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cutely-perverted: prettyboyshyflizzy: pjlowry: I never get tired of reposting this. Every quote you see above are actual texts from the Bible itself. These are just a few examples of the gruesome stuff your pastor never tells you about. straight up,
la-li-lu-le-lolz: farmraiseddongers: why are ethicists kinkshaming me the bible said adam and eve not florence and the machine
vvhaleshark: megsokay: Finally. in third grade my dog died and my teacher told me that all dogs go to hell because the bible said so and i started crying so she gave me a detention and now the pope says shes wrong so whos going to hell now fuck you
bangarangn1tram: vagisodium: i dont remember this part of the bible After the night he had, neither did Jesus.
pjlowry: I never get tired of reposting this. Every quote you see above are actual texts from the Bible itself. These are just a few examples of the gruesome stuff your pastor never tells you about.
onoasa: jeffersonstarshipshavethetardis: okay so we know about jesus when he’s a baby, and jesus when he’s an adult, but does the bible ever mention his rebellious teenager years?‘jesus, go feed the donkey.’‘yOU’RE NOT MY REAL FATHER’
walkingwithdragons: Christians call The Bible “the greatest story ever told” almost as if they’ve never heard John Mulaney’s Salt and Pepper Diner
rad-feminism: ohmorninglovely: don’t just reblog this.. think.. there are women in this world who have inserted coat hangers into themselves in order to force/create an abortion… because.. men in government thought more about the words in the Bible
yourownpetard: cliff-snowpeak: yourownpetard: errl-y-girl: phroyd: pjlowry: I never get tired of reposting this. Every quote you see above are actual texts from the Bible itself. These are just a few examples of the gruesome stuff your pastor never
parkingstrange: xoheart-on-her-sleeve: sassy-satan666: unmutekurloz: raspberryskittles: dion-thesocialist: isn’t there a part of the bible where god gets mad at a fig tree for not having any figs on it and curses the fig tree? yeah there legit
lordmoss: bangarangn1tram: vagisodium: i dont remember this part of the bible After the night he had, neither did Jesus. .
dragqueengalore: Crown Of Thorns For The Bible Girl That’s how you get into the big book anyway.
braided: instead of touching your genitals touch your hand to the pages of the bible
gallifreyanturtles: THE ONE WITH THE BIBLE LOOKS TRAUMATIZED.
gothlolita: im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names
thereichenbachfinn: Every time some religious person says “It’s Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve” all I can think is that Adam and Eve were endgame in the bible and Adam and Steve just didn’t end up being canon and it’s like damn, if the
beccatheb: unmutekurloz: raspberryskittles: dion-thesocialist: isn’t there a part of the bible where god gets mad at a fig tree for not having any figs on it and curses the fig tree? yeah there legit is that’s 100% true Yes. If I remember right
tinyshad3s: tinyshad3s:i wish people would’ve gotten really hung up on the part of the bible where it says you can’t wear cloth made of different materials instead of gay people
ineedtothinkofatitle: check it out This is the best argument and clarification of the Bible’s stance on homosexuality I have ever heard. :-) All interested persons should watch this.
bradventuretime: mysearchforself: ladystormcrow: wholove: A graphical representation of the contradictions in the bible. Each red line links 2 contradicting statements. WILL ALWAYS REBLOG. WOAH This reminds me of a really fascinating theological
boygirlparty: The July 2003 issue of Vanity Fair is still the bible
slutintraining: The best way to have fun reading the Bible.
sassy-satan666: unmutekurloz: raspberryskittles: dion-thesocialist: isn’t there a part of the bible where god gets mad at a fig tree for not having any figs on it and curses the fig tree? yeah there legit is that’s 100% true Yes.
