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Like the Bible says , equally yoked. And I swear I’m the only uncracked egg in the box. I’m not one to complain but the women in this business don’t understand the term good business. And I think, they never will.
An open letter to the Duck Dynasty bible scholar, asking about the rest of Leviticus
depressingfacts: humanistdan: CNN - Bible Condemns A Lot, Why Focus On Homosexuality? I’m not even going to go into how hypocritical the people who use Leviticus oppose same-sex marriage are…
Disney with a splash of Feminism!: awkward moment when someone thinks homosexuality is in the Bible and the Bible was written in English.
Proof that carrying a Bible with you is a good idea: Civil War Prayer Book which stopped a Bullet at the Battle of Roanoke Island, N. C. and saved the life of Private Edward R. Graton, Co. C, 25th Regt. Mass. while it was tucked inside his uniform coat
READ THIS:The problem is that the writers of The West Wing were overzealous. They could have made a great case against the religiously fanatical homophobes. Instead, they misrepresented the Bible passages (seriously, go read them) and shot themselves
blackdominion: Even the Bible talks about the sexual prowess of Nubian Men: “Yet she increased her whorings, remembering the days of her youth, when she played the whore in the land of Egypt and lusted after her paramours there, whose members were
mdgusty: Every year. Perry Bible Fellowship by Nicholas Gurewitch That day of the year again.
mdgusty: mdgusty: Every year. Perry Bible Fellowship by Nicholas Gurewitch That day of the year again. Here we go again.
mdgusty: mdgusty: mdgusty: Every year. Perry Bible Fellowship by Nicholas Gurewitch That day of the year again. Here we go again. Damn. Day late this year…
mdgusty: mdgusty: mdgusty: mdgusty: Every year. Perry Bible Fellowship by Nicholas Gurewitch That day of the year again. Here we go again. Damn. Day late this year… lol managed to not die again for another year
Regarding homosexuality in the King James Bible
makesthemeaningmoresignificant: thegetawaymile: they-kissed: acheleismyobsession: generalfaberry: quinnberry: abgron: THERE’S FANFICTION ABOUT THE BIBLE Well, the Bible is a book so… …WHAT. JESUS AND HITLER SLASH FICTION!!! One day in
lieutenant-mairon: the-thirst-order: soumeki: twinkleofafadingstar: “FANART IS NOT REAL ART!!!” Do we need to talk about the relationship between the Renaissance and the Bible I never laughed so hard. Same thing for fanfiction! I’m an English
lokacinna: you know, considering how many times rich people are mentioned as sinful in the Bible versus how many times homosexuals are mentioned as sinful in the Bible, it’s really funny how I’ve never seen entire Christian organizations go out of
reywallker:and in unrelated news, the catholic church has just published a canonical addition to the bible in which it is revealed that jesus christ has actually been working for the devil for the past two thousand years. “hail satan,” he says at
dragon-in-a-fez: qthewetsprocket: fialleril: droidhusbands: ok forget everything else i’ve previously said on the subject - THIS is my favourite star wars behind-the-scenes story: This is the greatest thing I have ever read. What, your Bible
andhumanslovedstories:Was thinking about the rust belt, then the Bible Belt, then the sun belt, then the corn belt, and I was like “how many goddamn belts does America have” and it appears to be about 20 belts, proud to announce America is a final
mckitterick: jupiter-harsh: commupissed: haiku-robot: fromacomrade: from a comrade The people who sheltered Jews in hidden rooms and attics and basements during the Holocaust were breaking the law. The people who smuggled 7,000 Jews out of Denmark
tigerator: fizzy-dog: “artists dont work for the love of art anymore, they just rely on commissions and patrons” this is how art has literally always been the fucking sistine chapel is commissioned fanart of the bible the mona lisa was a commission
dead-pedophiles: weavemama: weavemama: conservatives: being gay is wrong because the Bible says so also conservatives: being a pedophile is right because of these Bible people unfortunately this Alabama republican, Jim Ziegler, actually used the
liberalsarecool: Every Trump tweet is a lie. Trump is always the victim. Trump gaslights reflexively.Invoking the bible to justify breaking up families and stealing children is a clear message to the world: Republicans have left the human race, they
crazyintheeast: lokacinna: you know, considering how many times rich people are mentioned as sinful in the Bible versus how many times homosexuals are mentioned as sinful in the Bible, it’s really funny how I’ve never seen entire Christian organizations
terrysdiary: Ruby Aldridge at Cafe Flore holding her copy of The Satanic Bible.
And they said to the mountains and to the rocks, “Fall on us and hide us from the presence of Him who sits on the throne, and from the wrath of the Lamb…“
just-shower-thoughts: If the bible were written in the 20th century, God would be the bad guy. He was a tyrannical leader who caused mass extinction and genocide all in the name of his own worship, and banished to hell the one person who stood up against
victoriousvocabulary: LEVIATHAN [noun] a sea monster referred to in the Bible. In Demonology, the Leviathan is one of the seven princes of Hell and its gatekeeper (see Hellmouth - the entrance to Hell envisaged as the gaping mouth of a huge monster).
softrocklevi: it’s always baffling to me when people say “the bible says adam and eve not adam and steve” yeah but like the bible says adam and eve were massive incompetent piles of shit who fucked up god’s creation and doomed humanity for all
hungry-hobbits: bemusedlybespectacled: weavemama: conservatives: being gay is wrong because the Bible says so also conservatives: being a pedophile is right because of these Bible people is… is he saying that Mary had sex with Joseph and that was
kecobe: Bob Thompson (American; 1937–1966)St. Matthew’s Description of the End of the World Oil on canvas, 1964 The Museum of Modern Art, New York The kingdom of heaven is like unto a net, that was cast into the sea, and gathered of every kind:
kropotkhristian:When you’ve never actually read the Bible because you thought Atlas Shrugged was the Bible
pbfcomics: The other piece I did for Marvel. Sorry, Beast fans.
