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A graphical representation of the contradictions in the bible. Each red line links 2 contradicting statements. WILL ALWAYS REBLOG. Science 1 - 0 Non-Existing man in the clouds
If you believe in Jesus Christ Reblog this. DON'T IGNORE THIS. The bible says if you deny Him, he will deny you in front of His father in the gates of heaven. This is the simplest test.
h-o-r-n-g-r-y: simplytonka: How my heart yearns to live a quiet life like this. Reading the Bible and books on the front porch, a husband and children to share life with. A garden to feed us with foods that grow from the earth. And how it also yearns
spiritualinspiration: In the Bible, when the people of Israel came out of slavery and were headed toward the Promise Land, they were so happy to be finally free! But then Pharaoh changed his mind about letting them go and came chasing after them. They
haltingstate: lol Well that certainly ruins mai weekend plans (~_~) Seriously, even the Bible is a doorway to demonic possession if you twist it for evil. The reality is that all people have the free will to choose evil, and if they do, then they
benevolent-falcon: rainandpathos: hymnsofheresy: hymnsofheresy: american nationalism is its own religion. the constitution is comparable to the Bible. read as if it was written by God, and is oftentimes considered indisputable the flag is an idol
notafraidofstopping876: twinkleofafadingstar: “FANART IS NOT REAL ART!!!” Do we need to talk about the relationship between the Renaissance and the Bible
dimetrodone: dimetrodone: Why do some of the Kremlings in donkey Kong have nipples but the Kongs don’t. The bible says Barrels and Eve, not K Rool and Steve
spoopyshivers: spoopyshivers: why do old people read the bible so much i asked the old guy standing in front of me at the post office and he said “it’s because we’re cramming for finals”
freezepeachinspector: heylittletrojan: I don’t understand the issue people have with polyamory like if all parties are down, what’s the issue? The Bible says Adam and Eve, not Adam and Eve and Lilith and occasionally Lilith and Eve sleep independently
ih8religion: submission from elenfea:: So, you want a ‘traditional’ marriage like the one in the Bible, huh? This is brilliant - thanks for the submission. -Tyler
theconcealedweapon: How to trick an Islamophobe: Find a verse in the Bible that promotes violence, and pretend it’s from the Quran. Watch how quickly they’ll insist that it’s okay to hate the entire religion.
zooophagous: electoralcollege: An interesting thing about VeggieTales is that the Bible stories it retells are mostly restricted to the Old Testament, because the creator made a promise to his mother that he would never depict Jesus as a vegetable I
hymnsofheresy: hymnsofheresy: american nationalism is its own religion. the constitution is comparable to the Bible. read as if it was written by God, and is oftentimes considered indisputable the flag is an idol in which people literally pledge their
varkarrus: animedads: Bayonetta: *eating spaghetti* God, like, literally God, from the Bible, appearing from the sky and destroying Bayonetta’s house: [UNINTELLIGIBLE] Bayonetta, flying on a shard of her roof: man what the fuck bayonetta is kin
bonkalore: quinintheclouds: alleenickel: blue-fluffy-dragon: zombiebrainsoup: nuka-rockit: nuka-rockit: nuka-rockit: nuka-rockit: the bible but its retold in memes “if she eat the fruit, she a thot”, the Allmighty said “all women are queensssss”
howlie-dog: pelkoja: pelkoja: conservatives getting offended by people saying jesus would help the poor is so fucking funny how dare you suggest I should help the poor Didn’t Jesus legit hold a sermon at one point in the bible and say “help the
ihtty9877: writing-prompt-s: write a story where the main character dies in the middle, but is still very much part of the story. The Bible
fangfotographie: sephielya: ii-l: This is my bible. Bye. Anyone else read this with the stereotypical Japanese “punk” accent? I didn’t just read it in the accent. I felt the accent.
prettyboyshyflizzy: pjlowry: I never get tired of reposting this. Every quote you see above are actual texts from the Bible itself. These are just a few examples of the gruesome stuff your pastor never tells you about. straight up, These are the type
evilmon13: Alex Trebek: Yes, select again! David Duchovny: Bible for 400 please. Alex Trebek: During the second plague, these amphibians came out of the water. Stephen. Stephen King: What are frogs. Alex Trebek: Right. David Duchovny: (genuinely) What
ivanebeoulve: Creation of EvaI find Eve to be the the most interesting character in literature.In the bible it’s said, that she was created out of Adam’s rib. as to why god used him instead of dirt, it is unknown, until later…“ought men to
sonneillonv: palomayombe: sentientcitizen: penciltothetemple: jestermd: the-last-of-december: Nice guy Lucifer is the best meme Yes Oh man, get on my blog. By far my favorite one here is “Not a character in the Bible / Still most interesting
thedenofravenpuff: 2mahnas: nightguardmod: ponyway: According to Christianity, the bible is the word of God. So, not only God has made a fan fiction of his own creation, the guy’s so vain that he also put in his own self-insert gary stu Jesus as
callmearcturus: also you know what you know what really fucking pisses me off about the whole “GASP ADULTS WRITING ABOUT KIDS” discourse you know what really fucking pisses me off? hi. i grew up in the bible belt of the midwest. as a young queer slowly
kecobe: Orazio Gentileschi (Italian; 1563–1639)The Finding of MosesOil on canvas, 1633Museo Nacional del Prado, Madrid, Spain And there went a man of the house of Levi, and took for a wife a daughter of Levi. And the woman conceived and bore a son;
kecobe: Peter Paul Rubens (Flemish; 1577–1640)The Judgment of SolomonOil on canvas, ca. 1617Statens Museum for Kunst, Copenhagen, Denmark Then came there two women, that were harlots, unto the king, and stood before him. And the one woman said, “O
Actually, what you mean is: my experience with religion is limited to a couple bad experiences, the extremist shit I have seen on the news, online bandwagoning, and a literal interpretation of the bible that is only adopted by certain extremists.
