the alcoholic
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ashirahs: lovenjunglefever: ashirahs: Hey Tumblr fam, I need some help I created this anti-hangover popsicle, have tested the crap out of it, and yes it works amazing. My friends love it, but I’m struggling with sales. Just being honest here.
antimony: (pours vodka into the pits of hell) for persephone
tastefullyoffensive: Looks pretty good, tbh. (via the_cat_downvoter)
lychgate: do you think during the 50 years inuyasha was pinned to a tree that his brother came across that and just kinda laughed to himself and then later he even brings a fold out chair, pops open a beer, and throws shit at him while being a giant shit
lilguy5-20: theinturnetexplorer: well that neighbor feud took an amusing turn. Did Disney live next to the Warner brothers??
okayysophia: When he says “ you can get anything on the menu”
bunni-hime: I’VE FALLEN INTO STARDEW VALLEY— no More like, I’ve fallen for Shane. SHANeeeeeeeeee ;//// -////;;;;;;; BONUS COMIC I took the opportunity to study colours and have a break from deadlines. u vu ALSO I recently updated my SDV portrait
pokeballssohard:pokeballssohard:So one of my friends was having a party at his house, and this one guy was being a total dick and my friend wanted him to leave. My friend was pretty drunk, and apparently the other guy was hopped up majorly on coke, and
scarletthedork: Last night I got drunk and said and did some shit that hurt myself and others so here’s a Lapis. I’ll probably legit finish and color this one day when I’m more sober. Please do not repost or remove the caption.
optimusisbestpoptimus: honeybeehusky: titenoute: hiddlesherethereeverywhere: pr1nceshawn: Tips That Can Save Your Kid’s Life. THIS IS IMPORTANT When I was a child, from the time I was about four and could understand things, my mom told me
ayeshanura: infjwriter: underachieved-witch: 2srooky: thegoodlion: soulsoaker: turing-tested: hey so protip if you have abusive parents and need to get around the house as quietly as possible, stay close to furniture and other heavy stuff because
ptenterprises: ray-winters-sings: *sniffs* it’s a red….California…excellent year…it’s a late harvest…subtle expression of, dare I say…peach? Exquisite aroma. “Now I shall cleanse my palate by knocking this glass off the table”
niggazinmoscow: This thread is the purest form of girls having girls backs.
sapphiresoulmate: succubus-stripper: rvnotti: just simple math This reminds me of the crazy Russian girls I worked with in Alaska who basically taught me everything I know about being aggressive where and how do you take aggresive classes from russian
adunilovesthemoon: setheverman: what’s the mood… for april?
So while I’m at work if I ever need to talk about a night where I smoked or I talk about some time I did something stupid when I smoked or if I’m just being a tard the day after I smoked I’ll just say I got drunkWhich you think would be just fineUntil
Finding ways to entertain myself during the move 🤣
needing-more-coffee: the-armed-utahn: meanplastic: Idk why I’m hurt but I am. This is like that time I found out they used mashed potatoes to take product pictures of ice cream
countingmyfeathers: Life hack: drink all the alcohol in your house to forget that you’re useless and unloveable.
skeletongarden: That’s the spirit
countingmyfeathers: life hack: drink all the alcohol in your house to forget that you’re useless and unloveable.
morenaflow: idk. it’s the alcohol
edigarledezma: Alcohol After Effects VS. Weed After Effects
thedevilmaou: Oh my god I laughed my ass off and I feel bad about it coz it was definitely rape. I usually don’t like women who doesn’t have control over alcohol but now I’m having second thoughts. I never imagined a drunk waifu can be adorable. Fuck
everything but the alcohol and drugs one
thensfwfandom: Eddie Thawne’s first fuck!Trust me… it wasn’t the alcohol. Support me on Patreon!
Blame It On The Alcohol
I’m hating myself tonight because of the alcohol tbh and I only drink one a month
homoeroticusrex: Blame it on the alcohol
followthewestwind: Homemade Eggnog (no raw eggs, and can be made with or without the alcohol) by WillCookForFriends on Flickr.
bimboabby: Wine and cocktails are the alcohol of a trophy wife. a sophisticated trophy wife bimbo would never be caught dead drinking beer. i am often enjoying a glass of wine while wearing a sexy but classy dress with makeup like hers!
melikesyourbutt: geoxi: ugh i need some love… but right now my only friend is the alcohol. i’m so alone I’m here:3
Delirios de alcohol con tu nombre.
Los besos saben mejor con amor que con alcohol.
Te haces adicto a cualquier cosa que te haga sentir mejor un rato, aunque sepas que te hace mal. Pasa con el café, el alcohol o las personas
Olvidar el dolor con litros de alcohol.
Y quiza te llame esta noche, mientras el alcohol nubla mi razón.
Tan sencillo que es beber alcohol y olvidarse de los dolores del corazón.
sake (raw salmon, not the alcohol) IS SO GOOD OMFGGG. maguro is just okay i guess. ehh all nigiri is good to me lol
cokeflow: I am the alcoholic dad of tumblr
emilydamnit: eradicatedelicacy: queentinabelcher: Alcohol vs marijuana OH MY GOD I WASNT EXPECTING THAT This is beautiful
wonderingaboutfandoms: letyourjourneystart: According to chemistry, alcohol IS a solution.
I'm not an alcoholic, I'm Mexican.
stoner-ette: liftedandgiftedd: eradicatedelicacy: queentinabelcher: Alcohol vs marijuana OH MY GOD I WASNT EXPECTING THAT this is it.. my favorite gif on this entire site Lmao
sorry: Why is there so much blood in my alcohol system?
thenightingalefloor: I want the alcohols.
titaniumtopper: masterboibinder: “Having a little trouble clearing the alcohol-induced fog from your brains, boys? Well, never fear… you’ve got plenty of time now to sort everything out… just remember one thing… what happens during Mardi Gras
ass-fuck-em-n-chuck-em: If you ever found out, your gf would probably blame the alcohol. But don’t fool yourself, she was sober when she decided not to wear panties.
❥ — sweet disposition.
gleeperformances: Tik Tok
naughty-littleangel: avacrwder: You can’t blame the alcohol this time. Intamacy should never be forgotten
wow this is probably the shittiest fucking birthday of my life let’s hope it doesn’t become a tradition to suck fucking asshole I’m downloading and watching Luther to hopefully feel better wowwowow what fucking bullshit
loove the fuh outta this
