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thenewtgingrich: johnsegbert: princeowl: bedabug: shrimp are referred to as an abomination four times more than homosexuality is in the bible macklemore is writing a song about shrimp rights as we speak when i was in the third grade i thought i
xoheart-on-her-sleeve: sassy-satan666: unmutekurloz: raspberryskittles: dion-thesocialist: isn’t there a part of the bible where god gets mad at a fig tree for not having any figs on it and curses the fig tree? yeah there legit is that’s 100%
darkwingsnark: carry-on-my-wayward-butt: segadreamcastwebbrowser2point0: glitchkid: unclefather: glitchkid: jesus was a gamer how died in a t pose respawned clipped into the sky All I’m getting from this is that the bible is skyrim.
fuckingconversations: probablymetarpgideas: karadin: kaleighbytheway: just-shower-thoughts: As an atheist, putting my hand on the Bible and saying an oath before testifying to a court is less likely to get me to tell the truth than a pinkey promise
calicokitty402: probablymetarpgideas: karadin: kaleighbytheway: just-shower-thoughts: As an atheist, putting my hand on the Bible and saying an oath before testifying to a court is less likely to get me to tell the truth than a pinkey promise When
autumngracy: Y'all remember that story in the bible about Moses condemning the people idol worshipping a golden calf statue or like nah
charlesoberonn:charlesoberonn: I hope all the Delilahs out there know that their name means ‘watery, sparse and diluted’ in Hebrew. Sorry your parents didn’t bother to read the bible story Delilah is from before naming you after her.
afloweroutofstone:All of the social teachings of the Bible make soooo much sense once you look at it as a collection of moral lessons to keep an early agricultural-based civilization stable. Oh, you’re saying God wants me to focus on working hard, having
peeandsquirt: The only thing the bible is good for. And God said “let there be rain”
la-li-lu-le-lolz: farmraiseddongers: why are ethicists kinkshaming me the bible said adam and eve not florence and the machine
justchukwa: kaylapocalypse: dukeofbookingham: Another anecdote from Greek class: Apparently there’s an episode in the Bible where Jesus asks Peter “Do you love me?” using a form of the verb ἀγαπάω, which means ‘love’ but in like
gryphll: rafasolano: rafasolano: easter is on april fools day this year and all i can think about is the bible story of jesus an apostle: man i can’t believe jesus died jesus, rising from the grave: surprise bitch april fools an apostle: we thought
m3anint3ll3ctual: im-god-now-fight-me: im-god-now-fight-me: things i always keep in my backpack: the bible (king james edition) a copy of the U.S. consitution a copy of my school’s current rulebook i do this so that whenever someone at school tries
mwagneto:ive never been religious and i don’t like christianity but all the english phrases that come from it/reference it are so fucking funny i can’t stop saying them. none of these words are in the bible. my brother in christ. like god
roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it:birthdaypigeon: birthdaypigeon: could u imagine if ppl talked about catholicism the same way they talked about like… indigenous ppl’s religions…. girl in horror movie holding a bible open: “according to legend, a
hideback: Ephraim Moses Lilien (Galician, 1874 – 1925) The Books of the Bible, circa 1912 More Lilien on hideback
wereyoufullyawareofthisgaming: sorainmypants: Mom.. Dad…. I’m dating sonic the hedgehog.. The bible said Adam and Eve not Adam and Speed.
parkingstrange: xoheart-on-her-sleeve: sassy-satan666: unmutekurloz: raspberryskittles: dion-thesocialist: isn’t there a part of the bible where god gets mad at a fig tree for not having any figs on it and curses the fig tree? yeah there legit
pjlowry: I never get tired of reposting this. Every quote you see above are actual texts from the Bible itself. These are just a few examples of the gruesome stuff your pastor never tells you about.
