to be that bored with my life not like some poor underpaid janitor has to clean that shit up or anything… actually the year
voldemort-twerks-for-jesus: When the fuck did stephen colbert get his own ice cream flavor?
totoroko: iamjonnytopside: gaymers-inc: baby-chinchilla: John Matuszak “Sloth (from The Goonies”) JESUS TAKE ME NOW! wait what????? FUCKING SFX MAKEUP MAN
angerliz: m-azing: gangbanglerfish: thebirdandthebat: I am humbled by this Portal cosplay. I’ve never played portal but I am impressed. HOLY FUCKING SHIT SAJHDGFKAJHSDGFKJASGDFHJA JESUS CHRIST
stilesgotstyle: daydreammelody: demonlordpivi: yarnandkoopashells: EWWWWW oh my god what OH MY GOD AHAHAHAHAHA JESUS CHRIST WHAT THE FUCK
stuckinthetimewar: bellevprincesse: viamariee: What jesus what the fuck this was my favorite bible story growing up
yugirl-with-dragons: aceyugiohdreamer: seraphedo: Synchro-Dragons, here you have an impression of me as Yami and obfuscatingsusurration as Yusei! x3 Photo is by awesome malabava OH MY JESUS *spits out water* HOLY, FUCKING SHIT
rapicho: ok every time I see this post I find it necessary to point out Jesus was a carpenter like he legit would’ve used the fuck outta a nail gun
notanangryvegan: sobermotherfuckinggamzee: failsyndrome: SOMEBODY TOOK POPULAR VINES AND MADE THIS *GROSS SOBBING* THE FUCKING MARCO ONE JESUS
drop kick me jesus through the goal post of life
chrismcfeely: zypherion: tyrest-accorded: sshiftinggears: i tried to propose to megatron at universal today… OH MAH GAD This was epic and ballsy! His reply was perfect! Universal Studios Megatron is the BEST Megatron. He gets away with saying
artificial-jesus: On a scale of cuddles to rough sex i need everything on the fucking scale.
untexting: arcaneloquence:alackof-color: asharomi: kissing-whiskey: thatseanguyblogs: yourladydisdain: hipstermoriarty: mockeryd: killbenedictcumberbatch: peopleasproducts: Sexism 60’s jesus??????????????? What the fuck was wrong with men
juiciercouture: arcaneloquence: alackof-color: asharomi: kissing-whiskey: thatseanguyblogs: yourladydisdain: hipstermoriarty: mockeryd: killbenedictcumberbatch: peopleasproducts: Sexism 60’s jesus??????????????? What the fuck was wrong
great-pulsating-protons: theunknown1art: jc125: lavender-ice: sagiso: sycophantism: drunkenfist: I’d play it omfg yes dear sweet lord jesus yes i’d play the fuck out of that game WHY HASN’T SOMEONE MADE NINTENDO DO THIS YET? DON’T
mrsandielee: Holy Jesus, what the fuck is that?Sir, a jelly donut, sir
wow cool facts about anime
i forgot the fucking bible existed and typed “deep Jesus lore”
frozenmusings: katahane: jesus christ wHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHOW
totallyjacobsanders: htimsnevets: unfboy: thick-sexy-muscle: Bradley Castleberry doing box jumps Shut the fuck up jesus christ. holy shit
pizza-iz-lyfe: juiciercouture:arcaneloquence:alackof-color: asharomi: kissing-whiskey: thatseanguyblogs: yourladydisdain: hipstermoriarty: mockeryd: killbenedictcumberbatch: peopleasproducts: Sexism 60’s jesus??????????????? What the fuck
gingersofficial: asmoron: memorydae: what about that one down on the bottom JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
ohhkittykat78: d.c. …jesus…! That fucking stare, unf!
polyvinylmonster: Inspired by this brilliant post. I’ll do the other ones as well. It’s also my first Koujaku fanart I mean I’m not really a huge fan of him but it felt really great when I was drawing him and his gorgeous hair aaa aaaa
i really want to read a kounoi where noiz is getting fucked senseless (lmao, see what i did there) by koujaku. i want him to be face down with his ass in the air moaning like his life depended on it and swearing in german. and while he's begging for
bloodbending: so im doing ren’s route and i notice hold the fuck up AOBA CONFIRMED FOR ANIME JESUS
Am I the only one who feels like this would be a pretty hilarious metaphor for dick sizes?
ris-ris:bleachod: notthepajamas:The hero we deserve.roflmao JESUS CHRIST GIN
