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gryphll: rafasolano: rafasolano: easter is on april fools day this year and all i can think about is the bible story of jesus an apostle: man i can’t believe jesus died jesus, rising from the grave: surprise bitch april fools an apostle: we thought
gaycactus: people who use baby naming websites: - expecting parents- trans people changing their names- writers- that guy outside my dorm room who was arguing with his buddy on whether the name Zach was in the bible and then very loudly announced that
soberscientistlife:Evangelicals think they are experts on the bible, but in reality they have learned misquoted text and nothing about the interpreted word.
rainaramsay: m3anint3ll3ctual: im-god-now-fight-me: im-god-now-fight-me: things i always keep in my backpack: the bible (king james edition) a copy of the U.S. consitution a copy of my school’s current rulebook i do this so that whenever someone
la-li-lu-le-lolz: farmraiseddongers: why are ethicists kinkshaming me the bible said adam and eve not florence and the machine
meatgod: alex06nice: dirtyhusbandroy: I like her! J'adore carrément 😍😍😍👅 The real cause of Noah’s flood in the Bible, meatGod approved
xxcookievampiressxx: official-sebastian-strider: impossibleclarawho: My friend not taking shit from anyone and the struggles of living in a Bible Belt state: a trilogy. Tell your friend that they are amazing. was it chocolate cake I want to know
necroticnymph: briansandstorm: That awkward moment when Diablo shows up to your religious protest This reminds me of an old story I heard from a friend. One year, an anime con was being held the same weekend as a Bible Conference. This dude in an Ifrit
actualdemon: My mom will never let me live down the score I made on my 6th grade Bible studies mastery test.
vinegod: I’M A GIRAFFE! 😂😂 by The LAD Bible
xtec: vinegod: When your dog forgets how to dog… by The LAD Bible @smugdog
iamtallandthin: 40,000 redditors signed a petition to get the Bible off of the shelves of Target only to find out they don’t sell them
boygirlparty: The July 2003 issue of Vanity Fair is still the bible
thekinkyhipster: krxs10: surprisebitch: coaztal: cunt0z: steevoooo: He’s 6'7" in case y'all were wondering. is this allowed? like, is it legal? What the fuck i want him to use me is he those angel hybrids the bible talks about merkelwerd
kohai-prince: titan-senpai: cutely-perverted: prettyboyshyflizzy: pjlowry: I never get tired of reposting this. Every quote you see above are actual texts from the Bible itself. These are just a few examples of the gruesome stuff your pastor never
thatgyalmo: la-li-lu-le-lolz: farmraiseddongers: why are ethicists kinkshaming me the bible said adam and eve not florence and the machine Bye
badgyal-k: nostopdasgay: bangarangn1tram: vagisodium: i dont remember this part of the bible After the night he had, neither did Jesus. He turnt that water to wine Why are ya like this?
la-li-lu-le-lolz: farmraiseddongers: why are ethicists kinkshaming me the bible said adam and eve not florence and the machine Fuck you! imma fuck robots! >:C
tasteofhiddles:horchatita:gracelesscastiels:today i met a christian guy who tries to follow the rules of the bible really good and i asked him if he is against gays because of Leviticus 20:13 and he told me no, he doesn’t because of Matthew 7and he
wholove: A graphical representation of the contradictions in the bible. Each red line links 2 contradicting statements. WILL ALWAYS REBLOG. WOAH
Yet bible thumpers all around the fucking world say they do.
doyoulovemymen: And the Bible says : “Grab the latin man’s dick because it’s offered generously and spontaneously.”
bangarangn1tram: vagisodium: i dont remember this part of the bible After the night he had, neither did Jesus.
nuclearvampire: lines-and-edges: callmearcturus: also you know what you know what really fucking pisses me off about the whole “GASP ADULTS WRITING ABOUT KIDS” discourse you know what really fucking pisses me off? hi. i grew up in the bible belt
epicluna: the-221st-doctor: Mom, Dad….. I’m French the bible says adam and eve not adam and hon hon hon baguette eiffel tower
suppermariobroth: From a Japanese guide for Donkey Kong Jungle Beat. Donkey Kong is being described as the “King of Kings”, a title used in the Bible to refer to Jesus Christ.
i confessi cannot say what is worse..an atheist who has never read the Biblewho imagines they are wise enough to speak about a book they have never readand who chooses to rely upon the false claimsof other atheistswho prove with their own boaststhat they
hamiltonshorn: oh, we couldn’t bring the columns downyeah we couldn’t destroy a single oneand history books forgot about usand the bible didn’t mention us, not even once (x) laurens and hamilton make me cry a lot my darlings
bloodytales: If you actually read the Bible, locking asylum seekers up is one of the least Christian things you can do. (Link)
thecommanderisnotdead: lesbianbooradley: fluidityandgiggles: quinintheclouds: alleenickel: blue-fluffy-dragon: zombiebrainsoup: nuka-rockit: nuka-rockit: nuka-rockit: nuka-rockit: the bible but its retold in memes “if she eat the fruit, she
m3anint3ll3ctual: im-god-now-fight-me: im-god-now-fight-me: things i always keep in my backpack: the bible (king james edition) a copy of the U.S. consitution a copy of my school’s current rulebook i do this so that whenever someone at school tries
emchughes: thewordunheard: raptoravatar: theoreticalgirl: valerieagotlib: ryanoshea: Rep. Kyrsten Sinema, first Congressperson to officially describe her religion as “none,” is sworn in not on the Bible, but on the document she’s actually
rainbow-ashe: theanti90smovement: mom dad im in love with a robot the bible says adam and eve not florence and the machine
badwolf-paradox: shslprussia: mom, dad, i’m joining the survey corps. #the bible said adam and eve #not smashed to death against a tree
vvhaleshark: megsokay: Finally. in third grade my dog died and my teacher told me that all dogs go to hell because the bible said so and i started crying so she gave me a detention and now the pope says shes wrong so whos going to hell now fuck you
pbfcomics: “The Green Menace”: Another strip I did for Marvel’s Strange Tales series.
horchatita: gracelesscastiels: today i met a christian guy who tries to follow the rules of the bible really good and i asked him if he is against gays because of Leviticus 20:13 and he told me no, he doesn’t because of Matthew 7 and he added that
jamiestroud69: #tbg (ThrowBack Girthday) of my juggling at @hereloungeweho , taken by @jasonkingphoto ! Fan quote of the day!: “On average, there is probably far more real love, kindness, and simple human pleasure in porn than in the Bible that is
gothlolita: im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names
superkianagalaxy: madonnuh: the bible has the worst fandom well you can’t deny that it’s come out with some really good fanart
braided: instead of touching your genitals touch your hand to the pages of the bible
gr-yffindor: hungarian: nowhere in the bible does it say god is not a burrito i read this text post to my church’s pastor the other day and he thought it was funny.
sssammich: epicluna: the-221st-doctor: Mom, Dad….. I’m French the bible says adam and eve not adam and hon hon hon baguette eiffel tower #EVERYONE KNOWS YOURE FROM MONTREAL
ionela-vioreladumitrescu: Thanks DOMA for allowing states to ignore the Full Faith and Credit Clause! Note that he is not reading from the Bible, but instead what appears to be a New York guide book.
sassy-satan666: unmutekurloz: raspberryskittles: dion-thesocialist: isn’t there a part of the bible where god gets mad at a fig tree for not having any figs on it and curses the fig tree? yeah there legit is that’s 100% true Yes.
