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straight-outta-exo: Title: Forget Him Genre: Smut Characters: Reader (Y/n) / Park Chanyeol Notes: WHY DO I ONLY WRITE SMUT WHAT THE FUCK Warnings: Language - Hickies - Slapping - Alcohol - Dirty Talk - Oral -x-x-x- You slouched, face squished on
I often suddenly find that I’ve rested my boobs on the bar top :) Oh, and I’d say that on average, bartenders’ jizz does not taste as good as most guys’ jizz. Maybe it’s the alcohol level? 8===D———{ Wetiquette
Sarah drove the five hours north from La Jolla today to have me take her portrait. Though she had never met me in person before, she’s spending the weekend in Santa Maria on my couch, away from her husband and her life. I showed her my weird little
I recently discovered this photo from 2004, way before I officially became serious about photography. It is an odd little image and the back story is too complicated and unbelievable to type here, but I am going to take a risk and share it any way. The
Beauty is in the eye of the beer-holder
jimllpaintit: Hi Jim. Could you paint a depressed, alcoholic horse losing his shit and thumping the barman for making a crack about his long face? Cheers, Kissin George
ouieer: I have the greatest feeling that I’m about to fuck shit up. I mean… you can also use the jar for tequila right??? Must have lost this somewhere under my bed.
ouieer: ouieer: I have the greatest feeling that I’m about to fuck shit up. I mean… you can also use the jar for tequila right??? Must have lost this somewhere under my bed.
mykinkyfamily: onemansfantasies: sluttyoldersister: The alcohol from the night before mustn’t of worn off. What started off with a mornig cuddle with my 18 year old son soon turned into wrestling. The nest thing i knew.. i was telling my son to stay
xsecretloveaffairx: We didn’t get the hotel room so we could sleep off the alcohol. We got it so we could party so much harder.
Accidentally knocked my martini against the plant centerpiece and spilled like half my drink into the soil -_- I hope it has a nice buzz haha turn up, little succulents.
One of the works for the 24 hour challenge special with 30 minute challenge.
Jessica had only planned to go out with her girl-friends for a night on the town; some dinner, then drinks and dancing at a club followed by a swift taxi home to her husband. But she had got a little carried away with the alcohol and was more drunk than
this video is perfect. the sound. the ominous being. the floating. i use to have sleep paralysis everynight i went to bed sober. maybe that’s why i drink so much. i think it started after i got an exorcism when i was 13 years old. i became an atheis
weloveshortvideos: Mcdonalds worker:“I’m a magician & can make the penny disappear under the water bottle. look for it in the bottle”
This morning I woke up at 6am, two hours before my alarm went off, because I had the overwhelming urge to watch the movie Secretary. It had been several years since I’d seen it and I was completely immersed in the movie. My heart was racing, my
dirtybroke-n-free: recreant broke up mid tour :( the whole situation sucks. The victim is my friend. I actually hung out with her a few days ago. Her getting shunned by so many people in the scene and not being believed by so many people that claim
brodorokihousuke: From pg. 284 of the PWAA Official Casebook Vol. 1: The Phoenix Wright Files This entire manga is a gift directly from the Holy Mother herself, I swear.
princeackerman: The different kinds of Gays™ Tag urselves I’m The Ship’s Queer
cubvet: And half of them are gonna “try stuff out “ in each other and saying no homo every 5secs when they realize they feel something but blame the alcohol snd live the rest of thier lives in the closet untill they discover masc for masc
tshtrainer: I know whenever my boyfriend offers to go pick up the alcohol with one of our buddies he’s really just looking to blow him on the way to the store.
inhisjeans89: I love getting drunk with my Tío and his work buddies. He buys me all the alcohol I want, and I repay my him by sucking the shit out his boys. I’m the only one allowed to suck his thick Mexican cock, it’s been that way ever since I
thedrunkenmoogle: The McFly (Back to the Future shot set) Ingredients:WhiskeyTab (for 1955)Pepsi (for 2015)Root Beer (for 1885)Bacardi 151 Directions: Take 12 shot glasses and put them in two rows of 6 shots. Fill the first 4 shots ½ with Tab
thedrunkenmoogle: hardactofollow: The Crimson Typhoon (Pacific Rim shot) Ingredients:1 oz. Green Chartreuse1 oz. 151 Rum Directions: Mix both ingredients in a shot glass and ignite. Let the shot burn for a while, then extinguish the flame and take em
thedrunkenmoogle: T-Virus Shot on Secret of the Booze Last week Secret of the booze tried out our T-Virus shot (recipe). Just remember to make the antidote and stock up on herbs if you accidentally drink one! We wouldn’t want a zombie outbreak
differentfacesameman: raggedymanwiththebowtie: Upon noticing that he in turn was noticed he turned back to his pint.The stuff tasted bitter and it it was difficult to swallow however Eleven wanted to finish it. He hoped that the magic of the alcohol
agenderyuripetrov: nearsightedpandas: Happy holidays, agenderyuripetrov!! Prompt was: A Kaburagi-Petrov Christmas AKA Kotetsu/Yuri, with the latter and his mother spending Christmas in Kotetsu’s hometown with the Kaburagi clan HOLY SHIT WHAT ARE
publius-esquire: This musical is going to be the best thing to ever happen to the Founding Fathers.
fyeahlilbit3point0: beeftony: candy-bat: The true hero of Jurassic World was the guy trying to protect his margarita during the pterodactyl attack He was played by Jimmy BuffettThe guy who sang “Margaritaville” #that’s how you cameo
john-laurens: One of my favorite things about Laurens is that when he heard there had been a fire in Charleston and some houses were destroyed, he responded with something along the lines of, “I hope it burned down some houses belonging to the upper
grimesgallagher: farewell degrassi tng meme [8/15 characters]: Ellie Nash “That’s what I do. I’m the one who messes up people’s lives.”