tasteofhiddles:horchatita:gracelesscastiels:today i met a christian guy who tries to follow the rules of the bible really good and i asked him if he is against gays because of Leviticus 20:13 and he told me no, he doesn’t because of Matthew 7and he
epicluna: the-221st-doctor: Mom, Dad….. I’m French the bible says adam and eve not adam and hon hon hon baguette eiffel tower
toyota: lameborghini: what is the “slay her drag her read her who is she” thing from the bible
parkingstrange:xoheart-on-her-sleeve: sassy-satan666: unmutekurloz: raspberryskittles: dion-thesocialist: isn’t there a part of the bible where god gets mad at a fig tree for not having any figs on it and curses the fig tree? yeah there legit
actionables: Me: mom, dad, this is my girlfriend Eve Mom: the fuck I thought you had a boyfriend Dad: the Bible said Adam and Eve, not gay is okay Me: wait for my surprise Mom: another one Dad: what surprise *a guy walks in* Me: this is my boyfriend
If you believe in Jesus Christ, reblog this. Don’t just ignore this because in the Bible it says, "If you deny Me, I will deny you in front of My Father at the gates of Heaven."
heavensghost:And the history books forgot about usAnd the Bible didn’t mention us, not even once.
jjsinterlude: kngshxt: this in the bible tbh In the book of FuckNiggas
magicblood: la-li-lu-le-lolz: farmraiseddongers: why are ethicists kinkshaming me the bible said adam and eve not florence and the machine IM BEGGING PLEASE DELETE THIS FUCK Tumblr and its sense of humor hahahahahahahahahaha
thematthewross: Want….. & its like I gotta move the fuck out of the bible belt /Joke-lahoma to get it. Need a King. … tired of peasants (-_-) #gaylove #love #romance #realshit #realtalktho #realtalk #true #truelove #cute #cuteness #want
xoheart-on-her-sleeve: sassy-satan666: unmutekurloz: raspberryskittles: dion-thesocialist: isn’t there a part of the bible where god gets mad at a fig tree for not having any figs on it and curses the fig tree? yeah there legit is that’s 100%
dearestdummies: Timeless wisdom from the Bible. I love this. Devotional Training: For the religious.
unmutekurloz: raspberryskittles: dion-thesocialist: isn’t there a part of the bible where god gets mad at a fig tree for not having any figs on it and curses the fig tree? yeah there legit is that’s 100% true Yes.
boxlunches: lady-bodhisattva: I’m a Christian, and even I can recognize how ridiculous it is for people to oppose gay marriage based on the grounds that “The Bible defines marriage as one man and one woman.” That’s simply not true. If these
thenewtgingrich: johnsegbert: princeowl: bedabug: shrimp are referred to as an abomination four times more than homosexuality is in the bible macklemore is writing a song about shrimp rights as we speak when i was in the third grade i thought i
dogshaming: Bless you, Sammy. The ultimate sin….our lil rescue pup Sammy decided to eat the bible!
yongmalyang: agentstarkrodgers: officialgeorgebush: lewdfruitington: omgpoetry: this is funny like really, really funny You sly bugger. That took me a while. I have googled my life away. I have read bible verses. I have studied the ohilosophical
wilwheaton: samwisethewitch:samwisethewitch: samwisethewitch: I literally do not care what the Bible says about any political issue. I am not Christian. Christian scripture should have zero effect on my life or my personal freedoms. The fact that
horchatita: gracelesscastiels: today i met a christian guy who tries to follow the rules of the bible really good and i asked him if he is against gays because of Leviticus 20:13 and he told me no, he doesn’t because of Matthew 7 and he added that
shadownote349: parkingstrange: xoheart-on-her-sleeve: sassy-satan666: unmutekurloz: raspberryskittles: dion-thesocialist: isn’t there a part of the bible where god gets mad at a fig tree for not having any figs on it and curses the fig tree?
iamtallandthin: 40,000 redditors signed a petition to get the Bible off of the shelves of Target only to find out they don’t sell them
piertotum-locomottor: jollynatural: at thanskgiving my uncle was giving a speech about how homosexuality was wrong because of the bible and under the table i was reading about one of god’s angels choking on a guy’s dick what a time to be alive
cuddlebugriki: sexyssecretdiary: ❤ If I manage this today, It will be a miracle of near biblical proportions… and since I don’t believe the bible… It would be an even bigger one… Ready the chairs and sharp objects! XD I have some for me
rainbow-ashe: theanti90smovement: mom dad im in love with a robot the bible says adam and eve not florence and the machine