impossibleechoes: OK so its OK to condemn the shit out of fifty shades for romanticizing abuse yet we hand the bible to children and wonder why sexism , slavery, racism and rape run rampant throughout history. Don’t mention religion, don’t be taboo,
failingmydegreebecauseof1d: methtakes: what if the bible was just a popular book and the fan base got out of control what do you mean ‘what if’
badwolf-paradox: shslprussia: mom, dad, i’m joining the survey corps. #the bible said adam and eve #not smashed to death against a tree
onoasa:jeffersonstarshipshavethetardis: okay so we know about jesus when he’s a baby, and jesus when he’s an adult, but does the bible ever mention his rebellious teenager years?‘jesus, go feed the donkey.’‘yOU’RE NOT MY REAL FATHER’
gothlolita: im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names
meowfaces-foryou: shan-anigans: crockercorpofficial: overnight-shipping: diamondparagraphs: poesdaughter: Or, y’know, that thing called “Passover.” And the story of Noah’s ark Didn’t god kill like a total of 2 million people in the bible
bearholdt: becauseforoncethisisme: falchiion: omg …Well, that’s one way to interpret things. well it is the BIble, not the straightble
yuki-menoko: unmutekurloz: raspberryskittles: dion-thesocialist: isn’t there a part of the bible where god gets mad at a fig tree for not having any figs on it and curses the fig tree? yeah there legit is that’s 100% true Yes. No it wasn’t
spiritualevolution1111: parkingstrange: xoheart-on-her-sleeve: sassy-satan666: unmutekurloz: raspberryskittles: dion-thesocialist: isn’t there a part of the bible where god gets mad at a fig tree for not having any figs on it and curses the fig
What angels are apparently supposed to look like. They had 6 wings, covered with eyes on the wings. And had two eyes on their face, but used 2 wings to cover their face at all times because if a mortal ever saw their face they would die. The bible
boygirlparty: The July 2003 issue of Vanity Fair is still the bible
mykashikoifandoms8: offended-fig: xoheart-on-her-sleeve: sassy-satan666: unmutekurloz: raspberryskittles: dion-thesocialist: isn’t there a part of the bible where god gets mad at a fig tree for not having any figs on it and curses the fig tree?
phantom-quantum: shan-anigans: crockercorpofficial: overnight-shipping: diamondparagraphs: poesdaughter: Or, y’know, that thing called “Passover.” And the story of Noah’s ark Didn’t god kill like a total of 2 million people in the bible
tasteofhiddles:horchatita:gracelesscastiels:today i met a christian guy who tries to follow the rules of the bible really good and i asked him if he is against gays because of Leviticus 20:13 and he told me no, he doesn’t because of Matthew 7and he
rainbow-ashe: theanti90smovement: mom dad im in love with a robot the bible says adam and eve not florence and the machine
iamtallandthin: 40,000 redditors signed a petition to get the Bible off of the shelves of Target only to find out they don’t sell them
hyphen-hifin: queerfabulousmermaid: sourcedumal: karigane: foreveramberxox: Photographer James C. Lewis of Noire3000 | N3K Photo Studios was tired of the Media’s White Washing ; so in a series of Photographs,depicted some of the most famous
hentai-ass: homochitto: always reblog I love how people cut lessons from the bible and just pick the ones they feel like enforcing, real good stuff.
epicluna: the-221st-doctor: Mom, Dad….. I’m French the bible says adam and eve not adam and hon hon hon baguette eiffel tower
wilwheaton: samwisethewitch:samwisethewitch: samwisethewitch: I literally do not care what the Bible says about any political issue. I am not Christian. Christian scripture should have zero effect on my life or my personal freedoms. The fact that
tinyshad3s: tinyshad3s: i wish people would’ve gotten really hung up on the part of the bible where it says you can’t wear cloth made of different materials instead of gay people
onoasa: jeffersonstarshipshavethetardis: okay so we know about jesus when he’s a baby, and jesus when he’s an adult, but does the bible ever mention his rebellious teenager years?‘jesus, go feed the donkey.’‘yOU’RE NOT MY REAL FATHER’
all FEMALES should be voting for Obama- if not lets watch the Baby Boom happen, health care and fiancial aid gone and putting Republicans in office who even want to take away tampons beause it's "against the Bible". Let my beautiful Gays marry so I can
Bold Black & Bitchy: The Color Purple Is the Bible of Black Feminism
offended-fig: xoheart-on-her-sleeve: sassy-satan666: unmutekurloz: raspberryskittles: dion-thesocialist: isn’t there a part of the bible where god gets mad at a fig tree for not having any figs on it and curses the fig tree? yeah there legit
actionables: Me: mom, dad, this is my girlfriend Eve Mom: the fuck I thought you had a boyfriend Dad: the Bible said Adam and Eve, not gay is okay Me: wait for my surprise Mom: another one Dad: what surprise *a guy walks in* Me: this is my boyfriend
bangarangn1tram: vagisodium: i dont remember this part of the bible After the night he had, neither did Jesus.
cutely-perverted: prettyboyshyflizzy: pjlowry: I never get tired of reposting this. Every quote you see above are actual texts from the Bible itself. These are just a few examples of the gruesome stuff your pastor never tells you about. straight up,