selftitled-clone: are you a fold the corner of a book person or bookmark person? are you a shower in the morning person or shower at night person? are you a call or text person? are you a wine or beer person?
link-theultimatetimelord: lil-bit-ghei: themetaisawesome: dragonsandcatporn: sagaciouscejai: mamasam: Rum. Goldschlager. Gin. Vodka. Only the avatar, master of all four alcohols, could get this shit cranked. but when the party needed him most,
headspace-hotel:vamprisms:which would you rather have shapeshiftingmotherlode cheat in real lifetrue loveability to resurrect anything from the dead but you can only use it oncego back in time ten years but you remember everything you know nowability
trebled-negrita-princess: virtuheaux: thelonghotsummer: Honestly, this is the most helpful thing I’ve ever seen on tumblr. …well maybe besides the coconut oil uses I want the zombie. Holy shit why would anybody wanna drink liquor and tomato
Happy birthday to me…happy birthday to me…Now where is the ice cream cake, alcohol and matches to set things on fire!?
iamtonysexual: mortson: sweetsweetdicksinmymouth: dirkdave: PARTY AT MY PLACE i’ve got the alcohol covered i’ll bring some soda ill bring the drugs I’LL BRING THE BITCHES
I was making a drink with vanilla vodka, then I reached for the wrong container in the fridge and added vanilla almond milk instead of orange juice. So naturally I just finished the rest of the glass off with orange juice. It taste like a boozy creamsicle
k9jocks: thebibliosphere: thebibliosphere: thewoonderkabinett: thebibliosphere: thebibliosphere: Oh my god, food extract is not the same as an essential oil. Food extract is the flavoring of something cooked down into a carrier oil or alcohol
So it’s 2am. I just got home. The last 24 hours have been interesting and I’ve just had a blast. Which is appropriate for today being the fourth of July.
sluttyoldersister: The alcohol from the night before mustn’t of worn off. What started off with a mornig cuddle with my 18 year old son soon turned into wrestling. The nest thing i knew.. i was telling my son to stay the fuck still while i was fucking
When: Wednesday, January 27th - 7pm (WrA server time)Where: Silvermoon City, Walk of Elders, Velaani’s Arcane Goods shopCome meet the Doctors and Healers over at the Shielded Mind and tour the facility! Refreshments will be provided (alcoholic
kramergate: the anime store where i found this was playing the Fresh Prince theme over the speakers and my tenuous grip on reality started slipping
daikenkisan: I hate it when people call their birds their “babies”… I prefer to call them my “rarely sober angry roommates”. I mean, what “baby” hangs from the ceiling at 3 AM upside down in the bat pose while tweeting the French national
theawkwardpincushion: napoleonchingon: The second best pun I’ve ever encountered in the wild was when I was walking down the street in a “hip” part of Seattle and saw a couple of Budweiser cans thrown into a bush. And I said to a random stranger
ceepha: rougespectre: Some of my fav vines Volume warning for some I FORGOT ABOUT THE EXISTENCE OF THE SMOOTHIE ONE WITH THE FUCKING MASKS OH MY GOD IM DEAD
alittlepinkbow: coagulates: iamtonysexual: mortson: sweetsweetdicksinmymouth: dirkdave: PARTY AT MY PLACE i’ve got the alcohol covered i’ll bring some soda ill bring the drugs I’LL BRING THE BITCHES be my friends oh wait too many
thatferrybroad:cadensaurus:just-shower-thoughts:The human body is 70% water so we’re basically cucumbers with anxiety.#fucked up a perfectly good cucumber is what you didExcuse you, with the amount of salt and alcohol I consume, I am clearly a pickle.
I feel like the more drunk I get, the worse the alcohol tastes.
cuckoldpleasure: You smell the alcohol on Her breath the moment you kiss Her. She starts telling you about a guy She met in the bar as She drops to Her knees and takes your cock in Her mouth. She says, “I sucked him off in the parking lot”, then
theivorytowercrumbles: xuunies: theivorytowercrumbles: kitareyo: draw ur otp and the squad like this speaking of Future AU and the bar #rwby#okay but Penny is the one still drinking right#because her robo guts just burn up the alcohol#and team
darkphotoshootz: You know it’s gonna be a good party when: The alcohol is mixed with olive oil, so the guests clothes just fall off. Submit your party pics by clicking the image above
squambie: The wedding ring says she is married. The ankle bracelet says she is available. The alcohol says she is ready. The cock in her mouth says she is a slut.
cali2foryou: cuckoldpleasure: You smell the alcohol on Her breath the moment you kiss Her. She starts telling you about a guy She met in the bar as She drops to Her knees and takes your cock in Her mouth. She says, “I sucked him off in the parking
I need to stop acting like I’m immune to the effects of alcohol. I don’t know who the hell I was trying to impress drinking all that beer & then chugging vodka straight out the bottle. 😑
onemansfantasies: sluttyoldersister: The alcohol from the night before mustn’t of worn off. What started off with a mornig cuddle with my 18 year old son soon turned into wrestling. The nest thing i knew.. i was telling my son to stay the fuck still
quinnisgay: lonelyrainbow: spinningaroundwithme: Blame it on the goose, got you feeling looseBlame it on patron, got you in the zone Blame it on the alcohol O_O wow hoshit
So I’m trying to take my “Drug and Alcohol Safety Course” final exam when this question pops up… BlaKE WHaT thE FuCk!!! the answer is in the title tho “just another saturday night” sGFHDJlAUGHINg
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