teresitawinchester: sapphos-darlings: kjthejunger: “Eve’s embrace of the snake that gave her knowledge…” Funny story: I was actually reading the bible on the other day and was thrown back into the memory when I was a little girl in class
fizzy-dog: “artists dont work for the love of art anymore, they just rely on commissions and patrons” this is how art has literally always been the fucking sistine chapel is commissioned fanart of the bible
xaviersboner: superwholocks-bitch: so my nan was spouting some crap about how gay people aren’t really people because of what it says in the bible so I said “you think the only people who are people, are the people who look and think like you but
superwholocks-bitch: so my nan was spouting some crap about how gay people aren’t really people because of what it says in the bible so I said “you think the only people who are people, are the people who look and think like you but if you walked
loki-theonewholies: a-weeping-angel-just: GUYS I FINALLY FIGURED OUT WHAT THE SNAKE MEANS In the bible Lucifer turns into a serpent, or a snake, and tempts Eve to eat the fruitLucifer is tempting Sam to become his vessel *slowly claps hands*
hadeniikuze: the-megs: guruthethird: padalurki: isaacedlahey: on a scale of one to (500) days of summer how much do people completely misinterpret what you’re trying to say romeo & juliet Fight Club The Great Gatsby The Bible.
bowiesnippleantennae: pupcat: wholove: A graphical representation of the contradictions in the bible. Each red line links 2 contradicting statements. WILL ALWAYS REBLOG. WOAH Can we have a bigger version where I can actually see the contradicting
soumeki: twinkleofafadingstar: “FANART IS NOT REAL ART!!!” Do we need to talk about the relationship between the Renaissance and the Bible I never laughed so hard.
spiritualinspiration: After Jesus was born, the Bible tells us that Wise Men came from the East to bow before Him and worship Him. They went to great lengths just to get a glimpse of the child and traveled a long distance for many months, following the
1980hood: Here’s the problem with people who say same-sex marriage shouldn’t be legal because of the Bible:America was founded on the separation of church and state. The state can’t control religion and religion can’t (or shouldn’t) control
just-shower-thoughts: If you read the Bible backwards, it’s the story of a benevolent deity, who gets grumpier and grumpier until he decides ‘fuck it’ and floods the world, after which he destroys the universe bit by bit.
Prosperity gospel. Evangelicals. Mega churches. “Pastors” 🙄🙄. All have and continue to destroy the collective spirituality through distorted views of the Bible’s scriptures and the politicization of the church. Crazy!!!! #makechurchespaytaxes
chubbyguyswag: Here’s a few of my favorite outfits. The one of me in jeggings was the first time I’ve ever worn something like that in person, and it was the scariest thing, considering I live in the Bible Belt, where I get dirty looks for wearing
strawberriecherry: nabyss: rawnoire: Images from the latest series by International Photographer: James C. Lewis entitled ICONS OF THE BIBLE…full series to be released in October Exhibit in Atlanta, GA. The series is giving the world a more factual
vnitas: so apparently the name “axel” is a form of the name “absalom”. absalom is a character in the Bible, the third son of david, who is very charming, has excellent fake manners, and then, um, rebels against his creator/father to avenge someone
fan-tastig: Renée Elise Goldsberry’s Cypher for the BET Hip Hop Awards Ain’t I a woman, like Sojourner I’m the TruthHand on the Bible, Book of Esther, Book of RuthUpgraded the Railroad to a Chariot with HarrietAnd Marie Curie brought some shit
skepticalavenger: Yes, a hypocrite. But more specifically, it is clear that the only reason you pull out the gay verse and ignore the others is because you have a clear prejudice against gays. You’re just using the Bible as an excuse to make this
mama-macabre: Many people are familiar with the origin of the inverted cross. In the Bible, it is said that, when Peter was about to be crucified, he begged to be hanged upside down, as he did not feel worthy to die in the manner of Christ. But symbols
colorslashmotion:succulentils: Wish I could’ve tweaked the pose and reshot this, but the setting sun waits for no man (except like… Joshua in the Bible #SundaySchoolstories).Also, still testing ways to maintain anonymity, hence the beanie. So, this
bloodbending: how the FUCK do you justify not giving a human food, shelter, and medical care because of “a religious belief”???????? where the fuck in the bible does it say “if someone’s gay they don’t deserve the bare essentials necessary
azspot: “Remember that story where Jesus condemned homosexuality, praised the wealthy, pre-qualified people for love, taught that the key to success and a better life is to simply work harder, insisted that the Bible is the perfect Word of God, stood
thewillowrae: Bathsheba // 10-27-2016First set in a series focused on rereading stories of women from the Bible and finding the distortion and misogyny in the way the Protestant church portrayed these women. And it came to pass in an eveningtide, that