mistresssonjablue: withurdirection: respectprotectspeople: glorywouldbeproud: cockyhollows: nerdygirlnoodles: joshmosh415: I can never stop posting this. The narrow minded bible fanatics that just look at one small thing in the bible then feed
ap-kinda-lit:Naruto: Nice hands, Hinata.Hinata: Oh! Thank you, Naruto-kun!Naruto: I bet they’d look even better wrapped around my—Neji, barging in: BIBLE! WRAPPED AROUND THE BIBLE! PRAISE THE LORD! AMEN!
majingojira: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: smitethepatriarchy:Why do so many Christians know nothing about Jesus. It’s funny how Republicans love to make shit up about how the Bible says that LGBTQIA people are going to hell, something that the bible
“When white men came in Africa, we had lands and they have the bible. They teached us to prey with closed eyes: when we opened our eyes, white men had lands and we had the bible”.
cartoonpolitics: “If one were to take the bible seriously one would go mad. But to take the bible seriously, one must be already mad.” .. (Aleister Crowley)
whitewhine: That should be the motto on the First World flag See why the Bible is only called the “good” book… All I thought when I saw the black part covering the pictures and names was that it looked like a penis. I have such a dirty mind
wilwheaton: meggannn: i swear i stared at this for a full minute not realizing it was dream daddy, all i could think was that there was drama in the bible fandom Oh, there is PLENTY of drama in bible fandom.
milnemonster: ultrafacts: The Judean date palm The plant was nicknamed “Methuselah,” after the longest-lived character in the Bible. Methuselah is remarkable in being the oldest known tree seed successfully germinated, and also in being the only
nabyss: rawnoire: Images from the latest series by International Photographer: James C. Lewis entitled ICONS OF THE BIBLE…full series to be released in October Exhibit in Atlanta, GA. The series is giving the world a more factual look at the scriptures
thomas-is-my-name: meggannn: i swear i stared at this for a full minute not realizing it was dream daddy, all i could think was that there was drama in the bible fandom There’s been non-stop drama in the Bible fandom since it was written
transfaguette:Here’s my take. I don’t care if Christian lawmakers are just reading the bible wrong. I don’t care about the bible. I don’t care about Christianity. Religion and government should not mix. There is no way to be a
doctordonna: dialupmodem: woah woah woah *hands you a copy of the bible* *signs inside cover of the bible* always nice to meet a fan
chaoticbanter: softrocklevi: it’s always baffling to me when people say “the bible says adam and eve not adam and steve” yeah but like the bible says adam and eve were massive incompetent piles of shit who fucked up god’s creation and doomed
blondebombshellescort:incognitomaneater: thesocialistprostitute: I couldn’t resist. I once spilled butt lube on a bible in one of those drawers Hahaha!!! I always put my goodies in the Bible drawer. It gives me a perverse pleasure in doing so.
ultrafacts:The Judean date palmThe plant was nicknamed “Methuselah,” after the longest-lived character in the Bible. Methuselah is remarkable in being the oldest known tree seed successfully germinated, and also in being the only living representative
my-horcruxes-are-fandoms: softrocklevi: it’s always baffling to me when people say “the bible says adam and eve not adam and steve” yeah but like the bible says adam and eve were massive incompetent piles of shit who fucked up god’s creation
barronis: coldfrontds: Say hello to my new Bible! barronis They say you should read and live by the bible each and everyday
downtimeinseattle: eyefuckingstiel: ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME Don’t forget - Metatron is/was The Voice of God. The Scribe, etc. No wonder God kicked him to the curb and… no wonder Cas said the bible gets so much wrong. All the errors are Metatron’s
socialism-is-common-sense:No altar, no belief, no holy book, neither the Qur’an nor the Bible nor the others, have ever been able to reconcile the rich and and the poor, the exploiter and the exploited. And if Jesus himself had to take the whip to chase
rawnoire: Images from the latest series by International Photographer: James C. Lewis entitled ICONS OF THE BIBLE…full series to be released in October Exhibit in Atlanta, GA. The series is giving the world a more factual look at the scriptures and
whoknowswhattomorrowwillhold: play—d0h: xmegzx: Apparently this is a verse from the bible :l well that’s not too good is it. so we’re all gonna be ‘destructed’ in 2012? oh..2012.. figures I hope this is ain’t something from the bible…:|
What happens if communities refuse to get vaccinated? The Dutch Bible Belt compared to measles outbreaks in the Netherlands.
thoughtsof-r: theblackclarkkent: For All These Bible Thumpers Out Here Condoning The Orlando Tragedy‼️🤔😡 this tea. lol ppl love to take the bible in bits and pieces to satisfy their version of the truth. smh I already reamed this dude yesterday
b-udi: je-parfait: niggaish: leeannthill: I love this so much it hurts is this really in the bible tho lolz in my bible it is
jinglebellkind: owlwright: O H MYGOD all the best comments start with “bible au”
welp-i-tried: queentron: boredbronxnigga: selweezus: susiethemoderator: micdotcom: Watch: You have to see the look on their faces when they find out it’s the Bible. Yikes Not surprise. A lot of Christians haven’t read the entire bible.